• Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo
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[quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Fuck You: It isn't convincing Stranger: thats okay Stranger: i dont mind You: Yeah, You: I have a pretty low success rate Stranger: i think convicts deservce a second chance You: Well- I'm a triple offender so we might not see eye to eye.. Stranger: well You: Just got out of the state facility Stranger: now youre just a nigger.[/quote] I'm really bad at this..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: Hi asl Stranger: 21,m You: That turns me off Stranger: what u mean? You: I'm not happy You: I dont haz boner Stranger: ok You: If you were a preteen girl... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: HI You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: fail Stranger: you did it too late Stranger: GG though You: Facepunch? Stranger: a little. You: Neat Stranger: but i will take it Stranger: and use it correctly Stranger: thanks bro
[QUOTE] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: miranda? Stranger: Miranda isn't a sex offender. You: No, but I can fuck twice as hard as her. Stranger: So Stranger: hmmm Stranger: This sounds tempting. Stranger: Go on... Stranger: Proposition me... Stranger: Make me an offer I can not refuse. You: Get on your knees and I'll be back with a 2x4 and some KY lube. Stranger: Ehh. Stranger: This brings back dormant memories. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Now my sides hurt.
Stranger: Heya You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Shouldnt you be slurping flapjacks outta ya mummas bath robe You: <_<... maybe Stranger: Shouldnt you be sipping fish taco's off ya mummas ex husband You: Where do you think the "Sex offender" thing came from? Stranger: shouldnt you be sucking kite string outta ya mums utility belt You: I should go
Mine went on for quite a long time. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ............... Awkward. You: Hi Stranger: Hi. You: asl? Stranger: Are you going to come to my house and rape me? You: Of course not Stranger: Yeah, sure sex offender. You: Well You: WAIT You: Do you see a message saying im a sex offender or sum shit? Stranger: Yeah. You: cause everyone's been telling that to me You: but i can't even see it Stranger: But we see it. You: I guess You: Anyway, asl? Stranger: 20 f CA You: Hmmm You: Seems a bit suspicious Stranger: Why? You: 20...Female...California Stranger: And that's what I am. I'm probably the one person on the internet that won't lie. You: Well You: I live in Missouri You: I'm male You: and I'm 26 years old You: So... You: Wanna fly over to my place and have some peruvian ultrasex? Stranger: Why don't you just rape me instead? That's probably what you do best. You: Oh yeah You: Wait You: I'm not a sex offender if that's what your thinking You: I mean, okay, I grabbed somebody's boob once You: I kinda got in trouble with the police You: They kinda put it on my record Stranger: Who was it? A child? You: No You: Well You: Sort of You: They said she was 16 Stranger: And you touched her. Smart dude.. You: Well You: I don't see you touching any boobs Stranger: Well, I'm a girl, not my thing. You: Exactly. You: I don't see you touching any penises though. Stranger: That's cause I'm saving myself. I have morals. You: Lol You: Catholic Stranger: No. Christian. You: Idiot. Stranger: I'm not the one who's a sex offender. You: Catholic is Christanity You: Just much more strict You: And also You: I think you're just a little bitch. You: :D Stranger: Ouch, that hurt. You: Well You: It was true. Stranger: Well, you're just a real man aren't you. You: I am a real man. You: Or wait, were you a transvestite? Stranger: Or wait, were you a rapest? Hmm. You: I'm not a rapist. Stranger: That's what you tell me, You: I grabbed a boob, and had some freaky convos on Omegle You: Kay? You: Good enough for you? Stranger: Oh yeah, peachy. You: Super. You: By the way, can you be a bit more exact in the place in which you live in? Stranger: No, sorry. You: Damn you Stranger: Awh shucks. You: At least I'm not a raving lunatic. Stranger: Ouch, another one. What am I to do? You: Catholic. Stranger: Rapest. You: It's "Rapist", Shakespear. Stranger: Whatever. Stranger: I don't care. You: Oh, you do. You: You're steaming. Stranger: Not really. I'm quite relaxed. You: With a penis up your butt. Stranger: Lovely. You: Indeed. Stranger: You probably wish you had that too. You: Had what? Stranger: A penis. Stranger: up your butt. You: So who doesn't care? You: You are so boiling up. Stranger: Oh yeah. So boiled. You: I bet you're just venting on me cause you broke your double stimulation dildo. You: Or "lost" it, if you catch my drift. You: Or you're having your period all over your chair. Stranger: I'm bored. Goodbye. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender.] Stranger: hi You: Hi You: Where do you live? Stranger: house You: Address? You: State? You: City? Stranger: number Stranger: brunei D You: Yaaaaaay. Stranger: Fuck u Stranger: Bitch You: Who is u? That is nobody. Stranger: humen You: U is a letter. You: What is a humen? Stranger: idk You: Why does nobody speak english in this crazy place? Stranger: i do You: No you don't. You: You couldn't spell "You", which is impressive. You: And you never answered my question, where do you live? I need your address for important business. Stranger: FUCK U Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: om =\ You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi there Stranger: hi Stranger: im fe You: wuu2? Stranger: ekutu? Stranger: hjmjhbmhbhjhjvh Stranger: bjf Stranger: tmkykyki, Stranger: uru Stranger: kyukyg Stranger: kyk Stranger: uiluilu You: interesting yes? Stranger: old? You: so wanna show me some juvenile tits? Stranger: what do u men ? Stranger: * mean You: show me some tits of young girls. Stranger: no..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: how old u ? You: 64 You: please? You: i'll pay you for tits Stranger: old..!
This did not make sense at all... You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: no way jose You: huh? Stranger: dont worry about it Stranger: wats up? You: nothing much, just babysitting, you? Stranger: oh cool.im takin a dump You: haha, nice Stranger: yeah Stranger: how are you? You: pretty good, you? Stranger: alrite my girlfriend just broke up with me soo im just chillin. You: aww, that's never good You: mine broke up with me a while ago You: so i kinda raped her Stranger: ohh haha nice Stranger: GET SOME!lol You: haha yeah, you ever thought about rape? You: best way to leave a girl You: ....with a bang! lmao Stranger: hahaha thats great Stranger: lmao Stranger: have you seen the boondocks? You: that show on adult swim? Stranger: yeah You: ah yeah, good show Stranger: yeah.family guy is on right now Stranger: you have a nice t.v. You: eh, its an ok one. getting a little old now Stranger: ohh. Stranger: sooooo does your family have nipples Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: sweet You: ? Stranger: i am also one You: wut Stranger: a sex offender You: who said im a offende3r? You: :s Stranger: the law You: wth Stranger: do u like little boys You: Well... You: i dont NOT like little boys Stranger: i like little boys You: alright, me 2 Stranger: lets get some and FUCK like theres no tommorrow Stranger: jk Stranger: im 12 Stranger: fuck u You: :o Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You've chosen: "Have At You!" for 500. First question: This thing is described as being a "miserable little pile of secrets". You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: sup Stranger: You need to put a bit more work into that, bro. You: sorry broseph Stranger: It'll probably fool the 12 year olds, but anything other than that may get suspicious. You: god you know EVERYTHING Stranger: I do. You: please share You: so you're saying.. you're not 12? You: :( Stranger: No CP for you. Stranger: Now scoot on back to /b/. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was close :(
:D You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Cactus? Stranger: Sup dawg. Stranger: Hmm.. Stranger: Prickley pear? You: cat You: YER Stranger: Good. You: you know your herbalism.. good good Stranger: yeah son, I'm a masta plant snatcha straight outa brooklyn You: ohhhh shiiet, you know Rashad? dat nigga be ALL ova da hood selling his shit Stranger: FO SHO! mayne Rashad dat nigga is tight w/me homes, I get mosta my shit from him when I be bustin out da alchemy lab sonnnn You: ..homes You: ..your mexican Stranger: naw son Stranger: i like to jibba the jabba no waya mean Stranger: mixin and maxin all da perry talkin with all the chillins o da wurld You: you talk i masturbate then switch kay Stranger: kk Stranger: I was playing some peggle yesterday, nawwattamean, and when I got dat mode son... I was burnin up all dem lil balls You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT You: lets play tic tac toe? Stranger: aiight You: x mid Stranger: fuck Stranger: shit Stranger: shit fuck Stranger: sofaj Stranger: NO Stranger: :SFJ Stranger: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TOME You: lolollololol Stranger: FSF Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO GOD SHIT FUCK ASS RIP You: i win already
I got a real dumbfuck You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: sup Stranger: uhh. im afraid. You: what? You: afraid of what You: im not scary :) Stranger: what it says at the top. You: oh my god Stranger: im chatting with a sex offender?? OH GOD OH GOD. You: does it say that sex offender thing Stranger: yerppp. You: just because i fucked that ONE 7 year old You: whats so bad about that? You: really now, fucking democrats Stranger: its a kid. are you fucking kidding me? Stranger: they dont even know what sex is. they dont even know they have a hole in them. You: he was asking for i man Stranger: are you a girl? You: checkin me out wearing tight swin trunks You: no You: im a man Stranger: ew anal is disgusting. ew ew ew. You: who ever said the butt? Stranger: where else? You: the mouth man. he had just had cheetos. You: felt all slimy and warm You: and so damn good Stranger: ummmm okay. You: ok lets get off this subject You: where do you live? you sound horny Stranger: okay? Stranger: haha no i am not. sorry . i live in nebraska. You: man or woman Stranger: guess. You: an underage very attractive boy who wants me to slam them real hard Stranger: are you fucking gay. You: whats so bad about being gay, huh? You: if it was wrong to be gay why would there be pleasure glands in the anus? Stranger: haha faggot. god gave us girls for a reason. Stranger: THINGS COME OUT, NOT GO IN. You: and then back in You: and then out You: and then in again Stranger: you need help dude. go see a doctor. bye. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Silly homophobe.
[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] Stranger: hey You: Hi You: asl? Stranger: asl? You: 17 m US You: u? Stranger: 62 f brazil You: :o You: wow Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: jks You: lol Stranger: 15 You: oh really? You: I likes me the younguns You: :V Stranger: um it says ur a sex offender You: what? Where? Stranger: up the top Stranger: um Stranger: i think i should stop talking to you You: Why? I'm not a kiddie toucher! Stranger: lol yeah right You: ??? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it![/code]
The most epic chat of mine -------------------------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: fuck u You: your mom Stranger: u then ur mom You: Was one of my victims Stranger: i bet she was You: l licked your moms cunt so hard, then i killed her You: all in cold blood Stranger: i bet u did bitch You: Your next Stranger: fuck u bitch ur next You: Check your windows, Lock your doors You: Im coming for yoiu You: See you there! Stranger: i not even home fuck tard You: Really You: Where are you then Stranger: really i am with ur mom Stranger: yea ur mom You: Ha. so funny Stranger: yea i know You: So fucking funny You: I killed people You: I raped people You: And you think im supposed to believe some little bitch on a chatroom Stranger: bye u dumb bitch u sick fuck shut tha hell up ok You: fag Stranger: suck my dick You: ok! Stranger: ur dad and u You: Whip it out bad boy You: Get your moms pussy out too You: We can have a sick 3-way Stranger: fucking fag i bet u would cuz u rape lil boys i bet You: Kind of reminds me when i raped this teen while she was at soccer practice You: She was so thight Stranger: nasty ass mother fucker You: HAHAHA! You: You can't take the truth Stranger: if i could i would kick ur ass You: Can you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi there. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] =(.
[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.] You: Sup Stranger: nothing, you tell. You: Hm? Stranger: hm? You: ASL? Stranger: 16 f pakistan Stranger: you? You: 56 m america Stranger: yuck. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: what?! You: what? Stranger: you raped someone? You: wait what? You: who told you Stranger: the first message You: what do you mean You: i said hi Stranger: if you did this as a joke, you are a sick fuck You: dude what are you talking about Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I like this site. I met a nice girl from Ireland. Pretended to be a girl, too, and ended up talking to some guy from France... actually a pretty nice conversation... never told the poor guy.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: no Stranger: yes Stranger: no Stranger: yes Stranger: no Stranger: yes Stranger: yes Stranger: no Stranger: yes Stranger: no Stranger: no Stranger: pick one You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: thats such a lame joke
Not the sex offender thing, but I don't think it deserves a thread. I'll just leave this here: [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: I need your help. Stranger: with what? You: You may not regocnize me, but trust me. You: Four months ago, every midget on the face of the earth VANISHED. Stranger: liar :O Stranger: i saw one today! You: Sciences began investigating, and noticed that there was a giant temple in New York You: And shut up till the stories done. Stranger: lol Stranger: fine You: Now, when they went into the temple, they found SantaClaus, using the midgets to make chocolate. You: We must save the midgets. You: To save them press this red button. Stranger: *presses button* You: NO You: YOU MORON You: WHY DID YOU DO THAT Stranger: D; You: YOU JUST LAUNCHED A NUKE AT NEW YORK You: IT WAS A TEST You: AND YOU FAILED Stranger: lol You: YOU JUST KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE You: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT Stranger: why test me with that D: You: THE MIDGETS JUST WANTED FREEDOM Stranger: WHY LIE TO ME You: NOW WE'RE ALL DEAD You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- Stranger: I WAS GIVING THEM IT D: You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM You: . . . . You have disconnected.[/quote]
I'm not very good at improv, I just get tourrttes. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: Hot. You: what? Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: You are? Stranger: No Stranger: you are You: Oh shi You: It says that? Stranger: yes Stranger: Playing dumb, eh? You: Fuck fuck You: shit You: shit You: shit You have disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Hey You: Hi! Stranger: Um are you a sex offender? You: What are you talking about? Stranger: I just got the omegle thing You: What thing? Stranger: That said that omegle was required by law to say u were a sex offender You: SHIT You: How do they know?! Stranger: Your IP adress? You: Why would I give you that? Stranger: I didn't say give me it I answered you question of u asking how they would know You: Oh Stranger: Ok bye! You: Uhm You: No wait! Stranger: What? You: A/S/L? Stranger: Um no!!!! You: Why? Stranger: Your a sex offender? I'm not dumb You: Oh coem on just send a few pics of yourself being sexy You: *come Stranger: Bye! You: No You: ! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hahaha this is great
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hik You: hi Stranger: Umm.... Stranger: Hi You: 14/f/us You? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: female You: sweet Stranger: you ? You: male Stranger: name ? You: Billy Joe Hansen You: yours? Stranger: from ? You: New Zealand Stranger: indonesia Stranger: age ? You: 18 You: I got busted for trying to mess with this 9 year old girl Stranger: why you try that ? You: I like little girls Stranger: ohh .. You: actually, I like all girls You: sometimes men, if they look like girls Stranger: old girl ? you like ? You: what? Stranger: do you like old girl ? You: yeah You: 70 year olds are very erotic to me Stranger: oh damn ! are you crazy ? You: no You: i am a perfectly functioning human specimen Stranger: hmh\ You: wanna fly to new zealand and we can fuck? You: ill pay for your plane ticket Stranger: i want ! but just for spend holiday You: alright You: i might get a 12 year old with us You: she is interested You: you would go 3 way? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: 18 m usa You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: oh hey You: sorry about that stupid message You: it haunts me You: :( Stranger: thats not the real message You: yeah it is... Stranger: yo mommas so fat that her patronus is a fucking cake.... bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected [/quote] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Oi You: hey Stranger: Sex offender huh You: yeah Stranger: Cool beans You: that 9 year old girl was too tempting Stranger: Aren't they all You: i know! You: with there little bows and pony tails that bounce up and down when they laugh You: oh man im getting excited Stranger: Oh and our little sun dresses ! You: yeah! i just want to rip em off You: and shank my cock in their tiny vag Stranger: Dude get some help Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] I couldn't stop laughing.
i think i convinced him! [QUOTE] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: hahaah right... and i am an orange colored gummy bear You: what? Stranger: um.. the sex offender thing? You: again... what? Stranger: omegle has no idea who each person is.... that's the point of the whole strangers thing? You: what are you talking about You: ..? You: this is weird Stranger: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: THAT Stranger: IS WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT You: is this a joke, how the hell did you know that? Stranger: sheesh... haha You: WHAT the fuck? Stranger: you wish.... um, it popped up on the screen, meaning someone typed it... Stranger: aka you? You: it cant have been me..? You: i just said hello! wtf? Stranger: right... well i didnt type it, and anyways, even if you are a sex offender, they would limit your internet abilities... Stranger: so that is a cheap joke.. You: well, i still dont know whats going on.. You: are you pulling something on me? Stranger: no.... i am just telling you what popped up on my screen as soon as the chat loaded... so it either means A) you ARE a sex offender, B) you tried to play joke and didnt figure who you were messing with, or D)totally random incident... and d is not a correct answer You: well i dont see anything Stranger: ah ha.... ok well anyways, have fun you sex offender... i actually have better tings to talk about You: alright then [/QUOTE]
I started out with a conversation like this. . . We ended up talking for 2 hours about nothing at all, until my connection crapped out. I tried to find her, but I couldn't. I shall remember you always, Ms. FartyBobbette. I miss my friend :smith: There's no way to find strangers again, is there?
Will I get my IP traced and arrested for this?
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;22527169]Will I get my IP traced and arrested for this?[/QUOTE] ...no [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: hi Stranger: wait what? You: huh? Stranger: the thing up there?? You: what thing I said hello Stranger: says [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: WHAT? You: WHO TOLD THEM THAT? Stranger: the mr.Mclawdog You: damn he keeps pestering me Stranger: i know.. Stranger: hes one creepy bastard You: agreed Stranger: he caught me at a preschool the other day You: yea...WAIT WHAT? Stranger: hahah im kidding You: >.> Stranger: are you seriously a pedo? Stranger: hahaha You: NO! Stranger: hahahahahahaha Stranger: oooooook Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I love doing this [editline]anotherjuan[/editline] [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: 2 girls here Stranger: Katie 17 f Stranger: and Kasey 19 f You: ... Stranger: we have a website Stranger: [url]http://doiop.com/girls69[/url] Stranger: we'll be waiting Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] that was strange
So I'm guessing that's no, it isn't possible to find a stranger again. :smith:
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