You've become your avatar. What is the first thing you do?

[Col. Buggernuts]

Probably shit myself and make some new parent's life miserable.

[yourbreakfsat]

Break into a song

[Jordax]

Figure out how this aura stuff works exactly.

[meowmynips]

Continue being an anime

[Mattscreab]

i'd offer freeman a job

[Lexinator]

Throw glitter at people.