Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

I love screwing with people :D

Is some group pretending to be Chinese learning English on omegle.com through some school? i keep running into Chinese people.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: whts up Stranger: YAY Stranger: omg you're going to be my BFF You: Hi... You: Wanna meet up somewhere? Stranger: Omg DUH Stranger: where ya from? You: Australia You: ASL? Stranger: omg you're far!!! Stranger: 18 f toronto You: Your too old for me, sorry Stranger: omg Stranger: how old are you? You: <14 is all I go for You: Oh, Im 46 Stranger: Ohh cause you're a pedophile lmao Stranger: well w/e then You: Pedophile is such a harsh word Stranger: we can be friends!!! Stranger: Lol You: I prefer the term "Childsexual" Stranger: childsexual? Stranger: doesn't make sense You: Sex with Children You: Makes perfect sense to me Stranger: Lmao Stranger: well w/e old man Stranger: sorry i'm not your type Stranger: lmao You: Nigger Stranger: >.............................< Stranger: how did you know fuckfart You: 6th sense for niggers Stranger: lmfao Stranger: w/e Stranger: i'm probably the coolest one you'll ever meet Stranger: so deal with it You: Theres no such thing as a cool nigger Stranger: lmfao uhhhh yeah there is You: Do you have a younger sister by any chance? Stranger: if not then there is no such thing as a cool pedo Stranger: and no You: Cousin? Stranger: yeah? why You: I want some booty Stranger: ..... Stranger: i don't have a big ass lmao, i'm ethiopian fucker You: I didnt mean your booty, your younger cousins booty Stranger: and you're probably some gay loser, well she doesn't have a big one either lmao You: Doesnt matter, aslong as its young Stranger: lmao well guess what You: Young children make for good fucks? Stranger: lmao no Stranger: young kids, don't have asses You: Its not the ass, its the hole Stranger: unless they are fat Stranger: ........... Stranger: lmao..... ew Stranger: you're going to kill the kid You: So? Stranger: ...... You: Their struggling only makes my penis harder Stranger: OMG Stranger: ..... you're weird You: Your talking to a convicted sex offender, what the fuck did you expect? You: Fucking nigger Stranger: lmfao w/e Stranger: and you're an ass by the way You: I like ass You: WITH MAH COCK IN IT Stranger: no i mean you're a fag Stranger: ............ You: Any holes a goal Stranger: well if you hate "nigs" why are you speaking to one You: Beats me You have disconnected.

[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Im not horny i dont wish to share any personal info and im not a lesbian You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] *5 minutes later* Stranger: bleh fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: hi Stranger: hi You: so how ya doing? Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol that was short

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hey how are you doing? You: good You: JUST MASTURBATE TO SOME KIDDY PORN You: YEAHHHHH You: 2 INCH DICKS You: IN MY MOUTH You: FUCK YEAH You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just ran into a Facepuncher or a lurker after I got back from a game of Zombies. He didn't tell me who he was though. Then he vanished. [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: lawl Stranger: facepunch? Stranger: ya? You: Fuck Stranger: amirite? You: You ruined my fun Stranger: i did Stranger: but ill pretend that didnt happen Stranger: OMG SEX OFFENDER?! You: How'd you know? Stranger: how does omegle know Stranger: i JUST read that thread You: Who're you? Stranger: WILL NOT TELL Stranger: LOOK OVER THERE You: I'll tell if you tell. Stranger: *VANISH Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: i'm horny and i'm 12, interested? You: yep Stranger: cool You: female of male? Stranger: f You: naah, i only like littl boys, can u wear a dildo, but it haves to be a small one You: and do u alredy have tits? Stranger: nope Stranger: i have a body like a boy Stranger: or so my brother tells me You: does he do u? Stranger: sometimes :( Stranger: he shares, with my daddy You: lets do a orgie You: from? Stranger: this isn't twenty questions okay? Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: also, you better be old Stranger: you need to get some balls Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is almost as fun as the Prof. Oak thing.... [b]Almost.[/b]

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: hello You: 14/m/uk *awaits stranger to disconnect for not being a girl* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hehe

haha this is gold, "NOT YOU AGAIN"

[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that Reddit is full of nerds] Stranger: heey you wanna do chat on msn? asl? You: 9001/m/Facepunch[/code] I'm trying to bump into one of the people from reddit. Will be epic lulz

[quote] You: Hey Stranger: Hey there You: Oh, also... You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Really? You: Yeah... so Stranger: What have you done eh? You: FUCK You have disconnected. [/quote] [quote] Stranger: hi. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey there Stranger: are u naked ? Stranger: yes or no ? You: My god You have disconnected. [/quote] Yeah... You: My god Stranger: wanna help me arrive?! You: Well then! You: I shall indeed! Stranger: okay, then laddy! Stranger: bend over and lower those trousers for me will ya Stranger: undergarnments aswell You: But wait You: I am of the male gender! Stranger: D: Stranger: ...................too late. You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: <Arrives all over the place> You: <Even in his cup of tea> Stranger: *does a barrel roll* You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: Rule 1 & 2. You: Throwing that out there, while the time is right You: Wait You: But I kept faithful to the group! D:< Stranger: yes, you have.....however...... Stranger: You made it obvious. You: Dammit You: FP? Stranger: FP. Stranger: 4 teh lulz. You: Yes... You: The lulz :( Stranger: lul molester You: Yeah You: I'm gonna put this in the thread Stranger: D: Stranger: but...... You: ? Stranger: you wanna fags to see?! You: I what You: I'm gonna accidentally my balls over in the Stranger: Fine. Stranger: DO IT You: :) Stranger: wait...... You: Damn Stranger: cumdumpster?! You: Just added it! Stranger: -__- You: FFFF You: Have to add more Stranger: Poor Fred. Stranger: whas he dun?!

[code] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] What is wrong with people? [code] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [editline]02:40AM[/editline] Crap, meets this 'woman', she's the same age as me, seems very nice and likes computer games, but she had to go beacuse " the school bell went off, and she's in school and gotta go to class ".

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You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: so how old was she? You: she? You: who? Stranger: can you still taste the diapers? You: what are you talking about? Stranger: you baby raper You: I don't even rap You: why would I rap about babies? Stranger: rape\ You: oh. Stranger: child molester You: :D You: You a child? Stranger: no.. You: damn Stranger: exactly Stranger: too old for you (Some random story about my perversion) Stranger: so why you wouldn't tell me when I asked you yesterday Stranger: you flipped me shit about 'i don't wanna talk about it' Stranger: and disconnect Stranger: thtat's why i flipped you shit Stranger: to get a rise outta you Stranger: not everyone out there is a judgemental bastard.. y anno Stranger: but you judged me. You: true... You: I'm sorry for that. Stranger: when i asked you an honest question Apperently one of you from yesterday talked to this same guy! ROFLROFL! [editline]09:06PM[/editline] Oh, and if you ever meet a guy after saying that, say "honkeylips" because it's our code word. Then hold a convo with him. Its epic. [editline]09:10PM[/editline] New: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: i'm male You: :) Oh boy You: I'm hard. Stranger: you are f? You: yes. I'm a female, and I'm hard....

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hu You: hi Stranger: .. You: ?.. Stranger: hi You: hey You: asl? Stranger: u from? You: uk Stranger: Oh Stranger: i am from paris You: oh you're a frenchie You: fucking cowards You have disconnected.

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Stranger: who is this person ? You: I am Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC You: I would like to talk. You: Please, sit. Stranger: i am sitting already, Stranger: talk, please You: What made you come here? Stranger: hmm.. its counterintuitive ..i have lots of work to do. so i came here :) You: We have proof that you had an internet conversation with a 15-year-old girl. You: Saying: "ur so sxy i wnna cum inside u" You: Explain? Stranger: no, i said.. "You look so sexy, i want to come inside you " You: Yes, but shortened versions of these words used on the internet and chat conversations. You: What you meant is clear, sex with a 15-year-old girl. This is not OK. Stranger: i just said.. i wasnt intending to do it :) You: You know, we get a lot of people like you here saying so... You: *Camera team comes walking out* Stranger: what can i do about it.. You: You can enjoy a nice stick in your ass in jail. Telling 15 year old girls online that you want to have sex with them is just... wrong. You: *Cops comes in* Stranger: are you a girl and are u 15 years old :)? Stranger: u sound too sexy , i wanna cum inside u You: No, I am Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Stranger: pleased to meet ya You: Talking like that to a grown up man is not something you normally do in front of a camera crew. You: *The cops take you away* You: *Distant shouting* ROT IN JAIL FUCKER *Distant shouting* You have disconnected.[/quote] .

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! 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Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC We have Proof you sent a fifteen year old girl the following message: "oooh ur so hawt i want to cum insid of u" Stranger: you fucked up You: You again? Stranger: what Stranger: no Stranger: no You: Its ASCII ART... 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'\„-* . |:::::::/ . . . . *^-„„/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-'„„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ ……..|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . . . . /„__„-* . . . . . . .'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*-„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ …….'|;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . . „-*:::::::'\ . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ ……..|;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;| . /:::::::::::::'-„ . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ ……..'|;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'| ./::::::::::::::::'\ . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ ……...|;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'|/:::::::::::::::::::\ . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| ………'|;;;;;;;;*-„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'|:::::::: :::::::::::::\ ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; You: haha Stranger: notice i did not cut off his head You: you screwd up the sleeve Stranger: NO Stranger: look at the top of the head Stranger: compared to yours You: there is also a crack in his body Stranger: that date line shit is funny You: jess Stranger: i love there faces when they get caught You: yeah i fucki luv that show Stranger: its a goody You: Mostly because I'm the star :D You: Now why don't you take a seat over there Stranger: HAHA Stranger: i swear, i thought she was 18 You: Prove it You: is her cunt pretty? Stranger: me - " how old are you?" Stranger: her - "im 18" Stranger: sorta Stranger: not really You: nigger that is not on the chatlog You: Oops bad PR You: Dammit Stranger: go fuck yourself, yes it is You: now im gonna get cancelled Stranger: ha You: nigger fuck you Stranger: IL FUCK YOUR SHIT You: this is on fucking live Television Stranger: GOOD Stranger: FUCK JESUS You: There are FUCKING cops goingto your HOUSE You: FO INSULTING ME Stranger: did you trase my ip? You: JESS NIGGER Stranger: il fuck your nigger ass up Stranger: with my dick You: Now why don't you take a seat over there Stranger: im fine right here Stranger: OH FUCK IM FUCKED Stranger: *pulles out gun You: Yeah nigger Stranger: im done Stranger: *puts gun to head Stranger: BOOM You: haha You: EMT Plz You: he missed hahaha Stranger: fuck i missed Stranger: i shot my fucking cheak Stranger: fuck im a dumb ass You: damn son the recoil too powerful or what Stranger: i should have never fucked that 12 year old Stranger: yeah You: confession Stranger: WAIT NO Stranger: i meant 18* Stranger: miss typ Stranger: my finger sliped and hit the 2 You: Do NOT pass GO proceed imeditly to jail Stranger: FUCK YOU I WANT MY 200$ You: Nigger your in jail You: u gonna pay bail? Stranger: wait, i have my get out of jail card Stranger: YES Stranger: i win You: too bad it just expired Stranger: fuck Stranger: o well, i rolled doubles Stranger: so i win You: uh oh You: traffic ticket You: str8 2 jail Stranger: GOD, FUCK YOU Stranger: i quit You: hahaha Stranger: *puts gun to head Stranger: BOOM Stranger: FUCK You: failed again Stranger: i missed, again Stranger: fucking shot my foot You: you hit your fucking dick Stranger: how the fuck dose that happen Stranger: SHIT You: damn man ar eoyu ok Stranger: and my foot Stranger: im fine Stranger: just my cheach and dick hert, and my foot Stranger: hurt* You: proceed to hospital Stranger: dam, i need a beer first You: Do NOT pass Go Stranger: FUCK Stranger: i need that $200 You: u gonna pay yer billz Stranger: fuck i g2g You: damn man Stranger: it was nice Stranger: *puts gun to head Stranger: BOOM You: Stop nigger Stranger: YES IM DEAD Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tried doing the Chris Hansen thing. [quote] You: *Chris Hansen text/image* You: Why don't you take a seat Stranger: 何ですか You: ...over there You: Wait, what Stranger: oh Stranger: good Stranger: good You: What? You: I don't know what you're talking about mister Stranger: sorry You: Okay You have disconnected. [/quote] Got a confused asian person in return.

[QUOTE=TAU!;16682538]Tried doing the Chris Hansen thing. Got a confused asian person in return.[/QUOTE] Keep trying it, worked for me after a while.

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: …………………………………………„„-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-„„ …………………………………….„-^*''::::::::::„„„-~-„„~-*-„„-^*~~-„„ ………………………………..„-^*''::::„„„-::::„„-~~-„„::~-„„::::/::-:*^-„ …………………………….„-*':::::::::„-^*::-„„:::~-„„::-„:\:::::„„„:::::'\ ………………………….../::::::::„-~^^::::^~-„:*-„::\::|:„-*-„/„::::„„-::'\ …………………………../::::::::/::-~~-„„::-„::'\::|„„-*' . . . . *-„:„„„^:::| ………………………….|::::::::~~-„„____„„„-~^* . . . . . . . . *-„::::-„\:| ………………………….|:::::„-^*''¯ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'\::::^-„:-„\ ………………………….|::::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|::::~-„„:'| …………………………..\:::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \:::~-„„„:| ……………………………\::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\:::::::„-'„ …………………………….*-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . „„-~~~~-„„ . . .\:::/ /''\'\ ……………………………...-| . „„-~~~~-„ . . . . „-*„-^*''o¯¯'''''*' . \:/ / . | | ……………………………...'\| .*^^*'''¯o¯'''*-„ . . . ,''*^~~^*'' . . . | .\*-„ '| …………………………….....| . *^~~-~^*'' .| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .| ./-~./ ……………………………….\'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /' ………………………………...| . . . . . . .„- ' . . . .*^„ . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' .. …………………………………*-„ . . . . . \„-„„_„„-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........ ……………………………………\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| …………………………………….'\ . . . „„_„„-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / .\ ……………………………………...\ . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . \-„-„ ……………………………………….''-„ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .„-* . . . | . \''*-„„ ………………………………………….*-„ . . . . . . . . . . . . „„-^'' . . . . / . . '\;;;;*^-„„ …………………………………………....|*^-„„ . . . . . . .„„-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-„„_ ……………………………………….„„-^*'|\ . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .„-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-„„_ ………………………………..„„„-^*'';;;;;;;;| *-„ . . . . . . . . . . . „-*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^-„„ …………………………„„-^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;|\ . .*-„„ . . . . . . .„-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~-„„ ……………………„„-^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|.\ . . . *^~-„„„„-^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;¯'''*^- ……………..„„-^*'¯;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| .\ . . . „-*':::::::*-„ . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;''\ ……….„-^*''¯;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . \ . ./''\:::::::::::/'''*^-„ . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;'\ …….../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*-„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . '\„-* . |:::::::/ . . . . *^-„„/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-'„„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ ……..|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . . . . /„__„-* . . . . . . .'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*-„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ …….'|;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| . . „-*:::::::'\ . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ ……..|;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;; ;;;;;;| . /:::::::::::::'-„ . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\ ……..'|;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;; ;;;;; ;;;;;;;'| ./::::::::::::::::'\ . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ ……...|;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;; ;;;;; ;;;;;;;'|/:::::::::::::::::::\ . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| ………'|;;;;;;;;*-„;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'|::: ::::: :::::::::::::\ ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„-*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Why don't you have a seat over there? Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC We have Proof you sent a fifteen year old girl the following message: "oooh ur so hawt i want to cum insid of u" Stranger: wow ur weird lier You: No, we have hard evidence that you did infact do this You: It is not right to incinuate sexual relations with such a young girl Stranger: im a girl You: That doesn't get rid of the evidence Stranger: ok stop Stranger: im inasonte plz mr.jugje You: inasonte? Stranger: sorry bout spelling i dont use backspace Stranger: not gilty Stranger: inasont You: We have indisputable evidence Stranger: but im 2 years old plz mr You: Two years is not too young for jail in my books! Stranger: wtf ok u caught me You: Your trial is tomrrow You have disconnected.[/quote] .

You: hi Stranger: Long time no see You: ... dad? Stranger: Yes son You: but mommy says i can't see you anymore Stranger: Fine. Tell your sister i said hi. Goodbye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ouch [editline]03:26AM[/editline] You: hi Stranger: gay str8 or bi You: straight Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wait what.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: f or m You: f Stranger: m You: age? Stranger: u You: 20 Stranger: 21 Stranger: 15212 Stranger: 121 Stranger: jk Stranger: 21 You: k Stranger: m You: so you like shex? Stranger: yes Stranger: who wouldnt You: true that Stranger: send me pics of u naked You: k You: [url]www.on.nimp.org[/url] You: enjoy Stranger: brb ROFL its funny cuz ima jerk

[code]Stranger: I'm a Christian girl and would like to know if you're a Christian too? You: MUHAMMED JALALALALAALLALBAD AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] :smug:

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: no im not Ha ha

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello You: :0 Stranger: Hey! Stranger: YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN MY ASS I HEAR. You: FUCK YES! Stranger: OT Stranger: OT Stranger: OT Stranger: OT Stranger: OT You: OMG Stranger: YEEEEEEEEES Stranger: OT You: ohhhhhhhhhhh Stranger: YOU'RE FROM OT. Stranger: <3<# Stranger: <3 Stranger: <# Stranger: <3 You: OT? Stranger: FUCKING HEART. Stranger: <3 Stranger: OFF TOPIC You: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: whats going on :D You: Hello? Stranger: Hello You: ASL plz :D You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: v You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Lol

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This is hilarious. This is easily the best thing since that pedo chat thread a while back.