Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hi :) Stranger: what? You: how are you Stranger: uh...okay Stranger: wait..are you a sex offender? You: what You: no Stranger: bullshit You: are you Stranger: well...i'm not the one omegle is putting a sign for Stranger: lol...i had no idea omegle would know that You: a sign? Stranger: yeah dude You: what sign? Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: that's what it said when you logged in You: Stranger: well...i'm not the one omegle is putting a sign for You: LOL YOU JUST GOT ONE LOLOLOL Stranger: reddit Stranger: i know You: goodbye sex offender Stranger: no i was quoting it [/quote] Another great one.

sex offender: someone who has been convicted of a sex crime Sex Crime: Rape, lust murder and other forms of sexual assault and sexual abuse Child sexual abuse Statutory rape Spousal rape Obscenity Human trafficking Frotteurism, sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against a non-consenting stranger in public Exhibitionism and voyeurism, if deliberate and non-consensual, called "indecent exposure" and "peeping tom" respectively in this context. Incest between close relatives Telephone scatologia, making obscene telephone calls for the purpose of sexual arousal Sex with animals Sexual harassment Sexual acts by people in a position of trust (such as teachers, doctors and police officers), towards any person they are involved with professionally. Extra-marital relations (see also Zina and Polygamy). Public order crimes are crimes that interrupt the flow of daily life and business according to local community standards. Public order crimes include paraphilia (deviancies). Homosexuality Various paraphilias and sexual fetishes such as transvestitism Pornography Prostitution and/or pimping Ownership of vibrators and other sex toys Public urination Stealing underwear, sometimes regarded as more serious when done in a sexual context. Wikipedia ^ Why he assume your a kiddy fiddler...

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with Miley Cyrus] Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: WTF FP You: GET OUT OF MY INTERNET Stranger: oh shi- You: brb postin this Stranger: fuckkkk[/quote] Haha.

You: You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: [Omegle has all the rights to tell you that You are now Speaking with a Convicted Sexual Predator] Stranger: damn you You: HAHAHA You: wow You: I even messed up Stranger: what lluck You: Muffinbuster, you? You: also You: too many caps Stranger: b Stranger: lost teh gam Stranger: game* You: what /b/ is stealing our ideas now You: frick Stranger: i first saw this on b Stranger: it doesnt matter Stranger: as long as we make ppl laugh You: I got it from Facepunch You: yeah Stranger: or creep them out Stranger: alright have fun You: but usually it's like [words] You: then you: hi! You: :)

I turn caps on, and i always use chav lingo. i also changed it to [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you may currently be chatting with a suspected sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello :3 Your conversational partner has disconnected. They're so mean. :(

[quote]Stranger: WILD ABRA APEARS You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: *teleports* You: GET OUT OF MY INTERNET FP[/quote] FFfffffffff

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: NOT U AGAIN Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] It was my first time using it... [quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: teat Stranger: rofl You: Hi Stranger: wassup You: nothing much Stranger: nice nice, so how r u doing You: Good. Stranger: are you a robot You: No Stranger: do you eat nettles? You: What the hell is a nettle? Stranger: can i ask you to do something? Stranger: hold ctrl and then press V, then tap enter You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjSOvgoW70M&feature=related[/url] Stranger: thank Stranger: s Stranger: also, in b4 rickroll Stranger: AWW WTF Stranger: animu faget Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] That was amusing to say the least.( i panicked when he did the ctrl V thing and hit my first youtube tab i still had open).

This is my first time on Omegle... its such an awesome idea but just fails in practice. I want a good banter but all anybody is looknig for is to cyber.

[email]Xpand14@hotmail.com[/email] Post the msns, if you get any. What a retard, to give out his msn, geez.

I didn't use the sex offender but... You: WILD ABRA APEARS Stranger: DONT USE TELEPORT YOU DOUCHE Stranger: wait let me find my masterball You: *TELE- Stranger: FUCKER You: PORT* heh

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: I am the omegle bandit. You: ok? Stranger: I have bandido'd your soul. Later! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] what. [quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]

oh fucking lawd [quote] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hii im a Male in NJ i love all girls especially from Uk Brazil South America and da Carribean...i also got pix for those that wana trade Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: fuck white ppl You: cool story bro Stranger: wanna go fishing sometime? You: sure Stranger: im free most wednesdays You: wednesday is fine Stranger: ok great see u at the lack Stranger: come alone You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected Okay, what just happened?

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello :3 Stranger: hello You: well out with it You: you've been typing for so long Stranger: sorry You: well Stranger: where you from? You: 17/f/washington You: you? Stranger: 20/m/rio de janeiro You: wat's your msn? Stranger: i dont have You: skype? Stranger: do you have facebook? You: yeah You: what's your name? Stranger: what's your e-mail? You: I asked first ;) Stranger: gustavo cruz You: [email]Xpand14@hotmail.com[/email] You: send an invite? Stranger: wait You: hm? Stranger: i didnt found you You: ? You: are you sure? You: try again You: Or maybe not. Faggot. You have disconnected.

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: fuck You: ? You: hello? Stranger: fuck You: hi Stranger: [omegle is required to tell you fuck] You: fuck You have disconnected.[/quote] lol [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: We are required by law to tell you the person you are talking to is a registered sex offender (Stranger cannot view this message) You: OH SHIT Stranger: hey sex offender You: sup baby Stranger: hows work going? Stranger: is it slow? You: we had a fight at the office today You: shit flinging Stranger: really? You: it was exhausting Stranger: thats sucks You: yeah You: johnson died Stranger: i stood outside the school for like 3 hours Stranger: waiting for kids You: get any? Stranger: JOHNSON?? Stranger: no way he didnt die? Stranger: nope there moms were holding there hands You: too old You: amirite Stranger: take it easy bro You: i cant man You: its coming up You: fast You: oh man Stranger: dont lose control You: step back Stranger: i am You: AGHAGHAGHAHGAAAAAAH Stranger: oh shit Stranger: thts alot You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh You: help me You: its choking me Stranger: get the nife You: ghrgrghghgagrahhtg Stranger: why did you take viagra for? Stranger: its controling your johnson You have disconnected.[/quote]

I'm starting to think 80% of Omegle has been trolled by us or 4chan. :sigh: [editline]12:48AM[/editline] I got some guys MSN if anyone wants it. He wants to cyber... [email]shadowfax@windowslive.com[/email]

i was having fun now i can't connect to the servers :(

[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;16634531]i was having fun now i can't connect to the servers :([/QUOTE] Same here. :(

[QUOTE=Scotchair;16633995]This is my first time on Omegle... its such an awesome idea but just fails in practice. I want a good banter but all anybody is looknig for is to cyber.[/QUOTE] I take it back, since then I've spent the last 30 minutes talking to two people. One was a 25 year old IT tech guy from Indonesia, we spoke about a lot of things and it got pretty deep. We had a great chat about life. I was showing him my artwork, and talking about travel, and his religion. He was telling me about his family and stuff, really awesome. Really nice guy. The second was a 13 year old girl from the US. She was telling me about a summer project about having to care for an egg. And that she wants to become a cop like her father. It was great to chat to her about her school, and she was pretty interested in Scotland and all that. I was telling her about skydiving and about going to art school. She was sweet. Then I got an error in bot conversations saying CONNECTION IMPLODED! (Very dramatic eh?) I'm actually genuinely gutted that I didn't get to say goodbye to either of them :(

[QUOTE=Nafziger;16634362]I got some guys MSN if anyone wants it. He wants to cyber... [email]shadowfax@windowslive.com[/email][/QUOTE] I got [what I'm hoping was] a hot chick that wanted to cyber, but I wasn't down cause cybering's fucking retarded.

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey You: Are you under the age of 10? Stranger: no You: Aw damn Stranger: I do not want offend the law You: [url]http://www.bringvictory.com[/url] is the place for you then, not omegle You: It's full of law nazis Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hurr. Edit: [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Another edit: [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Stranger: hi You: Omegle just popped up telling me I'm chatting with a sex offender Stranger: i'm Emily You: What did you do? You: This is what it said to me: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[quote]You: boobies?! Stranger: m/f You: m You: you? Stranger: f You: so.... You: boobies You: : D You: lol Stranger: well Stranger: they are new You: implants? Stranger: like 2 days old You: please dont tell me you're 12 You: lol You: k good Stranger: umm Stranger: im 22 You: alright alright Stranger: I cant show you them Stranger: they are bandaged You: do they hurt? Stranger: not much right now Stranger: because of the meds You: ah Stranger: when I first woke up they did You: i love boobies You have disconnected.[/quote] bitch was talking so much, I had to get out of that abusive relationship

[quote]Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f? You: im black Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] the fuck is wrong with people.

[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: Hello Stranger: Go back to Reddit fuckwad You: FP you mean :v[/code]

[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;16634874]the fuck is wrong with people.[/QUOTE] Fucking Christ, this shit annoys me.

Stranger: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: hi! You: So which FP user are you? You: :D Stranger: fp? You: Facepunch, right? Stranger: what's that Stranger: no You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=16634683#post16634683[/url] Stranger: [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/99l6f/my_new_hobby/[/url] You: Ahhh You: Looks like it's spreading then Stranger: haha You: Ah well... Now we're having a good banter.

[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: LMFAO Stranger: hi , <3 . You: What's so funny? You: Hello? Stranger: oh. Stranger: this is funny. You: What is? Stranger: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: what? Stranger: ^^ You: Shit your on to me! *Runs*![/code] Damn you!!! :argh:

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: TJATJA You: hi Stranger: Hello You: how old? Stranger: 16,male you? You: too old You have disconnected.[/quote] That was weird.

[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that a wild Abra appears] You: Hi Stranger: A wild abra? Stranger: I was expecting a sex offender. You: I'm different :v Stranger: Oh, that's nice. You: lol Stranger: What's an abra? Is it nicer than a sex offender? You: Its a pokeman You: That can teleport! Stranger: Oh, well. In that case/ You: I actually just combined 2 things I got off facepunch :P Stranger: I thought this started on Reddit. You: I think it started in /b/ actaully Stranger: Everything starts in /b/. You: I know Stranger: Then other people sell t-shirts and get famous or something. You: Pretty much Stranger: It's a strange and mysterious series of tubes we live in. You: anyway I'm going to be leaving now people to screw with you know the deal You: :P Stranger: Later.[/code] That was interesting...