You've become your avatar. What is the first thing you do?

[chainsauce]

die

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[S.L.A.M.]

Try to get unbanned

[daigennki]

Choose Oshawott as my starter Pokemon, duh

[Amber902]

Go find some germans to kill

[Cowculator]

Answer a few questions by taking a shit in the woods.

[DICKFLIPMC60]

jerk off to vr porn

[mezzokoko]

Write job applications to local weather forecast departments

[Deleted112631]

Become a better Moonman

;)

[GoldenDragon]

Uhh

[Brandit]

Yell all the way.

[Ctrl]

End the pain

[Hiruty]

Find my way

[Altimor]

Jump cancel and j.S

[Headhumpy]

rejoice and enjoy life

[Gay4Grandad]

go find out who the boss is i gu

[Renafox]

I dunno, pet my ears?

[ichiman94]

[I][B]PURGE[/B] RESISTANCE-,[/I] err, just march down on the streets of City 17

[butre]

get some weeaboos arrested

[Kite_shugo]

Find that fucking baby invisibly connected to me; channel inner Norman reedus

[Prollgurke]

hump Ms Piggy

[Alex_V]

woof woof

[Slartibarty]

Be in excruciating pain

[ScottyWired]

pose for shutterstock as a computer hacker

subsequently get used on BBC articles

[_RIley]

hell yeah eat some fuckin trash

with manners though, i gotta stay fancy

[dead60]

Take my box off and reveal my true face.

[Hamaflavian]

Glare disapprovingly at my weeaboo son.

[HolySnickerPuffs]

Eat my own shit via the orifice where a face should be.

[Drewsko]

Meditate on being one with the Force and shit, then go do all the shenanigans one dreams of doing if they were invisible or a ghost.

[AlbertWesker]

Fight for my friends. [del]Also crack and heroin[/del]

[Morbo!!!]

Destroy ISIS