If you had to kill someone, who would it be? - General

Name: James Harrison (Not the football player.) Why: Killed all 5 of his children How: Tie him to the back of a car & drive off at 35 Mph That is of course if he was still alive. James Harrison = :suicide:

I would probably kill some sick elderly guy, because then at least I wouldn't be taking away that much, only a year or a couple.

Name Fred (From YouTube) How Skin Him Alive Then Piss On Him Why Anoying Fag

Name: Jimmie Åkesson How: GPMG and 100 bullets, or stoning in Tensta (Immigrant-rich Stockholm suburb, for the irony) Why: Xenophobic bastard.

bobby kotick how:throw him into a waterfall beat the crap outa him then throw a knife threw his eye why:money whore and dumbass

[QUOTE=Siminov;21229728]Name: Barack Obama How: Shoot him from a building during one of his outside speeches Why: His healthcare plans, the deficit he expanded, the programs he canceled, doing every corrupt thing the democratic party wants, destroying our nukes, opening us up for terrorist attacks. Would I actually do this for real, no. I still hate him though.[/QUOTE] Agreed. I dont understand why your getting dumbs- i guess thats facepunch.

[QUOTE=chucknorrisme;21446762]Agreed. I dont understand why your getting dumbs- i guess thats facepunch.[/QUOTE] You're eighter a troll, or a Republican, which is equally bad.

Who: Abdula Rahman (Guy in my class) Reason: Bullying me even after I told him to stay off me, or he's gonna get it (He already has, twice. He just wont stop.) How: Tear of his dick and shove it up his crooky nose and cut of his scalp.

Justin Beiber. Killed by freezing. Then I would give the frozen body to his grieving mother/manager/show it to one of Justin Beiber's biggest fans. And what Facepuncher wouldn't want to do that to this: [img]http://images.dailyfill.com/861e39a8b5fa448d_9e8fe03b0456b84a/o/Justin_Bieber_INFphoto_1056108_121409_300.jpg[/img]

^ God yes

The pope, stabbing him because of complete fucking idiocy.

The perverted Neo-Nazi asshats in my school, fucking burn them alive.

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;21233968]My mother. Baseball bat to the face. She makes me miserable, for fun. :argh:[/QUOTE] If I was your mother, I would be pretty disappointed. The tie, y'know. It's ugly.

Santa Smash him in the face with a baseball bat until you don't recognize him any more. Then I would cut his body up in pieces and throw them down the chimnies of childrens homes. He didn't give me a playstation

Who:some ultra fag who nobody likes named Christian Carey Reason:he thinks he is cool,NOBODY likes him How:shove a mini nuke in his mouth run away,then *boom*

My neighbour's baby. The bitch doesn't let me sleep at night, screams so loud I can hear it trough walls.

Who: A vandal that jumped night on my trampoline Why: Jumped night on my trampoline How:castrate him with a revolver, poor salt on it and and and[sadistic stuff][...] so he finnaly dies in a painfull death.

Name : Yasmine Why : She used me :ohdear: How : Don't care how. Just do it

Who: Stephenie Meyer Reason: Spawned a wretched franchise with faggot fans obessed with making two main male characters gay. How: Set her face on fire and crucify her upside down

Name:Dimitri Nõulik Reason:He thinks he's the best person on earth,calls EVERYONE a dumbass even if he doesn't know shit,thinks he's soo cool when he has his pants down and doing drugs and drinking alcohol. How:[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y9dzfwxSQA[/media]

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I'd kill one of my classmates with a spear through the balls and then the head.He annoys me every day steals my shit + I'm pretty sure he's covering up his gayness.

There is this guy who hangs around near my house. He hangs around terrorizing people and mugging them for no fucking reason. He has even practically killed a guy with a baseball bat when he tried to defend himself. He has been to prison twice and therefore is my definition of a waste of space, something that has no right to be alive on earth. First, disable him, shoot him in the shins, both of them. Beat him with the same pistol, preferably a 9mm with expanding hollow points. Make him feel like hes got a chance to live, make him beg for it then destroy his hope. Laugh at him then end it by shooting him in both lungs then the head. He fucking deserves this.

Bill O'Reilly, nail him to the ground and blare a recording of him yelling so loud it kills him. Because he's a crazy radical and people like him are the reason people hate Americans.

Mark David Chapman Allow him a good headstart, then begin to chase the motherfucker down before shooting him in both his kneecaps. Once Mr. Chapman is on the ground I will slowly begin to slash at his arms, chest, legs, and head. Before finally shooting him five times in the back and leaving him to die, if he hasn't died already. Reason: Killed one of the most brilliant minds in musical history.

The creators of Twilight Facepunch will worship me for doing it.

[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;21229647]Name: Ursular von der Lyen (A minister here) How: Cut her wraist with game DVDs Why: Blamed Gamers for everything and is a bitch[/QUOTE] You'd just be reinforcing her arguments...

Justin Beiber annoying little fag that all the girls crush on no matter what age... EARRG any way possible.

Greenman Because he bans for dum [highlight](User was banned for this post ("You cannot kill, what is not alive" - Greenman))[/highlight]

Marcus. (Guy in my old high school) He used to play with my self esteem a lot.