Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20140164][editline]07:51PM[/editline] Stranger: ya my dady gave me his laptop when he left You: You're the first person I've ever met that is under 10 and can spell correctly You: So... where do you live? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Hahahahahaha :D [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi ! You: How are you ? Stranger: regesterd sex affender You: What ? You: How do you know that ? Stranger: my people tell me all sorts of things You: Hum... You: They're well informed You: Don't tell me they're FUCKING TRACKING ME, even on the Internet Stranger: if i was you i would go crall back in your hole You: It was a small think 8 years ago ! You: That was nothing ! You: I mean, she was 12, she knew what she did ! You: I think they can discover things of the life at this age Stranger: what cunt your fucked Stranger: you need to be hung drawen and corted Stranger: you sick son of a bich You: no. You: Sorry, but what's the problem about getting fucked at 12 by someone who knows how to do it You: Or getting fucked at 14 by a little dick You: that doesn't know anything about it ? Stranger: m or f You: me ? You: m You: I was 23. Stranger: you are a sick cunt if i had a nuke i would send it your way fucking sick mother fucker You: Why so much hate ? You: That was nothing bad Stranger: you are a pedafile you should be burnt at the stake [/quote]

[quote] You: By Wisconsin state law, Omegle is required to inform you that the IP address belonging to the stranger you're speaking with now is that of a registered sex offender. We recommend not giving out your personal information. The stranger cannot see this message. Stranger: im gay and i love deapthroating cock You: Hello. You: Really? You: Me too! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: By Wisconsin state law, Omegle is required to inform you that the IP address belonging to the stranger you're speaking with now is that of a registered sex offender. We recommend not giving out your personal information. The stranger cannot see this message. You: Hello. Stranger: hey Stranger: hhahahahahahahahha You: ... You: What's funny? Stranger: your a sex offender! You: What?! You: How do you possibly know that. Stranger: Stranger: By Wisconsin state law, Omegle is required to inform you that the IP address belonging to the stranger you're speaking with now is that of a registered sex offender. We recommend not giving out your personal information. The stranger cannot see this message. You: ... You: I can't even use omegle in peace. You: It's like being stalked. You: Stranger: aww whatd you do? You: I'm a photographer. You: I took some naked pictures of kids. Stranger: WTF IS WRONG WIT YOU?!?!?! YOU FUCKING PERVET![/quote]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi You: omegle is req by law to tell me im chatting w/ a regisered sex offender You: wtf?? Stranger: uhhh You: oh my fucking God You: I thought I got away from this shit... Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: horny female 20 ready to go right now You: alright You: sweet You: where we going Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: ENEMY NUKE INCOMING You: WERE DONE You: 10 You: 9 You: 8 You: 7 You: 6 You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: WHY?! Stranger: WHY DID YOU DO IT? You: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender Stranger: OKAY. Stranger: LET'S GO. You: :D Stranger: ;D Stranger: OH BB. Stranger: GIMME SOME OF THAT. You: IM GOING TO RAPE YOU SO Stranger: WOO! You: FUCKING HARD UNGH Stranger: -rips off clothes- ;D You: OH GOD YES! Rips off mine!!! WoooT!! lol now;; I CAN GET PLANE TICKETS THEN WE CAN MEET UP AND FUCK Stranger: LET'S GO BB! Stranger: -hops into bed- You: like. 30 seconds. tops. and even then i'm proud of myself. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Im not a girl by the way You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Are you a girl, (nothing sexual)? Stranger: ok You: ya Stranger: sup You: my name is Sonia Stranger: Hey, wanna see pics of our vacation to florida with my little bother? You: i live in parris Stranger: we went swimming? Stranger: cool Stranger: It sucks cuz my parents arn't home this week You: oh.. Stranger: just me (12) and my 8 yr old brother Stranger: and the internet, and camcorder Stranger: which both function Stranger: so what'd ya wanna do? You: Oo You: wana see a gif of me? Stranger: ok! Stranger: then ill show you some vids of myself changing You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/sonia.gif[/url] sorry about the facepuch thing. thats the file sharer Stranger is typing...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hwy You: Hi Stranger: hey, how are u doin'? You: Good, Thxs for asking! You: so, dop you lik penitration You: in tyhr asshole You: Well You : Im waiting my little suger plum drop Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns:

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hahahahahahahaha You: The things I would do to you...... Stranger: yeah like what n r u a man? You: Are you 10? Stranger: yeah You: Female? Stranger: bring it if u think u have what it takes bitch

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey. Stranger: A). Male looking for Female B). Male looking for Male C). Female looking for Male D). Female looking for Female E). Male (Horny) looking for Female F). Male (Horny) looking for Male G). Female (Horny) looking for Male H). Female (Horny) looking for Female You: I) Old male looking for underage pussy. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] You: yo. Stranger: 24 m here You: whats going on. Stranger: notthing buddy Stranger: how u doin? You: prety ghey. You: im bored. You: u like cawks? Stranger: cawks? You: Sound it out friend. Stranger: oh!! nope... lukin for pusi You: nice. You have disconnected. [editline]06:32PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] You: yoo. Stranger: hi You: how are you? You: helllo Stranger: fine Stranger: fuck me You: u like bananas? You: when? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: 35 male los angles Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: will you cyber lick my pussy? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ok cool You: Yes You: Want some candy? I have it in the digital van Stranger: your a registered sex offender? You: No, im a regestered terrorist You: I tried to blow up the white house You: Who hasn't? Stranger: well how about you rape me? Stranger: ;) You: TO THE DIGITAL VAN!

[quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: hi 21 brazil Stranger: female You: soo... how are you Stranger: just sad You: why Stranger: because i broke up You: aww You: that's sad Stranger: and you? You: :9 You: I'm fine Stranger: male female? You: male Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] That was fun!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello! Stranger: prank Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one was just golden. May not be as funny without the huge pauses. [QUOTE]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: 20 m Stranger: nu ? You: 16 f cali Stranger: so u r a hooker You: wat no im a schoolgirl You: lol :p You: how r u? Stranger: i m fine Stranger: r u on facebook? You: no u fuckin pedo Stranger: i want to fuck u mother Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hii You: Hello You: ? Stranger: your a sex offender Stranger: btw You: wtf You: why You: are you saying that Stranger: thought i would let you know You: How old are you You: ? Stranger: too old for you probbly You: m/f You: ? Stranger: 7/girl/neverland ranch You: Oh come on You: don't lie Stranger: what? isn't that what you wan Stranger: t You: Its not like im gonna track you down and rape you Stranger: you sick bastard You have disconnected.

This one was short but sweet. ---------------------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello there Stranger: lol hey You: How is your day going? Stranger: pretty good Stranger: how is yours ? You: Pretty good. Stranger: cool Stranger: asl? You: Guess what Stranger: what? You: Im jacking off right now You: Call me sally You: CALL ME SALLY Stranger: sally You: YESS!!!!! CALL ME BETTY AND SPANK ME!!!!!!!!! You: WOWOWOWOWOWWOW! Stranger: betty *spank* You: TOUCH THE DICK, TOUCH IT! You: GO! Stranger: im touching it Stranger: oh its so big You: YES! So ENVIGERATING!! You: Bend over Stranger: alright You: AWESOME! You: Now watch this. Stranger: ok You: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP You: OK IM READY Stranger: ok You: Now before i rape you, i have to tell you that im a registered sex offender. You: You still wanna gi? You: go?* Stranger: yeah sure, im not a little boy though sorry :( Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:14PM[/editline] Another cool one. ------------------------------ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: There once was a boy, who liked to suck his cock... His mother told him to stop but he would not, so she cut of his cock, now hes got no cock... The End^^ You: Suck mines' Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:16PM[/editline] Something that was extremely epic ------------------------------------ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual] Stranger: O SHIT Stranger: two sex offenders? You: Yes You: AWESOEM! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[quote=apollox-cow;16661002]okay so i didn't do any of that and i got a picture of a chick wanting to be a model: [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/2hmqbyu.jpg[/img] and this funny conversation: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello. Stranger: Hi you: What are your hobbies? Stranger: Sex you: I'm talkin about the hobbies your good at. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] owned

[QUOTE]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello. Stranger: Good try Stranger: Shit is older than me You: Damn, you are a sneaky fellow. Stranger: All you have to do is type in Omegle pranks Stranger: THats like the first one.. Stranger: Google it. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: Joe/Chicago/57 You: Technically no gender Stranger: sorry im straight Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sex offenders are gay, apparently

[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Sup Stranger: sup sex offender You: Not much broseph You: what about you You: NOW GET IN MY BED. Stranger: not much You: DO IT Stranger: are you actually a sex offender? You: Yes Stranger: that sucks dude Stranger: why.. You: Because You: JUST CAUSE Stranger: you're a creep You: Yes. You: NOW GET IN MY BED Stranger: shouldn't have done it Stranger: what the fuck was going through your head? You: I'm still doing it You: Like i just raped a little boy last night Stranger: you're sick Stranger: you need help You: lol You: say hi to the camera You: you got punked Stranger: there is no camera retard You: SHUT THE FUK UP You have disconnected.[/code]

Probably one of the most funniest conversations I've had on Omegle. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Welcome to Good Burger™, home of the Good Burger™, may I take your order? Stranger: id like a good burger You: Sorry, we're fresh out of Good Burgers™, want a Narwhal Burger™? Stranger: what does that consist of? You: Narwhal meat and a horn on top of the sandwich. Stranger: hmm You: *Itches nuts* Stranger: do you have whale blubber? You: Let me go check You: *Runs in the back* You: HOLY SHI - Stranger: WHA?! You: Jerome, stop JACKING THE FUCK OFF IN THE MEAT LOCKER! You: God damnit You: Sorry, I food is tainted You: Currently You: *ahem* Stranger: damn You: You want a Baby Seal Shake™ with that Narwhal Burger™? Stranger: but...but did you say it was tainted? You: I said the meat was, silly customer, tears are for queers :l Stranger: ohh i wasnt crying You: Well now you are! You: What did the five fingers say to the face? Stranger: SMACK You: *Clerk falls to the ground in pain* You: I wasn't going to smack you You: OUCH You: *sniffle* You: NO HOMO! Stranger: then what were you going to do You: Give you a Knuckle Sandwich™. Stranger: with mustard? You: Especially with mustard :( You: But you don't deserve it now Stranger: aww You: It's okay You: Cocaine You: It's a hell of a drug Stranger: i prefer tylenol You: FUCK DAMNIT I QUIT! You have disconnected. The ending was random because I was getting bored.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hi You: mm hmm. Stranger: mmm You: name? Stranger: Jay Stranger: yours? You: simo hayha Stranger: thats cool Stranger: where are you from You: finland Stranger: thats so far awayyy Stranger: i wish i could meet you! You: ... You: im dead You: since 2002 Your conversational partner has disconnected. What the fuck. I'm pretty sure that went nowhere.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hey Stranger: nice try. You: I will You: make your floppy disk into a harddrive You: then deepthroat it You: till it triggers my gag reflexes You: then You: slowly nibble down You: and suck the blood You: <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm a ghost ask me anything Your conversational partner has disconnected. Oh shit I scared them :ghost:

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] Stranger: hi there You: Hello You: H-h-how are you You: I just got out of jail Stranger: lol Stranger: [url]http://myexgirlsvideo.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=3a9eed34d62e0c4088b60b6efd1d7e2f[/url] You: Wanna know why I got there? Stranger: go here Stranger: ok You: I FUCKING FUCK A 1 YEAR OLD GIRLS PUSSY You: THATS WHAT You: AND I CAME You: INSIDE HER Stranger: ok You: AND I CAME ALL OVER Stranger: [url]http://myexgirlsvideo.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=3a9eed34d62e0c4088b60b6efd1d7e2f[/url] You: AND SHE SCRAME You: and died Stranger: ok You: cause of aids Stranger: [url]http://myexgirlsvideo.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=3a9eed34d62e0c4088b60b6efd1d7e2f[/url] DOUBLE TIME: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] You: Hello Stranger: hi Stranger: can you talk to me ? You: I'm typing to you You: But I would like you to talk to me... You: Dirty You: Talk to me You: Make me feel good You: I'm getting turned off\ You: I get pissed when I get turned off Stranger: oh Stranger: sorry ro you You: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A FILTHY PERVERT You: IM FUCKING YOU IN THE PUSSY You: WHAT NOW WHORE You: YEAH You: YEAH LIKE IT You: YEAH You: I LIKE IT TOO You: YEAH You: YEAH You: FUCK IT Stranger: ??? You: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: what are you doing You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Stranger: ???? You: *pant* You: *squirt* Stranger: what's up? You: Cant tell You: too hapy You: From buttsex Stranger: where are you from? You: Dont remeber You: Mexico? You: Damn coke You: need You: more You: coke You: NEHD IT You: TO BUTTFUCK Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!! ! You: FUUUUCK YEAAAAH! Stranger: ! Stranger: d Stranger: d Stranger: df Stranger: df Stranger: df Stranger: df Stranger: df Stranger: fd You: FUCKL Stranger: fd Stranger: fd Stranger: fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!uuu!!!! You: FUCK Stranger: shit!!!! You: OPH You: OH You: DAMN You: LOVE IT YEAH You: OH You: FUCK You: COME ON SAY YOUR A BITCH You: SAY IT You: PUSSY You: SAY IT BEFORE I GAG YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! You: BYE FUCKER EDIT: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] You: Wellcome to Mexican Tacos You: How may I help you? Stranger: fuck me Stranger: im under age Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] You: Welcome to Taco King! Stranger: lololololololol You: We are so not a rip off of a mexican Burger King! Stranger: asl? You: May I interest you in a Taco? You: 16/M/Mexico City You: You? Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] You: Oh fuck you Stranger: 18/f/US You: Want a taco or not? Stranger: lolololololololololollolololol Stranger: depends... Stranger: is there a roofie in it? You: No Stranger: DAMMIT! You: Go to walmart You: There is a guy in the back Stranger: They dont have those You: Sells them in boxes full You: In the back of the building Stranger: What'd your name...I mean, his name? You: Penis Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] Stranger: lol Stranger: I really dont know if that's true or not, but it's the funniest thing I've seen all night You: *Itches balls* Stranger: Fucking nice You: Want a taco? Stranger: Yeah You: It's only 1.99 You: JERMEMY Stranger: `I'll take three You: GET THE TACO MEAT You: AND SHIT You: MAKE A TACO Stranger: EAT A DICK Stranger: just make sure it's of age You: Jeremy: BUT IM FAPPING ONT HE SHELLS You: SHIT You: Sorry maim, the food is contaminated Stranger: nice /b/rother You: Nice one /b/itch Stranger: why you gotta be such a duck? You: Now I must go troll 4chan Stranger: You go do that You: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: o hai Stranger: you seem like a /b/tard You: nope You: guess again You: :3 You: Starts with a F Stranger: idk ... a pedo ... on omegle You: ends with a U Stranger: nah, rage isn't happening toniht You: really You: well then You: fuck you [editline]04:05AM[/editline] Another one You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: hi You: Im a russian You: are you offended You: that i will invade Stranger: Are you a sex offender? You: Oh that message You: omegle has a glitch you see You: they hate us russians Stranger: Ok You: and think were gay You: so Stranger: Oh You: i suggest you call the creaters racist You: oh and by the by You: im gonna invade your pussy :D You: BYE BYE The russian trick worked. They didnt leave :D

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: how old You: 47 You: okay fine I switch digits You: 74 Stranger: ok? You: how old are you? Stranger: 15 You: mm You: mmmhmm You: my wang is hard right now Stranger: CREEPER You: I play minecraft too! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Trying to find common interest with my victims.

You: Sorry im fapping to CP and I came all over my screen and I cant see your messages! Stranger: lol Stranger: were you sent from 4chan? You: Alright cleaned it You: Nope You: I came form... You: Starts with a F Stranger: facebook? Stranger: lol You: Ends with H Stranger: what? You: Fa You: Fac You: Face You: Facep You: You figure it now, young jedi Stranger: facepalmh You: Close Stranger: i dont know what ends in an H You: When someone is about to mug you you do what to their face... Stranger: facepunch You: FUCK You: YOU FOUND OUT You: FUCK You: MUST NOW LEAVE You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello You: I'm from Mexico You: And I am a sexual predator Stranger: I am from the usa You: Who sells real estate You: MAy I ask of you for a favor? You: A raccon wont stop bothering me Stranger: And i am a flying pruple people eater Stranger: FREAK! You: And I cant get him away form me You: Will you help me? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hello Stranger: Hey asl? You: 18/Both/Louisiana You: Which do you want? You: Boy or girl? Stranger: 18/both/Louisiana same as you! <3 You: Cool! You: WE can finger each others pussies while fapping! You: Yay! Your conversational partner has disconnected.