Go to Omegle and say you are a sex offender, post convo - General

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: m 20 you You: hi You: m 41 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]Stranger: haay You: Hi [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender.] Stranger: youre a sex offender Stranger: ? You: Yes. Stranger: umm Stranger: weird You: How are you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Wow. Why are people so discriminatory against guys who wanna rape little kids? I mean really. :haw:

[quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender.] You: asl Stranger: male or female Stranger: if ur a hot female sex offender then ill fuck u You: im 42 m You: i like males though too Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] Lol what an idiot.

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello You: How old are you? :) Stranger: 14 You: m or f? Stranger: f You: ……………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;,,---,, ; ;’’-,……………………………..,,,---,, ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, You: Oh hai You: How're you little girl? Stranger: im not little. You: You're 14 :3 You: Pedobear likes :3 Stranger: creep. You: I got some candy in my van You: Want some? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :3:

Haha, I had a top laugh with this one. [quote]Stranger: horny gay' You: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender You: Damn got caught You: So hello Stranger: woah.. u gay You: Naw man You: I went for a 12 year old girl Stranger: ur age You: 46 Stranger: i am teenager... just want to have a look at ur dick You: Actually, this is the FBI at Quantico, you are under arrest for suspected predator engagement. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi Stranger: m or f You: m You: asl You: 41 m UK Stranger: 21 f usa You: schweet You: whats going down Stranger: im rlly horny You: well last time that happened to me i got in trouble You: ... Stranger: ohh thts okk u want to talk dirty You: want to hear my story? Stranger: sure buddy You: i placed a a little boy in a frying pan and then molested him You: this random site is part of my rehibilitation You: i have to quell my interests Stranger: ur making me horny

[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: go away Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] o.O? Was it something I said And another: [quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: 1 Stranger: ! Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: ?... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hello Stranger: from ? You: Wektehallupon, Niger You: u? Stranger: turkey Stranger: age ? You: oh, nice nice You: 23 Stranger: m or f ? You: F You: :3 You: I should tell you, I am a sex offender. I think Omegle informs you, but just saying. From when I was 19 :( You: But what I usually do in this kinda situation You: is to stick a bat up my ass, ride a pogo stick in the bathtub and watch the lunar moon landing over and over and over while eating a twix bar Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thought about popping the Sex Offender bit later on. [code] You: Hey Stranger: hey You: So You: How's it going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] Didn't work. [b]Edit:[/b] Got someone who's probably 10 years old... [code] You: Hi You: Before we actually start chatting, Omegle requires me, by law, to state that I am a Sex Offender. I am an average person like you, and this shouldn't affect the chat in any way. You: See any good movies this summer? Stranger: what does that mean sex offender? Stranger: and yes Stranger: transformers Stranger: and some toehrs You: Oh You: I saw Transformers too Stranger: did you like it You: Yeah, it was really cool Stranger: whats a sex offender does it mean you like to talk about it or now Stranger: not* You have disconnected. [/code]

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: high You: Hey! You: I stick twizzlers in my ass, wanna see how many I can teeth out? Stranger: cool! Stranger: sure You: lol You: By the way, I eat ice creme while watching dora You: is that ok, You: But, I forgot to tell you that I ride a pickle and drive a cabbage through the star fields Stranger: on acid? You: but then the talking carrot comes nad takes me away You: to a place called couch, that has millions of talking pennies You: p cool You: but then mr moon comes nad ruins our fun and shoots us with Raid X bug killer, but im not a bug so it dont hurt, just gives me a rash You: so to beat that I eat tuna and a jar of hummus and glide to a halt in the convertable kit kat bar You: Do you like pie? i love pie Stranger: how much nitrous oxide do you inhale daily You: daily in inhale about 20 or so cheerios, but thats before i sleep before work and dream about the little people Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi You: how are you Stranger: ... Stranger: I'm scared... :[ You: of what, i just want your penis Stranger: I'm a girl... You: even ... better Stranger: ... You: do you have any pets ? You: they can join us You: it will be fun Stranger: You're just a fuckin weirdo. Stranger: Go fuck your mom in the ass. Stranger: Bitch. You: thats not nice You: but the fucking your moms ass part sounds good Stranger: Eat shit, bitch. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi You: . Stranger: From You: europe Stranger: which country You: Nazi land Stranger: Germany You: no Stranger: which? You: Uranus You have disconnected.

[code]Connecting to server... You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: o hey there Stranger: m/f? You: both, honey Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Leave Stranger: now You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Sup You: So, asl? Stranger: 16 female location You: Me, 20/m/Texas You: We can get it on Stranger: dont like Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] This is a level beyond Epic. You can call it [B]EPIC II[/B]. [editline]09:14PM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender You: Hi You: what's up? Stranger: hey Stranger: nothing much You: Live in Texas? Stranger: yea Stranger: y? You: wanna hook up and bone? You: I don't care how old you are. :D You: I just wanna bone... Stranger: ur a registered sex offender You: ALL You: NIGHT You: LONG You: :D Stranger: ur a registered sex offender You: And? You: Don't let that get between us bayby... Stranger: ur disgusting Stranger: and plus im a guy Stranger: fucktard You: SWEET Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :lol:

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[quote]You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: whats up You: Hey Stranger: where you from You: USA Stranger: me too Stranger: what state You: Coolio You: Vermont Stranger: never met anyone from there Stranger: im in south carolina You: Thats sweet. Stranger: nah i hate it You: It hot down there? Stranger: hot and humid You: I went to virginia beach once, hot as shit, I love the cold, why i live vermont. You: Gets like 28 inches of snow... Stranger: im going to move out of this heat soon You: Where too, if you do not mind me asking? Stranger: washington state You: Long ass move. Stranger: good You: Well, this was fun, but I am going to troll people, adios.[/quote] LOl

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hi! Stranger: whats up You: nm u? Stranger: waitwhat the fuck You: what You: ? Stranger: ur a sex offender You: what? Stranger: what You: why the hell would u think that? Stranger: because look at the top You: what should i be looking at? Stranger: ur 1 line saya ur a sex offender You: that's not on my screen... You: wait Stranger: its on mine You: so it says i'm a sex offender? Stranger: ya You: wtf Stranger: boy or girl You: How the hell did they find out?!?! Stranger: it says [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: wait what You: WHAT THE HELL You: HOW ON EARTH COULD THEY HAVE FOUND THAT OUT?!/! Stranger: so u are 1 u sik freak Stranger: basterd You: THIS IS RIDICULOUS You: HOW WOULD THEY KNOW? Stranger: go rape a chick Stranger: ass hole You: OH SHUTUP i dont rape chicks Stranger: make me You: oh i'll do more than that You: i dont rape chicks, but i do rape boys :D Stranger: what u rapeguys too Stranger: omg You: and now that you've been chatting with me for long enough, my ip logger has worked its magic You: now all i have to do is match the IP adress to your location... Stranger: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I can't find anyone who understands the "Sex Offender" line. I'm either getting horny old asian guys, 10 year olds, or just random people from the outer reaches of the internet.

Stranger: hi You: hi You: a/s/l Stranger: male You: nice wanna meet up? Stranger: m or f? You: both Stranger: figured Stranger: ur botha guy and a girl? You: yeah, hemaphordite. It's pretty awesome. You never know till you try it out. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Another one: You: hi Stranger: m/f? You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected. More: You: hi Stranger: HI THERE You: whatsup Stranger: NOTHING Stranger: :< You: sweet, so are you a guy or a girl? Stranger: GUY You: oh really? You: me too Stranger: NOT, KIDDIN You: wanna meet up You: *LARGE PEDO BEAR* More: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: ……………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;,,---,, ; ;’’-,……………………………..,,,---,, ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, Stranger: again you? You: yes You: i've tracked your ip You: you are now in my ip logger. i know all information about you, expect black enterprise magazine on your doorstep about 3 weeks from now. Stranger: now way. You: i hope you like bestiality, and I hope you know this is no joke. You: well. im gonna go. there will be a letter. You have disconnected. More: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: chupa mais devagar sandrinha! You: hola, no me gusta n****rs! (I said the real thing in the speech box, but I don't want to get banned) Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello Stranger: hi ~ You: age? Stranger: 17 Stranger: and you? You: 17 also Stranger: really? You: m/f? You: yaya Stranger: what is m/f mean? You: male/female? Stranger: female You: Ok good! You: :3 Stranger: ha . You: watchooo wanna do Stranger: ? You: what do you want to do Stranger: I don't know You: lets do something amazing. You: where are you located Stranger: such as? You: usa? Stranger: no Stranger: taiwan You: GET OUT OFF MY LAWN Your conversational partner has disconnected. Didn't get to finish the quote :(

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: i have an erection =O You: that is awesome how big? Stranger: big enough for you You: wanna hook up? Stranger: kinda hard to do that via the internet ahaha Stranger: you're a girl? You: whatever you want me to be, baby Stranger: youre pretending arent you =O You: what, how could i? Stranger: you go "hey baby my pussys wet" Stranger: and have all the old creepers jerk it You: __________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ __________________________________ ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _____________________________ ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ ____________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ ________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_________ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________ _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░________ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____ ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_ Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: eww You: your face is eww Stranger: you are eww You: asl Stranger: 16 f usa Stranger: you You: 42m Stranger: are you gonna try to rape me (; Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: if u r a femal sex offender, i can take tht\ You: Nope, male. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey Stranger: 17 male california You: Be right there. You have disconnected. [editline]10:34PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: hey You: what's up Stranger: ..nothing. You: Yeah, pretty much the same Stranger: ehh. You: GUNNA RAPE YOU SON YOU BETTER RUN Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: howdy doody Stranger: wanna fuck?? Stranger: m/f You: yeah of course You: male. You: what about you? Stranger: f how old?? You: 17, you? Stranger: 14 where do u live?? You: florida. want to meet up? Stranger: do u have a myspace You: yeah You: [url]www.myspace.com/ifndureelgud[/url] Stranger: k hang on a minute You: wait, wrong url. that was old one You: [url]www.myspace.com/kidtrap91[/url] Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Hi Stranger: hello You: How are you Stranger: good and you You: fine Stranger: Ok You: asl? Stranger: 16 f Seattle Stranger: You? You: 43 m Seattle Stranger: oh Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hey You: dangit You: i was gonna do the same thing Stranger: fp for the win You: totally You: whats ur username Stranger: acetub, you? You: whitelynx Stranger: fucking old account got banned You: i had like 3 accounts banned Stranger: well, later n*****. You: cya best chat ever

You: hey Stranger: hey You: sup? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: oh god not that message again Stranger: I'm fuckin high Stranger: so high You: how high? Stranger: it's still coming up but Stranger: high enough that I can feel my brain You: can i skull fuck your brain? Stranger: no you cannot You: why? You: how old are you? Stranger: 19 You: NOT YOUNG ENOUGH You: BYE Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: Ho You: Hi* Stranger: haha hilarious You: You jerk off in one change room... Stranger: so youre a pedo eh? You: That depends You: asl? Stranger: what do you like? You: LG's Stranger: like the tvs? You: Yes they are fantastic quality Stranger: life's good Stranger: well have fun pedo You: Life is good Your conversational partner has disconnected. I somehow managed to make the other person the bad guy: You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: JCOOK69! You: Hi. Stranger: BITCH GO TO JAIL! You: I did my time You: It was harsh Stranger: you need more time! Stranger: what the fuck are you doing on omegle? You: You jerk off in one public pool change room... Gotta live with it forever. You: I'm talking to people. You: Is that a crime? Stranger: that makes you a sex offender? You: Yes. Stranger: are you serious? You: Dude I met this guy You: he took a leek at 2 AM behind a tree in a public park with no1 there You: but a cop saw You: and now he has to introduce himself as a sex offender Stranger: Wow. You: SO DONT JUDGE You: YOUR A HORABLE PERSON You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender] You: 67/m/usa You: you? Stranger: 18 f usa You: oooooh really ;) Stranger: yea You: yea? Stranger: :) Stranger: and i like the older men Stranger: :) You: you want me to FUCK YOU? Stranger: yea You: IN THE EAR? You: IN THE NOSE? You: WHERE Stranger: everywhere You: I ONLY HAVE ONE COCK You: PICK A FUCKING HOLE NOW Stranger: my ass You: EW I GOT POOP ON MY DICK

[QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: hurr Stranger: wats up You: dats up Stranger: touche Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] :buddy: