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Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo

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[b]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b] Stranger: go pick me some cotton nigger You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: hi, go pick me some cotton nigger You: Thanks, but no thanks You: asl? Stranger: you have no options nigger, you are the slave You: You didn't answer my question Stranger: and your question was? Stranger: asl? HAHA typical nigger behaviour You: ?? Stranger: so go pick me some cotton nigger [b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b] lol AHAAHAHHA AMAZING!! Read this!! [b]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: heey You: Heyy You: 'sup :) You: Where u from? You: ASL=? Stranger: no much Stranger: woou, calm down Stranger: 16 male Brazil Stranger: u? You: 39 male USA You: I have some really tasty candy for you ;) Stranger: Are u a pedophile? You: No Stranger: kk You: Why u ask? Stranger: befause your age Stranger: *because You: It doesn't have anything to do with that You: Can I have your MSN???? Stranger: where are u from? Stranger: usa Stranger: sorry You: Yep Stranger: hm, im thinking Stranger: [email]weslleybk@hotmail.com[/email] Stranger: is there You: [email]irhomo@hotmail.com[/email], Stranger: add me You: hold on let me get dressed up Stranger: what? You: You ever used one of these?? [url]http://www.rosesturn.net/images/image.jpg[/url] Stranger: a minute Stranger: NEVER Stranger: are u gay? You: Sort of Stranger: what? You: YES Stranger: ok You: Almost done You: This thing is pretty damn hard to put on [b]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle suggests sex as an icebreaker] You: hai Stranger: hey Stranger: sex Stranger: ? You: i dont get it Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]02:01AM[/editline] You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle suggests sex as an icebreaker] You: hai Stranger: hey Stranger: sex Stranger: ? You: i dont get it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: sex Stranger: like You: ok Stranger: gender? Stranger: im a 7 You: awesome Stranger: on a scale of 1 to 7 Stranger: you in to chubbies You: lets find out together Stranger: ever caught youself rubbin your crotch at a wrestling meet? Stranger: bet you have Stranger: you little faggot You: no, ever had sex with a grown man? Stranger: yup Stranger: my dad You: may i join Stranger: we like to keep it in the family You: well the family wont last long then You: hear about fritzl You: the whole basement shit You: i was like, YOU GO GIRL Stranger: ever played golf while fingering your mothers daughter You: actually yes You: i AM my mothers daughter after all Stranger: whats your favorite color? You: silver Stranger: whats your favorite flavor? You: cream You: whats your favourite body organ? Stranger: prostate You: sweet You: ive got a couple of them Stranger: in a cooler? You: no Stranger: or just, out in the open Stranger: all You: on my hips You: nice and slender like You: mmhmmm You: finger fucking good Stranger: so like..... um.... You: hows the weather over there Stranger: you in to power rangers? You: not really Stranger: i like the white one You: the show died when the white one got shot Stranger: i would fuck you if i liked boys You: ¬¬ _ You: who said im a guy Stranger: girls are to stupid to work the internetr You: they say that You: sadly thats not quite true Stranger: i like dinosaurs You: i dont Stranger: whats your favorite dinosaur? Stranger: mines the pterydactyle You: they all suck Stranger: its like the king of all dinosaurs Stranger: it can fly You: no it cant You: its wedged in the ground idiot Stranger: i like you You: msn? Stranger: you have pretty hand Stranger: s You: you can tell from the way i type? Stranger: yup You: whats your msn? Stranger: all smooth and creamy Stranger: like somethin thats smooth and creamy Stranger: with red polish Stranger: on the nails You: a doughnut? Stranger: is that a fat joke? You: nope You: but its smooth n creamy You: well, some are Stranger: you know what else is smooth and creamy You: ??? Stranger: Butter You: sweet Stranger: i prefer my butter salted You: i prefer my cracked pepper Stranger: are you talking about popcorn You: no Stranger: are you hitting on me You: depends You: is it working? Stranger: like obamas health care plan Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: m/f? You: 57/M Your conversational partner has disconnected. :q:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: whats that? You: ? Stranger: the 1st line You: Hi? Stranger: above that You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: whats this about ? You: ohh. You: shit You: nothing Stranger: what the hell did you do ? You: Omegle prolly screwed up my thing or something\ You: i didnt do anything Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i didnt say i was a sex offender this time but it was pretty funny You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny girl??? You: if im a man does it matter? Stranger: m r f Stranger: ??? You: female You: obviously Stranger: kk You: did you not read the first thing i said Stranger: horny?? Stranger: sry You: i have half a boner You: but im not that horny Stranger: y so You: so? Stranger: lets became horny 2day Stranger: ?? You: make me horny please You: or i kill the kitteh Stranger: kk Stranger: wanna cam or phone sex Stranger: ?? You: yes You: totally You: give me your number Stranger: u gimme ur number Stranger: i vil cal u You: sorry its just i dont trust pedos You: not saying you are You: its just You: ykno You: you might send me nasty things :( Stranger: dn hw vil we tak on ph You: i dunno You: can i ask a question? Stranger: ya You: are you from 4chan? Stranger: u can trust me Stranger: 4chan Stranger: ??? You: i dont like the peoples from 4chan after they sent me gay porn You: ok just checking Stranger: kk Stranger: ssal we tak Stranger: shal we tak You: i know your a dirty old man jacking off in his basement really You: also im a guy having a laugh you dirty scheming bastard you You: hahahah You: fooled you You: lol You: ahhhhh You: that was good Stranger: kk Stranger: m also a gay You: awesome You: i like gays You: wanna phone sex? Stranger: me also Stranger: ya You: kk send me namberz noooow Stranger: 09899223319 You: kk You: i phone yoi You: and ill send you gay porn Stranger: whn You: kk bb cya l8r babez i wonder if the number is legit

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: marry me? but only if you are a dude.. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Oh hello Stranger: haha hello You: sup Stranger: nothing... just chilling:D Stranger: you? You: say your 18 Stranger: 17 You: 18 Stranger: nice Stranger: from?:D You: Jail You: just got out Stranger: damn :( Stranger: i can't marry you You: i raped and killed a girl in virginia Stranger: yeah right You: D: You: your not 13 :( You have disconnected

I was going to do the same to this person but he got to it first: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you may currently be chatting with a suspected sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.] Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: a/s/l? You: 19/f You: u? Stranger: 19/m Stranger: what brings you here? You: bored Stranger: cool. so what you wanna chat about ;) You: anything Stranger: well. i'll let you take your pick You: why don't you pick? Stranger: where abouts you live? You: usa You: yourself? Stranger: usa as well. Stranger: you got a bf? You: not currently Stranger: awesome;) where bouts in the us you live? You: md You: yourself Stranger: new york city. my family might be going to md soon. we should meet up? You: hm...I dunno Stranger: we could just hang out at the movies or something Stranger: my family has a nice place there, i could show it to you;) You: maybe, we'll see Stranger: or i have this really nice van with candy in it? Stranger: it's super sweet candy too Stranger: just what a nice girl like you likes Stranger: you got a link to a pic you could show me? You: My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers :P Stranger: I'm a nice stranger, I promise :D You: sure you are ;) Stranger: lol you make me laugh. we should definitely meet up sometime Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you may currently be chatting with a suspected sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger. Seriously, this guy could rape you.] You: we'll see Stranger: that's cool. i like a girl who's a bit of a tease:P You: is that right? Stranger: yeah baby. it turns me on Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you ARE currently chatting with a confirmed sex offender. Don't get in the fucking van!!!] Stranger: so what kind of stuff you like doing? You: what do you mean? Stranger: you know. when you're on your own at home. what do you normally get up to;) You: mostly chilling, playing video games, hanging with friends Stranger: that's cool. anything else? You: no, not usually Stranger: aww. you ARE a tease arent you lol Stranger: so are your parents home at the moment? You: nah, I'm in college Stranger: ahh. so you have a roommate:( Stranger: [Ok. Fine. Fuck it. We warned you. Enjoy being tied up in his basement.] You: yea Stranger: that's alright. she probably goes out alot doesnt she? You: no Stranger: hmm. so what else should we talk about? Stranger: you got a pic? Stranger: come on baby make this a bit easier for me. you're being a cock tease Stranger: don't make me come round there and make you talk ;) You: no, I don't Stranger: describe yourself to me then You: brown hair, brown eyes, tan skin Stranger: haha god damn. you are the hardest person i've come across on here. kudos to you. be proud. Stranger: i can tell you're never gonna break Stranger: but damn baby you sound sexy Stranger: so let's just cyber for a bit hey? You: haha, ok Stranger: sure. so i take off your clothes. i kiss your neck softly. i work my way past your non existant breasts, down to your waist. i slowly pull down your pants, and then remove your underpants with my teeth. suddenly, one of your nuts drops onto my forehead Stranger: your turn:) You: I have nuts? Stranger: i'd say so. there are no girls on the internets You: well, I'm a girl Stranger: even more kudos to you then. you sound like a ballsy girl. i like that. the tough girl part. not the balls You: haha Stranger: alright. well forget the nuts part. go at it. cyber my brains out You: yea, I've never done this before =[ Stranger: if you has messenger we could just go on there on the webcam You: I don't have webcam Stranger: or if you had facebook, i could just go on there and rub one out to your photo. then it would save you any work at all:D You: hahaha Stranger: or, since i have absolutely no sexual duration what so ever, you could just tell me you were clapping your clam, and that would probably be enough to do it for me Stranger: hahaha You: haha Stranger: so what else can we do then if you cant cyber. Stranger: you could just describe your ladddyyyy parts to me Stranger: in hoffically graphic terms? Stranger: horrifically You: uh...no Stranger: aww come on Stranger: dont be like that. we were getting along so well! Stranger: i'll bet you don't shave. you seem like a feminist. You: haha, I'm not ^_^ Stranger: so you like getting drunk and whoring it up around the stripper pole? Stranger: marry me,. You: never danced on a strip pole, and no Stranger: would you dance around MY strippers pole, and if i said please? Stranger: im down on my knee if you couldnt tell Stranger: i stole my grandmothers heirloom ring You: maybe, and no Stranger: i'm falling in love with you Stranger: too late. i AM in love with you Stranger: btw whats your name? i need it tattooed over my heart asap You: right... You: I don't give out my name to strangers Stranger: i hope it's greg. that would save me some time and money Stranger: so... you'd dance around my pole, but no names? Stranger: i FUCKING love you for that You: haha Stranger: is this relationship going anywhere baby? You: most likely not Stranger: My name is luke. how about now? You: Leia Stranger: i hope your going starwars joke cuz other wise this is just perfect. You: total star wars joke ^_^ Stranger: i love you so much it hurts right now. my dick is totally rubbing its own dick for you. You: nice Stranger: it is for my mini dick dick. he's going to take a beating tonight Stranger: today Stranger: right now. whenever really Stranger: you're never going to love me like i love you, are you my little anonymous princess? You: Lay off; Don’t stray; Well, my kind's,your kind; I’ll stay the same! Stranger: Never gonna give YOU up. Never gonna let you down. You: Never gonna run around and desert you Stranger: Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna tell a lie. Stranger: Or else i'll track you down and make your ass sorry. You: Say your prayers little one, don't forget my son Stranger: To include everyone, Tuck you in, Warm within, Keep you free from sin You: Til the sandman he comes Stranger: Carry on my wayward sonnnn You: There'll be peace when you are done Stranger: Lay your weary head to rest, DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE. Stranger: *awesome guitar starts* Stranger: fucking mad chatting with you little hottie from america (i'm from aus. i lied. get used to it in life) but i'm off to listen to some Kansas right now Stranger: that song has got me going You: haha,nice Stranger: Live long, and prosper. You: So, "sex offender" can I expect this on /b/? Stranger: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576[/url] Stranger: im not /b/tard Stranger: haha You: haha, sweet ^_^ Stranger: 'tis fun. until i come across someone as good as you. i officially concede defeat. a worthy adversary indeed Stranger: but seriously. marry me please cuz you are the girl of my dreams i think You: well, I saw it on /b/ and it was pretty obvious ^_^ Stranger: they stole it Stranger: and wait.... Stranger: YOU WERE ON /B/? You: yea ^_6 You: ^_^ Stranger: FUCK YOU MAN. i loved you. you broke my heart You: by the way, I seriously am 19 and female, and I was going to attempt to do the same to you, but you got to posting it first ^_^ Stranger: hahaha ok fuck it i'm in love with you again! i really am 19 and male, but as i said i live in aus. Stranger: also, i really do have no sexual duration at all Stranger: like. 30 seconds. tops. and even then i'm proud of myself. You: haha, nice Stranger: not for the girl! Stranger: on a more serious not. You fucking WIN at life. and you're awesome. and i hope you have the best wet dreams tonight You: same to you my friend Stranger: DAMNIT. why can i not type NOTE without missing that fucking E key Stranger: every... FUCKING... time Stranger: thanks lurvely Stranger: you have a good night. its 2 oclock in the morning here. i need to go rub one out while imagining you boning my socks off You: have fun with that Stranger: it will be good. can you just describe your va jay jay for me just a little before i go? :D You: uh, no :P Stranger: you're going to make some very very happy one day. hopefully it will be in. and in your sleep. Stranger: until then my friend...until then Stranger: some guy. FUCK. i need sleep. i cant even verbally rape anyone at the moment without fucking it up Stranger: peace out. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: Hi You: Hello? Stranger: heey You: I like little boys :D Stranger: good You: :( You: Why no "O NOEZ RAPIST!!!" reaction? Stranger: haha i dont know

This dude was nuts. [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hello! You: hello Stranger: HOLY JESUS YOUR A REG. SEX OFFENDER!?!?!? You: what??? Stranger: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: omg You: i dont see tha Stranger: OMFG You: im not Stranger: OMFG DONT YOU GO TO CHURCH?! WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER THINK You: im just a bored dude Stranger: SO YOU DECIDE TO RAPE ADOLSENCE? You: i go to church every sunday Stranger: TO LOOK UNDER THE LADIES DRESSES?! Stranger: ....or males You: jesus whats wrong eith u You: with* Stranger: with me?!?!? atleast i'm not a sex offender You: what sex offender Stranger: YOU crazy You: im not Stranger: church for atheists im guessing You: just lookking for 13-17 year old girl Stranger: i bet you're 31 You: no im not Stranger: disgusto You: im 15 Stranger: PROVE IT You: -.-' Stranger: 15 year old sex offender Stranger: whats with society these days You: im not sex offender Stranger: then why does it day you are! Stranger: say* You: OMG FAGGOT You: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU Stranger: HELLLO ?! You: you ar wiers You: wierd* Stranger: maybe your dad is a sex offender... Stranger: and thats why it says that You: my dad is a good man! Stranger: good men are only good on the outside You: i hate you Stranger: i love you <3 You: and im using my own laptop Stranger: ....are you sure? You: YEAH Stranger: ....surly sure with a cherry on top? You: wtf Stranger: when's your birthday and i'll belive you You: i have 14 digit password You: and my birthday is 4.6.1994 Stranger: I WAS BORN IN '94 ;D Stranger: but im not a sex offender You: Oh, it was 1984, sorry Stranger: SIKEEEEEEEE You: wtf Stranger: so you are freaking 32?! You: not Stranger: right. You: r u serious Stranger: are you serious? You: This is going to look awesome in the Facepunch, faggot Stranger: FACEPUNCH YOU BACK TO JAIL/ You: sigh Stranger: you cant express emotion You: you are pretty dumpkoff Stranger: because youre a sex offender You have disconnected.[/quote]

[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: hi You: How's it going? Stranger: pretty good how bout Stranger: u You: More or less, yeah You: Just came back from the police office Stranger: haha i c You: de Stranger: oh damn You: doesn't matter Stranger: oh i c, omegle jus notified me You: I just have to wear one of these weird things around my knee You: Notified of what? You: Wait You: FUCK You: They tell that publicly now? You: OH GOD DAMN IT Stranger: yea You: That sucks Stranger: wait how does omegle kno? You: I just arranged a rendezvous with three girls on Omegle You: Well You: Probably IP detection or something You: God damnit I'm screwed You: oh god oh god were gonna be poor You: whatever You: forget everything You: bye[/quote] [editline]07:51PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello. Stranger: hey bayby You: Hey sexy You: What's going on Stranger: nothing much just home alone You: Why are you taking so long to type You: Ha You: Hey You: How old are you? Stranger: 9 and a half You: I find young people more interesting to... discuss with than everything else You: 9,5 really? You: Damn Stranger: ya my dady gave me his laptop when he left You: You're the first person I've ever met that is under 10 and can spell correctly You: So... where do you live? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: asl Your conversational partner has disconnected. Next chat: You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi! You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello! Stranger: hello You: HOLY JESUS YOUR A REG. SEX OFFENDER!?!?!? Stranger: what??? You: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: omg Stranger: i dont see tha You: OMFG Stranger: im not You: OMFG DONT YOU GO TO CHURCH?! WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER THINK Stranger: im just a bored dude You: SO YOU DECIDE TO RAPE ADOLSENCE? Stranger: i go to church every sunday You: TO LOOK UNDER THE LADIES DRESSES?! You: ....or males Stranger: jesus whats wrong eith u Stranger: with* You: with me?!?!? atleast i'm not a sex offender Stranger: what sex offender You: YOU crazy Stranger: im not You: church for atheists im guessing Stranger: just lookking for 13-17 year old girl You: i bet you're 31 Stranger: no im not You: disgusto Stranger: im 15 You: PROVE IT Stranger: -.-' You: 15 year old sex offender You: whats with society these days Stranger: im not sex offender You: then why does it day you are! You: say* Stranger: OMG FAGGOT Stranger: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU You: HELLLO ?! Stranger: you ar wiers Stranger: wierd* You: maybe your dad is a sex offender... You: and thats why it says that Stranger: my dad is a good man! You: good men are only good on the outside Stranger: i hate you You: i love you <3 Stranger: and im using my own laptop You: ....are you sure? Stranger: YEAH You: ....surly sure with a cherry on top? Stranger: wtf You: when's your birthday and i'll belive you Stranger: i have 14 digit password Stranger: and my birthday is 4.6.1994 You: I WAS BORN IN '94 ;D You: but im not a sex offender Stranger: Oh, it was 1984, sorry You: SIKEEEEEEEE Stranger: wtf You: so you are freaking 32?! Stranger: not You: right. Stranger: r u serious You: are you serious? Stranger: This is going to look awesome in the Facepunch, faggot You: FACEPUNCH YOU BACK TO JAIL/ Stranger: sigh You: you cant express emotion Stranger: you are pretty dumpkoff You: because youre a sex offender Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried something new. [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [You are chatting with a registered user using tracking software. He/she might be able to detect your PC within 300 yards.] You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: WTF? You: oh gawd You: jackpot You: your home is only 3-hour drive from here Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: i like sex offenders

[quote]You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: no You: howdy Stranger: no You: but yes Stranger: no You: yes[/quote] I fucking Won [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [You are chatting with a registered user using tracking software. He/she might be able to detect your PC within 300 yards.] Stranger: cool You: be there in a sec Stranger: go away You: not for a while You: you have a basement? You: and handcuffs? Stranger: no but i live above a police station :S You: damn this will be tricky You: well how bout I go in, and figure out your liying to me You: because I just passed the station You: nice community here huh? You: no one would expect a thing? Stranger: where then ass? Stranger: where is this lil community? You: fuck You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: [im legally obliged to tell u to stop being a dirty pervert] You: okay okay you got me You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered bear] You: i am a bear Stranger: im a dont care You: what fun you are... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Screwed up on this one.

[QUOTE=Gynxful;20137936]I was going to do the same to this person but he got to it first: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you may currently be chatting with a suspected sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.] Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: a/s/l? You: 19/f You: u? Stranger: 19/m Stranger: what brings you here? You: bored Stranger: cool. so what you wanna chat about ;) You: anything Stranger: well. i'll let you take your pick You: why don't you pick? Stranger: where abouts you live? You: usa You: yourself? Stranger: usa as well. Stranger: you got a bf? You: not currently Stranger: awesome;) where bouts in the us you live? You: md You: yourself Stranger: new york city. my family might be going to md soon. we should meet up? You: hm...I dunno Stranger: we could just hang out at the movies or something Stranger: my family has a nice place there, i could show it to you;) You: maybe, we'll see Stranger: or i have this really nice van with candy in it? Stranger: it's super sweet candy too Stranger: just what a nice girl like you likes Stranger: you got a link to a pic you could show me? You: My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers :P Stranger: I'm a nice stranger, I promise :D You: sure you are ;) Stranger: lol you make me laugh. we should definitely meet up sometime Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you may currently be chatting with a suspected sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger. Seriously, this guy could rape you.] You: we'll see Stranger: that's cool. i like a girl who's a bit of a tease:P You: is that right? Stranger: yeah baby. it turns me on Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you ARE currently chatting with a confirmed sex offender. Don't get in the fucking van!!!] Stranger: so what kind of stuff you like doing? You: what do you mean? Stranger: you know. when you're on your own at home. what do you normally get up to;) You: mostly chilling, playing video games, hanging with friends Stranger: that's cool. anything else? You: no, not usually Stranger: aww. you ARE a tease arent you lol Stranger: so are your parents home at the moment? You: nah, I'm in college Stranger: ahh. so you have a roommate:( Stranger: [Ok. Fine. Fuck it. We warned you. Enjoy being tied up in his basement.] You: yea Stranger: that's alright. she probably goes out alot doesnt she? You: no Stranger: hmm. so what else should we talk about? Stranger: you got a pic? Stranger: come on baby make this a bit easier for me. you're being a cock tease Stranger: don't make me come round there and make you talk ;) You: no, I don't Stranger: describe yourself to me then You: brown hair, brown eyes, tan skin Stranger: haha god damn. you are the hardest person i've come across on here. kudos to you. be proud. Stranger: i can tell you're never gonna break Stranger: but damn baby you sound sexy Stranger: so let's just cyber for a bit hey? You: haha, ok Stranger: sure. so i take off your clothes. i kiss your neck softly. i work my way past your non existant breasts, down to your waist. i slowly pull down your pants, and then remove your underpants with my teeth. suddenly, one of your nuts drops onto my forehead Stranger: your turn:) You: I have nuts? Stranger: i'd say so. there are no girls on the internets You: well, I'm a girl Stranger: even more kudos to you then. you sound like a ballsy girl. i like that. the tough girl part. not the balls You: haha Stranger: alright. well forget the nuts part. go at it. cyber my brains out You: yea, I've never done this before =[ Stranger: if you has messenger we could just go on there on the webcam You: I don't have webcam Stranger: or if you had facebook, i could just go on there and rub one out to your photo. then it would save you any work at all:D You: hahaha Stranger: or, since i have absolutely no sexual duration what so ever, you could just tell me you were clapping your clam, and that would probably be enough to do it for me Stranger: hahaha You: haha Stranger: so what else can we do then if you cant cyber. Stranger: you could just describe your ladddyyyy parts to me Stranger: in hoffically graphic terms? Stranger: horrifically You: uh...no Stranger: aww come on Stranger: dont be like that. we were getting along so well! Stranger: i'll bet you don't shave. you seem like a feminist. You: haha, I'm not ^_^ Stranger: so you like getting drunk and whoring it up around the stripper pole? Stranger: marry me,. You: never danced on a strip pole, and no Stranger: would you dance around MY strippers pole, and if i said please? Stranger: im down on my knee if you couldnt tell Stranger: i stole my grandmothers heirloom ring You: maybe, and no Stranger: i'm falling in love with you Stranger: too late. i AM in love with you Stranger: btw whats your name? i need it tattooed over my heart asap You: right... You: I don't give out my name to strangers Stranger: i hope it's greg. that would save me some time and money Stranger: so... you'd dance around my pole, but no names? Stranger: i FUCKING love you for that You: haha Stranger: is this relationship going anywhere baby? You: most likely not Stranger: My name is luke. how about now? You: Leia Stranger: i hope your going starwars joke cuz other wise this is just perfect. You: total star wars joke ^_^ Stranger: i love you so much it hurts right now. my dick is totally rubbing its own dick for you. You: nice Stranger: it is for my mini dick dick. he's going to take a beating tonight Stranger: today Stranger: right now. whenever really Stranger: you're never going to love me like i love you, are you my little anonymous princess? You: Lay off; Don’t stray; Well, my kind's,your kind; I’ll stay the same! Stranger: Never gonna give YOU up. Never gonna let you down. You: Never gonna run around and desert you Stranger: Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna tell a lie. Stranger: Or else i'll track you down and make your ass sorry. You: Say your prayers little one, don't forget my son Stranger: To include everyone, Tuck you in, Warm within, Keep you free from sin You: Til the sandman he comes Stranger: Carry on my wayward sonnnn You: There'll be peace when you are done Stranger: Lay your weary head to rest, DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE. Stranger: *awesome guitar starts* Stranger: fucking mad chatting with you little hottie from america (i'm from aus. i lied. get used to it in life) but i'm off to listen to some Kansas right now Stranger: that song has got me going You: haha,nice Stranger: Live long, and prosper. You: So, "sex offender" can I expect this on /b/? Stranger: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576[/url] Stranger: im not /b/tard Stranger: haha You: haha, sweet ^_^ Stranger: 'tis fun. until i come across someone as good as you. i officially concede defeat. a worthy adversary indeed Stranger: but seriously. marry me please cuz you are the girl of my dreams i think You: well, I saw it on /b/ and it was pretty obvious ^_^ Stranger: they stole it Stranger: and wait.... Stranger: YOU WERE ON /B/? You: yea ^_6 You: ^_^ Stranger: FUCK YOU MAN. i loved you. you broke my heart You: by the way, I seriously am 19 and female, and I was going to attempt to do the same to you, but you got to posting it first ^_^ Stranger: hahaha ok fuck it i'm in love with you again! i really am 19 and male, but as i said i live in aus. Stranger: also, i really do have no sexual duration at all Stranger: like. 30 seconds. tops. and even then i'm proud of myself. You: haha, nice Stranger: not for the girl! Stranger: on a more serious not. You fucking WIN at life. and you're awesome. and i hope you have the best wet dreams tonight You: same to you my friend Stranger: DAMNIT. why can i not type NOTE without missing that fucking E key Stranger: every... FUCKING... time Stranger: thanks lurvely Stranger: you have a good night. its 2 oclock in the morning here. i need to go rub one out while imagining you boning my socks off You: have fun with that Stranger: it will be good. can you just describe your va jay jay for me just a little before i go? :D You: uh, no :P Stranger: you're going to make some very very happy one day. hopefully it will be in. and in your sleep. Stranger: until then my friend...until then Stranger: some guy. FUCK. i need sleep. i cant even verbally rape anyone at the moment without fucking it up Stranger: peace out. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] HAHAHA no shit, that was me. Nicely done /b/tard. I still keep hitting the damn enter key by mistake.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: sup You: asl??? Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you to fuck off]

[QUOTE=jlj1;16633679]sex offender: someone who has been convicted of a sex crime Sex Crime: Rape, lust murder and other forms of sexual assault and sexual abuse Child sexual abuse Statutory rape Spousal rape Obscenity Human trafficking Frotteurism, sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against a non-consenting stranger in public Exhibitionism and voyeurism, if deliberate and non-consensual, called "indecent exposure" and "peeping tom" respectively in this context. Incest between close relatives Telephone scatologia, making obscene telephone calls for the purpose of sexual arousal [b]Sex with animals[/b] Sexual harassment Sexual acts by people in a position of trust (such as teachers, doctors and police officers), towards any person they are involved with professionally. Extra-marital relations (see also Zina and Polygamy). Public order crimes are crimes that interrupt the flow of daily life and business according to local community standards. Public order crimes include paraphilia (deviancies). Homosexuality Various paraphilias and sexual fetishes such as transvestitism Pornography Prostitution and/or pimping Ownership of vibrators and other sex toys Public urination Stealing underwear, sometimes regarded as more serious when done in a sexual context. Wikipedia ^ Why he assume your a kiddy fiddler...[/QUOTE] What the bloody fuck. Shoot them now.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: sup You: asl??? Stranger: lol You: wat?? Stranger: ur a sex offender You: You are hereby under arrest for entertaining a under-cover sex offender. Your IP Address has been tracked and your Internet Provider will give us your home address/apartment number and location. You: Anything you say, can and will be used against you. Stranger: umm Stranger: i think not there Stranger: buddy Stranger: if u wouldnt have Stranger: been doing little Stranger: kids Stranger: u wouldnt be a fucking Stranger: sex offnder Stranger: stupidc fuck You: I am not your "buddy", I am a member of the United States government Stranger: then bother someone You: I am undercover to make sure people on the internet do not entertain such things as a sex offender. Stranger: who prays agsint Stranger: children and not Stranger: other people Stranger: i fucking pay my taxes You: I am not an actual sex offender, sir/ma'am Stranger: ok then sir or mam Stranger: please refrain from You: I am a Sir. Stranger: the unessacary Stranger: comments You: I do not want you to think I am an actual sex offender Sir/Ma'am Stranger: some people do social network Stranger: its called buisness You: The correct thing would of been to disconnect as soon as you saw that. Stranger: promoting Stranger: o Stranger: i hate child predators Stranger: there a disgrace to the american way of life You: You may connect now..and I might erase you..considering you were not really entertaining it. You: *disconnect Stranger: id like to take the time to thank you tho Stranger: for doing your job You: No Problem, Sir/Ma'am Stranger: i have kids Stranger: myslef Stranger: that use this You: A word of advice would be to tell them to disconnect AS SOON as possible You: when they see the sex offender message Stranger: well from now there not getting on this Stranger: place You: There are actual sex offenders on here. Stranger: im banning it Stranger: should i be aware of any other sites they may go to You: Yes, but I'm sorry I'm not allowed to disclose that You: It's a trademark and copyright You: If I say it, the government could be sued Stranger: have a nice day and again thank you Stranger: for keeping my children safe You: Is my job, Ma'am You: And also, you know the game you play when you are gambling? Stranger: um no Stranger: i barely get on You: Roulette? Stranger: nah You: Well, what we are doing right now is chatting, so you should use a...generic search engine to search roulette and chat, and ban that site that comes up first. Stranger: ok Stranger: i will You: Best I can do without actually saying the name, ma'am. You: Have a nice day. Stranger: how do i disconnect You: Do you see the disconnect button next to where you type in? You: At the bottom of this reply You: Under "You:" Stranger: o yeah Stranger: sorry Stranger: such a blonde sometimes You: Haha. You: I'm sorry that was a bit unprofessinal. You: So was that, this keyobard was produced in 1994 You: Ugh. Stranger: ha Stranger: are u marrie dlol You: No. You: Are am I? You: Sorry, Ma'am, I have to go, my boss just walked in. You: Have a nice day. You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi =) You: heeyyy You: Wanna meet up? Stranger: naw You: daww :( You: pleez Stranger: whaere u live? You: Detroit Stranger: too far from me You: you? Stranger: chicago Stranger: man or women? You: OH GOD YES I CAN GET PLANE TICKETS THEN WE CAN MEET UP AND FUCK You: i was a man, last year Stranger: lol so the operation went well? You: yea :D Stranger: thats good =) You: thanks <3 Stranger: np =)

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: oh hi You: so hows your thursday been Stranger: bad Stranger: nobody likes my jokes You: ah same here You: Nobody understands my rape jokes. Stranger: :( Stranger: To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run Stranger: yeah thats the same response Stranger: silence Stranger: :( You: I chuckled You: If that matters Stranger: :) You: Anyways You: FACEPUNCH REPRESENT FO REAL DAWG Stranger: facepalm You: PEACE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hI You: hi You: how You: is You: it You: hangin You: ? Stranger: Rather low You: why? Stranger: So you're a sex offender.... You: what? You: what the hell are u talking about? Stranger: That's what Omegle told me Stranger: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: oh shi-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a couch rapist] You: hi Stranger: haha a couch rapist? You: ? Stranger: what does that even mean? Stranger: you rape couches? You: oh damn it it keeps telling people that You: it only happened once D: Stranger: haha riiiiiight Stranger: so how exactly do you rape a couch? You: ...I'm not entirely sure how it happened You: but couches are hot Stranger: did you at least get to cum before you got caught? You: yes Stranger: solid You: I got to keep the couch too You: because the owner didn't want it anymore Stranger: haha nice Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: what the hell they didn't disconnect just left it there, weren't typing either :tinfoil:

[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hii :)) Stranger: hey. You: IM GOING You: TO RAPE YOU SO You: FUCKING HARD UNGH Stranger: okay :D You: AND TH- oh, wait what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :saddowns:

[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi :) Stranger: nigher!!!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] The fuck???

I had one, and I believed it was a /b/tard. Lost contact before I can finish.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m/f You: f Stranger: me too You: ok You: wwanna scissor Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: shit on my tits Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello there little boy/girl ;D You: hello there older man/woman You: scratch that You: hello there older man Stranger: howd you know You: women on the internet? what nonsense! they should be in the kitchen Stranger: are you by any chance a little 14 year old girl? You: narp Stranger: because i want to chain you up in my basement and put a ball gag in your mouth Stranger: while i whip your naked ass Stranger: then ill slit your arms and lick off the bloood You: that sounds really hot, continue Stranger: then wait till you die Stranger: then fuck your naked, dead body You: i think i just jizzed in my pants You: aafudl adsbslvgfkl You: ahhhhhhh You: what is that all? Stranger: yaeh You: man you're sooo weak Stranger: my psychiatris says i shouldnt think about these things too much Stranger: or else ill go on another murderous raping ranpage Stranger: and get locked up again in jail for 35 years You: apparantally not enough, i've seen more disturbed people

[QUOTE=IronNinja728;20170537]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello there little boy/girl ;D You: hello there older man/woman You: scratch that You: hello there older man Stranger: howd you know You: women on the internet? what nonsense! they should be in the kitchen Stranger: are you by any chance a little 14 year old girl? You: narp Stranger: because i want to chain you up in my basement and put a ball gag in your mouth Stranger: while i whip your naked ass Stranger: then ill slit your arms and lick off the bloood You: that sounds really hot, continue Stranger: then wait till you die Stranger: then fuck your naked, dead body You: i think i just jizzed in my pants You: aafudl adsbslvgfkl You: ahhhhhhh You: what is that all? Stranger: yaeh You: man you're sooo weak Stranger: my psychiatris says i shouldnt think about these things too much Stranger: or else ill go on another murderous raping ranpage Stranger: and get locked up again in jail for 35 years You: apparantally not enough, i've seen more disturbed people[/QUOTE] Fuck, I just laughed.

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