Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: hehe Stranger: that one was funny the first 300 hundred times You: I know rite Stranger: then it lost it a bit You: Well, I actually am Stranger: nice You: I raped a horse. Stranger: im a registered drug offender You: Cool Stranger: horse..who You: Wanna hook up some time? Stranger: big things Stranger: with you or the horse? You: Both You: Bring your drugs

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: thats funny You: lol facepunch Stranger: i am 22 male you? You: 37 male You: :3 Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]11:13PM[/editline] Stranger: i'm a pedofile You: So am i Stranger: wanna team up? You: Yeah sure Stranger: how old do you like em? You: Erm, Dont mind You: As long as it is tight Stranger: i like em about 6 You: Cool Stranger: how old ru? You: About 37 Stranger: i'm 48 You: Awesome [editline]11:24PM[/editline] You: hi Stranger: im japanese gril Stranger: コスタリカの男純粋な春リ哥 You: Your a japanese grill? You: i didnt know grills could type? Stranger: 操你妈 Stranger: SB You: Wow omegle omegle omegle Stranger: 甘霖木 You: i agree Stranger: 哈哈 You: now suck me Stranger: WOW Stranger: WOW Stranger: WOW Stranger: 哈哈 Stranger: 哪里的 哥们 You: How about no

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: omg! You: what You: ? Stranger: nothing You: ok.... You: are you hungry You: ? Stranger: noooooo You: for my cawk Stranger: oh, in that case.. yes You: :q: Stranger: wut? You: LOL You: i just fucking love kids You: how old are u? Stranger: me too, I have two Stranger: im 31 You: damn You: if only you were 7 You: they have such nice ass You: and then they explode Stranger: why don't you have a seat? You: with cawk You: LOL oh my god EPIC

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi You: Helloo? Stranger: sexoffender wth? Stranger: lol Stranger: offend me xD You: what? You: where does it say that Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offende You: how does omegle know about that You: oh god Stranger: lol Stranger: your ip? You: it was some mistakes You: some years ago Stranger: aaw Stranger: poor yopu XD Stranger: wth who cares? You: i dunno You: lil strange that omegle knows though Stranger: yeah actually Stranger: damn internet Stranger: so unsafe You: yeah You: needs to wear a comdom from time to tim You: I mean thats what made the rape worse You: i gave the poor guy HIV Stranger: thats bad man Stranger: my father died from HIV <_< You: ah damn You: When did he die? Stranger: 6 years ago You: ... You: Short browny hair? You: quite tall Stranger: but he got it from abusig drugs so You: good looking Stranger: lol no Stranger: noone could rape my dad he´s big and strong, or was XD Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Oh dear

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: HOLY SHIT! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v:

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: hi You: wats up Stranger: nothing You: do you like turtles Stranger: yes Stranger: i have a turtle You: do you like it Stranger: no i hate it Stranger: faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] yeah..... and another one: [quote]Stranger: im male Bisexual You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: Lol. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

Okay so I didn't do any of that and I got a picture of a chick wanting to be a model: [IMG]http://i28.tinypic.com/2hmqbyu.jpg[/IMG] And this funny conversation: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: What are your hobbies? Stranger: sex You: I'm talkin about the hobbies your good at. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QUOTE=Apollox-cow;16661002] You: What are your hobbies? Stranger: sex You: I'm talkin about the hobbies your good at. [/QUOTE] :iceburn:

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: that turns me on You: well all right! Stranger: i have a rape fantasy You: I had a rape fantasy Stranger: i was on a fantasy rape team You: Do you know that I enjoy feeling up my newphew? Stranger: go rape ron paul You: Ron Paul is not 15 Stranger: go rape a 15 year old narwhal You: Are you 15? Stranger: sure, why not You: You want to come down to Uncle Brian's basement? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Ron Paul really isn't 15.

[code]Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: asl You: wanna fuck? Stranger: you a chick You: ye sure Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat You: I put on my erection Stranger: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] :buddy:

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: Hii You: how are you Stranger: Why should I tell you?! Stranger: Your a sex offender. You: what!? Stranger: Yeah, thats what it says. You: wait what!? Stranger: I don't know. (copy paste they posted Stranger: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: Hii Stranger: how are you You: Why should I tell you?! You: Your a sex offender. Stranger: what!? You: Yeah, thats what it says. Stranger: wait what!? You: I don't know.) You: omg Stranger: Are you?! You: how the hell do they know!! Stranger: Fuck if i know. Stranger: You should go to the cops. You: look it was ONE time Stranger: OH well Stranger: One time is enought Stranger: enough** You: I'm SORRY You: god, those little boys trusted me Stranger: Don't apoligize to me. Stranger: Are you Micheal Jackson?! Stranger: How many were there?! You: look i don't want to talk about it You: that's my past Stranger: Well that suck's then, doesn't it, you shouln't of done it anyways, dipshit. You: look man, im not like that anymore Stranger: Look man, doesn't matter, you still did it. Stranger: Fuck you:)

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Hi You: hola You: can you suck my penis Stranger: Sure. You: sweet asl Stranger: 20/f/can you? You: 12m Stranger: You're a little young for that shit, bro. You: no way You: you are Stranger: I'm young? how so? You: cuz i said sexy You: i wanna pound the fuc outta your ass Stranger: Damn. That sounds rather hot really You: yeah what are you wearing Stranger: Bra and and thong You: im wearing my moms thong Stranger: thats so sexy You: fuck yes it is.. she made me, tied me down and put it on Stranger: Oh.. Your mom sounds likt a girl in control. I wanna do her. ;) You: shes hot as fuck man Stranger: really? big tits and ass, thin waist and everything? You: nah shes fat You: like 5'6 and 250 Stranger: I like fat girls too You: how big are you Stranger: not that big, 130 last I checked. You: fatass Stranger: aw you think so? You: fuck yeah You: id fuck you so hard, and beat the shit outta you the whole time Stranger: mmm i love getting beat up while being fucked You: rip your hair out, get a knife and slice you up nice and good Stranger: oh that sounds so good You: je veux ton cul Stranger: I don't speak french. You: connard, n'a pas d'importance pour moi Stranger: lawl You're pretty good at trolling, kid. :B You: lick my ass nigger Stranger: I'm white fag You: hows your cousin you inbred piece of shit Stranger: I don't have any cousins. Why don't you go back to fucking your dog, you fucking fur fag You: dogs are hot to fuck Stranger: Well that makes you a furfag. So you're pretty much useless. You: should i go cut myself You: thats hot.. i like licking the blood Stranger: do it fagot. and take picture and give them to the /b/tards. They'll love it You: your moms a /b/tard faggot Stranger: My mom likes gif more. Please bitch, you and I are the only /b/tards around right now. You: fuck off nigger. imma kill you You have disconnected. [editline]12:54AM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey there! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Sexy You: o yea Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:41AM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: lol? You: fuck yeah Stranger: that's... interesting You: your mom was interesting last night Stranger: giggity? Stranger: lol You: tight ass pussy Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hiya Stranger: bacon You: Facepunch Stranger: reddit > facepunch You: OHai Stranger: good morrow good sir You: Im a chick... Stranger: good to know You: i have a dick also You: and a vagina You: and boobs Stranger: facinating You: i can fuck myself Stranger: ALL down there? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: how do the boobs fit? You: Yeah You: Nicely You: B's You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: those must be some interesting trousers You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Yep You: Hello Transformers <3 You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: so whats new ? You: wtfigrowedick You: bai

[quote=Lolgay]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: Oh, well, hi there. You: *Sniff* Stranger: Hot stuff. You: Heheh You: Last time someone said that to me I was put in jail for a year. You: Poor kid. Stranger: Yep. Stranger: Gay? You: No. Stranger: Shame. Stranger: Need a guy to fill my hole. You: ... You: Oh wow. You: I just noticed you have perfect grammer and punctuation. You: Instead of lol u hawt? Stranger: Well, why thank you. You: FP? Stranger: Not right now, no. You: But you lurk? Stranger: Not necessarily. You: Also, I forgot to say something to add a twist on this. Stranger: I'll post a face pic when I feel that I know the person more. You: *Ahem* Stranger: Oh, love twists. You: A... You: Wild... You: Abra... You: Appears. Stranger: Fascinating. You: A... You: Wild... You: Abra... You: Uses... You: ... You: ... You: Teleport. Stranger: You're a Pokemon fan. You: Bye. You have disconnected.[/quote] This is probably as fun as Abra appears :D

Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: huh? You: what Stranger: regisstered sex offender? You: what how do thay know Stranger: i dont get it.. did u rite that? You: no Stranger: hah then wtf You: what the hell Stranger: im so confused lol... n e ways wuts up You: a/s/l Stranger: 17 f usa You: 20 m tenn Stranger: thats hot. You: ya Stranger: wut r u up to? You: very You: nuthing You: u Stranger: same lol. bored as fuck You: ya Stranger: hows life like in tenn? You: fun Stranger: lol. Stranger: ur boring Stranger: bye You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Cool. Stranger: 8] You: cool?? You: i havent even said anything Stranger: . Stranger: I knooow Stranger: Pedo<3 You: ahh creaper Stranger: So am I. You: RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE VRAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello Stranger: Hello Stranger: asl. please. Stranger: 20/Female/U.S You: (omegle is req by law to tell me im chatting w/ a regisered sex offender) 26/male/france Stranger: You are a sex offender? You: I dont want to talk about it Stranger: Bahaha Stranger: Gross You: Well that doesnt mean i dont want to party Stranger: I bet. Part boy Stranger: I have about 15 twelve year old girls here with me. Stranger: You want them? You: Is that really nessary Stranger: I believe so. Stranger: I believe it is extremely necessary You: I was okay, I'm fine now Stranger: gtfo. Stranger: You pedophile rapist ^^ i lol'd

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: Nice one, /b/ro. You: I'm sorry. I'm not a /b/tard. Stranger: Oh really? You: ya rly Stranger: Well, you must be a paedophile. You: What? Stranger: Wait here. Stranger: I'll call Chris Hanson. You: Wait! You: Don't D: Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there? Mister Pedobear. You: :( Stranger: :3 You: >:3 You: I'm in a car. Stranger: It's a lion! You: and.. You: I'm a lion. Stranger: He's gon' eat you and drink yo Kool Aid, nigga! You: :O You: hey, any pics? You: Just don't tell anyone. Stranger: Naw, I don't swing that way. Stranger: Just go back to your gay bar. You: How bout Child porn? Stranger: I'm sure you'll find someone there. Stranger: No. You: Got any of that? You: How about.... Stranger: Nope. Stranger: Goatse? You: No. You: Yack Stranger: Wait, you must have LOADS of that. Stranger: Nevermind. You: /v/endetta Stranger: /I/nsurgent. You: /k/ommando Stranger: moar liek /k/unt amirite? You: urite Stranger: coolface.jpg You: /b/tard Stranger: /f/aggot You: /gif/riend You: /c/hild Stranger: Moar liek Miku Thread You: /p/orn star Stranger: Get it right, /a/ssburger. You: w-hat the fork? Stranger: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRR. Stranger: Sit n' spin, man-whore. You: I'm a convicted Sex offender You: Just to let you know. Stranger: I'll fly over there and fuck your shit up. Stranger: Just to let you know. You: dude You: I loved that game You: But you go the title wrong You: It's fuck shit up You: Not Fuck your shit up Stranger: THE GAME Stranger: Ha ha, suicide bomber. Stranger: Naw, dawg. Stranger: I'm just imitating a tough-guy. Stranger: Lurk moar, /b/rah You: THE THE THE GAME You: I'm trying to lose the game Stranger: Yeah, I already mentioned it. You: That means I win. Stranger: You already lose. Stranger: *lost You: Nope. I win. Stranger: Whoopers You: I wanted to lose the game hours ago Stranger: But still, you got V&d Stranger: So, you still lose. Stranger: And you'll continue to lose. Stranger: Until Longcat is not long. Stranger: Which will be never. Stranger: So, eat your shit and whack off to your mother. You: I'll chop longcat in half Stranger: Faggot. Stranger: You can't. Stranger: YOU LOSE Stranger: GOOD DAY, SIR You: Then he'll be shorter Stranger: I SAID, GOOD DAY Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Didn't turn out like I expected it. I ran into 4chan.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: HEY You: Whats up Stranger: not bad You: Cool cool You: So uh You: Asl? Stranger: u? Stranger: 21 M ASIA You: 42 M America You: maybe we wont get along :| Stranger: wow You: I'm looking for someone in the age group of 5-10 Stranger: so older Pretty fun.

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Kinky. You: What? Stranger: Who did you sexually offend? Stranger: Oprah Winfry I hope. Stranger: :D You: I... heheh... You: How did you know I'm a sex offender? Stranger: Omegle is required by law to tell me. You: Wait what? You: What does it say? Stranger: Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Oh well that sucks. Stranger: Heh heh. You: I molested a kid and his mom. Stranger: WHy? Stranger: why* You: Because. You: I then killed the mom and ate her breasts. Stranger: oOOO. Stranger: Breasts are tasty You: Yes. You: I beat the kid to death with his own arms and force-fed him his shit... Stranger: Brutal! You: I'm getting a boner just thinking about it. Stranger: Me too. You: It was beautiful Stranger: All the blood and gore. You: I was jailed for 5 years though. Stranger: Only five? hrm. you got off easy. You: Yeah I guess. You: But I was raped 5 times. You: In jail Stranger: By inmates? Stranger: Aww.. You: Yes. Stranger: That's discomforting. You: You're telling me. You: Soooooo.... Stranger: Sooooo.. You: What do you want to talk about? Stranger: Whatever you see fit. You: Uhmmmmmm.... You: Heheh... You: well I gotta go. Stranger: Heheheh. Stranger: Aw. Stranger: That's boring. You: Why ? Stranger: Because now I won't have anyone to speak with. You: Just keep searching Stranger: Blargh You: Bye Stranger: Fare well. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I'm a Sex offender that molested a kid and his mother then ate her breasts the beat the crap out of a kid with his own arms then force fed him his shit.

I'm just waiting until I run into a Facepuncher.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: (omegle is required by law to inform you are chatting with a sex offender) You: Hey wahst up: ) Stranger: hi~ You: Whats up wanna cyber? Stranger: whta Stranger: what ? You: Want to cyber Stranger: what is cyber? You: well you put your robot body on mine Stranger: ....ML? You: pardon Stranger: you mean sex? You: wait how old Stranger: 20 You: FUCK You: i was hoping you were 12 Stranger: shit Stranger: why You: Cause i was busting You: now im soft Stranger: ........shit Stranger: i'm Chinese !

I really want to run into one

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: i love you Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hmm. [quote] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: 16 look at me blowin big weed, 17 i stumbled across my 1st key , 18 grand blow it in the 1st week, off dat street shit yeah dats what we eat wit, turn a half into a whole, sell his ass da remix You: cool story, bro Stranger: yeah, ass hole You: that's not very nice You: :C Stranger: you a sex offender and shit, damn nigga that shits not very nice You: words hurt Stranger: damn right nigga Stranger: HURT LIKE A MO FUCKA You: indeed Stranger: il sew ya ass hole shut, and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you Stranger: i'l You: that's, uh... You: well You have disconnected[/quote] This one was pretty cool. [quote] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: 22/m/usa Stranger: wtf Stranger: you're a sex offender Stranger: you fucking sick piece of shit You: that's not a nice thing to say Stranger: i will fucking cut ur balls off Stranger: go fuck a dog you pile of shit You: hey You: that's what I got arrested for Stranger: nice You: thanks Stranger: i do that sometimes Stranger: but i dont get caugh Stranger: faggot You: any tips? Stranger: ya Stranger: go raw Stranger: dogs seem to like it more You: alright You: thanks Stranger: and dont try to cum on the dogs face Stranger: i got my tip bit off Stranger: funny story Stranger: i gave my dog herpes Stranger: lmao You: that's tough man Stranger: he doesnt know what hit him Stranger: stfu Stranger: im not done Stranger: and he was barking like mad Stranger: so i shit on him Stranger: LOL Stranger: now im done You: cool story, bro Stranger: thx Stranger: 7/f/nearby You: 42/tranny/right behind you Stranger: do it You: nah, I'm good. I'm more into the boys, y'know Stranger: this is boring Stranger: earlier today one chick stopped talking to me cuz i have a job Stranger: said she was a Stranger: 'collage layoff' Stranger: and disconnected Stranger: the other one was 15 and i creeped her out You: like this? You have disconnected. [/quote]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hey You: Hi. Stranger: are u male ? Stranger: ? Stranger: m or f You: Yea, 53 Stranger: bye You: Are you a boy Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: what are you doing now You: speaking on the phone with my probation officer You: and yourself? Stranger: music You: that's cool You: what kind of music do you listen to? Stranger: rock Stranger: do you like lady gaga You: no not really Stranger: why You: she is a hermaphrodite Stranger: haha Stranger: sometimes looks like You: No she really is You: check the news Stranger: i know the news You: News doesn't know you Stranger: lol You: well anyways You: I myself listen to any kind of music that portrays little girls in skimpy clothing You: I learned about this Hannah Montana girl You: let me tell you You: changed my whole perspective on music and women Stranger: Hannah Montana !~~~ Stranger: i love :the climb You: Wow you're too much of a fag, I quit. You have disconnected.[/quote] Sorry guys.....

[quote]You: Hi there. Stranger: Hello. You: ASL? Stranger: Yes, I know American Sign Language. Why? You have disconnected.[/quote] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/frown.gif[/img]

Well, I met an anon. Pretty nice guy.

[code]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello You: Hello? Stranger: sex Stranger: affender! You: What? Stranger: you are.. You: How did you know? Stranger: i figured.. lol. You: oh Stranger: why arent u in jaill :0 You: If I'm registered that does't mean I'm in jail. You: I was though Stranger: you got out?? You: Yea Stranger: you should go back. Stranger: your dangerouss. You: Why? You: I am not. You: Well.. Stranger: :((( You: lets not talk about it. Stranger: dont rape me? Stranger: we should becos i am a girl. You: Really? You: Then you shouldn't be worried Stranger: are you a girl too? You: no Stranger: gay? You: How old does your "partner" need to be before it's considered gay? Stranger: :0 1? haha You: oh You: then the answer is yes Stranger: omg! Stranger: why are u younge You: I'm not Stranger: like youngg? You: what? Stranger: you like little kids? You: mmmmmm Stranger: :0 Stranger: thats illegal lol You: And that's why I'm registered Stranger: have you done it since you been realsed? You: no You: Haven't had the chance You: NOT THAT I WOULD You: um You: and I wouldn't You: I promise Stranger: yes u wouldd. Stranger: i bett. You: mmmmmm You have disconnected.[/code] That was fun. Time to go get some more.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you may currently be chatting with a suspected sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: als? You: Oh shit they know! You: 18 m uk Stranger: sex? You: yes Tits please Stranger: big cock? You: yes Stranger: give me photo You: you first Stranger: okay Stranger: email You: [email]loldong@live.com[/email] Stranger: u must give me photo after me You: ok Stranger: wait You: I want some of you having an orgasm too You: ok You: have you sent them Stranger: wait You: have you sent them You: and some of your ass too Stranger: i sent it You: no orgasm? Stranger: yeh You: send me one of those Stranger: u You: But i have no materals to masterbait to Stranger: oh shit You: what? Stranger: giveme You: what? Stranger: photo You: here now You: [url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Hypospadias_erect_frontview.jpg[/url] You: do you like? Your conversational partner has disconnected. HOLY FUCK SHE SENT ME A PICTURE TO EMAIL ME TO GET IT