• You've become your avatar. What is the first thing you do?
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Stop global warming, start global cooling. Make the world a giant icebox!
Lick balls. Consume shit.
Rip and tear.
Continue.
[img]https://s32.postimg.org/f1rztxcud/icouldmisleadyouwithithisfilenamebutihavechosenn.png[/img]
fly and OH SHIT I'M A GIRL
Share all the beds.
Only physical appearance? Cosplay, make money Also includes powers? Become a sword-wielding vigilante at night. And the world's #1 cosplayer at day.
Graze in the nearby fields, try not to become mutton by the end of the month.
scream
Give my counterpart a nod and run through a cave -- Space Pirates aren't going to blow themselves up. (Actually they are pretty good at that)
Find the whereabouts of a certain dairy provider you should not know about. Do you know where he is?
Gravitationally attract nearby bodies.
Given the current time, run around and hop from couch to dresser to couch, then watch the outside world. If it was daytime, same as above, but with the addition of finding a sunny spot to lay in and make noises at birds. ........I miss my cat.
Reap souls I guess
:(
Get my hands kn a really nice supercar and demolish the tires, brakes, clutch on a runway. This would make me five or six times the money the car costs to buy, with which I would use to build a silly hooptie into a contraption capable of crossing the breadth of Africa.
Be a vampire.
wear panties on head
lay on the floor and wait for my prey
Bite the [B]shit[/B] out of some poor trick or treater's fingers.
Try to scare a horse away from a flower patch.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMynC4twXV8[/media] Obviously.
Be a cute but deadly lady samurai
Go out and terrorize everybody.
[B]Get off the beach.[/B]
[I][b]Pokemon, mother fucker.[/b][/I]
Teleport bread for 3 days.
cry
Summon a blowout
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