• Both your index fingers just turned into guns and fired, how fucked up are you?
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Both bullets hit the wall. :v:
Grazed my left foot and destroyed my mouse.
Oh God my external hard drive. All those ESSENTIAL WINDOWS SYSTEM32 FILES gone! How could you! And a hole in my wall.
I need a new desk. and ear.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;23980776]People probably have their hands in their laps or something[/QUOTE] Huh? I wonder why? *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
I need a new neck/ear (fucking with my earring). And a new mouse. Which is good, because this thing sucks.
i would have shot the wall behind me with my right hand i would have hit my balls with my left.
[QUOTE=fashman12;23981227]i would have shot the wall behind me with my right hand i would have hit my balls with my left.[/QUOTE] This is an announcement to everybody in this thread. STOP POINTING AT YOUR BALLS That is all.
Shot out my foot and my destroyed my computer's power supply. :saddowns:
go out the window, prolly through the screen. i was stretchin when I read the title
Safe to say i won't be having children...
Shot my baguette and my headset.
Shot a wall and the floor. :smug:
[QUOTE=madmax678;23981572]Safe to say i won't be having children...[/QUOTE] You had both hands pointed at your crotch? Dear God, does nobody read my posts? You're shooting your own dicks off because of index finger guns.
Barley missed the side of my foot and shot up my keyboard. I'd say it was a good day.
blast off my lower jaw (resting head on arm) and shoot my brand new 500$ monitor i just got today
[QUOTE=wug;23981740]blast off my lower jaw (resting head on arm) and shoot my brand new 500$ monitor i just got today[/QUOTE] Avatar fits.
[QUOTE=hideyyo;23981641]You had both hands pointed at your crotch? Dear God, does nobody read my posts? You're shooting your own dicks off because of index finger guns.[/QUOTE]No, but now my girlfriend has the same problem as me. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=madmax678;23981944]No, but now my girlfriend is in the same predicament as me...[/QUOTE] She is going to blow her dick off? [editline]08:53AM[/editline] Also my cat would be dead.
[QUOTE=Nohj;23981951]She is going to blow her dick off?[/QUOTE]... No you idiot, your kinda fucked when you begin to finger and your index finger becomes a gun...
I most likely blasted my elbow off and shot my TV
Damn it there goes my laptop.
[QUOTE=madmax678;23981971]... No you idiot, your kinda fucked when you begin to finger and your index finger becomes a gun...[/QUOTE] Why are you reading a internet forum while having intercourse? (or fore-play)
[QUOTE=Nohj;23981988]Why are you reading a internet forum while having intercourse? (or fore-play)[/QUOTE]Just...one of those things...try not to look too deep into it... ... eww, wait...
:ohdear: [editline]08:58AM[/editline] You were going to ask FP for tips, huh? [editline]08:59AM[/editline] Then you saw this thread and FUCK YOU KILLED HER.
[QUOTE=Nohj;23982008]:ohdear: [editline]08:58AM[/editline] You were going to ask FP for tips, huh? [editline]08:59AM[/editline] Then you saw this thread and FUCK YOU KILLED HER.[/QUOTE]No, just cruzing the web... and yeah, not sure where or how im going to bury her, any ideas?
[QUOTE=madmax678;23982063]No, just cruzing the web... and yeah, not sure where or how im going to bury her, any ideas?[/QUOTE] Local park. Dress her up as a hobo and leave her under a bridge. You can/should have sex with her right now as the body is still warm. Don't leave the army inside as they tend to tell the general if you know what I mean. Fuck her corpse and don't cum on her as the cop will find out. [editline]09:11AM[/editline] 3 mins and not a single post in Fast threads at all. The fuck.
Completely safe. One hit the floor, passing between my forearm and thigh (a considerable gap) and the other very luckily passed between my monitor and tower, hitting the wall.
[QUOTE=Nohj;23982110]Local park. Dress her up as a hobo and leave her under a bridge. You can/should have sex with her right now as the body is still warm. Don't leave the army inside as they tend to tell the general if you know what I mean. Fuck her corpse and don't cum on her as the cop will find out. [editline]09:11AM[/editline] 3 mins and not a single post in Fast threads at all. The fuck.[/QUOTE]I was just thinking about donating her to the soup kitchen, im sure they will have a use for her (She's hitting me right now telling me not to post this... :v:) and anyway, how would i fuck her, my index finger just blew her insides up... :ohdear:
Laptop would be pretty fucked and my teacher's leg would be oozing with blood.
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