Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

[quote]You:[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Sweet.[/quote] lol

Got a hard one: [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Sup Stranger: wsup You: So what's going on? Stranger: Very bored You: Oh I see You: Asl? Stranger: 17m Stranger: you? You: 42m You: uk You: You live in uk? Stranger: nop Stranger: Puerto Rico You: Do you have pics of yourself? Stranger: Nope You: Webcam? Stranger: yep You: Can you show me?... Perhaps wear as little clothes as possible, hehe Stranger: jaja how? You: Record your dick and we can have a talk over msn, ok? Stranger: ok You: My msn: [email]olman@facepunch.com[/email] You: Add me, we'll talk bo9y You: boy* You: I was thinking of goind down to Puerto Rico next week, perhaps you could tell me/show me where you live and I'll come visit you You: What do you say? Stranger: sure I'm bored most of the time You: Oh god you never break lol Stranger: jaja[/QUOTE] And this was wierd: [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: THE GAME Stranger: 4chan fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You: Asl? Stranger: 20 m nz You: Nice, 56/m/denmark here Stranger: trololol Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: So.... You: asl? Stranger: 17 f usa Stranger: you? You: 55 m Canada. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: really ?? sex offender ? You: What? You: How did they know Stranger: do i work for them ?? how would i know You: Well, I don't know, well since you know You: Wana fuck? Stranger: umm no, what you get done for and how old are you Stranger: and m/f ? You: I'm 26 M and I raped little girls, but they wanted it, damn 15 year olds Stranger: well i am also a 26yo male and if you on sex register then i guess they would have know from your IP address off your computer, every convo you have would be recorded You: Well shit You: Aw well Stranger: i would be careful and watch what you say on here Stranger: i take it you did your time so debt paid You: Yeah, 5 years and $500 fine You: Not too much You: I got lucky Stranger: and your still trying to do it ?? You: No, I'm tryin' not too do it anymore, had to get clean as an order by the damned government You: But I'd love to do it again You: God damn they were tight Stranger: dude this convo could put you back inside Stranger: be careful what you say You: I could make it out though You: Did it the first time Stranger: then your funeral You: Will you be there? Stranger: only to laugh at you You: Thanks man, least you'd be that caring You: <3 Stranger: see ya later asshole[/QUOTE] He cared :frown:

If you saw or see "YOU LIVE IN A VAN HAHAHAHHAHA" thats me

You broke my automerge, give it back [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Sorry bit o' lag You: What's up? Stranger: what does that means? You: What? Stranger: I know you wrote that, I'm not stupid You: Wrote what? Stranger: There is no registrated sex offender at omegle Stranger: I'm gay, okay? You: What!?!?, you're a registered sex offender? You: Sicko[/QUOTE]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: i've seen this so many times You: xD Stranger: can't you be a little bit more original You: We're getting popular You: >: Stranger: ♥ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: Hello sex offender Stranger: :) You: What? Stranger: (: you durtydawwwg You: I'm not a sex offender You: :s Stranger: whatd you do? Stranger: rape? You: what? Stranger: RAPE You: how do you know?? Stranger: ITS THE UNLAWFUL PENETRATION Stranger: youre an animal You: OMFG You: HOW DO YOU KNOW Stranger: wanna meet up? You: Uh You: gender? Stranger: f You: cool You: location? Stranger: will you rape me if i tell you? You: I don't rape. Stranger: ;) You: What? You: i'm not a rapist Stranger: well, i guess if you only do it once.. You: I never raped anyone Stranger: what happened then? Stranger: incest? You: WHAT You: NO You: What are you even on about? Stranger: dude Stranger: i wont tel anyone if you boned your mom You: My mom died when I was 5 You: ... Stranger: good You: ?? Stranger: you didnt bone her then Stranger: unless you did... You: omg Stranger: YOU DISGUST ME Your conversational partner has disconnected. My face was so [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/13zwbas.jpg[/IMG] At this point

I helped someone [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Sup Stranger: so much blood... Stranger: its everywhere You: Oh, you have a blood fetish? Stranger: I don't know what to do. I woke up tied to this chair in this room full of blood with this computer on. Stranger: I've freed myself, but I can't escape this room You: How'd you free yourself if you were tied up? You: And how'd the computer get wi-fi Stranger: a piece of broken glass on the floor. it wasnt easy Stranger: Don't ask me. I've been trapped in this room for an hour. and it won't let me leave this website Stranger: can you call for help? You: Oh come on, really, don't say that the computer was on the website You: Your a good troll but that was bad Stranger: I'm not a troll!!! IM A HUMAN BEING!!! Stranger: I have a wife and children!!! You: Took you a while to type that You: Just face it, I caught you You: You're good but really get answers to these questions for furtue reference You: K Stranger: :D[/QUOTE]

you didn't do the fucking thing, what the fuck

[QUOTE=maxpizza;23117853]you didn't do the fucking thing, what the fuck[/QUOTE] Stfu and be nice.

[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: hi You: 40/m/england asl? Stranger: 56/f/antarctica Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Haha, this is fun.

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi! You: how are you? Stranger: your a sex offender? You: what? You: oh my god You: that fucking thing is still there? You: look it was just a little kid and he liked it Stranger: yes yes it is You: he was like 7 it was just an innocent blowjob Stranger: ewww You: he gave me one too it was consensual Stranger: omg your a sick freak You: what? You: no You: look up man boy love its nothing wrong You: according to the bible jesus was a pedophile too Stranger: it is so wrong You: how? You: its just pleasure of the cock You: everyone wins Stranger: there little kids and your a sick pervert You: he liked it and the only thing that went wrong was the fact that i had herpes when it happened and how was i supposed to know? Stranger: well you could have stopped it from happening by not molesting little boys You: listen for god's sake he was my son i wasnt some random stranger Stranger: omg i would never molest my sone and if he was your son he would have had herpes to already You: no not if i got it after he was born You: which i did You: i was only cottaging Stranger: still you shouldnt molest little kids at all You: well i cant anymore Stranger: good You: i castrated myself after i went to a christian homosexual rehabilitation camp You: i can still give them head because, trust me, they LOVE IT Stranger: your one sick freak You: its not sick its fun You: and salty Stranger: when was the last time you molested a kid You: hmm? You: oh jeez You: well that was a while ago... You: i think like thursday Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen You: oh fuck You: i was kidding You: please no sir You: please You: im a good guy im just kiddind around im 12 You: i have proof You: [url]http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100001241661258[/url] this is my facebook You: my name is nick im only 13 You: i meant to say 12 earlier Stranger: too late we know you arent kidding we have tracked your computer and we have dispatched a local police squadron if you log off now we will only double your sentence in prison You: no please sir no Stranger: sorry[/quote] Oh fuck the police are here

[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: a/s/l? You: [Do not answer to this man, he wants to rape you analy] You: Oh god You: Stupid automatic messages. You: Now where were we? Stranger: wtf Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Yeah.. You: It's an automatic message. You: And your a slow typer. Stranger: my ass it is! Stranger: Yes I am You: Wanna suck my 1" penis. You: ? You: Oh god. Stranger: FUCK U You: I mean You: .5" You: WAIT You: PLEASE Stranger: WHAT?!?! You: DON'T LEAVE, I WANT TO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE YOU You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: I WANT TO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE YOU You: TROLOLOLOLOLLLOOLOLOLOL Stranger: fuck u Stranger: your a loser You: I love you. You: Please, screw me. You: PLEASE! Stranger: I hate u You: PLEASE! You: SO HARD! You: YES, YOUR SO HAWT JUSTIN BIEBER You: OMG You: AND THOSE BOOBS You: OH WAIT You: WAT You: OK You: WILL You: YOU You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 You: SCREW ME You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=790576&page=14 Stranger: whats this? You: This is an amazing conversation. You: I love you, you love me, lets go fuck eachother. Stranger: no the url You: Right? You: Please? You: Please/ You: Will you screw me You: I need it Stranger: WHAT IS THE FUCKING URL You: So hard. You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU You: ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN? Stranger: I'LL FUCK YOU IF YOU TELL ME WHAT THE URL IS You: OK You: ITS You: THIS THREAD You: AND WE ARE You: REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER You: OFFENDERS You: SAY HI TO FACEPUNCH PLOX LOLOLOL You: so, asl? Stranger: wtf[/code] /trollface That..was..amazing.

Stranger: are you a horny girl willing to cam? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: sup? Stranger: u?? You: what? Stranger: nm just on utube You: How old are you? Stranger: im 14 You: me too what state do you live in Stranger: ohio You: awesome whats you address mabey we can hang out together Stranger: its 5639 Filmore Dr. You: sweet see you in a few minets! Stranger: oki doki You: bye Stranger: byye Your conversational partner has disconnected Some kids are sooooo stupid :P its kinda scary

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: what You: age/sex/locaionn Stranger: 15/man/china You: 12/f/boston You: mmmm You: i like boys ur age Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: what u mean? You: I did't say anthing? Stranger: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: OHSHI- You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi there You: Age? Stranger: 21 You: Aww too old Stranger: i never talked to a sex offender before :P You: I like my girls young Stranger: yeah no doubt lol Stranger: but i dont think any young girls will stay and talk to you after reading that You: Well, I DO have candy You: You never know. You: I just say ''Look! Justin Bieber in my van!'' and they all come. You: And I rape them. Stranger: haha Stranger: well ill let you get to it then Stranger: bye bye You: :'( Stranger: dont be sad mr. sex offender You: But no one talks to me You: EXCEPT THE SCREAMS OF THE LITTLE GIRLS I RAPE You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FYI, don't post in this thread if you don't have anything funnier than ''suck my penis''.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a cunt] You: Hi! You: a/s/l?# Stranger: hii m or f You: Female Stranger: nice from You: poland You: u? Stranger: usa new york Stranger: how old You: thats quite far away. You: im 21. You: what about you?# Stranger: 20 You: tell me the truth! i won't mind :D Stranger: i swear y would i lie You: ok then, i'll take your word for it. You: Do you mind if i ask you a REALLY PERSONAL QUESTION? Stranger: sure You: How long, in inches, is it to your local convenience store? Stranger: wat You: goo oonnn, its ok, you can tell me, i won't tell anyone else ;) Stranger: i dont uderstand wat u mean You: never mind, obviously you don't wanna cyber with me. Stranger: i do Stranger: u mean my dick You: if you want to interpret it that way You: which political party do you follow? You: i'll show you my tits if you get it correct Stranger: democratic part Stranger: yy Stranger: party You: do you know what i mean when i say im lactating? Stranger: no You: Do you like milk? Stranger: ya You: Well, when im lactating, it means i have milk coming out of my nipples. you wanna suck it up? Stranger: sure Stranger: listen do u have msn You: There is just 1 thing. You: if you tell me the truth about your age, then i'll do WHATEVER you want on msn You: i just don't like to be lied to You: and i can tell your not 20 ;) Stranger: ok im srry i lied but im 17 You: Ok cool. heres my msn : [email]naomib1989@hotmail.com[/email] or [email]nsbuckfield@hotmail.com[/email] You: add me, its going to be crazy. You: by the way, i have a bucket cunt, do you mind? Stranger: ill add the first one Stranger: no not att all You: sweet. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now to wait and see what sort of reaction i get from the gal i gave him the email address to. hehehe

^Oh lawd them fools on Omegle...

Rodriguez sitting here with aaron. we're chatting with a sex offender on omegle. xD 14 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone

hehe, it's truly brilliant. how could they be fooled SO EASILY?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: hi Stranger: hi You: WTF HOW DID IT KNOW You: I GOT BIG DICK AND RAPE PEOPLE Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:07AM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fafpafpapfapfpa You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: wut You: it good rape porn though Stranger: haha You: how it find out i had big dick and i rape people You: but you You: got 30 secs You: gtfo or location will be found You: and butt rape will be cumming Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]07:08AM[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: fapfap Stranger: que Stranger: crees? You: ooo thats some good rape porn You: wut You: sortez fag Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]Stranger: hello You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Bahahaha.

AHHHH WHAT THE FUUUUUU. i tried the webcam thing out and i got a bucket minge in my face, that was disgraceful. and 2nd time i got a kid holding his dick, WADAFAK.

Ok, currently I'm doing it with a .gif of a blonde, I want to see the reaction.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: offend me You: i wanna lick your ea You: ear Stranger: mmmm You: then rub your thighs Stranger: and You: and cut your throat open and lick the blood You: :) Stranger: lol You: lol facepunch is awesome You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: OMG I HATE OMEGLE Stranger: whats facepuncch? You: WTF I TOLD THEM TO STOP SAYING THAT You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: MOTHER OF ALL HINGS HOLY Stranger: ur so lanme You: STFU Stranger: lame You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: you cant even spell in ur cut n paste You: it says that and i dont know what sex even is!!!! You: !??!?!?!?! Stranger: having fun ? You: yes thank you You have disconnected.

I am hilarious

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello! Stranger: hey asl You: 40/m/usa Stranger: wow D:

[quote]you: [omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] stranger: Male boy you: Women stranger: From? You: Russia you: Im a spy you: Dont say anything you: Ok? Stranger: Why? You: Usa hired me stranger: I m a male boy.... You: They want me to rape you stranger: Oky you: :) your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] hahaha