Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: Canada Stranger: f or m You: f Stranger: age You: 25 You: you? Stranger: whats your proffesion Stranger: m You: little boys, you? Stranger: 27 Stranger: no You: what? You: that's normal, right? Stranger: ya You: I found this great porno site You: sourmath.com You: its amazing You: got everything Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I think he fell for it. :P

You: hi Stranger: hi You: im a sex offender Stranger: m/f You: M You: im black to Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote] Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] lol :v: [editline]10:24PM[/editline] Moar: [quote] You: [omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] you: Hello your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]

[quote]you: If your name is meg, your ugly. Stranger: :d stranger: Except for that one episode, kind of you: Go away, meg. Stranger: I still thought she was kinda ugly after that makeover stranger: But hey you: Blondes...... :d stranger: Hmm? You: More slutty more like it stranger: Aw, man stranger: Here i thought i was going to get to talk about family guy stranger: Snap your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]. [quote]stranger: Are you hannah montana? You: I'm in a offending mode. Jews. You: No, i'm not hannah montana. But i like to do hannah montana. Stranger: Oh... You: I'll get the best of both worlds stranger: Are u miley stewart? You: Nope.[/quote]. [quote]you: Your boobs. Stranger: Brazil? You: I'm sure i'll find yours there. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote].

[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: wow You: hey You: asl? Stranger: that's bad You: whats bad? Stranger: for real? You: ...what? Stranger: wow... You: ¬_¬ wow what? Stranger: NEVERMIND GUISEY You: asl? Stranger: 13 f boston You: oh wow i live in new england Stranger: wow cool :P You: yeah =P Stranger: u can come home to me if u want You: :O really You: where do u live lol Stranger: cambridge You: specific address maybe? You: i don't wana search the whole of cambridge ;) Stranger: haha ;) You: do u have msn? Stranger: yee You: and webcam? Stranger: well ye You have disconnected.[/code] I panicked and quit, i didnt want to be at the wrong end of a pedobaiting :saddowns: Looking back I think I should have carried on and seen what happened...

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: horny girl? cam? You: No? You: Older man big penis You: cam Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: lol You: what lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wow. hah Round 2 with more fun. Stranger: are you nazi? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Yes You: I'm a nazi Stranger: great Stranger: not really Stranger: that sucks You: Are you a jew? Stranger: does that matter? You: Yes. Stranger: yeah, i am You: *opens and oven door* Do I have to shove you in or will you just jump in? Stranger: hmmm Stranger: what's the easier way? You: You jumping in. Stranger: but i'm not sure i want to You: Well you don't much of a choice now do you. Stranger: yeah you're right Stranger: i should listen to you more Stranger: so, what do you like to do, besides pushing jews into an oven? You: Joining in on firing squads are always fun. Stranger: yeah, it is indeed Stranger: well, i need to go now, stranger Stranger: it was reallyyyyyyyy nice to talk to you You: Indeed You: But now is time for the oven. Stranger: ok Stranger: if you insist Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Everything may not be pedo, but still. [quote=omegle]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hi You: hi You: asl Stranger: 15 f Amsterdam. Stranger: you? You: 16 m uk Stranger: nice :] Stranger: how are you You: fine, thx You: u? Stranger: fine 2 You: ok Stranger: how do you look like ;d? You: u have msn? You: i can show you with webcam Stranger: yes add me :D ****_*****@live.** You: ok You: by the way, i now will post your msn on the internet. Thanks. You have disconnected.[/quote] [email]lena_rawrr@live.nl[/email]:smug: [quote=omegle]You: hello Stranger: Hay. You: asl? Stranger: STRANGER DANGER, AAAAAH Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v: [quote=omegle]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hi You: asl? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] this happens too often.

[quote]Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f? You: are you a sexual predator? Stranger: haha no You: well i am[/quote] LIVE this thread is funny

[code] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: asl Stranger: Cool Stranger: 13/m/orfanage Stranger: *12 You: 87/m/china Stranger: What is this You: :D You: i love them litte boys You: want some candy Stranger: My orfanage is in china You: where do you live Stranger: The orfanage You: where is it Stranger: That's as far as I know Stranger: The others beat me and rape me with sticks You: whats it called little boy You: mmmm Stranger: They castrated me You: mmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm Stranger: I have one arm Stranger: to move with You: sexy Stranger: So it's nice and strong You: mmmMMmmmMMMmMMMmMMMmM Stranger: Pretty sure the orfanage is called "Thu Geme" You: ahh i hate you you faggot You have disconnected.[/code]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: i'm looking for the austrailian girl i was talking to before. i know the chances are slim, but i really would like to talk to you. You: Hello. Stranger: back to /b/ Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Fuck. Stranger: FP Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/Quote] You know... EDIT: At nearly the same time.

[code]You: hi Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: omg You: how do they know? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] He left the seccond that I said "how do they know?". [editline]11:28AM[/editline] onnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, how are you? You: how do they know? You: lol You: fine You: u? Stranger: kewl, yah same. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: oh shit Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: [url]http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/[/url] do you think I'm hot? You: err Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)

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[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, how are you? You: [Omegle is required to inform you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: kewl, yah same. You: cool Stranger: Here is a picture of me: [url]http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg[/url] do you think i'm hot? Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: [url]http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/[/url] (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)[/quote] What.

[code]Stranger: Where are you from? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ha'[/code] DAMN IT [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Win. [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yooo You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: WHATUP SON You: Dad? Stranger: no Stranger: not close Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Did I do something wrong? [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: /b/rother. old joke is old You: Wait, did you read about a thread about this joke? Stranger: FacePunch Studios You: dang it. Stranger: fail Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Had a run in with a fellow Fp'er. Last and not least... [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: NO WAY You: YES WAY Stranger: YOU RAPE LITTLE BOYS You: YES I DO. Stranger: OH FUCK I"M A LITTLE BOy You: Goto FacePunch.com! You: hurr Stranger: what is it? You: A Internet Forum made of awesome Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

[quote]Stranger: I'm sorry the ability to use grammar was wasted on you. Stranger: ... Stranger: Wait a minute. Stranger: Wrong copypasta. You: Lol wut? You: Anyways You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: So yeah Stranger: You aren't even trying, are you. You: Not at all You: You typed first Stranger: Nice. You: So. you messed me up fgt Stranger: At least I can form words, moron.[/quote] What. [quote]Stranger: 18 m looking for cyber or cam You: Hi You: Ooh You: I like the big dick You: Unf unf Stranger: asl? You: 17/M/USA You: ;) Stranger: bi i take it lol You: Of course ;) Stranger: top or bottom? You: I'll go either way You: though I preffer to take it ;) Stranger: do u cross dress or gender bend? You: Never tried. You: But I'm open to new things Stranger: how about you rp as my ex then? Stranger: sound like fun? You: your ex a male or female? Stranger: female You: Mmmm You: Sure Stranger: ok =) You: I'm not very good at this D: Stranger: her name is meghan Stranger: its ok Stranger: im sure ull pick up quick ;-) Stranger: so Stranger: how about you strip for me to start? You: Sure You: get you a little excited You: uuuh You: I don't know what to do D: You: Maybe you should start Stranger: lol ok Stranger: i move behind you Stranger: kissing and biting your neck Stranger: undoing your bra thru your shirt as i pull them both off Stranger: want a pic of her btw? You: sure You: you there lol Stranger: lol i am Stranger: its ur turn tho You: oh. You: uh You: I moan as you bite my neck Stranger: [url]http://tinypic.com/r/2i8dkbr/6[/url] You: As you feel me up behind me I feel a warm trickle down my neck and my put my hand up to my neck and feel a small amount of blood. You: I love it rough Stranger: mmm me too Stranger: keep going baby You: Mmm You: I turn around to look at you, wrap my hands around you and begin to kiss you Stranger: kissing you..tounges wrapping as i undo your pants Stranger: reaching in to play with your clit You: Oooh You: I toy around with my clit with my hand a little and moan You: I grab my other hand and lower it into my pants You: I reach over and feel it. You: I moan as I stroke my cock Stranger: mmm...rub mine You: Oh yeah babe You: It's sooo big. You: Oh god. You: I want you inside me. Stranger: blow me first You: NO FUCK OFF You: CUNT [/quote] Lol.

I already had a thread like this :ohdear:

So? It got old. Aw shit :frown: it went so well... [quote=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey You: asl? Stranger: hi... Stranger: 11f brazil Stranger: you? You: nice You: 45/m/ca Stranger: ca? You: Calefornia!!! Stranger: oh i thought canada You: oh^^ Stranger: :) Stranger: hobbies? You: oh, montain hiking... You: sycling You: raping You: swimming You: all things outdoor Stranger: you rap cool i love rap You: yeah! You: it's awesome You: but sometimes they struggle Stranger: i like drawing singing and outdoors to You: but i have plenty of chloroform You: so I use that Stranger: chloroform? Stranger: huh You: to rape them! Stranger: rap who? You: i like rape, remember? Stranger: raping.... You: u really don't get it, do you? You: we should meet Stranger: ok... where you? You: behind you Stranger: haha Stranger: no You: look behind you Stranger: haha You: *knock you out with chloroform Stranger: huh You: *drag you in the back of car Stranger: i don't understand You: *drive away You: *rape you in basement Stranger: YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING TROLLED FAGGOT MERRY XMAS FROM/B/ Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[highlight]FUCKING HILARIOUS[/highlight] [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny guy 17 looking for horny girl with pretty feet :) You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Fail? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [editline]05:57PM[/editline] [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: HEY You: What's up? Stranger: fine Stranger: u? You: Want sex? You: I WANT NOW You: NOW You: NOW You: NOW You: NOW You: I CAME You: :"( You: I'M SO LONELY You: FUCK ME Stranger: yea Stranger: f or m? You: M Stranger: damn u You: LOL, FACEPUNCH FUCKED YOU OVER, FAG!!!![/code] [editline]06:08PM[/editline] [highlight]Got bored and convinced a /b/'er to come to Facepunch:[/highlight] [code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hai You: What's up. You're not from /b/ are you? Stranger: nope Stranger: it is geting boring over there You: It always is. Try facepunch. Way better. You: facepunch.com I mean You: anyway, asl? Stranger: 21 m croatia ...............and u r american male? You: How did you know? You: My fam came from croatia a couple generations back. Stranger: last name? You: Puskarich. Stranger: sounds croatian :) You: :p Yep. What's your last name and address so I can come rape you? Stranger: hahaha You: lol Stranger: funny guy ha? You: Yeppers. I don't talk to strangers very often, but they usually don't like it when I say stuff like that xD Stranger: hahah i do like it Stranger: sometimes u met sick fucks You: I came here from facepunch to tell people I was a sex offender but I got bored and met you. Well, guess I should get back to facepunch.... :( Later friend. Stranger: ok see ya-.-........whait Stranger: what subforum is best on that place You: Probably fast threads or love advice. All hilarious. Just do some searching, all of it is good. What will you make your username. Mine's Teh_TPMaster if you sign up. Stranger: tanegar Stranger: i am going to be You: kay kay. I'll search for ya. Later, bud. Stranger: see ya You have disconnected.[/code]

[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: fp? Stranger: lol Stranger: yes You: ;) Stranger: fp name? You: juniez Stranger: mines MirageKnight You: i'm reading the thread as i type Stranger: :D Stranger: posting this? You: :0 You: are you? Stranger: idk You: well i guess i should Stranger: kay You: bye You have disconnected.[/code] gj mirageknight

[b]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: you sex offender You: What? Stranger: fag [b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b] LMAO!! [b]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey there Stranger: Hey You: 'sup You: How are you today? Stranger: Nothing much; just being unsuccessfully trolled. You: What u talking about? Stranger: Dude, fyi, it's obvious you just pasted that as your first message You: I pasted what? You: Oh yeah.. You: That... You: I can't get it off You: :/ You: It's a lie, btw Stranger: Dude Stranger: Compare Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: and FBI [b]If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.[/b] Stranger: See that? Stranger: That's an official Omegle warning Stranger: see how it's different from Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Dunno anything about that man Stranger: dude Stranger: Fuck off [b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b]

I'm confused. Are we doing the sex offender thing anymore?

Some kind of asshole just goes AFK or something, doesn't even bother disconnecting. [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. You: What? You: I wish I had a horse. You: Can you be my horse? You: Hello? You: Come on man don't cold cock me like this. You: I know we can make beautiful music together. You: I know we've through some tough times in these past few minutes, but I know I can make it work. You: All I need is rope, viagra, and sleeping pills. You: There, found all of that. You: Looking forward ot tomorrow night hun.[/quote] [editline]10:22PM[/editline] A mistake quickly turned into a conversation certainly more entertaining than one about "There will be blood". [quote]Stranger: "There will be blood" - Good movie or Bad movie? You: You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. You: What? You: I wish I had a horse. You: Can you be my horse? You: Hello? You: Come on man don't cold cock me like this. You: I know we can make beautiful music together. You: I know we've through some tough times in these past few minutes, but I know I can make it work. You: All I need is rope, viagra, and sleeping pills. You: There, found all of that. You: Looking forward ot tomorrow night hun. You: oops You: I dunno Stranger: rope? You: Yeah You: previous guy wasn't too nice Stranger: sounds like a blast You: I know, what was wrong with him Stranger: where does the rope go? You: Around him , while's sitting on the chair and I give him the other supplies You: Don't know how well viagra and sleeping pills mix but if my theory works it'll be p cool Stranger: ...or he'll die Stranger: but give it a try You: Win-win really Stranger: lol Stranger: bye now! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hey You: so what's up Stranger: the usual You: how old are you? Stranger: 10 You: HOT DAMN! Stranger: daddy like that You: i'd tear your ass in half Stranger: hubba hubba You: WANNA SEE PICS OF MY DIC You: [url]www.goatse.com[/url] Stranger: parents over shoulder brb You: lol You: where do u live You: IMA GO TO UR HOUSE AND RAPE UR 10 YEAR OLD ASS Stranger: candyland Stranger: cum get it Stranger: but not when my parents are home!!!!!!!!! Stranger: i'm not allowed to have boys ovoer You: brb jacking off

You: hi Stranger: Hi. Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey there fellow member of the sex offenders! Stranger: Yep You: whats up? Stranger: Kinda blows to have that pasted on every conversation You: yeah lol Stranger: Kinda makes it hard to meet new people. Stranger: to offend. You: are you on facepunch then? Stranger: facepunch? You: you dont even know what it is do you? Stranger: Nope. You: ok fair enough Stranger: I could have googled it and pretended I did, but I didnt feel like it. You: ok You: why do people go on this omegle thing anyway? Stranger: TO find sex offenders. You: haha. Stranger: BINGO You: hehe. Stranger: So, what did you do? You: The sex I have just offends people. Stranger: With children? Stranger: I guess that would offend people. You: Children, Animals, anything really. Stranger: Ahh Stranger: I like children. Stranger: Little girls really. Stranger: Pretty normal, Id say You: how old? Stranger: Any really. Stranger: 11-17 is good. You: oh right. You: thats usally the range I go go for too. Stranger: Yeah. Stranger: Consentual? You: oh I Fuckd up with my typing, sorry about that. You: It depends doesnt it.. You: If there not high on chemicals then.. Stranger: haha, yeah. I hear ya You: I will make em' Stranger: Nice. Stranger: I enjoy it when they arent drugged. to the best of their knowledge, its good for them You: Yeah you get to feed them stuff that way. You have disconnected. lol.

First convo: [quote]Stranger: moo You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Ask me a question and Ill solve it Stranger: poop? You: sex Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] --------------------- Second: [quote]You: Stranger: moo You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Ask me a questoin and Ill solve it You: question* Stranger: poop? You: sex Stranger: hi You: Oh shit Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey there Stranger: 14 m lookin for frndship/relationship You: you found the right man You: where are you from little boy? Stranger: r u a guy/?? You: Do you have a camera? You: I'd like to see pictures Stranger: r u a guy?? You: Yes, now can i see pictures? Stranger: ans me god damn it.......... You: naked preferably Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] haha. [editline]12:22PM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi You: im in a jail at the moment You: but its ok its low sercurity Stranger: what? You: Hello You: i got an hour of computer time per week Stranger: is omegle a dangerous webside? You: its a webside on the westside Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] ...

4chan did it first, but funny none the less

Stranger: ı male 21 HAVE YOU MSN You: im male and im gay Stranger: good Stranger: have u msn You: [email]irhomo@hotmail.com[/email] Stranger: but ı like ass not penis Stranger: and y You: i got both Stranger: ok You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: from Stranger: from You: sweden You: you Stranger: turkey Stranger: age You: 19 Stranger: so can you show me your ass You: maby tomorrow im in a hurry You: i have to go bye Stranger: ok bye