Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]\ Stranger: hihi You: hi Stranger: from You: usa You: asl Stranger: 16.F.CA You: oooh You: underage You: wanna send.. You: "pics" Stranger: ok You: you first Stranger: how You: oh fine, ill go first You: my name's brian You: heres my pic:http://ebaumnation.com/get//brian_peppers1.jpg You: hello You: ? Stranger: it's cool,right? You: yes Stranger: so... You: hmmm You: what size bra Stranger: E cup You: sry, flatchested in m opinion You have disconnected.[/code] [editline]12:54AM[/editline] [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! 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Stranger: how do you think of it You: I have one here "I want to shove my cock in you" You: why so intertested in underage girls? Stranger: hey you made a mistake Stranger: im a girl myself i dont have a cock Stranger: lol You: Let me see... You: Lies. You: in all your chats youve said your both a man and female Stranger: well believe it or not You: is this true Stranger: im a girl Stranger: no im always being myself Stranger: lol Stranger: im a girl You: Ok. you're free to go. The police are outside. You have disconnected.[/code] Stolen idea from above [editline]01:04AM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: If I wore a gold leotard thong, would you agree with it? You: ... You: YES! You: are you a male Stranger: f Stranger: are you 17 You: are you 12? You: i am You: im a 12 year old male You: with a large cock You: no stereotyping, biznitch Stranger: I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION You: mmhmmm Stranger: DO YOU AGREE THAT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MAGIC You: Do you know who this is? 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[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello Stranger: from? Stranger: male? You: 14/f/fl Stranger: from? You: florida You: so i have a nice tan Stranger: oh Stranger: r u virgin You: tight virgin ass Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :smug:

[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: whatsup sexy You: all 3 of my dicks Stranger: nice You: you're nice Stranger: i know You: fucking polite motherfucker You: oh hey wanna go rape children with me? Stranger: lol Stranger: obviously Stranger: where do we start Stranger: hoboken NJ You: i'm gay Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/code] and i thought he was polite :sigh:

Right from the other one. This is really long back actually good. Stranger: You are eating dinner at 7:00 at night when you hear an explosion. Stranger: Current Inventory: Wallet w/ credit cards and cash, cellphone, keys, pocketknife Stranger: What do you do? You: cut myself with the pockedknife to feel better You: pocketknife* Stranger: You pick up your pocketknife, and cut yourself. HP-10 You: do it again Stranger: You slice a vital artery. You pass out. Stranger: You awake in a dim room Stranger: There are intermetent beeps surrounding you Stranger: Regaining your vision, you look around. You are in a hospital bed. Stranger: Current inventory: Nothing Stranger: There are surgical instruments to your right You: call 716-444-4444 with the nearest phone Stranger: You stand up, and find a phone. You dial the number you have chosen. Payphone requests $0.25 to continue You: steal $.25 from the nearest person Stranger: You walk up behind a doctor, and put your hand into his pocket Stranger: Dice roll: 1-3 you succeed, 4-5 you fail but go unnoticed, 6 you are caught Stranger: Continue? You: kk roll Stranger: 3 Stranger: You sucessfully obtain the following from the doctor's pocket: Stranger: Crumpled up patient records, keycard, $20 bill and $0.30 in change You: go to payphone and call 716-444-4444 Stranger: You go to the payphone, insert 25 cents and dial. A drug dealer named Joe answers. You: no, the number is the law office of william matter Stranger: William Matter picks up, the drug dealer was his client who answered the phone for him. Stranger: Current Inv: Patient records, keycard, $20.05 Stranger: You hear an announcement over the hospital's speakers Stranger: "Missing Patient in general hospital ward" Stranger: They are talking about you. You: say "Rise and shine Mr. Matters, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until.... Well lets just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up Mr. Matter, wake up and smell the ashes. Stranger: You sing the song. People around you turn and look. You: it's not a song, its gmans speech Stranger: Suddenly, a man named Gordon Freeman springs out of nowhere Stranger: He takes you through a magical tunnel. Stranger: Everything goes black. You wake up. Turns out you have been sedated by a nurse from behind. You look around. Stranger: You are back in the hospital bed. Surgical instruments are to your right Stranger: Current Inventory: Nothing You: have sex with the nearesy nurse You: nearest Stranger: You walk up to the nurse in your room Stranger: Dice roll: 1 you succeed in seducing the vixen, 2-3 you fail but the nurse does not say anything, anything else she alerts security Stranger: Continue? You: yes Stranger: 4 Stranger: You grope the nurse. She screams. She runs out of the room, but not before pressing a blue button on the wall. A siren goes off, and within seconds a security guard runs into your room. You are beaten unconscious Stranger: You wake up in a jail cell. Stranger: Current Inventory: Paperclip you found on the ground You: when we have time to walk around and do stuff, go to the nearest computer Stranger: There is no time to walk around. You ask a guard where you are. You are in the Brown County Sheriff's Dept holding cells. Your bail is set at $200,000. Your trial is set for a week You: skip ahead a week Stranger: You skip ahead a week. You are now in a courtroom. Stranger: Have you hired a lawyer? You: no, but acrroding to law they will get me one Stranger: That is correct. You anxiously wait in the courtroom for your lawyer to arrive Stranger: Suddenly, a man with odd hair bursts into the room. His nametag says Phoenix Wright You: *waiting anixously* Stranger: He is your lawyer. You: "phoenix wright, i can't lose" i think Stranger: Indeed. He walks over to the defendant's table. Stranger: The trial begins. Stranger: The prosecution accuses you of sexual assult. Do you plead innocent or guilty? You: innocent, i was drugged up and she assulted me Stranger: Phoenix Wright screams OBJECTION, is removed by the bailiff for disorderly conduct. You have no lawyer. You: i won right? Stranger: The prosecution turns out to be too much. You are convicted...and sentenced to 15 years in prison You: damn Stranger: You are put in jail with a Turkish guy named Bubba. Stranger: He tells you to bend over. Stranger: Current Inventory: Nothing Stranger: You have a rubber prison-safe pen on the desk, some paper, and your shoelace-less shoes You: how well built is "budda"? Stranger: Very well built. He could probably rip your head off. You: well, sense there is nothing i can do, let him have is way You: skip ahead a week You: i dont wait to remember You: want Stranger: You skip ahead a week. You are now traumatized by twice-daily ass-rapings by Bubba. He has not raped you yet today. Stranger: Current inventory: Bag of weed, knife You: wait till i can go walk around Stranger: Bubba comes into the room Stranger: He tells you to bend over Stranger: Fortunately, the guards decide to let everone out. You dash out of the cell before bubba pulls out his pants Stranger: All of the inmates in your block are now in the athletic area You: go to the nearest computer Stranger: There are basketball hoops surrouding you Stranger: You get permission from a guard to visit the computer room Stranger: You are now infront of an ancient Windows 98 computer Stranger: The computer boots, but has no sound Stranger: Prison internet filters block out IM, email, and Facebook/Myspace Stranger: Current Inventory: Weed, knife. You: go to facepunch.com make a thread in gd called "hezzy sucks my cock" the text is "suck it now" Stranger: You make the thread. In an interesting twist of events, Bubba also enters the computer lab. He boots another computer, logins in to Facepunch.com as "Hezzy" and reads your thread. He becomes irritated. Stranger: Bubba looks at you. You: do i get banned? Stranger: Is Hezzy a mod? You: yes, the 2nd in command after garry Stranger: You get banned and ass-raped. You: what was the ban reason? Stranger: "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUN YOU LITTLE PUSSY CUNT" You: did anyone else post in it? Stranger: No, the thread was deleted You: locked, ddt or altogeher deleted? Stranger: altogether deleted Stranger: A siren goes off Stranger: A prisoner has escaped You: but hezzy never deletes ban-me's Stranger: There is a prison riot going on You: oh snap Stranger: The computers automatically shut down as do all of the other Televisions Stranger: You have a choice. You can either try to make a run for it like some of the other prisoners, or return to your cell as the woman on the loudspeaker is commanding you to do? You: return, i dont want to die or have more time Stranger: You return to the jailcell to find that there is a gaping hole there. The prison population has been escaping through that hole Stranger: Do you leave? You: no, there is a fense and armed guards, i would rather live You: fence Stranger: The guards locate the source of the breach, they find you and tackle you to the ground. One of them finds your knife and confiscates it. Your weed is crammed up your ass, and they do not find it. Stranger: You are tried and convicted of assisting in the escape of a felon Stranger: You are now in a maximum security jail cell in federal prison Stranger: Current inventory: nothing Stranger: You look around Stranger: There is a huge bolted metal door blocking the exit of your cell. Behind you is an iron bed. You have a sink and toilet. Stranger: Underneath the toilet are some scratches. They look odd. Do you look closer? You: yes Stranger: The scratches are actually writing from a former prisoner that was on death row who lived in this cell. There is a message that says "lockpicks under toilet bowl lid" You: while thinking about what to so, sit on the bed and start to jack off Stranger: you pleasure yourself for 10 minutes and then finished. you are still in your cell. You: how long am i in jail for? Stranger: life. You: anyway i can shortin it, like being good? Stranger: yes You: how long? Stranger: you can reduce your sentence to a mere 50 years You: how old am i? Stranger: 24 Stranger: Don't forget, there are lockpicks under the toilet bowl. Do you wish to use them? You: no, skip ahead 50 years Stranger: You are now old. You are let out of prison. Stranger: 50 years from now, there are flying cars. People are outfitted with microtechnology that lets them fly around all by themselves using only thought. Stranger: The government is offering these microchips free. Do you wish to get one implanted? You: yes Stranger: You get a cool microchip implanted. Stranger: Current inventory: Nothing Stranger: You walk out of the implantation center, and look around Stranger: There is a dark alley to your right, and to your left is a pizza shop Stranger: Right or left? You: left Stranger: You enter the pizza joint. There is one person at the cash register, and a few patrons You: ask where the nearest public libary is Stranger: In the future, there are no such things as libraries. People have the entire internet (or PeopleNet as it is called now) completely accessable to them at any time due to that microchip You: go to facepunch.com You: make an account Stranger: Facepunch.com does not exist in this modern era. Most of its staff are either dead or old like you are. You: make a thread called "fuck you hezzy im still alive" and say "hahahahaha bitch" You: garry can't die Stranger: You go to PeopleSearch and look up Garry. He is deAd. You: But but but... he can't die Stranger: He is dead. You: go to google.com Stranger: Google has been bought out by Walmart. It became Woogle in 2040. Woogle was bought out by PeopleNet. You go to PeopleNetSearch. You: go to that then Stranger: You pull up PeopleNetSearch You: type in "furry porn" Stranger: Furry porn is blocked by PeopleNetSearch. PeopleNet is alerted, and dispatched PeoplePolice to the pizza joint. You have 10 seconds to flee before they arive. Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 You: run away Stranger: You run away to the dark alley. In it, you find a dead body and a gun with 3 shots remaining You: take the gun Stranger: Gun added to inventory Stranger: The PeoplePolice arrive at the pizza place Stranger: They look around, then start searching the area Stranger: You hide behind a dumpster You: think about furry porn and get a huge errection Stranger: You think about furry porn and become aroused. The police are still searching You: wait longer and think about it more Stranger: You do so. Stranger: Suddenly, the police spot the dead body with their flashlight Stranger: 3 police officers walk down the alley Stranger: They are perfectly lined up for a triple headshot Stranger: Do you take the opportunity? You: yes Stranger: Dice roll: 1 is best 6 is worst Stranger: Continue? You: sure Stranger: 5 Stranger: You shoot the gun. 2 of the officers are killed instantly and collapse. The third is stuck but the bullet does not penetrate his skin due to most of its energy being lost when going through the other mens' heads Stranger: Regardless, officer #3 is knocked out Stranger: 2 shots remain in your gun Stranger: Sirens go off and you hear a helicopter in the distance Stranger: "PeoplePolice down in Sector 23F" Stranger: A loudspeaker goes off and that message is echoed out around the city Stranger: Hundreds of PeoplePolice will be converging at the scene, and PeopleSWAT have been dispatched You: a phone rings on the wall near by, answer it, it is sparks, i am pulled out of the matrix Stranger: Officer #3 recovers Stranger: Phone pulls you out of matrix Stranger: You are now in a spacecraft Stranger: You look around. Trinity is naked You: go make causal convertion with her Stranger: You approach Trinity. She turns into an Agent. Turns out you aren't out of the matrix just yet Stranger: The agent shoots Stranger: 10 seconds to dodge Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: 4 Stranger: 3 Stranger: 2 You: dodge Stranger: 1 Stranger: 0 Stranger: you dodged just in time Stranger: agent shoots again Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: 4 Stranger: 3 You: dodge Stranger: 2 Stranger: you dodge Stranger: agent chops you in the neck You: fire back Stranger: you fall Stranger: you fire back Stranger: agent dodged You: fire again Stranger: a wild pikachu appears! You: while backing up You: use a ultra ball!!! Stranger: you shoot at the agent, miss and kill the pikachu Stranger: you throw the ultra ball Stranger: SUCCESS! Wild Agent captured Stranger: Current Inventory: Gun w/ 2 shots. Ultra ball w/ agent You: awesome, put the ball on my waist, loot the pikachu Stranger: Ultra Ball added to inventory. Pikachu is not carrying anything You: put the dead pikachu in my inventory Stranger: you throw the dead pikachu over your back. its blood drips onto your shirt Stranger: dead pikachu added to inventory Stranger: suddenly, the person giving you this game realized you shot the gun twice already Stranger: Gun ammo -2 You: haha thought you missed it Stranger: Current Inventory: Gun w/ no shots, ultra ball w/ agent, dead pikachu You: go to the nearest town Stranger: you already in a town Stranger: PeopleBurg You: go to the nearest pokemon center Stranger: You visit the nearest pokemon center You: try and heal the pikachu Stranger: nurse joy looks at the pikachu and throws up Stranger: suddenly, nurse joy and all the pokemon turn into agents Stranger: they point their guns at you Stranger: they fire Stranger: 10 seconds to dodge Stranger: 10 Stranger: 9 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 7 You: dodge Stranger: 6 Stranger: 5 Stranger: you dodge You: roll on the floor and kick a table out and catch the phone on the table, i am transported again Stranger: you are transported for real this time Stranger: trinity is dead. Stranger: everyone is dead. Stranger: you are the only person alive Stranger: the aliens are attacking the ship Stranger: current inventory: wrench you picked up from the shelf You: move to the mean bridge Stranger: your path is blocked. you are still in the same room Stranger: you have to use the bathroom really badly. You: fine the nearest bathroom Stranger: you can't. aliens are attacking Stranger: you piss yourself Stranger: piss reduces your range of motion by 1 You: seen i am covered in piss the aleins dont want to attack me Stranger: the aliens are repelled to their ships Stranger: they shoot missles at you Stranger: you do not have your god-like matrix powers anymore Stranger: you die. You: no i dont You: i pick up the nearest phone You: just another fake world Stranger: no, you really are dead this time You: nuh uh You: i use the pikachu Stranger: the pikachu repels the missles You: told you Stranger: oh wait Stranger: the pikachu was only in the matrix Stranger: and in an alternate universe, some bored dude in Florida decides he's gonna sleep now Stranger: you die You: no You: i found one on the ship Stranger: hahaa You: noes!! Stranger: no, you're dead Stranger: :p You: i have a pikachu tho D: Stranger: alright, nice talking with you Stranger: lmao You: awwww Stranger: geez You: i think i'll go post this on facepunch, it was good Stranger: do it Stranger: :D You: i will Stranger: i'll look on the forums later i guess Stranger: what subforum You: :o but then you'll know who i am! Stranger: OSHI You: you said you were typing for that long and didn't say anything fffffffffffff Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: its only 12:36 why go to bed? Stranger: gotta wake up early You: awwwww Stranger: did you post on FP? You: do you have an fp account? You: not yet Stranger: no lol You: hmmm You: well why do you want to see it then? You: going to be the same Stranger: curious to see the responses You: but with, lol hezzy is buddda You: i doubt anyone will Stranger: i come from the reddit crowd Stranger: meh You: but sure You: let me get you the link Stranger: k You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=769799[/url] You: i will there Stranger: woo. Stranger: alright, later man You: savw it You: save Stranger: kk You: i use the pikachu Stranger: you're dead. Stranger: :p Stranger: bye. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lol hezzy is "budda"

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hmmm i'll try again.... [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: hi Stranger: so i herd u leik sex crimes You: fuck off You have disconnected.[/quote] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: tell me a story You: One upon i time there was a little lamb Stranger: awww You: he died from testicular cancer. You: The End Stranger: how come You: because thats how the story goes Stranger: but iwant one with a happpy ending Stranger: makeee me happpy You: Okay You: One upon i time there was a little lamb Stranger: awwww You: he died from testicular cancer. Stranger: =( You: But he got a blowjob so its okay You: The end Stranger: a little bit betterr You: One more go? Stranger: but i think u have it in ur heart to think of a much much better story You: One upon i time there was a little lamb Stranger: mhhhhmmm You: he survived testicular cancer. You: And grew up into a sheep Stranger: no blowjob? You: no Stranger: why You: because your mum was on holiday You: oh snap Stranger: what if he wants onee You: then he calls an escort servie and pays a steep fee Stranger: ooo Stranger: so hows lifeee You: good You: my school ball was last night Stranger: ooo how was that You: and we had an afterparty at my house You: and it was great Stranger: siccck Stranger: whod u go to the ball with? You: the wrong person Stranger: how come Stranger: u can tell me. Stranger: i wont tell anyone You: i should have gone with her friend You: because we ended up making out with my ball date sleeping beside us You: and now we might end up dating =] Stranger: hey buddddy You: yes? Stranger: oo sorry didnt see what u wrotee so i wrote that Stranger: my badd Stranger: and i guess thats goood You: it is Stranger: u going to ask her outt You: we kinda already decided that we would Stranger: ur ball date doesnt care? You: lol this girl was my best friends date Stranger: ooo neither of them care? You: wait wait wait You: we will go out and be bfgf You: my bestfriend went to the ball with her becuz theyre mates too You: bye

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: oh i'm so happy You: really You: whys that Stranger: it's not funny You: your face is funny Stranger: no Stranger: yours! You: oh snap yo, you showed me nigga You: nuttin' ta say huh w0rd! You: ya iz uh moron sho 'nuff! You: jive beeotch Jus' like Orenthawl James. You: ah hope ya die in uh fire all ye damn hood ratz.. Stranger: what You: what can't read? Ya' know what I'm sayin'? Stranger: you are crazy

Again. [code] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅌ씨발 Stranger: ㅡㅡ Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] A confused asian person. [code] Stranger: hey m or f? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender][Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] [code] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: horny male looking for a horny female You: Hello You: Wait You: What the fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] After a while, I got this... [code] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello You: How's it going? Stranger: hi lovely girl You: Are you You: by any chance You: Asian? Stranger: how u know that You: Okay, FUCK You have disconnected. [/code] [code] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: is ur nipple pierced You: Umm You: Okay, sure Stranger: so u gonna beast em now Stranger: me sorry Stranger: im ready u perv u Stranger: haa You have disconnected. [/code] [code] Stranger: i m a sex worker.i m 36B from korea You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: North or South Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] [code] Stranger: i love my prostate and my prostate loves me You: Me too You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Woah, what's that Stranger: its the cancer, lack of original content You: Fuck You: FP? Stranger: i dont even know what fp stands for Stranger: federal police? You: So, someone's done that "Sex Offender" thing to you before? You: No, I'm not Federal Police :l Stranger: you asked if i was from them You: Yes You: Well, not Federal Police Stranger: what does FP stand for then? You: Fuck Pencils You have disconnected. [/code] [code] You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey there Stranger: hello Stranger: asl? You: 9/f/az Stranger: yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. ------------------------------------------------------- Stranger: h2 You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected. Well, that was interesting.

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Wow, these are so creative: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey. Stranger: hey Stranger: u ok // You: Yep. You: How're you doin'? Stranger: not bad Stranger: whats ur name? You: Arthur, and yours? Stranger: like the king? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Oh and here's another chicks picture: [IMG]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v350/211/64/1360080229/n1360080229_30200534_6626.jpg[/IMG]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hi ur a rapeist Stranger: lol Stranger: haha Stranger: lose Stranger: loser* You: i am? You: fuck You: how did you know? Stranger: i read minds You: oh You: yeah You: i raped a 17 year old when i was 32 Stranger: awsome! did i help You: i think you were there You: here i got a pic from it Stranger: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... im a rapeist noooooooooooooooooooooo You: wait no i dont have it anymore You: yup Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: how are you You: Good You: You? Stranger: fine Stranger: so, what's the story, rape? Stranger: pedo? You: Pedo, granny rape and bondage sex on the street Stranger: you're hardcore You: I know ;) Stranger: so, whats feels better, littly kids or old ladys? Stranger: *little You: Kids, especially babies Stranger: damn nice You: Damn right Stranger: i bet you broke on some hospital and raped some newborns on the butthole! You: Well I did! You: You should've seen it! Stranger: I wish I did Stranger: but then I'd be all horny You: So... wanna fuck? Stranger: right now? You: Yeah ;) Stranger: I'm on jail now You: Awww You: For what? Stranger: mr pedobear paid me a visit, if you know what I mean :D You: Frog eating? You: OMFGBBQ Stranger: yea it was epic Stranger: I was like Stranger: making child porn Stranger: but then the police found out You: Woah Stranger: so I blamed my cat for putting kid porn on my PC Stranger: but the police didnt bite it :( I got on the news, tho! You: Nice! You: My dick is getting hard ;) Stranger: damn You: *fap* Stranger: you know what's gonna be the first thing I'll do when I get out of jail? You: No, please tell Stranger: I'll buttfuck my cat. then I'll meet you somewhere You: Woohoo! Stranger: and we'll buttfuck him...together You: I'd love that! Stranger: yea, bestiality is awesome You: Yea Stranger: did you come already? I just did You: Yeah I did! You: Friggin awesome! Stranger: high.five! You: *clap* Stranger: ok mate, I gotto go, I'm this guy's bitch and he want's to do me asap...I can't wait! :D Stranger: cya! You: Right, do that ;) Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: i am from 4chan Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: I am a 4channer Stranger: hi Stranger: erm whats that? You: [url]http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html[/url] Your conversational partner has disconnected. The power.

This is pretty funny. [code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hey there You: a/s/l? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]

Hahaha, this made my day. [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: tell me a secret :) You: hi there You: O.o You: well.. You: why dont you tell me a secret first? Stranger: okay Stranger: ermmm Stranger: i can't think of one You: well...ive done naughty things...to people when i was younger You: i still do it sometimes these days Stranger: how much younger? You: like...1 yearago Stranger: how old are you? You: 34 Stranger: and how old were the people? You: about 13 Stranger: so you're a pedo? You: in fact, I'm in this chat just trying to get your ip adress :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

I got tired of the sex offender thing because it wasn't going anywhere so I started the "acting like a faggot" approach and found a winner. [quote]Stranger: ola. You: are you a murry furry too? x3 *murrr* ^///^ Stranger: nopers. i'm a zoophiliac. >:} You: cool can you give me some advice on cleaning pig cum gel out of my rectum? Stranger: you'll need a spoon, some crisco, and some cherry faloured jello. Stranger: flavoured* You: I don't think that would end well You: I don't want to make a pie out of my anus Stranger: it should work. it's always works for me (^_^) Stranger: haha, well then.. Stranger: use a vacuum. You: I guess that works Stranger: i'm glad i could help will your dillema :] You: Thanks :-) You have disconnected.[/quote] Also, I have the knowledge from a very horrible SA article on beast forums, I don't get fucked by pigs lol. [quote]Stranger: hi there You: are you a murry furry too? x3 *murrr* ^///^ Stranger: what the fuck?? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[quote] Stranger: if your from brazil korea or china press disconnect NOW You: Y hallo thar You: What if I'm from madagascar? Stranger: do you have slanted eyes?? Stranger: broken english You: They look like keyholes[/quote] What.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: im only 14 but Id like to have webcamsex You: asl Stranger: 14 female usa Stranger: you?:P You: 68 male usa Stranger: coool Stranger: so youre old You: yes Stranger: and have alot of money You: yes Stranger: i like that in a man You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I went undercover and then tricked some girl to go to nimp [quote] You: :( You: do you have to go? Stranger: no im good You: oh k Stranger: u no this is like the longest iv ever talk to anyone on this You: haha lol Stranger: lol ya You: my friends made me get punk hair Stranger: see if i told my mom i was an thiest she would flip they r rly religious You: here's a pic Stranger: ok You: [url]www.punkhairlol_4.on.nimp.org[/url] You: do u like it? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Was a good 5 minutes until they disconnected.

tl;dr: I pretend to be a girl in Canada and chat with a /b/tard. You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: whats up You: hi! You: Nothing Stranger: from? You: Canada You: you? Stranger: nice You: ok`/ You: asl? Stranger: 8===========================================D Stranger: DICK BUTT Stranger: I HEARD YOU LEIK MUDKIPS Stranger: MR NIGGER Stranger: FAGGOT Stranger: FAGGOT You: Stupid 4chaners cant chat with girls... Stranger: FAGGOT Stranger: HAHAHAHA You: That's why you're still a virgin Stranger: if id know you were a girl i would have stopped Stranger: b/c i want HOTT INTERNET SEX!!!1 You: And I want real sex. Stranger: well if you aare really a girl Stranger: (which you prob arent) Stranger: then i would gladly Stranger: give it to you You: How old are you? Stranger: 19 Stranger: in US You: Cool Stranger: you? You: What me? You: I'm in Canada Stranger: age? You: 17 Stranger: so youre a 17 year old girl in canada? Stranger: hmmmm, how far from the us? Stranger: mr sex offender You: what? Stranger: HOW FAR FROM US ARE YOU? I would leik sex too plz Stranger: and mudkips You: what? You: I'm living in Hamilton, Ontario Stranger: ah, im in north carolina Stranger: so........ i guess no sexx Stranger: which is gaaaaaaaaay You: I'm coming to new york in 2 weeks Stranger: nice, WE SHOULD MEET AND HAVE SEX Stranger: then youd probb kidnap me and use me as a slave Stranger: and hold me for ransom You: what? Stranger: b/c thats all ppl online are Stranger: are sex offenders Stranger: and /b/tards!!!!!!1 Stranger: whats your name on fbook so i can see how hot you are Stranger: and possibly masterbate to your picture You: I dont have facebook Stranger: doubt it

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: hi You: how are you doing on this fine day Stranger: so so You: you know its only awkward if we let it be awkward Stranger: hehehe Stranger: hepp Stranger: yepp You: you ever had sex with a older man Stranger: where are you from? You: aus Stranger: nope You: :P Stranger: are you male/ Stranger: ? You: im pretty sure i am Stranger: horny?? You: got pix? Stranger: ok You: you gonna send link? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hello. You: How are you? You: Are you alone? You: Are you wearing anything? You: How do you smell? You: Are you single? You: Married? You: Divorced? You: I like divorced. You: I like married too. You: I like it when they smell like dead people too. Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bravo Silent, props for commitment! I also suggest placing 'child' between registered and sex, or use this: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered child sex offender. we will remind you periodically throughout this conversation for your safety]

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: hey You: what up? You: :) Stranger: not much. are u a guy or a girl? You: guy Stranger: cool Stranger: i'm a girl You: well f dat im gay You have disconnected.

[quote] Stranger: r u a horny female from ages 15 -17? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a well-endowed man][/quote] More to come... [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a well-endowed horse] Stranger: heya You: hey[/quote]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: I'm looking for a girl with msn and cam You: good because im looking for a guy with msn and cam Stranger: oh nice You: Jackpot Stranger: loooool You: ... Stranger: r u sexy? You: i dont know Stranger: so let me check it out Stranger: give me your msn :) You: my dog licks my cat. You: as in pussy You: .... You: mwahahahahaaaaa.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: horny? You: alien Your conversational partner has disconnected. XD Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: r u horny female ? You: no You: alien Your conversational partner has disconnected. There's a lot of them out there I guess?

[IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/ipzerb.jpg[/IMG] What the f It cut me off. :( [editline]07:27PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered child sex offender. We will remind you periodically throughout this conversation for your safety] You: Hello. :) Stranger: haha great Stranger: hi! Stranger: I am a child You: What? Stranger: "Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered child sex offender. We will remind you periodically throughout this conversation for your safety]" You: Omg.. You: They said they wouldn't show that anymore.. You: Don't believe it it's not true. Stranger: seriously was it not you who write it? You: No.. You: I use a computer monitored by the police. Stranger: that's sick, that they are allowed to do that Stranger: Only in america You: Yeah.. You: It does that on MSN too. :( You: All my family has to be reminded I'm a sex offender every single day.. You: It wasn't even my fault.. Stranger: that's horribly, totally wrong, all such things are illgal in Sweden You: I wish I was in Sweden then.. You: Could I molest boys there without being worried about the law? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered child sex offender. We will remind you periodically throughout this conversation for your safety] Stranger: so the police control your computer? You: Yes. Stranger: so is it untrue? You: What is untrue You: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with an alien.] Stranger: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with an registered sex offender.] Stranger: hi You: oh fuck Stranger: how are you Stranger: ?????? You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with an alien.] Stranger: are you feeling naughty You: no Stranger: why not Stranger: big boy Stranger: you are a boy right Stranger: yummy Stranger: I love young boys You: uhh You: im an alien Stranger: give me some You: can't you read Stranger: I want your small little penis Stranger: yummy You: no wonder you're a registered sex offender Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ahhahahahha... I was going to say something to the effect of he's not smart enough to read, no wonder he was caught..