Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: Hi. Your conversational partner has disconnected. MORE! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: Hello Stranger: how do magnets work? You: Well, you know You: Inside the core of a atom You: Theres a little particle called a proton You: It repels other stuff You: Then theres the neutrons, who are neutral You: So Protons are + poles You: And Electron are - You: So, its some weird force in the atoms You: Just like arcane magic and unicorns Stranger: o_O are you a wizard? You: Yes, i am the Wizard of DOS Stranger: amazing You: Yes, Stranger: so Stranger: which board do you come from You: Facepunch You: You kno' Stranger: I see Stranger: thats like awesome You: Its a castle on a big hill in brittain You: Called Camelot? Stranger: never heard of it Stranger: im from america Stranger: i dont know anything that exists outside my country You: Oh, im from russian, our stuff is kin da weird, like in russia Womens fucks You! Stranger: fascinating You: Yes, but you guys always brag about how you fuck womens and shit You: So, you came to me, the Wizard of Dos to find out? Stranger: indeed I did You: What do you want to know? Stranger: I want to know your credit card number You: Oh, sorry i only use WFPS You: Wizard Federation Pay Service Stranger: oh ok You: Its 1498576-550600-00pFF242 150 Stranger: how do i get an account there? You: Goto Facepunch.com You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576[/url] You: The site is not DNS registered.. so, i cant give a real adress Stranger: oh ok Stranger: your forum has an omegle thread too then You: Yes, wich castle are you from? Stranger: greetings from WCReplays.com You: Haha, ill go see that site You: *castle Stranger: i will inform the lord of your arrival Stranger: feel free to edit this conversation to make it funny if you want to post it Stranger: but i must go You: Oh well, goodbye fellow traveller Stranger: farewell You: Hope you had a nice stay in the land of DOS Your conversational partner has disconnected. or switch to video or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it![/quote] Im strange..

[QUOTE=onforty;22533211]Im strange..[/QUOTE] Holy fuck that was my friend! He was doing that to everyone he came across.

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ik You: what Stranger: ikik You: ikikik You have disconnected.[/quote] Damn. [editline]05:26PM[/editline] [quote]You: hey Stranger: hey asl? horny? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: LOL You: no really You: that message is just annyoing You: it comes up all the time You: i just want someone to rape Stranger: nice i like a good rape[/quote] They believed it?

Stranger: 15/f/uk and you ? When I read that I thought the person was telling you to fuck off. 15 FUK and YOU

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi there You: wait wtf?! You: how does omegle know that!!! Stranger: what You: that... thing! You: omegle is required by law blabla..! Stranger: what the fuk You: omegle is some scary shit, man Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi 8-f-seattle Stranger: and i like cock You: hi Stranger: in my ass You: 18m london Stranger: hi Stranger: do u like little girls Stranger: cause im 8 Stranger: and im horny You: wtfffffff Stranger: and i wanna fuck I guess the tables got turned...

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: horny? You: yes Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hi You: how old are you? Stranger: 20 You: too old You have disconnected.

[QUOTE]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: LOL Stranger: hi You: Are you a girl? Stranger: no You: :l You: age? Stranger: a fuck you pedo Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] D:

You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: Hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: hi Stranger: hiii You: sup? Stranger: having sexxxxx You: with whom? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: hi Stranger: lol hi Stranger: so i guess you like loli's You: huh, what? Stranger: loli Stranger: you know like hentai but its like little girls You: Why would i do that? Stranger: cuz ur a sex offender lol You: SHIT not that shit sgain You have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: hi Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: whats wrong with people on this site You: I donno Stranger: so sex offender? You: Yeah, sure. You: Don't believe the formality. Stranger: ok You: . . . You: Wanna have sex?

Bonus [quote]Stranger: hi You: pie Stranger: best food ever You: bacon? Stranger: tied for first You: no, banan, it's pie. Stranger: im not sure You: i water melon is 3 bacon Stranger: huh Stranger: is this like awesome food algebra You: grapefruitispie? Stranger: solve for pineapple You: pineapple isapple and pie Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[release]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: so...what'd you do? You: what do you mean? Stranger: why are you a sex offender? who did you offend with your sex? You: 1997 You: with a 3 year old You: i'm 42 now Stranger: right. but what did you do with a 3 year old? You: let her play with my willy Stranger: That's not a crime, it's teaching her how to grow up You: That's what I thought.[/release] That was good.

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: old copypasta is old. try again. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently not chatting with a troll] Stranger: ... You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with Chris Hansen?] Stranger: The better troll is to pretend the other person just sent a message saying that they're a sex offender. You: Fuck this im going back to facepunch Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I suck at this game.

I spoke to somebody for 20 minutes. it was a girl from toronto, she's 22 and added me on FB now, i'm not sure i want to accept.

Could I post a convo I had on here, not relating to the sex offender thing? I think I scared the fuck out of an 18 year old girl

[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: hey You: how are you? Stranger: I'm okay. wbu? You: im fine You: a/s/l? Stranger: That's good. Stranger: 18/F/Ohio You: oh You: a bit far away from me You: 35/m/peru Stranger: Oh wow. That is far away, You: it is Stranger: Name? You: Chris Hansen. You: Why dont you take a seat right here Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]...Did I do it right?

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: 19 m usa Stranger: so who u rape u faget Stranger: i hate your ind Stranger: fag You: lolz Stranger: what You: that was funny Stranger: is it true You: oh yea Stranger: i hope u die going after a little boy u are gay You: fair enough Stranger: ass hole u are going to hell Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was just pissing myself laughing. [editline]08:57AM[/editline] Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Heeeey Stranger: asl? You: 58/m/mississipi Your conversational partner has disconnected. This shit is to much fun.

[QUOTE=Carbon123;22677757]Could I post a convo I had on here, not relating to the sex offender thing? I think I scared the fuck out of an 18 year old girl[/QUOTE] Do eet

[QUOTE=Anthrax713;22676762]I spoke to somebody for 20 minutes. it was a girl from toronto, she's 22 and added me on FB now, i'm not sure i want to accept.[/QUOTE] If she really thinks you're a sex offender just show her this thread.

I've been talking to some guy for an hour. I've convinced him that I am a 53 year old from Worthing, England. I'm a photographer and I'm babysitting 2 little boys. I wish the conversation was more interesting but he's not picking up anything I even said that little boys can be rowdy but they're better at night because they're not so loud. I mean COME ON! [editline]05:46PM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: m or f You: whatever you want me to be. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: please dont suck You: Nahh. Stranger: every one else is pissing me off You: Welcome to the Internet. Sorry. Stranger: lol its cool You: So, hey, can I ask you to do something Stranger: um.... possibly You: Hold ctrl and press V, then tap enter. Stranger: no Stranger: i dont wanna do it Stranger: thanks You: Why not? Do you even know what that does? Stranger: im on my best friends computer he told me not to do it Stranger: ... so i have to go with that You: I'm going to do it, just for the hell of it. You: Nothing bad happens Stranger: .... pluse im subserviant to everything that a man says since i am a woman You: [url]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8619/2204355.swf[/url] You: What the hell is that...? You: Uhh, anyway... Stranger: no Stranger: WOMANS RIGHTS! Stranger: i must be liberated Stranger: brb im gonna go burn my bra You: What the fuck? Stranger: u dont understand Stranger: i wouldnt expect it Stranger: since most people on her are male Stranger: im assuming u too are a man You: Yeah, I am. You: That doesn't mean I hate women? Stranger: good u can join me in the fight against men Stranger: we could use you You: What the hell are you talking about Stranger: FEMAIL DOMINATION You: ... Female. Stranger: its ok Stranger: we dont need brains Stranger: just POWER Stranger: thats where you come in You: Are you calling me stupid Stranger: no im calling you strong Stranger: you seem smart though... we can always correct that Stranger: psh .... mans opinion You: What? Stranger: men psh Stranger: you still dont understand You: Understand what? That you think you're unappreciated or something? Stranger: men are wrong and have been dominant over woman for years via force Stranger: i dont care about appreciation Stranger: i am here for all WOMANKIND Stranger: and power Stranger: and freedom You: What country are you from Stranger: here Stranger: im pretty sure the same one your from You: ... So, US then. Stranger: but it doesnt matter woman across the globe Stranger: ARE OPRESSED You: ... Goddamnit... Stranger: GASP Stranger: OMG... just now.... Stranger: i was called woman and told to turn the music on Stranger: thats all i am...."woman" Stranger: ...not nicole.... Stranger: im woman to them Stranger: those MEN Stranger: woman need to join together Stranger: AND HELP THOSE WOMAN Stranger: by killing off the men Stranger: or just putting them into cages You: We're not all bad. Stranger: or fenced off areas where they can be treated like the animals they are Stranger: i know you are not all bad Stranger: thats why me and the W.L.M. Stranger: in helping overtake Stranger: EARTH Stranger: a woman run planet Stranger: is a better planet You: I like your name, by the way. Stranger: thank you Stranger: so does my girlfriend :) You: Aha. You: I figured. Either that, or it was just 'that time of the month.' You have disconnected.

BEST ONE I'VE GOTTEN You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ROFL You: what? Stranger: thats funny You: what's funny? Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: how does it know Stranger: Omegle = smart You: Wait. You're a sex offender? Stranger: no Stranger: that popped up Stranger: from you Stranger: lol You: that's what it just said. You: what are you talking about? You: ohmygod. Stranger: cut and pasted it lol You: you're a sex offender! Stranger: lol Stranger: ppl are retarded Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hii thar Stranger: kewl story bro You: inorite Stranger: so, u r a sex offendar?? Stranger: hello?/ You: what dus the 1st thing say? Stranger: yep You: AND THEN I JIZZED IN MY PANTS Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: asl? Stranger: lol You: ? Stranger: registered sex offender Stranger: what did you do? You: nothing really You: it just involved a girl You: at a playground Stranger: haha Stranger: what happened? You: Nothing You: I was just working as an ice cream man You: and let's just say her milkshake was better than my ice cream Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[quote] you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] stranger: Horsecock you: You want some? I got it. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]09:56pm[/editline] [quote] you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] stranger: The game your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]09:57PM[/editline] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello. You: Hey, who put that there? You: Shit. You: This is embarassing. You: Well...don't worry. You: I won't do nothing to you... You: ...at least not too hard. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]09:59PM[/editline] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: helllo:D You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello. Stranger: are you a sex offender lol? You: Yeah...yeah. Stranger: bummer dude/dudet You: Yeah. You: I think the kid was dead. You: I shouldn't play so rough. Stranger: true well peace out dont rape anybody:D Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]10:04PM[/editline] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hao You: wut? You: You want some of my candy? Stranger: uhhm no tahx im only 18 and talking to a pedo waht do you think i want some of your cany You: Oh...sorry. You: Dildo? Stranger: uhmm hah Stranger: shouldnt yyou be in jail Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: i like to fuck kids You: for fun Stranger: cool\ You: ikr You: it feels great Stranger: sorry i am not gay You: i really like 14 yr olds though You: u should try it Stranger: only girls You: you should You: rape a girl You: i love how ur sucking that corn dog Stranger: i have You: would u suck me You: like that You: ? Stranger: no' You: why You: you seem good at it Stranger: ur a fag You: no You: your the fag You: ur the one sucking a corn dog You: like a dick Stranger: no i am not a fag it is called eating You: i dident know when u eat You: u have to suck the top of things You: like a dick Stranger: ur the one that is asking if we would suck ur dick fag You: no You: i dident say You: u had to suck my dick You: i said You: would u suck me You: i dident say where You: ur the perverts You: wierdos Stranger: u said would suck me like that even look back bitch You: i said You: would u suck me You: i never said You: would u suck my dick You: you just assume You: u think You: i said dick You: mean* You: so ur the one thinking about dicks You: you sick fucks Stranger: u said would u suck me like that u stupid fuck You: i said would u suck me You: i dident say You: which part of my body You: you dumbass You: you just assume that im talking about my dick You: u wierdo You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey:] You: i cant see u Stranger: little boy..... this is mr. jackson;] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: Sex offender huh? Sorry sorry that wasn't nice what's crackin You: no You: you fucking retard You: it is saying i am the sex offender Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns: