Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo

[|FlapJack|]

[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]

You: Hey
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: I raped a guy when I was 13
Stranger: cool
You: So are you under 10?
Stranger: no im 13
You: Too bad
You: I'm only into young kids these days
You: Or
You: ontop of
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

xD This is brilliant

[Leg of Doom]

[quote]You: im looking for sex offenders
Stranger: from where?
You: my house, they escaped
Stranger: m or f?
You: fucking cheap cages
You: can't believe i paid good money for those cages
You: they can't even keep a bunch of fat sex offenders secure
Stranger: o ,i see,ud better fuck ur mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

i've never seen someone fuck up commas that much.

BONUS

[quote]You: wanna erect my dispenser?
Stranger: if you want
You: yeah baby
Stranger: are you a girl ?
You: you gonna upgrade it to lvl 3?
You: i got plenty of metal that needs dispensin'
Stranger: holy shit, go away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[Rastadogg]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that a wild Abra appears]
You: Hi
Stranger: eep a wild abra
Stranger: i like Bras
You: lol
Stranger: i like what's in them better
Stranger: just spoke to a feller from macedonia
Stranger: [b]most unusual individual[/b]

That you are buddy

[|FlapJack|]

[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex addict]

Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: v
You: v
You: v
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
v[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: v
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
v
You: v[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
v
You: v
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
v
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: v
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
v[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: v
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: v[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: v[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: v[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: v[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]

You: v
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.
Stranger: You are in an ALLEY, you have a KNIFE and a BOTTLE OF BEER on your person. A human-like SHADOW appears in the alley directly in front of you.[/quote]

Heh

[Rastadogg]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that a wild Abra appears]
You: Hello
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: it's the most original greeting i've ever read
Stranger: congratulations
You: :D
You: I WIN!
Stranger: 115 experience points
You: Abra is evolving!
You: wait nope that's just gas
Stranger: xD
Stranger: so, where are u from dude?
You: I SPELL TACOS!!
You: Arizona
Stranger: and don't say pallet Town
You: Pallet Town
You: :P
Stranger: arizona!
Stranger: i'm from spain
Stranger: but now i'm in NYC
Stranger: weird uh? lol
Stranger: Spidey says hi, by the way
You: Yeah that is weird you on the other side of the country
You: really... weird,,
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: it's weird to me just being in the states
You: Ah
Stranger: anyway, any interesting hobbies?
You: Not any really interesting ones..
You: at least not yet
You: I want to learn to skydive and race
Stranger: that's cool
You: racing on road courses not the boring as hell oval courses
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: sorry mate, i gotta go
Stranger: nice tomeet ya
You: Later

That ended out oddly normal...
Also I really do smell Taco's I gotta go eat :v:

[brickbox]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: pffft
Stranger: hey fellow redditor
Stranger: presumably
Stranger: if you're a nympho, I can cure you
You: how
Stranger: after a narwhal feast
Stranger: with lots and lots of bacon
Stranger: what do you say?
Stranger: well... getting it out of your system
You: I HAVE A PENIS
Stranger: ... well, congratulations are in order?
Stranger: I'm starting to doubt you are a redditor...
Stranger: you must have been trolled by one
You: WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBOR
Stranger: 8057220347
You: ADDRESS?
Stranger: 3458 Richland Drive, Apt 11, CA93105
You: thank you i will be coming
You have disconnected.

you know what to do

[Rastadogg]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: i'm F 19, you got a pic
Stranger: Can't send you mines on here: msg me on MSN messenger my SN is msn:mirandaclarkson at hotmail.com so i can send you my photo

I think they should be the ones saying [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]...

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that this is a tasty burger]
Stranger: hey
You: Hello

What the fuck does this asshole have against tasty burgers?

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that this is a tasty burger]
Stranger: Quickly, intrigue me!
You: Hi
You: WTF?!?!

LOL!!!!

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that this is a tasty burger]
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: you boy
Stranger: right ?
You: No i'm a burger
You: a tasty one
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: Burger King
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i live in brazil
You: You are NO fun!

God this is the most fun I've had in weeks

You: What... is your name?
Stranger: lyric. what's yours?
You: What... is your quest?
Stranger: in life or right now?
You: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
You: Fuck I didn;t read your post!
Stranger: What... is wrong with your brain?
You: My plan has failed!
You: Hey fuck you

Stranger: m/f?
You: What... is your name?
Stranger: jenakorloqro
You: m
You: What... is your quest?
Stranger: to find great hobbies
You: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: bot

He got it wrong

[Spekenengles]

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: r u a girl
Stranger: yes
You: asl
Stranger: 18/ f / korea
You: 48/m/usa
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote].

[ArcNova]

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi
You: What's up
Stranger: f_m
You: what
Stranger: female 0r male
You: ......male....
You: ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

People are very desperate.

[Rago]

[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi
Stranger: 안녕씨발년아
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi son of a bitch
You: :O
You: Why did you say that?!
Stranger: i will fuck with you
You: :D
You: When?
Stranger: well...
You: Well what?
Stranger: some day
You: No now.
You: NOAW
Stranger: yep
Stranger: I loved it
You: Auw yeah I love Omegle
You: What already done it?
You: :(
You: Didn't feel anything.
Stranger: sorry
You: You suck at sex!
Stranger: you are female
You have disconnected.[/quote]

He sucks ;(

[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: registered sex offender?
Stranger: thats exciting
Stranger: how did you get that?
You: Female?
You: Omegle looked at my chat logs
You: Female?
Stranger: so wouldn't the smat thing be to not go on here?
You: Meh, I need to fap you know...
Stranger: smart*
You: I have my needs!
Stranger: what kind of things did you say to become a registered sex offender?
You: Some girl give me her email and she cybert infront of me
You: gave*
You: Female?
Stranger: why does it matter if i'm female?
Stranger: i'm a stranger
Stranger: even if i told you i was a female
Stranger: i might not actually be
Stranger: doesn't that bother you?
You: You are.
You: You said Hey
You: Hey = Girls
Stranger: bros say hey all the time
You: Yes but not on Omegle
Stranger: What if I'm just trying to make you think I'm a female
You: Then then..
You: Idk
Stranger: and I'm really some 14 year old boy who's balls haven't dropped yet
You: :O
You: IEEEUW
You: LEAVE ME ALONE
You: PEDOBEAR
You have disconnected.[/quote]

[Rowtree]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: wower?
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: i am fine
You: Good.
Stranger: u from?
You: America.
You: You?
Stranger: china.
You: Good.
Stranger: my english is not good
You: Do you like Bondage?
Stranger: Bondage??
Stranger: i dont like
You: You Know, Rape.
You: I like rape.
You: And I like Children.
Stranger: oh
You: How old are you.
Stranger: i like children too
Stranger: 22
Stranger: u?
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: What the?
You: How did they-
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 52
Stranger: wow
You: Do you like rape?
Stranger: rape.?u like？
You: I'm Going to come to China and Rape You.
You: are you exited?
You: I am.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: come on~
You: on you?
You: With Pleasure.
Stranger: f$m?
Stranger: f&m?
You: Would you like to see my Website.
You: I made it myself.
You: Please Look at it.
Stranger: ok
You: http://monkeh.host22.com
Stranger: It is not virus?
You: No.
You: Do you like It?
You: *Please Note That This Site has been Declaired Unsafe by Omegle Staff Members, For the Saftey of your Computer Please do not click the link*
You: What The?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Muhahaha.

Note, Do not click the Link, It is a Rick Roll. :buddy:

[Limee]

Well. Turned out pretty fucked.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi
Stranger: no problem
You: Goody
Stranger: yeah
You: Well then.. We're gonna have sex or what?
Stranger: yes
You: Niiiice.. May I tap that then?
Stranger: yes
You: When?
Stranger: i don't knwo
You: Dat chat..
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 f germany
Stranger: u?
You: 15 M denmark
Stranger: oh i like young guys
You: Me too.
Stranger: well let's start
You: Cool.. you firsty
Stranger: well i start by describing me
Stranger: i'm 1,70 m tall and bright blonde
You: 1,76 tall here :3
Stranger: my cup is 70B and i'm thin
Stranger: you?
You: My cup is 20D and im fat as hell
Stranger: great
You: Yeah.. I thought you're would say that :)
Stranger: i hope you like it hard
You: DICKSLAP ME PLEASE
Stranger: oh yes i'm taking your big dick into my mouth
You: *uh yeah*
Stranger: and i'm rubbing an licking it
Stranger: again and again
You: BUT THEN I BITE IT OFF! LIKE A TIGER
Stranger: my boobs are getting hard
You: nice
You: May i step on em?
You: Maybe tapdance?
Stranger: i'm turning my pussy to your mouth
You: yes. Uh yeah. Smells like fish
Stranger: it doesn'T
You: Well it does now.
Stranger: shit
Stranger: please
Stranger: go on
You: I take your shirt off..
Stranger: i'm getting wet
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: i'm so horny
You: Then I sit on your breast and take a shit.
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: i'm eating it
You: Im eating directly from your breast whilst im puking in your face..
You: oh yeah
Stranger: please bond me
You: NO!
Stranger: why no
Stranger: t
You: Cuz i like men now.
Stranger: f u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[B]EDIT[/B]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi
Stranger: oh man, hello
You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothing at all, so do you like boys or girls?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: omegle just told me your a sex offender, the fbi is on too you
You: FUCK !
Stranger: i'd delete your hard drive mann
You: Didn't knew that.. Just doing that right now.. Cya..
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

DAT'S FUCKED :frog:

[psyberian]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: Why hallo thar
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: Smoke some weed mate
Stranger: Haha
You: i'd love some
Stranger: Sex offender now wtf is that
You: where
You: when
Stranger: Umm
Cementry
You: wait what?
Stranger: Now
You: ok,
You: lemme teleport
Stranger: Oh and
Stranger: Im gonna be eating some meat too
You: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: Hope it doesnt disturb you
You: I BROUGHT MY FREIND PEDO BEAR
You: HE'S MY FRIEND
Stranger: Oo
Stranger: I like em
You: reeeeellly now
Stranger: Im straight outta campton
Stranger: Another pussy ass nigga

[editline]03:33PM[/editline]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: LONG CAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Stranger: = =I SEE
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: so how's it goin'?
You: Im from facepunch
You: and i have come to play the pickle
You: and my friend here.
You: mr. pedo bear
You: would lkike to inform you that
You: OH SHI-
You: GET THAT SHIT OUT OF THERTE
Stranger: sex?
You: GHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: RAAAAAAAAPE
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: MY INSIDES ARE ON FIIIIIIRE!
You: OH MY GOD IT JUST WENT OUT MY NOSE!
You: ITS CIRCLING BACK INT- GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLBALBGA
You: nonononoNONONONONONNOOMNOONONON
You: well
You: that was fun
You: thanks
You: bye
Stranger: ...

[Negrul1]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: fgdsf
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: LMFAO!
XD
Stranger: Nice.
You: hello
Stranger: Hello. o.o
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm good, how are you
You: Fine, fine
Stranger: How are you a registered sec offender. XD
Stranger: o____________O;
You: How the fuck did you know?
Stranger: O:
Stranger: LMFAO!>

[psyberian]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey, how you doin'
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u r talking to bot
You: onoes
Stranger: yaa
You: a bot
Stranger: who
Stranger: r u bot
You: i have come frome planet facepunch
You: i am no robot,
You: inferior creture
Stranger: k
Stranger: i am from sekipart
You: I have come to pillage, plunder, rape, and destroy
Stranger: k
You: my first target
You: ...
Stranger: should be me
Stranger: not be me
You: OH GOD YES
You: wait
You: shit
You have disconnected.

[editline]03:42PM[/editline]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: asl?
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: none for you
You: do you have children?
You: between the ages of 4 and 10?
Stranger: What a poor ruse
You: may i have them?
You: you selfish bastard giv me your children!
Stranger: If by them you mean brains, by all means, help yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DrMortician]

[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hey
Stranger: hello. Was that a real notice?
You: What?
Stranger: "[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]"
You: Why do people keep telling me this? I don't get it
Stranger: Unless they have your IP adress.
You: It's dynamic so I don't know how that would work.
Stranger: meh.
Stranger: it's a conversation killer isn't it?
You: It has been for the past few times I've tried this site.
Stranger: yeah, you usually get quiet people or crazy people.
You: Normally people just disconnect as soon as I say Hi.
Stranger: that warning doesn't help ^^;
You: Well if I could get rid of it I would... :-)
Stranger: but....
You: ...?
Stranger: You can't just email them about it?
You: Email who?
You: I only have issues with Omegle.
Stranger: I meant Omegle
You: Ah, I doubt it would help much considering the average traffic through here probably is ACTUAL sex offenders.
You: Oh well you're no fun I'll go look for some other kids.
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote]

I give up, 4 tries and nobody does anything.

[OneWar]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: Fuck you
You: Please do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hello
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Here's a weird one:

Stranger: how are you
You: Not bad
You: You?
Stranger: good
Stranger: so whats up
You: Nothing much
You: Bored
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: same her
Stranger: where you from
You: Wales
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: can you be my prince charming
You: Um
You: I have something to tell you
Stranger: that you cant be my prince charming?
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: That
You: Sorry
Stranger: -_-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hii
You: Hello
Stranger: f/m?
You: F&M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[D4RK KiTSUN3]

[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: same guy
Stranger: try again
You: wut
Stranger: click disconnect[/quote]
owo

[psyberian]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: do you want to know why it is hard for me to masturbate?
You: i have no thumbs :'(
Stranger: go on
You: or any finger to me exact
You: i have pointy elbows
You: and i tought myself to type
You: zAd fnkl!
You: i meant like this!
You: spell your name with your head
You: for maximum results, use extreme force
You: DO IT FAGGOT!
You: are you asleep or something?
You: it's been like 2 hours and you havent responded
You: WAKE THE FUCK UP
You have disconnected.

[scottybev]

Stranger: hi
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hi
Stranger: r u really a sex offender?
You: wtf
You: how do u know that
Stranger: the computer told me u mother fucker! ur a perv u fuckin asshole i hate u fuck u shove that up ur ass!
You: ill fuk ur mom
You: ill fuck YOU
Stranger: ill slap u in ur mother fuckin face!
Stranger: u wish u could fuck this shhit !
Stranger: u mother fuckin ass
You: I RAPE CHILDREN
Stranger: im a 50yr old man!
You: ILL RAPE YOU
Stranger: u mother fucker gaywad!

[chaz13]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: sup
Stranger: Rofl, Nice copy and paste.
Stranger: Ready for mine?
You: Hell yeah
You: facepunch?
Stranger: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________
You: wow beautiful
Stranger: Ty,ty
You: so whats up?
Stranger: My penis.
You: Mine too.
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Oh btw.
Stranger: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________

[EoB]

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: ASL?
Stranger: ...Dad?
You: Holy shit..
You: son?
Stranger: I know you're not allowed to be near me
You: Shit..
Stranger: BUT WE CAN FINALLY TALK
You: Jesus christ.
You: Hows it been?
Stranger: OK.. I guess..
Stranger: Uhm.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Schools good
Stranger: Hows..
Stranger: Sherly?
You: Shelly, he's doing fine.
Stranger: Oh right Shelly.
Stranger: Did you get off probation yet? or..
You: Nah man.
You: I just got into some trouble a few months ago.
You: extended.
Stranger: Yeah, I know.. I was part of that, remember?
You: Yeah, yeah.
Stranger: I was the reason, in fact.
You: Mm.
Stranger: Yeah... so I guess we're all caught up, then?
You: Yo chocolate ass still fine?
Stranger: ...Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
You: Daaayyeemm.[/quote]

Funny shit.

[MadsAG]

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hello
Stranger: fuck off
You: wat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

aw'

[LF9000]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Hi, got any kids?
Stranger: You're my kid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Program Files]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hi
Stranger: :D hi
You: feeling good?
Stranger: so so
Stranger: r u male?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ffs

also:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I hate 4chan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Guy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: Can I masturbate to you?
Stranger: Please. :D
You: you're not gentle
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I just need a bikini/pantie pic
You: maybe if you say something more appropriate or polite i would say yes
You: will*
Stranger: ...I'm not good at that when I want to masturbate
Stranger: Just wondering, would you let a guy wear your panties
You: there plenty of stuff around the internet
You: i don't want to end up talking with someone who have disturbing paraphilia
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Do you masturbate?
You: yes, but not in the acctual moment.
You: actual*
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 17
You: you
Stranger: 16
You: not bad
Stranger: Can I see a pic of you? Just a normal one. If you want to show more we can get to that later. :D
You: You know
You: it's easy to pretend you are a girl in this chat.
You have disconnected.

[ALT of Permaban]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: too many dudes on here trolling for cyber pussssay
Stranger: you too possibly..
You: what?
Stranger: haha nevermind
You: asl?
Stranger: whatd you do to get the site to say that about you?
You: say what about me?
Stranger: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: oh that?
Stranger: ya that
You: oh, well, dont believe them. i wuit a long time ago
You: quit
Stranger: quit what?
You: raping babiez
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: thats funny....or horrifying
You: i find it satasfying
Stranger: hah...thought you said you quit?
You: i did, then came back to it... dont tell the cops
Stranger: theyre already on their way
Stranger: good luck!

[Sockpuppetss]

[QUOTE=gman_freeman;16633779]I turn caps on, and i always use chav lingo. i also changed it to
[Omegle is required by law to inform you that you may currently be chatting with a suspected sex offender][/QUOTE]

The reason why I have it like I do is because it actually popped up when I was talking to someone :|

[Amber902]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: Sup
Stranger: Oh no!!
Stranger: Youre a sex offender?
Stranger: Oh my god!!
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Why!!!
You: What no i'm not
Stranger: Do you know how much you harm the people youve raped?!
Stranger: You destroied their lives they never can be happy just because of yoU!
You: I doubt they even remember it.
Stranger: gee
Stranger: Learn english you stupid wannabe troll
You: Wat
Stranger: now see how you get lost
You: Hypocrisy meter is over 9000.
Stranger: yeah "wat" hurf durf i iz amonymouz i is legion
You: FYI
You: I'm from facepunch.
Stranger: now how about you get the fuck out you stupid underaged kid!
Stranger: Dont you think its time to go to bed?
You: :smug:
You: Fail troll is fail.

[editline]02:22PM[/editline]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: u a boy or girl ? :)
Stranger: LOL
You: Whatever you want me to be.

[Hmn30]

Stranger: hey there
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: hello
You: there
You: asl?
Stranger: no thanks
You: why not?
You: ill tell you mine
Stranger: anonymity is so much more exciting!
You: for me it isnt
You: tell me
Stranger: you can pretend i am whatever you want me to be
You: ok, you are a 15 year old girl
You: im 22
Stranger: 15 and 22, huh? is that how you got to be a registered sex offender?
You: what do you mean?
You: im not a sex offender..
Stranger: damn, i guess you're not my type

[D4RK KiTSUN3]

[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: hello
You: Greetings.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Same shit's happened almost three times in a row now. :v: