Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo
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[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi I'm a horny male looking for female to have fun with is that u?
You: It could be
You: Let me check
Stranger: Take your time
Stranger: Lol
You: Hm
You: Uhm, I might have to get back to you on that.
Stranger: Ok get to know me a bit then devise
Stranger: Decide*
You: That's not the problem.
Stranger: Ok asl
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: 21/ That's the problem / USA
Stranger: Ur male and gay
You: wut?
You: No thats not the problem
Stranger: Wats the problem
You: The problem is im everytime I try to get it up
You: But when I all of a sudden its not there anymore
Stranger: WTF are u talking avoiy
Stranger: About
You: ??
You: What do you mean
Stranger: Are u a dude
You: Listen
Stranger: Listening
You: When I all of a sudden it's not there anymore
You: Like its gone when I you know what i mean?
Stranger: No I dnt
You: What part dotn you get?
Stranger: Answer my question what are you
You: Human
Stranger: Dude dnt fuck withe
You: Well, I have a but it keeps disappearing.
You: And then when I try to all of a sudden it pops up again.
You: I just dont understand.
You: So thats the problem
Stranger: Wat are you doing shut the duck up u have no writing skills u illiterate bitch
You: duck?
You: roflmao shut the duck up
Stranger: FUCK
You: You
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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First attempt:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: Hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(They were actually typing before they left)
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Second go:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: Hey
You: a/s/l?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(It's not going very well...)
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Third attempt:
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: 15 m can
You: 15/f/toronto
Stranger: im in ontario
You: nice :)
Stranger: cambright
You: it cold there?
Stranger: no
Stranger: is 1 hours of toronto
You: is it a small place?
Stranger: no is with waterloo and kinchener
Stranger: u dont no where is it
You: no. sorry
You: Can i go there and touch your penis?
Stranger: okk
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: can u come here and touch your tits and pussy?
You: too late. im already doing it.
Stranger: lucky
You: I can lick myself down there.
Stranger: rlly???
You: yeah
You: mmm... tastes so good
Stranger: u have msn???
You: no.
You: they took it away when I got arrested
Stranger: soo creat a new one
You: I will get sent back to prison D:
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: but why be u go to prison
You: Gotta run, I think the feds are on me.
You have disconnected.
I think #3 failed to see it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: Hi
Stranger: I am tired of hearing about LeBron James
You: what
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: i'm from facepunch
You: the facepunch forums, you know
Stranger: You're a registered sex offender?
You: wtf are you talking about
Stranger: I don't know.
Stranger: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: well then
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: That came up on my screen when I started talking to oyu
Stranger: *you
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: .....
You: and
Stranger: And?
Stranger: Fuck you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: hey
Stranger: hey asl
You: m/42/scotland
You: u?
Stranger: im 17 f usa u wanna talk dirty :)
You: i cant sorry
Stranger: why :(
You: see i'm a registered sex offender and they monitor my keylogs :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I just couldn't talk dirty to her :(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hello
Stranger: i like to talk about sex
Stranger: asl
You: 47 m Newburgh NY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hey
You: ?
Stranger: MAn
Stranger: R U A SEX OFFENDR
You: whut?
Stranger: COS DAT IS SO. HAWT.
You: u r a sex offender? thast sick
Stranger: NO U R
Stranger: BUT WE CAN ROELPLAYY
Stranger: U CAN BE A RAPIST
Stranger: N IM UR VICTIM
Stranger: SO
Stranger: HOT
You: hy would you say that? offending sex is my least favourite thing to do
Stranger: CMON DONT BE A WUSS NOW
You: you're sick.
Stranger: NO IM HORNY
Stranger: NOW DO WATEVA U WANT 2 ME
You: what is your problem?
Stranger: NOT BEING RAPED IS
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You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: want to see my cock?
You: hey
You: ye please
Stranger: age?
You: then i could rip it off and stab your ass with it?
You: 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this is great fun
Stranger: hey
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nothin much
You: cool cool
Stranger: what about you?
You: where you live?
You: oh im fine
Stranger: i live in the US
You: ah what part?
You: its always fun to meet people
Stranger: Northeast
You: you like music?
Stranger: yea
You: maybe we should get together sometime
You: and jam
You: what state?
Stranger: hahah not gonna happen anytime soon
Stranger: sorry
You: why?
You: you a music hater?
You: >.>
Stranger: not at all i love music
You: then why not bro
Stranger: cuz i barely kno u
You: so what were just a couple of teenage dudes
You: wanting to jam
You: nothing wrong with that
Stranger: i guess not
Stranger: still
Stranger: not gonna happen
You: oh come onnn duuude
You: im your bro
You: you can tell me
Stranger: ummm no. ur a stranger (and sex offender) that i met on omegle
You: what..
You: how did you know i was a sex offender?
You: this is akward...
Stranger: it said it in the beginning
Stranger: in brackets
Stranger: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: oh i never saw it
You: wtf
You: D:
Stranger: thats what it said
You: DUDE YOU GOTTA HELP ME
Stranger: the internet is a stalker
You: THIS ISNT MY COMP
You: THIS IS MY FRIENDS DADS COMP
Stranger: wow
You: D:
Stranger: thats fucked up
You: dude im fucking scared man
You: what do I do
You: I cant look that fucker in the eye anymore
Stranger: you throw out everythiong connected to the outside world and live under a rock
You: OH MY GOD HES COMING
You have disconnected.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hey
Stranger: u dun goofed
You: wat?
Stranger: You a sex offender?
You: wat no?? are yu?
Stranger: You are...
You: no
You: why do yu say that?
Stranger: I'm psycich.
Stranger: I can see
Stranger: what you've done.
You: wat hav i done?
Stranger: Inappropriate things.
You: like? wat?
Stranger: I cannot see them... my vision is limited.
Stranger: But I know.
You: o well i dont think ive done anything bad
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: You have
Stranger: I'm backtracing you.
Stranger: u dun goofed
You: well im 83 and ive never done anything bad
Stranger: OMEGLE TOLD ME
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: told yu wat?
You: yur a sex offender??!!
Stranger: U R
Stranger: IT SAID
You: emm no it didnt, emm yu culd of told me that yur a sex offender i dont care
Stranger: I'm 12
Stranger: f
Stranger: Will you sodomize me plz?
Connection imploded.
You: Hi, I am a sex offender.
Stranger: IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, you can check who has viewed your facebook profile before on fbprofiledata.info
You: Well thanks for the information, but another interesting thing is that I am a sex offender.
Stranger: appearently most people don't know.. I gotta run! see ya!
:saddowns:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hey
Stranger: sweet sex offender
You: what lol?
Stranger: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: lol it didnt show up on my screen your obvs lying
You: asl
Stranger: your obvs a sex offender
You: em no...
You: JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE YOU SON OF A BITCH
Stranger: ireland
You: OMG SSAME
You: northern ireland
You: woooo
You: UDA
You: Fuck the ra
Stranger: up the ra ya cunt
You: the ra is full of patato farmers
You: UVF
You: UDA
You: all the way
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: penis
You: hey!
You: ;)
Stranger: i rape
Stranger: 13 year old girls
Stranger: especially fat ones
You: thats sick man
Stranger: havent been caught
Stranger: well
Stranger: i did get caught by a mother
You: i prefer little boys
Stranger: but i slit that whores throat
Stranger: and shit in the wound
Stranger: typical day for me
Stranger: hbu?
You: i like to stick my dick
You: in little boys
You: arm pitts
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i used to like that
Stranger: but fat 13 year old girls
Stranger: with moustaches
Stranger: and hairy asses
Stranger: make me harder then ever
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: Hey
You: sup
Stranger: M or f
You: B
You: as in Both
Stranger: What?
You: Yeah Hermaphrodite
Stranger: Do you like boys or girls?
You: Both
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 21 you?
Stranger: Same
You: really?
Stranger: Yeah
You: cool where u from?
You: M or F
Stranger: Nevada
Stranger: M
You: ahh you like the strip clubs yes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
