Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo
590 replies, posted
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Fuck
You: It isn't convincing
Stranger: thats okay
Stranger: i dont mind
You: Yeah,
You: I have a pretty low success rate
Stranger: i think convicts deservce a second chance
You: Well- I'm a triple offender so we might not see eye to eye..
Stranger: well
You: Just got out of the state facility
Stranger: now youre just a nigger.[/quote]
I'm really bad at this..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: hi
You: Hi asl
Stranger: 21,m
You: That turns me off
Stranger: what u mean?
You: I'm not happy
You: I dont haz boner
Stranger: ok
You: If you were a preteen girl...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: HI
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: fail
Stranger: you did it too late
Stranger: GG though
You: Facepunch?
Stranger: a little.
You: Neat
Stranger: but i will take it
Stranger: and use it correctly
Stranger: thanks bro
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You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: miranda?
Stranger: Miranda isn't a sex offender.
You: No, but I can fuck twice as hard as her.
Stranger: So
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: This sounds tempting.
Stranger: Go on...
Stranger: Proposition me...
Stranger: Make me an offer I can not refuse.
You: Get on your knees and I'll be back with a 2x4 and some KY lube.
Stranger: Ehh.
Stranger: This brings back dormant memories.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Now my sides hurt.
Stranger: Heya
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: Shouldnt you be slurping flapjacks outta ya mummas bath robe
You: <_<... maybe
Stranger: Shouldnt you be sipping fish taco's off ya mummas ex husband
You: Where do you think the "Sex offender" thing came from?
Stranger: shouldnt you be sucking kite string outta ya mums utility belt
You: I should go
Mine went on for quite a long time.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: ............... Awkward.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi.
You: asl?
Stranger: Are you going to come to my house and rape me?
You: Of course not
Stranger: Yeah, sure sex offender.
You: Well
You: WAIT
You: Do you see a message saying im a sex offender or sum shit?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: cause everyone's been telling that to me
You: but i can't even see it
Stranger: But we see it.
You: I guess
You: Anyway, asl?
Stranger: 20 f CA
You: Hmmm
You: Seems a bit suspicious
Stranger: Why?
You: 20...Female...California
Stranger: And that's what I am. I'm probably the one person on the internet that won't lie.
You: Well
You: I live in Missouri
You: I'm male
You: and I'm 26 years old
You: So...
You: Wanna fly over to my place and have some peruvian ultrasex?
Stranger: Why don't you just rape me instead? That's probably what you do best.
You: Oh yeah
You: Wait
You: I'm not a sex offender if that's what your thinking
You: I mean, okay, I grabbed somebody's boob once
You: I kinda got in trouble with the police
You: They kinda put it on my record
Stranger: Who was it? A child?
You: No
You: Well
You: Sort of
You: They said she was 16
Stranger: And you touched her. Smart dude..
You: Well
You: I don't see you touching any boobs
Stranger: Well, I'm a girl, not my thing.
You: Exactly.
You: I don't see you touching any penises though.
Stranger: That's cause I'm saving myself. I have morals.
You: Lol
You: Catholic
Stranger: No. Christian.
You: Idiot.
Stranger: I'm not the one who's a sex offender.
You: Catholic is Christanity
You: Just much more strict
You: And also
You: I think you're just a little bitch.
You: :D
Stranger: Ouch, that hurt.
You: Well
You: It was true.
Stranger: Well, you're just a real man aren't you.
You: I am a real man.
You: Or wait, were you a transvestite?
Stranger: Or wait, were you a rapest? Hmm.
You: I'm not a rapist.
Stranger: That's what you tell me,
You: I grabbed a boob, and had some freaky convos on Omegle
You: Kay?
You: Good enough for you?
Stranger: Oh yeah, peachy.
You: Super.
You: By the way, can you be a bit more exact in the place in which you live in?
Stranger: No, sorry.
You: Damn you
Stranger: Awh shucks.
You: At least I'm not a raving lunatic.
Stranger: Ouch, another one. What am I to do?
You: Catholic.
Stranger: Rapest.
You: It's "Rapist", Shakespear.
Stranger: Whatever.
Stranger: I don't care.
You: Oh, you do.
You: You're steaming.
Stranger: Not really. I'm quite relaxed.
You: With a penis up your butt.
Stranger: Lovely.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: You probably wish you had that too.
You: Had what?
Stranger: A penis.
Stranger: up your butt.
You: So who doesn't care?
You: You are so boiling up.
Stranger: Oh yeah. So boiled.
You: I bet you're just venting on me cause you broke your double stimulation dildo.
You: Or "lost" it, if you catch my drift.
You: Or you're having your period all over your chair.
Stranger: I'm bored. Goodbye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: house
You: Address?
You: State?
You: City?
Stranger: number
Stranger: brunei D
You: Yaaaaaay.
Stranger: Fuck u
Stranger: Bitch
You: Who is u?
That is nobody.
Stranger: humen
You: U is a letter.
You: What is a humen?
Stranger: idk
You: Why does nobody speak english in this crazy place?
Stranger: i do
You: No you don't.
You: You couldn't spell "You", which is impressive.
You: And you never answered my question, where do you live? I need your address for important business.
Stranger: FUCK U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: om =\
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im fe
You: wuu2?
Stranger: ekutu?
Stranger: hjmjhbmhbhjhjvh
Stranger: bjf
Stranger: tmkykyki,
Stranger: uru
Stranger: kyukyg
Stranger: kyk
Stranger: uiluilu
You: interesting yes?
Stranger: old?
You: so wanna show me some juvenile tits?
Stranger: what do u men ?
Stranger: * mean
You: show me some tits of young girls.
Stranger: no..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: how old u ?
You: 64
You: please?
You: i'll pay you for tits
Stranger: old..!
This did not make sense at all...
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: no way jose
You: huh?
Stranger: dont worry about it
Stranger: wats up?
You: nothing much, just babysitting, you?
Stranger: oh cool.im takin a dump
You: haha, nice
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how are you?
You: pretty good, you?
Stranger: alrite my girlfriend just broke up with me soo im just chillin.
You: aww, that's never good
You: mine broke up with me a while ago
You: so i kinda raped her
Stranger: ohh haha nice
Stranger: GET SOME!lol
You: haha yeah, you ever thought about rape?
You: best way to leave a girl
You: ....with a bang! lmao
Stranger: hahaha thats great
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: have you seen the boondocks?
You: that show on adult swim?
Stranger: yeah
You: ah yeah, good show
Stranger: yeah.family guy is on right now
Stranger: you have a nice t.v.
You: eh, its an ok one. getting a little old now
Stranger: ohh.
Stranger: sooooo does your family have nipples
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hi
Stranger: sweet
You: ?
Stranger: i am also one
You: wut
Stranger: a sex offender
You: who said im a offende3r?
You: :s
Stranger: the law
You: wth
Stranger: do u like little boys
You: Well...
You: i dont NOT like little boys
Stranger: i like little boys
You: alright, me 2
Stranger: lets get some and FUCK like theres no tommorrow
Stranger: jk
Stranger: im 12
Stranger: fuck u
You: :o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You've chosen: "Have At You!" for 500. First question: This thing is described as being a "miserable little pile of secrets".
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: sup
Stranger: You need to put a bit more work into that, bro.
You: sorry broseph
Stranger: It'll probably fool the 12 year olds, but anything other than that may get suspicious.
You: god you know EVERYTHING
Stranger: I do.
You: please share
You: so you're saying.. you're not 12?
You: :(
Stranger: No CP for you.
Stranger: Now scoot on back to /b/.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was close :(
:D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Cactus?
Stranger: Sup dawg.
Stranger: Hmm..
Stranger: Prickley pear?
You: cat
You: YER
Stranger: Good.
You: you know your herbalism.. good good
Stranger: yeah son, I'm a masta plant snatcha straight outa brooklyn
You: ohhhh shiiet, you know Rashad? dat nigga be ALL ova da hood selling his shit
Stranger: FO SHO! mayne Rashad dat nigga is tight w/me homes, I get mosta my shit from him when I be bustin out da alchemy lab sonnnn
You: ..homes
You: ..your mexican
Stranger: naw son
Stranger: i like to jibba the jabba no waya mean
Stranger: mixin and maxin all da perry talkin with all the chillins o da wurld
You: you talk i masturbate then switch kay
Stranger: kk
Stranger: I was playing some peggle yesterday, nawwattamean, and when I got dat mode son... I was burnin up all dem lil balls
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: lets play tic tac toe?
Stranger: aiight
You: x mid
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: shit
Stranger: shit fuck
Stranger: sofaj
Stranger: NO
Stranger: :SFJ
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TOME
You: lolollololol
Stranger: FSF
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO GOD SHIT FUCK ASS RIP
You: i win already
I got a real dumbfuck
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: sup
Stranger: uhh. im afraid.
You: what?
You: afraid of what
You: im not scary :)
Stranger: what it says at the top.
You: oh my god
Stranger: im chatting with a sex offender?? OH GOD OH GOD.
You: does it say that sex offender thing
Stranger: yerppp.
You: just because i fucked that ONE 7 year old
You: whats so bad about that?
You: really now, fucking democrats
Stranger: its a kid. are you fucking kidding me?
Stranger: they dont even know what sex is. they dont even know they have a hole in them.
You: he was asking for i man
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: checkin me out wearing tight swin trunks
You: no
You: im a man
Stranger: ew anal is disgusting. ew ew ew.
You: who ever said the butt?
Stranger: where else?
You: the mouth man. he had just had cheetos.
You: felt all slimy and warm
You: and so damn good
Stranger: ummmm okay.
You: ok lets get off this subject
You: where do you live? you sound horny
Stranger: okay?
Stranger: haha no i am not. sorry . i live in nebraska.
You: man or woman
Stranger: guess.
You: an underage very attractive boy who wants me to slam them real hard
Stranger: are you fucking gay.
You: whats so bad about being gay, huh?
You: if it was wrong to be gay why would there be pleasure glands in the anus?
Stranger: haha faggot. god gave us girls for a reason.
Stranger: THINGS COME OUT, NOT GO IN.
You: and then back in
You: and then out
You: and then in again
Stranger: you need help dude. go see a doctor. bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Silly homophobe.
[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m US
You: u?
Stranger: 62 f brazil
You: :o
You: wow
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: jks
You: lol
Stranger: 15
You: oh really?
You: I likes me the younguns
You: :V
Stranger: um it says ur a sex offender
You: what? Where?
Stranger: up the top
Stranger: um
Stranger: i think i should stop talking to you
You: Why? I'm not a kiddie toucher!
Stranger: lol yeah right
You: ???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The most epic chat of mine
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi
Stranger: fuck u
You: your mom
Stranger: u then ur mom
You: Was one of my victims
Stranger: i bet she was
You: l licked your moms cunt so hard, then i killed her
You: all in cold blood
Stranger: i bet u did bitch
You: Your next
Stranger: fuck u bitch ur next
You: Check your windows, Lock your doors
You: Im coming for yoiu
You: See you there!
Stranger: i not even home fuck tard
You: Really
You: Where are you then
Stranger: really i am with ur mom
Stranger: yea ur mom
You: Ha. so funny
Stranger: yea i know
You: So fucking funny
You: I killed people
You: I raped people
You: And you think im supposed to believe some little bitch on a chatroom
Stranger: bye u dumb bitch u sick fuck shut tha hell up ok
You: fag
Stranger: suck my dick
You: ok!
Stranger: ur dad and u
You: Whip it out bad boy
You: Get your moms pussy out too
You: We can have a sick 3-way
Stranger: fucking fag i bet u would cuz u rape lil boys i bet
You: Kind of reminds me when i raped this teen while she was at soccer practice
You: She was so thight
Stranger: nasty ass mother fucker
You: HAHAHA!
You: You can't take the truth
Stranger: if i could i would kick ur ass
You: Can you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
=(.
[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender the other user cannot see this message.]
You: Sup
Stranger: nothing, you tell.
You: Hm?
Stranger: hm?
You: ASL?
Stranger: 16 f pakistan
Stranger: you?
You: 56 m america
Stranger: yuck.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hi
Stranger: what?!
You: what?
Stranger: you raped someone?
You: wait what?
You: who told you
Stranger: the first message
You: what do you mean
You: i said hi
Stranger: if you did this as a joke, you are a sick fuck
You: dude what are you talking about
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I like this site. I met a nice girl from Ireland. Pretended to be a girl, too, and ended up talking to some guy from France... actually a pretty nice conversation... never told the poor guy.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: pick one
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: thats such a lame joke
Not the sex offender thing, but I don't think it deserves a thread. I'll just leave this here:
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I need your help.
Stranger: with what?
You: You may not regocnize me, but trust me.
You: Four months ago, every midget on the face of the earth VANISHED.
Stranger: liar :O
Stranger: i saw one today!
You: Sciences began investigating, and noticed that there was a giant temple in New York
You: And shut up till the stories done.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fine
You: Now, when they went into the temple, they found SantaClaus, using the midgets to make chocolate.
You: We must save the midgets.
You: To save them press this red button.
Stranger: *presses button*
You: NO
You: YOU MORON
You: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Stranger: D;
You: YOU JUST LAUNCHED A NUKE AT NEW YORK
You: IT WAS A TEST
You: AND YOU FAILED
Stranger: lol
You: YOU JUST KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
You: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Stranger: why test me with that D:
You: THE MIDGETS JUST WANTED FREEDOM
Stranger: WHY LIE TO ME
You: NOW WE'RE ALL DEAD
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Stranger: I WAS GIVING THEM IT D:
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: . . . .
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I'm not very good at improv, I just get tourrttes.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hello
Stranger: Hot.
You: what?
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: You are?
Stranger: No
Stranger: you are
You: Oh shi
You: It says that?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Playing dumb, eh?
You: Fuck fuck
You: shit
You: shit
You: shit
You have disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: Um are you a sex offender?
You: What are you talking about?
Stranger: I just got the omegle thing
You: What thing?
Stranger: That said that omegle was required by law to say u were a sex offender
You: SHIT
You: How do they know?!
Stranger: Your IP adress?
You: Why would I give you that?
Stranger: I didn't say give me it I answered you question of u asking how they would know
You: Oh
Stranger: Ok bye!
You: Uhm
You: No wait!
Stranger: What?
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: Um no!!!!
You: Why?
Stranger: Your a sex offender? I'm not dumb
You: Oh coem on just send a few pics of yourself being sexy
You: *come
Stranger: Bye!
You: No
You: !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Hahaha this is great
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hik
You: hi
Stranger: Umm....
Stranger: Hi
You: 14/f/us You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: female
You: sweet
Stranger: you ?
You: male
Stranger: name ?
You: Billy Joe Hansen
You: yours?
Stranger: from ?
You: New Zealand
Stranger: indonesia
Stranger: age ?
You: 18
You: I got busted for trying to mess with this 9 year old girl
Stranger: why you try that ?
You: I like little girls
Stranger: ohh ..
You: actually, I like all girls
You: sometimes men, if they look like girls
Stranger: old girl ? you like ?
You: what?
Stranger: do you like old girl ?
You: yeah
You: 70 year olds are very erotic to me
Stranger: oh damn ! are you crazy ?
You: no
You: i am a perfectly functioning human specimen
Stranger: hmh\
You: wanna fly to new zealand and we can fuck?
You: ill pay for your plane ticket
Stranger: i want ! but just for spend holiday
You: alright
You: i might get a 12 year old with us
You: she is interested
You: you would go 3 way?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: oh hey
You: sorry about that stupid message
You: it haunts me
You: :(
Stranger: thats not the real message
You: yeah it is...
Stranger: yo mommas so fat that her patronus is a fucking cake.... bitch
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[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: Oi
You: hey
Stranger: Sex offender huh
You: yeah
Stranger: Cool beans
You: that 9 year old girl was too tempting
Stranger: Aren't they all
You: i know!
You: with there little bows and pony tails that bounce up and down when they laugh
You: oh man im getting excited
Stranger: Oh and our little sun dresses !
You: yeah! i just want to rip em off
You: and shank my cock in their tiny vag
Stranger: Dude get some help
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I couldn't stop laughing.
i think i convinced him!
[QUOTE]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hahaah right... and i am an orange colored gummy bear
You: what?
Stranger: um.. the sex offender thing?
You: again... what?
Stranger: omegle has no idea who each person is.... that's the point of the whole strangers thing?
You: what are you talking about
You: ..?
You: this is weird
Stranger: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: THAT
Stranger: IS WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT
You: is this a joke, how the hell did you know that?
Stranger: sheesh... haha
You: WHAT the fuck?
Stranger: you wish.... um, it popped up on the screen, meaning someone typed it...
Stranger: aka you?
You: it cant have been me..?
You: i just said hello! wtf?
Stranger: right... well i didnt type it, and anyways, even if you are a sex offender, they would limit your internet abilities...
Stranger: so that is a cheap joke..
You: well, i still dont know whats going on..
You: are you pulling something on me?
Stranger: no.... i am just telling you what popped up on my screen as soon as the chat loaded... so it either means A) you ARE a sex offender, B) you tried to play joke and didnt figure who you were messing with, or D)totally random incident... and d is not a correct answer
You: well i dont see anything
Stranger: ah ha.... ok well anyways, have fun you sex offender... i actually have better tings to talk about
You: alright then
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I started out with a conversation like this. . . We ended up talking for 2 hours about nothing at all, until my connection crapped out. I tried to find her, but I couldn't.
I shall remember you always, Ms. FartyBobbette.
I miss my friend :smith:
There's no way to find strangers again, is there?
Will I get my IP traced and arrested for this?
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;22527169]Will I get my IP traced and arrested for this?[/QUOTE]
...no
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wait what?
You: huh?
Stranger: the thing up there??
You: what thing I said hello
Stranger: says [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: WHAT?
You: WHO TOLD THEM THAT?
Stranger: the mr.Mclawdog
You: damn he keeps pestering me
Stranger: i know..
Stranger: hes one creepy bastard
You: agreed
Stranger: he caught me at a preschool the other day
You: yea...WAIT WHAT?
Stranger: hahah im kidding
You: >.>
Stranger: are you seriously a pedo?
Stranger: hahaha
You: NO!
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: oooooook
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I love doing this
[editline]anotherjuan[/editline]
[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hello
Stranger: 2 girls here
Stranger: Katie 17 f
Stranger: and Kasey 19 f
You: ...
Stranger: we have a website
Stranger: [url]http://doiop.com/girls69[/url]
Stranger: we'll be waiting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
that was strange
So I'm guessing that's no, it isn't possible to find a stranger again.
:smith:
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