Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: ewwww You: what Stranger: ur first coment You: what comment Stranger: the one b4 hi You: i dont see anything before hi Stranger: w Stranger: w.e You: ok so a.s.l Stranger: 13 hbu You: 42 f or m Stranger: woww way to old You: what do you mean 42 is the new 20 Stranger: eww no bye You: wait Stranger: y r u on here You: because i am looking for love Stranger: ewww Stranger: get out of here You: why Stranger: im 13 Stranger: sooo byeeee You: wait Stranger: y You: I need to tell you something i will buy you a pony if you come to my house Stranger: what the heck is wrong with u You: here my direction 2445 main street ohio, clevland, usa You: nothing i just like em young Stranger: stop Stranger: ur a creep Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Looking for an open-minded girl to rate my body. You: sounds good Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Hi :D You: Hey Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns: [editline]04:19AM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: um..hey ;] You: Whats wrong? Stranger: nothing, why do you ask? You: Well normally people say HAAI! You: but you were umm/hey You: so it seems something is wrong Stranger: well, maybe i'm not like the normal people xD I'm just myself :]Nothing is wrong(: You: Fuck this isen't working You: Also cunt punt You have disconnected. Women. Fucking shit up since the beginning of time

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: hi. You: hi sexy. Stranger: asl You: 47, m, montana Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hahahaha You: ? Stranger: what an intro You: what> Stranger: how are you You: im good You: you? Stranger: are you actually a sex offendor? you: ? You: uh You: no You: nope Stranger: lol okay You: oka You: that was random Stranger: not really You: why do you ask Stranger: that's what your computer said You: mine? Stranger: yes You: where? You: ?? Stranger: as soon as i started talking to you You: wtf Stranger: here You: you're shitting me Stranger: ill show you exactly what it said You: kk Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: youve got to be kidding me Stranger: no You: wow Stranger: that sucks for you Stranger: ! You: well hwo can they do that? You: is that even legal? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: but im not taking a chance man, peace, good luck with that You: wtf Stranger: haha, sorry! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] better than nothing

[quote] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi. Stranger: :O Stranger: HI! Stranger: RAPE ME! Stranger: :D You: ... Facepunch? :| Stranger: xD Stranger: haha ily <3 Stranger: bend over? :3 You: I'm scared. Stranger: but but but D: You: Okay fine You: Internet rape You: happy? Stranger: :O YUSH You: Okay, good. Stranger: moans like a dying bitch Stranger: :] Stranger: do you have a gaia? Stranger: :o You: no Stranger: D: why not??? Stranger: GO GET ONE Stranger: D:< Stranger: got skype?? You: no Stranger: D: you suck Stranger: ._. how old are you? You: no Stranger: >>>;; Stranger: *bite* Stranger: >.>;; [/quote]I'm scared. Why the fuck when im trying to be creepy other people creep me out.

[quote=Omegle]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]12:53AM[/editline] [quote=wat]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hai Stranger: YEEEEES!! You: want rape? Stranger: wait actually no let's not talk about that it really kinda is a sensitive area for me. You: Well then what could you possibly want? Stranger: I just wanna talk dirty. You: The internet is loaded with porn. You: tits or gtfo Stranger: GTFO!! You: u Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I should have played with this one a bit more. [editline]12:55AM[/editline] [quote=watwat]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Hello, your through to Dan. I'm sorry but I'm not currently in, please leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I'm bad at this.

Well, I tried multiple times with the sex offender stuff, but no one seems to be falling for it. I did have one interesting conversation though. [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: My name is Dr. Ass Munch You: Pleased to meet you Stranger: hello 2 hot chicks hotchick1: Hey Dr. ass munch((: You: Do you want to talk dirty Stranger: Hotchick2: Excite me if you dare(; You: So, there's millions of tons of garbage being poured into the oceans every day You: Quite dirty if you ask me You: Also You: The amount of toxins in the air above populated areas You: Is frankly astounding Stranger: hotchick1: Mud. . . . Stranger: hotchick1:Is very dirty You: I can't bear to go on watching the earth being polluted like this Stranger: Hotchick1: Wow this is not what i thought you had in mind. . . . But oka. and neither can i Stranger: Hotchick2: I love you You: I love you just as much as I love any other human being on this earth You: But if we don't haste You: There might not be enough of it to share it with others You: We must make preparations! Stranger: Hotchick!: How so.? You: You must purchase energy efficient equipment for everyday use You: Donating to environmental research facilities is not a bad option either Stranger: Oka. WEjust wanted some cyber fun. But I am not much on politiccss. I will gp helpthe world though. I ahve recycled my neighbirhoods garbage and cut many thingys that dolphines get stuck in. So ya. Thank you but I hate school Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] I don't know.

That's awesome haha.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Hey You: Hey Stranger: What's up? You: Nothing much you? Stranger: Same You: Wanna meet up and fuck? Stranger: Asl? You: 51/m/UK Stranger: Nope. Sorry. I'm male

[IMG]http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l207/xboxdude333/Picture3.jpg[/IMG] amirite?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 62/m/florida You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was speaking Latin and got this lonely fag. Spam his e-mail with gay pronz please :3 You: Salve Stranger: Hi, I'm a horny 19 year old looking for some tits in exchange for my cock. My Email is [b]hkbeef@hotmail.com.[/b] I need ur email to show u my cock. Stranger: Wtf Stranger: Salve?? You: Quam tuam, mi dulcissime

This is the one that lasted more than "[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] ... Your conversational partner has disconnected." [release]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Wow, that makes us two of a kind, eh? You: Yeah, I suppose it does. Stranger: I don't give a fuck and I'm a registered sex offender. You: We should totz meet up. Stranger: Yeah, I'm jimmy and I'm Five years old! Lets go meet somewhere, but it'll be our secret. Stranger: Now go and fuck yourself. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/release]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: asl? You: 41 boy new york You: you? Stranger: 16 m florida. What's up? You: oh your young You: you all alkone? You: alone? Stranger: Nope You: can you change that? Stranger: Well my two friends are here as well. Both male, one is 16, the other 17 You: they virgins? Stranger: One is, the other isn't You: the one that is? he into guys? Stranger: All three of us are You: oh very nice You: you into older men? Stranger: Yup You: thats makin me drool a bit, where you live? Stranger: Florida You: more specific baby Stranger: You'll have to figure that out yourself You: ok You: coordinates? Stranger: Figure it out yourself You: i will, im willing to work my ass off, considering you catch it and do nasty things to it when it falls off Stranger: Maybe I will, maybe I won't You: stop being so vague you twink You: pics! Stranger: Nah, I don't have to give you pics. After all, I have three gay guys in one room right now ;) You: oh You: well i have a pic for you You: wanna see? Stranger: Sure You: its a magical pic though You: so magical that i can post it right into this chat You: watch You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________ Stranger: Haha You: thats how i like it Stranger: I bet You: wtfgrowadicktrolololololol You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey you Stranger: hey there ;) You: asl? Stranger: i'm jenny 21/f. name asl? You: too old You: gtfo You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hello You: hey there Stranger: registered sex offender Stranger: bullshit You: what Stranger: nice try You: what are you talking about? Stranger: nice try You: thats what you said before Stranger: i know Stranger: because you keep LYING You: why would you say "registered sex offender" out of nowhere Stranger: nice try You: i havent said anything yet how am i lying You: except for hello Stranger: ok Stranger: experiment Stranger: you have only three seconds Stranger: i'll count You: to do what Stranger: press ctrl-v and enter Stranger: 3 You: lol You: there Stranger: 2 Stranger: 1 You: lol was in it Stranger: bullshit You: i tend to say lol in my facebook messages to younger children Stranger: there's no fucking reason EVER to copy 'lol' You: they make me giggle alot Stranger: anyway Stranger: happy trollin Your conversational partner has disconnected. Best one so far(it was so epic that i had to end the night with this one): You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: hello buddy-o-pal You: asl? Stranger: and thennnnnn You: and then we can get to talking, but first asl ;) Stranger: well i'm as old as my tongue but older than my teeth :D You: thats clever You: but i was thinking more like numbers You: tehehee You: silly :) Stranger: nuenzehn! You: HEIL MEIN FURHRER You: ! You: wait wat Stranger: nuenzehn=19 ;) You: oh You: ummm You: i feel embarrassed now Stranger: hahaha why? You: i thought you were speaking german, so i thought i'd join in You: but you know what helps me when im embarrasses Stranger: what would that be? You: its kind of a personal thing You: you ready to ehar it? You: hear* Stranger: hold on.... Stranger: hold.... Stranger: ok go You: well, sometimes when im embarrassed, i have my 7 year old son tickle my butthole hair You: sometimes he pulls it, and it hurts, but deep down i like it when he pulls that hair Stranger: hmmm....well Stranger: thats quite a pickle You: speaking of pickle.......... Stranger: sometimes... when my wife talks.. i hit her. Stranger: she just doesn't kno when to stop You: OMG You: ME TOO Stranger: bitches right? You: she won't shut up, sometimes i think i hate girls, but if i hated girls then i'd be gay, but im not gay You: i just like little boys to pull my ass hair once and a while Stranger: understandable *nods* You: im glad we understand each other so well You: how old did you say you were again? Stranger: but the real question is....how do u ffel about mudkips? You: MUDKIPS!?!?!?!?!? You: lol facepunch Stranger: ;D Stranger: no lie. i kep one in my linen closet at all times You: its relieving to find another facepuncher on a world of idiots, ive gotten so many bits on that sex offender shit You: jesus i envy you You: ive always wanted a mudkip in my closet D: Stranger: its not hard to get one! Stranger: just y'know....walk in some tall grass You: that sounds easy You: but You: what iff i run into those nasty bug thingies that like to harden when i throw my balls at it? Stranger: just withdraw a little Stranger: keep ur defences up You: my friend ran into a lugia in the grass once, he was all like "WTF-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" Stranger: ohno.... Stranger: sad day in the grasslands You: i havent seen him since You: some say he was taken off to a lab and conceived a baby with mew Stranger: i think maybe niggers stole him... >.> personal opinion You: that baby had some numercal name, idk why, they got lazy and decided to add a number after mew Stranger: one hell of a labor then o.o Stranger: so... u've been awsome buuuuuuuuut i gotta smoke a bowl. and pass out. *offers handshake* You: *accepts handshake* You: good bye good sir Stranger: keep up the good fight soldier You: you to commander You: over You: and out

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hi You: a/sl/ Stranger: wtf is this You: what is what? Stranger: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender Stranger: this You: I uhh.. You: a/s/l Your conversational partner has disconnected. :downs:

[quote]You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: Hi Stranger: hi You: How r u? Stranger: asl Stranger: goood You: 82/m/UK Stranger: damn yur old You: You know, back in the war we didn't have Omegles and AIMs and whatnot You: We just had country fairs and back alleys Stranger: lol wow You: My entire family lost their virginity behind J Sainsbury's on Fenton Street You: That was a good day You: But I suppose you young whippersnappers just Facefuck each other electronically in your living rooms now? Stranger: wow Stranger: yup You: Thought so You: Damn kids, never killed a Kraut in their life Stranger: you move yur ffingers fast for an old guy You: I have a secretary Stranger: kraut? Stranger: oh You: Hun You: Bosch You: Erics You: Jewburners Stranger: wtf? You: The bally Germans! You: I once brought down a Stuka with a rock and a rope You: One of the bastards parachuted out so I got my Dad's rifle and shot him dead Stranger: lmao i once slapt this girl with my cock You: The rest burned in the wreckage You: Did she come? Stranger: nope Stranger: i did You: Good boy Stranger: lol You: Cause back in my day semen was rationed Stranger: wait wen you said yur whole family lost their virginity wat you mean You: All the kids in town would be singing and dancing every Sunday as they got more ration stamps to spend on my juice You: My brothers and sisters all did it on the same day Stranger: with who You: Each other, obviously Stranger: dude thts fuckin nasty You: It was easiest that way, easier to find people who weren't off in the war or Depression You: It's something of a tradition You: Every family in Killingholme has their own shag alleyt You: *alley Stranger: yea but still thts how fucked up people are born no offense to yur fucked up sons and daughters You: Now my children are not fucked up! Stranger: yea they are since you fucked yur sister You: Inbred evil-looking bastards yes, but fucked up no! Stranger: dude wtf You: Why I oughta... You: Go outside and cut me a switch! Stranger: can i see a pic of them You: Well I don't quite know how to work these jaypegs You: But I'll see what I can do Stranger: kk You: Ok it's doing something You: [url]http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8397/spawnj.jpg[/url] You: They're the ones that are waving Stranger: they dont look inbred or evil You: Trust me they are You: No-good hippies You: I never did like 45 speed Stranger: any other pics You: Well there's my... grand-nephew, I think he is You: No You: Great-grand-nephew Stranger: ok Stranger: any pics You: Relatives get fuzzy when you're as old and rural as me Stranger: ok but i g2g Stranger: this is kinda weird Stranger: bye You: Cya You: I've got 5 pics uploading btw You: Sorry that's my secretary You: Bloody Literacy Hour BOLLOCKS Stranger: kk ill wait You: [url]http://img36.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=img00012i.jpg[/url] You: That's him You: Little urban for my liking, but he's a good shot You: And like all kids nowadays he doesn't know he's born Stranger: oh Stranger: ok bye You: Bye You: And remember You: Keep watching the skies Stranger: lol Stranger: ok You: And never trust a foreigner Stranger: k[/quote]

[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] D:

I was just "trolled" by one of you hunks of shit. After I called him a hunk of shit he peed a little and linked me to this thread. I just registered to tell you guys that you are all very unfunny. Thank you.

Wow you don't have [I]any[/I] posts.

[quote=maxpizza;23071879]i was just "trolled" by one of you hunks of shit. After i called him a hunk of shit he peed a little and linked me to this thread. I just registered to tell you guys that you are all very unfunny. Thank you.[/quote] Internet tough guy alert.

pow pow

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hey dad You: asl? Stranger: 16/m/MI Stranger: you? You: 32/m/GA You: incoming disconnection You: in 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: ... You: 1..... Stranger: 0 Stranger: -1 Stranger: -2 You: ye You: yeye Stranger: nooonoono i clean i clean You: I like big fat dicks in my ass Stranger: cool story bro You: i also like it when my boyfriend shoves big shards of glass in my asshole, after he does that, i start to finger his ass using a couple of tacks You: sometimes i like to use rusty nails You: but tacks work the best You: or Screwdrivers Stranger: i use a light saber You: in your ass? You: nice Stranger: yeees You: thats pro You: you a /b/rother? Stranger: yeah actually Stranger: i know underage blah blah blah You: derp Stranger: you speak arabic? Stranger: nice You: nope You: although You: i love jerkin it to this You: [url]http://la.gg/upl/1169794935244.gif[/url] You: makes me SOOOO HORNY Stranger: that makes that look like cp You: you gonna Dc now? You: do it Stranger: probably You: you dumb faggot Stranger: some guy is dumping a comic You: STUPID DUMB FAGGOT Stranger: ima f5 that shit You: FAYGOT DO IT You: DO IT[/quote] I do NOT recommend going to that link. Especially if you love animals

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.] Stranger: asl? You: Fuck you facepunch. You: You are a piece of unfunny shit. Stranger: ? Stranger: what? Stranger: big ass rock Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heyo You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: sup You: so hows life? Stranger: fantastic You: you do fun stuff? Stranger: just finished working out right now.. Stranger: u You: Relaxing Stranger: wut does that mean? jacking off lol Stranger: ? You: Umm maybe? You: lol Stranger: hahaha Stranger: r u on twitter Stranger: ? You: nahh You: nahh Stranger: fuck offff lol You: lol Stranger: so y am i informed ur a pedo lmao You: wait what? You: Shit, how do they know? Stranger: dude if u truly think that i dont kno YOU sent it to me Stranger: and that ur not really a pedo Stranger: think again buster You: shit gotta get behind a proxy and clear my cookies You: shit You: we didnt have this conversation Kinda pasted it belated

think again, buster!

I think I'm talking to someone who didn't read the sex offender thing because he believes me to be female and 17.. This has been way overused, everyone knows its fake and leaves! I hate people who can't type so you can understand it. "Stranger: hi Stranger: are man woman You: I'm no manwoman! Stranger: ? Stranger: gay Stranger: ? You: no You: I'm as straight as a circle You: no wait.."

holy shit good one!

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: sex offnder You: whattt??? You: what the hell? You: how did that happen!??! Stranger: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: sex offnder Stranger: whattt??? Stranger: what the hell? Stranger: how did that happen!??! You: Oh mY god!!! Stranger: omfg You: oh shit Stranger: bbq Stranger: bbq You: anyway Stranger: b Stranger: b Stranger: q You: bbq? Stranger: jup Stranger: get em while em hot You: ok..

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: Sup Your conversational partner has disconnected.