You've become your avatar. What is the first thing you do?

[Alexandroras]

Ask myself some philosophical questions.

[sp]Then join the Skeleton war![/sp]

[Mort Stroodle]

suicide

[Scruffel]

Vape.

[Nino]

do spidery things

[Atsuimono]

Resume life normally because im a living shitpost

[GURREN LAGANN]

giga drill break

[spaceghost]

Break into peoples houses and grate cheese over their food while staring at them.

[Zufeng]

Obtain Yoshitsuna

[disseminate]

SPOOK

[EmilyVasquez]

Make Hell freeze over. Literally.

[Wappen]

[B]BRAAAWK![/B]

[JudgeDredd]

thin my paints

[jax]

Make scary noises.

[DaBeaver]

What I will do will not just break the law, but it will also break the laws of physics and ignore any common sense.

[Saphirx]

give everyone prototype VR headsets
blindness may occur

[Infab]

Be a sadist and lead an army of soldiers (as well as an elite group of crazed killers) in the name of 'justice' as we crush a rebellion, while also chasing after someone I could never have.

[JerryAnderson]

Not apologize for my actions.

[Bourbonrogers]

slap a motherfucker

[riffchopper]

Probably cleave a few things.

[Nebukadnezzer]

find an avatar to become.

[PipAntarctic]

Find a new avatar to become.

[towergame]

Use my bear to blow some shit up.

[Oskutin]

What am I? Massive fast progressing industrial, economical and technogical power?

[Draza~]

I imagine i'd be raging

[Bat-shit]

Get like, a facial reconstructive surgery.

[Dr. Darkly]

honk

[Zufeng]

Join forces with ninja and onmyo monk

[Sableye]

Assert my control over the sun, get more soda, watch NASA flip out, fap, repeat

also magic!

[Smas]

Defeat some mavericks and be home in time for lunch.

[G-Man]

I usurp the First Flame.