Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: heyy Stranger: omg no way! You: Hello Stranger: hey there mr You: What's up Stranger: not muchhh Stranger: just kinda klling time You: where you from. I'm from Maine Stranger: i'm from cali Stranger: :)))) You: Cool Stranger: how old are you?? You: 32 Stranger: ooh i like older guys... Stranger: you wouldn't happen to like younger girls would you? You: i do. Stranger: reallyyy! Stranger: umm how young? You: it's don't matter Stranger: oh good.. wanted to make sure i wasn't too young for you ;) You: how old are you Stranger: umm i'm 14 Stranger: but i'll be 15 really soon! You: I'm on probation. i thought she was 19. then she told me she was 16 Stranger: i'm blonde.. have B cups... nice figure... cute ass Stranger: that work for ya mr raper? You: hum...i don't want too get in anymore mess You: and you are in cali Stranger: oh but i love older guys cocks.. Stranger: we could just cyber ;) Stranger: never trade any info, you'd be fineeee You: THE CHIP IN MY BRAIN IS TELLING ME TO LEAVE OR I'LL GO TO PRISON. BYE

I used this. [quote][OMEGLE BOT:] We are required to inform you that this user is a child sex offender located in the Dallas Texas Prison. Do not give out any personal information to this user, as it may effect your well being when they are released from prison. Have fun chatting![/quote] [quote]You: [OMEGLE BOT:] We are required to inform you that this user is a child sex offender located in the Dallas Texas Prison. Do not give out any personal information to this user, as it may effect your well being when they are released from prison. Have fun chatting! You: yo Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What most people did. [QUOTE]You: [OMEGLE BOT:] We are required to inform you that this user is a child sex offender located in the Dallas Texas Prison. Do not give out any personal information to this user, as it may effect your well being when they are released from prison. Have fun chatting! You: sup Stranger: what? You: what. Stranger: no You: indeed Stranger: where do you live? You: in the Dallas Texas Prison at the moment You: you? Stranger: Im in korea You: fuck You: LKLKVCX LKVCXCZM zs You: the guard just smashed my face in the keyboard multiple times. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: [OMEGLE BOT:] We are required to inform you that this user is a child sex offender located in the Dallas Texas Prison. Do not give out any personal information to this user, as it may effect your well being when they are released from prison. Have fun chatting! You: yo Stranger: hey baby You: what. Stranger: sex me up You: the guard wont let me do that. Stranger: im sure Stranger: fagface Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I lol'd

[b]The good parts are highlighted. Gets awesome towards the end IMO[/b] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: female? You: yes, why? Stranger: good Stranger: im tired of talking to all these horny men You: i know god. its getting old. Stranger: yeah. i know its a place to talk to strangers and all but its like talking to a bunch of 15 year olds Stranger: my names kiki by the way :) You: i know for god's sake. everyone has to be so weird on here for the most part You: names jessi Stranger: please to meet you jessi :) You: thanks, same to you! Stranger: ^_^ Stranger: so where you from? You: I'm from FL what about you? Stranger: mississippi Stranger: not to far away :) You: oh thats cool. my late uncle used to live in biloxi Stranger: oh yeah? You: yeah about 300-400 miles Stranger: im sorry to hear hes late Stranger: better than half way around the world You: haha, i know. usually its just some little old korean kid Stranger: or some nasty indian perv You: yeah, for real. You: so are you still in school? Stranger: im about to start college :) Stranger: im 18 Stranger: are you in school? You: oh cool 17 in senior year this year. [b]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][/b] You: so what courses are you taking? [highlight]Stranger: your a registered sex offender? You: I'm thinking about doing a sociology program? You: oh pssh, that? You: the government just automatically informs people every 5 minutes or so. it was only once Stranger: thats weird..ive never seen that before You: yeah, but its no big deal. what was done was done 2 years ago. its long behind me You: in a basement filled with all of those great tools. You: and oh, the gimp suit. he sure wore that Stranger: you dominated a guy? and he turned you in? You: well, it was my neighbor, I was supposed to be babysitting him. this is when i lived in tennessee Stranger: how old was he? You: he was like 12, and he told his mother. i mean he was old enough to go through with it and stuff, it was no big deal. he could have said no and i would have gone easier on him. Stranger: wow You: that's why we moved to florida. i'm not allowed to live anywhere near a bus stop, playground, or chuck e cheeses. but i mean theres a lot of land here. so it's not that hard. Stranger: ah ic. Stranger: i like being dominated... You: yeah. so are you into domination and the like? You: oh, do you? yeah its a fetish of mine. i like being in control Stranger: ooo...even controling a girl? You: of course. either / or Stranger: *blushes* You: :) Stranger: :) Stranger: im interested Stranger: ive always wanted to know what its like being tied up You: well, i have cuffs, but yeah i've been meaning to go get ropes. it's pretty enthralling. i've tried it on both ends. Stranger: ooo cuffs You: it just seems more appealing to me to be in control. Stranger: i can understand. Stranger: i dated a guy who wanted me to be in control Stranger: i was a bit of a thrill Stranger: but i liked him dominating me Stranger: he wasnt very good You: oh, well he's a man, he doesnt know how women really want it. i could do things to you that would make you sooo hot. Stranger: ..really? You: oh, yes. Stranger: im getting a little hot just thinking about it You: me too. You: well. i'm kind of getting a boner, and have to post this to a thread in this forum I read. so I got to go. Thanks for the awesome material though. You've been a real sport Stranger: wait! You: what? Stranger: a boner? Stranger: dont go cause of the government You: yeah, of course im not a girl. you douchebag. im just a kid Stranger: you told me you were a female You: well i could have told you i liked pretty ponies and glitter. how the hell would you know? Stranger: you fucking perv Stranger: fucking sex offender Stranger: you should have been locked up You: damn, exposing your true self and then calling me a perv? Stranger: i didnt lie You: alrighty well, it was fun while it lasted babe. hope you can find someone with enough muscle to rough you up a bit. Stranger: go to hell you fuckin perv [/highlight] Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: orly You: yarly Stranger: I dunno if I should belive that Stranger: you prolly just came up with it Stranger: for the lulz Stranger: :) You: Did you know, there are 1,219 planets on the Outer Rim of the Star Wars Galaxy? Stranger: Wow Stranger: I did not know You: yeah, that's what I said You: and I'm wanted on 12 systems Stranger: wow Stranger: that turns me on You: do you want to go to a Max Rebo concert? i have an extra ticket. Stranger: mmm I'd love to Stranger: and what'll we do afterward Stranger: :) You: we'll look for love in alderaan places... Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Cool You: hello Stranger: Hi Stranger: Have sex with me? Stranger: I heard you are an offender of it Stranger: This is the FBI.... Run! If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: FBI If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:09AM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: oh sup /b/ Stranger: your at it again eh /b/? You: Um. no You: Facepunch Stranger: you mean palm? You: but i do love me some 4chan Stranger: yes it is good times Stranger: i got pissed at /b/ today because of that fuckin do you know your enemy shit You: Green Day> Stranger: yea fuck that guy Stranger: anyway Stranger: dicks Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HOW THE HECK, IT TURNED INTO A REAL CONVO. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: …………………………………………. ………………………_,-~”¯¯”~-, ………………………………………….. …………….__„-~”¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::”- ………………………………………….. ……….„~”¯::::::::::::::”::::::::::::::::::\ ………………………………………….. .__„„„-“::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”~-, ……………………………………__-~”::,-‘::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ………………………_______~”___-~”::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::”-, ………………….,~”::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ………………..:/:::::::::::::::::__-~”:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~”:’'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ……………….,’::::::::,-~~”~”_::’,::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ‘:'-,::’,”-\::”:”::::::::\|:|/ ……………_,-‘”~——”:::/,~”¯”-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~”::'-,:\;;’-‘;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘::\::|/ …………,-‘::::::::::::::::’-\~”O¯_/::,’::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-‘,::'-,:|::”;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘:\:’-,::\ …………|:::::::::::::::::-,_’~’::::,-‘::,’:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-‘:'-,:'-,’;;’;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘:\:::’-,|” …………|::,-~”::::::::::::::”~~”:::,-‘::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~’:'-,|:”’”;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘¯::’-,:’,\| ………../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,„-~”¯\:'-,|;”-‘;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘—,::-:\:\| ………/::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-‘;;’-‘;;;;’,/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::-,:|\|..\| ……./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-‘;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~”’(“-,\:::|\:|::” ……,’:::::::,’::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-‘/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,—’::::::/”~’ …..,’::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,„-~”::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘::::::::,’::::/ …./:::::::::|:::::::::::::„—-~~”“¯¯¯::’,:::::,’;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,’::::::::: :: |_,-’ ..,’::::::::::::”,:,-~”¯::::::::”-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,’:::::::|::::,’ ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::”-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯”“”~-,~,_/::::::::,’:::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::”~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::”,:::::::::::::”-‘:::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I’M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::”,:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::”-,:::::::::::::::”,:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,’/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::”-,:::::::::::::::”-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |’-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::”~-,_::::::::::::::”~-,_:::”-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: "-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”~-,__:::::::::::’,”-,:::”_|/\:|\: : : : \::":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”~-,_:::::\:::\:::”~/_:|:|\: : : ‘-,\::”::,’\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”-,_:’-,::\:::::::”-,|:||,-, : ‘-,\:::|-‘-„ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,’”-:”~,:::::”/_/::|-/--‘;;\:::/: ||-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/…’-,::::::”~„::::”-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: LOLOL You: hi Stranger: I EAT SEX OFFENDERS Stranger: BITCH You: i touch T-rex's Stranger: do you actually think i fall for that bullshit right up there ^^ Stranger: you're not a sex offender. You: do you think I will fall for that bullshit right up there You: you're not a T-rex Stranger: LOL YES I AM, FOOL. You: NO YOU ARENT FOOl Stranger: YES I AM You: NO Stranger: YES I FUCKEN AM You: NO Stranger: YOU FUCKEN BITCH You: YOU FUCKEN NON TREX Stranger: BUT WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT Stranger: WHY DO THEY SAY Stranger: THAT THEY ARE A SEX OFFENDER Stranger: WHEN THEY REALLY AREN'T You: BECAUSE MAYBE THEY ARE Stranger: NOPE. You: WHY DO PEOPLE TALK IN CAPS Stranger: BECAUSE IT'S COOL! Stranger: FUCK! You: FINE You: IM GOING TO USE CAPS FOREVA Stranger: ME FUCKEN TOO You: ON ANY SITE I GO TO You: LIKE FP Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR? You: YEA IN MY GARAGE Stranger: |: You: ITS KICKIN RAD Stranger: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A TUMBLR IS. You: YES You: ITS AN ALBINO GANGSTA WITH A GOLD PLATE MAC10 You: AND SUNBURN Stranger: YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN, MY FRIEND. You: ASIF Stranger: TUMBLR IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER Stranger: AND IT IS EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU CANNOT EXPERIENCE IT'S COOLNESS You: OH NO Stranger: OH YES You: IM DOOMED NOW Stranger: YOU ARE You: I MUST GO TOUCH LITTLE CHILDREN Stranger: HAH OKAY Stranger: HAVE FUN You: I SHALL You: ITS A BLAST You: ALL THE COPS N SHIT Stranger: OH I'M SURE IT IS. You: THEN ATTENTION I GET You: IS AMAZING Stranger: OH I BET MAN. Stranger: THE REP MUST BE GOOD You: FUCK You: WAIT You: NO You: ITS K NIGGAH Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG. You: WITH U Stranger: SUCK MAH DICK Stranger: OH WAIT Stranger: YOU PROBABLY WOULD You: IM NOT THAT KINDA PEDO SORRY Stranger: EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE NONNNEEE You: I ONLY DO GIRLS THAT ARE LITTLE Stranger: O: You: WHAT You: I AINT NO QUEER You: I ARE JUST PEDO Stranger: ROTFL HOEEEKAAAY You: YEA... You: I WANT TEA You: YOU GOT TEA? Stranger: NO BITCH, T REXS DONT DRINK TEA! You: TEA IS KING YA'HEAR Stranger: FUCK NAW Stranger: I'M A MOTHER FUCKEN T REX You: FUCK YEO You: IM A MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHE You: WHOOPS You: ARE YOU FROM FP? Stranger: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS. I'M A T-REX! You: ARE YOU FROM FACEPUNCH? Stranger: OH, NO. You: WHY NOT? You: I BET YOU U R Stranger: I'M FROM TUMBLR! FOOL! You: UR PROBABLY ACETUB Stranger: YOU NEED TO DISCOVER TUMBLR. Stranger: IDEK WTF FP IS BUT I'M SURE TUMBLR > FP You: HAHA NO You: TUMBLR. IS SOME GHEY BLOG SHIT Stranger: IT'S NOT GHEY You: FACEPUNCH > 4CHAN You: 4CHAN > TUMBLR. Stranger: 4CHAN CAN SUCK MY NON EXISTANT COCKKK You: WHY HAZ YOU NO COCK? Stranger: I'MA GIRL T-REX You: OH SHI Stranger: HAAAYL YES You: YOU SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT EARLIER You: SO THAT I COULD BE A STEREOTYPICAL BOI ON THE INTERWEBZ You: OMG A GIRL ON DA NET Stranger: ROTFL You: WOWAWWEEWA Stranger: WELL REMEMBER, I'M A T-REX. SO. You: HMM You: T-REX FURRY? Stranger: WUT. You: MY FRIEND WAS A FURRY LOL Stranger: LOLOLLL HOW OLD R U MAYN? You: 19 NEXT MONTH You: BUT IM IMATURE You: PEOPLE TELL ME Stranger: OH SO YOU'RE ALL ~LEGAL You: LEGAL AGE IS 18 HERE Xd Stranger: WELL YOU'RE 18. AREN'T YOU. SO YES, YOU'RE LEGAL. You: YUUUP Stranger: I'M 14. |: You: OH SHI Stranger: I HATE BEING 14. You: WHICH REMINDS ME You: NEXT MONTH I HAVE TO DELETE ALL THE GIRLS I KNOW THAT ARE UNDER 16 FFS You: ON MSN THAT IS Stranger: ROTFLLL OH YEAH I FORGOT YUR A PEDO You: WELL I WILL BE IF THEY DONT GET OFF MY MSN LOL Stranger: PAHAHAH WELL YOU CAN'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR TALKING TO GIRLS, CAN YOU? UNLESS YOU'RE ALL SEXUAL WITH THEM. You: I DUNNO You: NAH IS ACTUALLY REALLY WEIRD OVER HERE You: HEAPS OF GUYS THAT ARE 18-19 HOOKING UP WITH 15YOS :/ You: NEVER GOT THAT Stranger: IT'S THE NEW GENERATION Stranger: I DON'T GET IT EITHER You: OF PEDOISM You: LOL Stranger: ROTFL YES |: Stranger: BUT NOW IT'S BEING ACCEPTED You: GUESS SO You: OUR GENERATION IS GONNA FUCK EVERYTHING UP LOL Stranger: HAAYYYLLLL YES IT IS Stranger: I WILL BE ASHAMED TO TELL MY CHILDREN ABOUT IT You: LOOOL You: SIF HAVE KIDS Stranger: THAT IS IF I EVER GET TO HAVE ANY. FUCK GLOBAL WARMING. I HOPE IT DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE THE WORLD EXPLODE. You: ITS GOING TO MAKE ALL THE GIRLS INFERTILE You: NO MORE BABIES Stranger: O: Stranger: WE'RE ALL GANNA DIEEE D: You: NAH You: CLONING You: IS THE WAY TO GO Stranger: OH DAMN THAT'S WEIRD Stranger: WE'LL ALL LOOK THE SAME WTF You: YEA I AM WEIRD WHEN I WAKE UP You: NAH You: U WILL BE ABLE TO CHOOSE FEATURES Stranger: O WELL THAT MAKES IT BETTER BUT WHAT IF ALL THE CLONES LIKE BECOME EVIL OR SOME SHIT LIKE IN THE MOVIES AND THEN THEY GO AGAINST ERBODY You: LOLOLOL Stranger: THEN WE'LL DIE. YEP. You: HMM You: THAT IS WHY I SHALL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE EARTH Stranger: THERE IS NO PRESIDENT OF THE EARTH. Stranger: OF AMERICA, THOUGH. You: ONE DAY THERE WILL BE Stranger: WELL THAT WILL BE FUCKED UP. Stranger: PROBABLY. You: HE IS GOING TO BE CHINESE You: AND FAT You: AND You: HAVE LOTS OF KIDS You: AND HOLY CRAP I HAVE OVER SLEPT You: ITS 1PM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Stranger: OH MAHH LAWWWD Stranger: DON'T CHINESE HATE AMERICANS. Stranger: ? Stranger: IDEK. Stranger: THAT'S WHAT I ~HERRRD Stranger: WUT Stranger: IT'S 1 AM HERE You: ARE YOU AMERICAN? Stranger: YEAHH Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? You: I R FROM AUSTRALIA You: AND ITS RAINING LIKE FUCK SO I GOT NOTHING TO DO Stranger: OH FUCK I WISH I WAS YOU RN Stranger: I WANNA BE THERE You: ITS WINTER BUT You: GONNA GET HOT AFTER SEPT THOUGH Stranger: WTF IT'S WINTER OMG Stranger: SUMMER IS JUST ABOUT TO END HERE Stranger: AND SCHOOL IS STARTING AND EVERYTHING You: THEN BEACH BEACH BEACH BEACH! Stranger: AND I'M FUCKEN PISSED You: LOL You: WE HAVEN'T HAD MUCH SUN, IVE GONE WHITE AGAIN LOOL Stranger: UGHHHH I DIDN'T GO TO THE BEACH THIS YEAR FOR SUMMER D: You: OMG Stranger: I'VE BEEN WHITE ALL YEAR LONGGG Stranger: DDD: You: AHA Stranger: THE SUN DOESN'T LIKE ME THIS YEAR Stranger: FUCK You: I LIVE LIKE 10-15MINS FROM TEH BEACH Stranger: I'M FUCKEN MAD NOW You: ROFL Stranger: SDJHFKGUILDFHGLDUFHGLJ Stranger: WUT. Stranger: YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH. You: XD Stranger: I WANNA LIVE NEAR A FUCKIN BEACH Stranger: I LIVE IN MOTHER FUCKING OHIO Stranger: AND IT SUCKZ. Stranger: THE ONLY THING COOL HERE IS THE CITY CLEVELAND. CAUSE IT'S A CITY. THE CITY OF "ROCK AND ROLL" You: LOL, CLEVELAND FROM FAMILY GUY Stranger: THE REST OF OHIO IS JUST NOTHING. You: IM COMING TO CALI NEXT YR XD Stranger: I HAVEN'T WATCHED THAT SHOW SINCE I WAS LIKE 12 You: LOL Stranger: I WANNA GO THERE D: You: IM MOVING THERE FOR 8MONTHS Stranger: LJJFGJHFGJFJFGFGRHFDFJKGDFKJGHDKGDFJHGKJDGHJBGLKJDFGJLKDFH Stranger: I AM VERY ENVIOUS AS OF RIGHT NOW Stranger: THAT'S WHERE I WANNA MOVE AFTER COLLEGE. I WANT TO MOVE TO SANTA MONICA. You: HAHA You: I HEARD THE BAY AREA IS DODGY LOL Stranger: YEAH IDK I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CALI ROTFL You: LOL Stranger: WELL, HOMIE, I GOTTA GO TO BED. MY MOM SAID I HAVE TO. CAUSE SHE IS A BITCH TONIGHT. GOODBYE! :D OH ALSO WE DECIDED THAT TALKING IN CAPS IS COOL.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: :D You: …………………………………………. ………………………_,-~”¯¯”~-, ………………………………………….. …………….__„-~”¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::”- ………………………………………….. ……….„~”¯::::::::::::::”::::::::::::::::::\ ………………………………………….. .__„„„-“::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”~-, ……………………………………__-~”::,-‘:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::: ::::~-, ………………………_______~”___-~”:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: : ::: :: :::::::::::”-, ………………….,~”::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ………………..:/:::::::::::::::::__-~”:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_ ,-~”:’'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ……………….,’::::::::,-~~”~”_::’,::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: : :: :::,~ ‘:'-,::’,”-\::”:”::::::::\|:|/ ……………_,-‘”~——”:::/,~”¯”-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~”::'-,:\;;’-‘;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘::\::|/ …………,-‘::::::::::::::::’-\~”O¯_/::,’::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-‘,::'-,:|::”;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘:\:’-,::\ …………|:::::::::::::::::-,_’~’::::,-‘::,’:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-‘:'-,:'-,’;;’;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘:\:::’-,|” …………|::,-~”::::::::::::::”~~”:::,-‘::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~’:'-,|:”’”;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘¯::’-,:’,\| ………../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,„-~”¯\:'-,|;”-‘;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘—,::-:\:\| ………/::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-‘;;’-‘;;;;’,/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::-,:|\|..\| ……./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-‘;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~”’(“-,\:::|\:|::” ……,’:::::::,’:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: : :,-‘/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,—’::::::/”~’ …..,’::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,„-~”::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-‘::::::::,’::::/ …./:::::::::|:::::::::::::„—-~~”“¯¯¯::’,:::::,’;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,’:::::::: : :: |_,-’ ..,’::::::::::::”,:,-~”¯::::::::”-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,’:::::::|::::,’ ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::”-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯”“”~-,~,_/::::::::,’:::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::”~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::”,:::::::::::::”-‘:::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I’M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::”,:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::”-,:::::::::::::::”,:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,’/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::”-,:::::::::::::::”-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |’-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::”~-,_::::::::::::::”~-,_:::”-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: "-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”~-,__:::::::::::’,”-,:::”_|/\:|\: : : : \::":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”~-,_:::::\:::\:::”~/_:|:|\: : : ‘-,\::”::,’\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”-,_:’-,::\:::::::”-,|:||,-, : ‘-,\:::|-‘-„ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,’”-:”~,:::::”/_/::|-/--‘;;\:::/: ||-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/…’-,::::::”~„::::”-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| Stranger: haha, sweeet You: asl Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I chatted to that person too lol!

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hl dkdla wpvpstkfka dlek tq Stranger: tq Stranger: t Stranger: qt You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: qt Stranger: sex You: Um wut? Stranger: ok Stranger: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ok You: You're a facepuncher aren't you? Stranger: o Stranger: ok Stranger: ok Stranger: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Lmao You: Crack up You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Lulz Stranger: dlfek ahrdidckffp tkyj fu Eksfmg whdrk Stranger: ok You: Um okay You: can I ask you something You: You there? You: gkuffcuyoij You: d You: ed\edf\g You: g You: d You: g You: ds\a You: g You: nhj\ You: rg You: ewf You: jg\kyu You: kil You: tg[/quote] I think mine was from facepunch too.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: DEMILOVATO69 You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi there Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hey You: hi there Stranger: how are you mr.pedo You: im good sexy You: what are you wearing Stranger: nothing im naked and about to jerk off You: mm fuck cum for me You: asl Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hello You: Howdy ^_^ Stranger: how are you ? You: Good, you? Stranger: good :) Stranger: So whats on your mind? You: Nothing.. Just can't sleep :< Stranger: Awwww for why not? You: Dunno... Had a scary nightmare :< Stranger: its ok tell me all about it You: Well.. I was raping this little girl and she somehow managed to call the cops Stranger: WTF that is scary You: No, it's not. You: Little girls are so beautiful... Mmmmmmm.... You: So tight... Naturally hairless... Mmmm..... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Do i win the award for creepiest one yet? :clint:

[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;16769642]Do i win the award for creepiest one yet? :clint:[/QUOTE] Winner so far.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Hi. You: Hello Stranger: So, What're you wearing? You: nothing Stranger: Cool. You: cool You: im touching myself too You: want to help Stranger: Awesome. Stranger: Yes. Stranger: Also I'm going to cut your face of and make you blow it out your ass! You: FUCK YEA You: I CANT WAIT Stranger: DAMN I LOOK GOOD! You: im going to eat you You: ALIVE You: IM A FUCKING CANIBAL BITCH Stranger: Yes... Eat me.. You: WHAT U GUNN DO NOW You: oh abby You: ill eatchya good Stranger: Eat My Hard.. Stranger: Uhh. Stranger: Bone. You: dick You: YUMMYUMMY Stranger: a/s/l You: 17/f/ny Stranger: 18/m/ny You: lmfao Stranger: So wanna get together and bone? You: yea You: exactly You: RIGHT around my age You: you would be huh You: yea You: lets get together Stranger: Where at? You: i live on 49 south street You: actually Stranger: What adress? You: lets just fuck in a mcdonalds bathroom Stranger: Good idea, which one? You: idk You: i dont relaly live in ny Stranger: Also, I will bring my knockout pills and beer. You: oh? You: your fucking cool You: i just wanted to let you know that Stranger: Thank you, I know. You: cause nobody else goes around on omele doing this You: come up with some original You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR SQUIDWARD Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR Stranger: ... You: im a pirate Stranger: Well this sucks. You: priate secks You: i can pretend i have a pegleg You: and SHOVE IT UP YO ASS Stranger: No. You: no? You: lol Stranger: But I can shove it up yours. You: i would like that WAYYYYY too much Stranger: Good. Cause I got somethin bigger than a pegleg. You: oh shit You: sounds hot You: hook me up Stranger: Let's go. You: im hornyyyyy Stranger: Good, this will be easy then.. You: what will be Stranger: You'll see. You: i would just let you Stranger: Exactly. You: but ill struggle, it makes it hotter Stranger: Indeed. Stranger: And in the end you die, but that finishes it. You: tahts fine You: but really Stranger: Ok good. You: you die You: because im a FUCKIN ZOMBIE NIGGA Stranger: Because you have AIDS? You: i will sriously eat . off. your dick Stranger: You like cock? You: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH You: yes You: im a girl Stranger: What kind? You: lolol You: big cock You: rewr You: oooooou ; ) Stranger: Good, Ok. Just checking You: cool You: can i call u daddy Stranger: Yes. You: u can call me mami You: or whatever else Stranger: I'll call you bitch. You: lmao You: no but really Stranger: Damn I'm Hard. You: im a zombie You: i will You: fucking You: eat your brains Stranger: And I will Stranger: Fucking Stranger: Fuck you Stranger: in the ass You: tbh You: the ass doesnt feel good at all You: it just huts Stranger: Yeah It's not my favorite. You: really bad You: hurts* Stranger: I like the oral sex better. You: lol You: do u have a dick? Stranger: No Shit. You: lmao You: hw about u stfu You: because i never knew u before this You: okay? You: i will shut u up myself Stranger: You STFU BITCH! AND SUCK IT You: what if i dont Stranger: I don't know. I haven't thought that far. You: start thinking because im not sucking anything Stranger: Well I just wasted my time then. You: lmfao You: i geus so Stranger: :( You: =)))) You: i suck dick good too Stranger: Damn I'm so hard right now, you suck! You: are you actually You: or are u fucking with me Stranger: that depends, do you want me to be? You: idk You: ive been touchin myself the whooe time You: lmfao You: whole Stranger: Are you serious or are u fucking with me? You: im serious Stranger: Good. Stranger: That makes me harder You: lmao You: oh god You: my sister has been awake You: this whoole TIME LOL You: lmfao Stranger: Ooh, Threesome. You: no Stranger: Yes.] You: i think shes been watching me You: LOL Stranger: Good. You: lmao Stranger: Come closer.. Stranger: I have something for you You: no You: chill You: shes ugly Stranger: I don't judge. You: ughhhhh You: now i ahev to wait longer You: fucking btich You: go to bed Stranger: Lol. You: not funny You: can u entertain me for the next hour Stranger: It's 2 In the morning. You: ANDDDDDDDDD Stranger: I can Entertain you.. You: im horny 24.7 Stranger: And Pleasure you.. You: can u be specific Stranger: Just tell me what you want You: i want you to tell me what u wouild do to me ; ) Stranger: I'd do what you wanted. You: thats fucking lame Stranger: Lol You: i bet u suck at sex You: you need help LOL You: <<<<<< Stranger: Say Hi to Facepunch You: hi You: wait You: do i get to be on a website !!!! Stranger: Ok, this is recorded you can Disconnect now. Stranger: Yes. You: YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 You: YES YES YES !!!!!!! You: THANKS !!!!!!!!! Stranger: Here's the link You: i just wanted to say Stranger: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576[/url] You: hi mom and dad, and everyone from NHP You: hey You: do u play like PC games Stranger: Yes. You: what do u play Stranger: This isn't supposed to be a serious conversation, sorry. You: noooo You: wait Stranger: Go to the dang thread. You: thats NOT FUCKING FAIR Stranger: STOP NAGGING ME WOMAN! You: im not really a woman.. lol Stranger: Good. You: wait wait You: but we gotta keep this goin You: ill miss you Stranger: No, I got other victims to mess with. You: please dont leave me You: NO!!!!! You: BABY COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK You: I CHOOSE YOU PICKACHU!!!!! Stranger: I'll always be with you, stranger. Stranger: Goodbye for now. You: omg You: im guna You: PUNCH U You: IN THE FACE Your conversational partner has disconnected. LAWLSSSSLAWLSSSSSSSSS. i tried to continue but HES A PUSSY AND I KNOW HES GUNNA READ IT HERE >:)

[QUOTE=faze;16769795]Winner so far.[/QUOTE] Yay! :pervert:

Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. lets try again ^.^ Stranger: heyy You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: oh hi der Your conversational partner has disconnected. ..okaaay...again. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi der Stranger: hi You: so how old are you Stranger: 17 You: ...too old Your conversational partner has disconnected. ...daaang. people just don't like me.

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey what's up? Stranger: fine Stranger: f/m You: so... you live on the west coast? You: m Stranger: oh f You: nice You: from west coast? Stranger: no You: FUCK You: I WANTED TO SEE YOU Stranger: no way You: >:( Stranger: from You: from? Stranger: where are you from You: cali Stranger: o You: Too bad you don't live closer You: I'd like to touch your skin Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Msg too short

The funniest are just the quote then hi then disconnection [editline]07:01AM[/editline] Why don't we just start doing the WILD ABRA APPEARS *Wild Abra teleports*

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You: he like you You: he wants you You: BAD Stranger: ohkay You: do you want him Stranger: not really You: dont lie Stranger: bye [editline]07:10AM[/editline] 3381 users onlineConnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! 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You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi You: :D Stranger: hello! Stranger: my dream come true! You: i have candy in my van Stranger: ooh Stranger: can i have some Stranger: ??? You: yes You: come on in Stranger: -in- Stranger: do you have puppies in here too? You: do you want a lolipop? Stranger: yes! You: close your eyes Stranger: -closed- You: suck on it Stranger: yummy Stranger: it takes like cherry Stranger: wth! Stranger: i dont like cherry Stranger: bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote=act 1]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote=act 2]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: heey Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :( [editline]02:18AM[/editline] They keep doing the same thing this is lame [editline]02:19AM[/editline] Someone asked me if I liked pens then left, what the hell.

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[quote=act 3]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: That doesn't work you fucking idiot Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Go to hell [editline]02:41AM[/editline] [quote=act 4]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi You: OH FUCK ME Stranger: which hole? You: the one over there You: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Stranger: the one next to the fridge? You: It's tiny as you can see You: Yes next to the grapefruit Stranger: Can I eat it?[/quote] .

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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi! Stranger: Hello, I'm Chris Hanson Dateline NBC You: Oh shi- Stranger: please, have a seat. You: *I didnt know she wasnt 18! Stranger: We've read your conversations. Numerous times she stated she was 14. Stranger: Your exact words, "MMM, i like 'em small." You: I never said that! Stranger: The chat history never lies. Now tell me, what's in your bag there? You: Uh...wendys Stranger: Orly? Let me see that. You: *Hands bag* Stranger: *opens* Well, isn't this lovely. A large purple dildo and some smirnoff. Sure looks like Wendy's to me. Stranger: Tell me..what were your intentions. You: To....become friends? Stranger: IF FRIENDS MEANS TEARING HER ANUS ASUNDER, THEN YES, YOU WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS You: Thats what I was thinking, yes Stranger: ohnoes. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]08:07AM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: Hi! Stranger: So your a sex offender You: What? Stranger: Omegle informed me You: That was a long time ago... Stranger: Dont care if you are You: Your not? Stranger: Nope You: Why dont you care? Stranger: Dont see it as anything to worry about You: What if I told you I know where you live? Stranger: I have guns You: Im looking through your window right now, besides, I have guns too Stranger: Really You: Yes Stranger: Cuase my room has no windows Stranger: cause* You: What? You: Shit, wrong house Stranger: Hehe Stranger: Also I have landmines around my house You: Ow well, hang on, brb, gonna rape this lady You: *Oh Stranger: So your a lady raper huh? 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I probably screwed with one too many peoples. No... I'm not a sex offender, following the crowd. Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: what is your offense? You: I have a pet donkey You: I love my pet donkey Stranger: shit You: then the government took him away Stranger: and posted this Stranger: too bad You: But I really had sex with a parrot Stranger: what happened to the donkey? You: We had a fight Stranger: with a parrot? for fucks sake You: Then I tried to have an orgy Stranger: you're sick man Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform Stranger that Stranger are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: ello Stranger: wat You: how are you Stranger: _____________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________ _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░________ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____ ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__ ___▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_ __▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░ _░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ _▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓_____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓___░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▒__▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▒__▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░ _▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓____▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ _░▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓░ __░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▓░ ____▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▓░ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒ ______░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒ ______░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░ You: Young... Stranger: i'm good Stranger: yeah Stranger: 14 You: ... You: hot Stranger: wat Stranger: wats hot You: now take a picture of Stranger dancing sexy :3 Stranger: wth Stranger: i am a boy Stranger: u faggot You: i know You: :D Stranger: how old r u You: 47 Stranger: shit Stranger: ur old You: and wrinkled already You: now how about that picture? Stranger: no way Stranger: man Stranger: u fu ck in perv You: damn it You disconnected... in shame ;-; Stranger: hey, what's your name, stanger? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform Stranger that Stranger are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: My name is registered sex offender You: Fucking couches in the middle of a Furniture store apperently counts as a sex offense You: asl Stranger: haha You: I wanted my sister to join in too. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: little girl? You:*pedobearimagehere* Stranger: yay teddy! You: are you a girl? Stranger: yes Stranger: :] You: *pedobearimagehere* You: i just came Stranger: came where? You: i just came home* Stranger: :] Stranger: I'm 10 Stranger: :] You: oh really? Stranger: mmhm Stranger: :] You: that's neat... giggity Stranger: wanna be my friend?! Stranger: do ya do ya?! You: yeah! You: giggity You: giggity giggity Stranger: where u live? Stranger: I bet I live close You: spooner street Stranger: ^^ You: rhode island Stranger: me too Stranger: :] You: uh huh You: sure You: giggity Stranger: no I live in providence You: giggity You: i'm 11 Stranger: u sound nice-friendly kisses u on cheeck- You: *blushes* Stranger: awe!-hugs- You: *great big kiss on the cheek* Stranger: yay! You: :] Stranger: me likey kissys Stranger: :] You: giggity Stranger: where should we meet I wanna meet my new friend! Stranger: :D You: we'll meet at the mcdonalds in providence, ok? Stranger: which one? You: the one closest to the mall Stranger: I know that one! You: ok! Stranger: what time? You: tomorrow at 5 pm Stranger: mmk I can walk ther alls by myself Stranger: :] You: ok :D You: giggity You: *pedobearimagehere* Stranger: you know I never kissed a boy before... You: then i'll be your first You: giggity Stranger: good u can go rot in hell the ass wipe _l_[/QUOTE] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's terrible

Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello there Stranger: wups kk You: what? Stranger: ok. can you tell me your title Stranger: noting,,, You: I have no idea what you are talking about? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :iiam:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hiya Stranger: Hey there good looking. You: asl Stranger: 15, girl, convenienty next door You: im 42m... home alone, horny and wanting young flesh Stranger: Huh. It would suck if you were a sex offender because then you could totally go next door and offend me sexually. 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Just head on next door! Second floor, first door on the right. Stranger: No, no, silly. You're not a t-rex, you're a sex offender. You: can i hang you on the wall by your titties and make you squeal Stranger: Only if it's a thursday. You: oh fuck you, goddamn nigger Stranger: DONT CALL ME THE N WORD YOU FUCKING WHORE BAG Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]05:18AM[/editline] [quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey there big boy Stranger: lmao funny man Stranger: :D You: whats up sexi... wanna fuck Stranger: only if you are a woman sex offender You: im 42/m... im fuggin hot though Stranger: im straight You: you a homophobe? Stranger: no Stranger: homos are scared of me Stranger: :D You: are niggers scared of you to boy Stranger: lol You: too afraid to answer? pussy Stranger: eat my shorts You: ever hear of facepunch? Stranger: lol Stranger: ever heard of shit in your face? You: oh god i love that Stranger: i thought so You: all nutty Stranger: all gays do You: yum Stranger: :D You: yeah well youre a nigger, you are a piece of shit anyway Stranger: lmao Stranger: im not 45 Stranger: :D:D:D:D:D You: your momma took a shit that took her 9 months to grow Stranger: in you face biotch Stranger: im white you moron Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Lmao I really offended him.

i was going to type the sex offender thing, but then this happened. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: daddy? You: yes Stranger: come home i miss you You: no Stranger: why You: You ruined my life Stranger: why no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DADDY!!!!!!! You: calm down Stranger: please Stranger: please come home You: to be honest Im not your dad, Im the guy who killed him You: just a minute ago You: so...hows you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]