I don't know why, but when I make a fart noise with my mouth, my kitten freaks the fuck out. He just has this look on his face like "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS"
[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;45123699]occasionally, my cat goes to lsd mode and starts chasing after invisible creatures with his eyes totally black and ears swept back while emitting weird growls.[/QUOTE]
Congratulations! You've got a ghost in your house!
One of my dogs hugs me. No, I don't mean "aw, they're trying to hug my leg". I mean that whenever she's really happy that I've come home, if I lie down, she'll come up to me and press her neck up to mine for a little while.
Also, whenever I take her on a walk, she'll freak the fuck out. She'll tug on the leash and thrash about with it in her mouth, like she thinks we're playing tug of war or something. She'll walk along, of course, but she'll jump and whine until she can get the leash in her mouth, then go wild shaking it every few yards. I don't even need to actually attach it to her collar, she'll grab the end of the leash and follow me.
Then I had one dog that would yodel. It was trying to howl or bark or something, but it ended up sounding like yodeling.
And then there was the Yorkshire Terrier. She literally always had her tongue out, as if it was too long for her mouth or something. It was always dried up, too. She's probably the dumbest dog I've ever seen. Whenever it would rain, she would scratch wildly to go outside, then she would hide under a bush. There was one time where she got frozen to the steps because she was sleeping on them when it was snowing, her body heat melted the snow she was on, then it refroze as it got colder out. Oh, and one time when I was choking on something as a baby, when I eventually coughed it up, she sprinted towards it and ate it immediately.
Also, whenever my sister and I would have cereal as kids, we would give our bowls and leftover milk to the dog and another dog we had. They would drink from their bowls for a while, switch because they thought the other one had a better one, then keep switching. It's not like the other dog was small, either, he was a Bouvier.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45117763]My dog likes to lick my feet and she gets pissed and starts barking if I wear shoes around her.[/QUOTE]
I'm afraid your dog may visit DeviantArt.
We got this male American Stafford, and for whatever reason he just loves licking people. A lot. Especially me.
Mainly because I'm upstairs most of the time. Every time I go downstairs he just instantly runs over with this real happy smile on his face and he'll just lick my arms and legs like there's no tomorrow. And there's no way of stopping this beast.
The funniest part is that it seems like he keeps figuring out new ways to lick people, because after a while he'll end up being repetative. So you'll know when he's gonna try and lick you and when not. But every now and then he just ends up doing completely new things, catches you off-guard and throws in a few licks.
It's pretty funny to watch him go at it sometimes.
My cat will approach you, and when you try to pet her she'll try around and run away, then look at you again. You'll do this process 2-5 more times with her at which point she'll flop over (always on her right side) then roll back and forth until you start to pet her.
My cat once slid under a door.
My dog has crazy good vision and goes nuts whenever he sees an animal on TV. Sometimes while watching a movie he freaks out for no apparent reason, and I rewind, and surely enough there's an animal way off in the distance he somehow managed to notice.
my brother's cat needed tranqualizing at the vet
because she wouldn't stop purring for him to take her heart rate
My cat's name is Cleo. Her sister died a few years ago. Let me list some weird shit about this ancient feline:
-She has a broken meow. It's missing the first part. It often comes out as "OW" and "EOARW." On extremely rare occasions, she pulls off a perfect kitten meow despite being old and fat.
-She loves her belly rubbed.
-She enjoys being spun around on tile and wood floors. If she lays down, you can gently spin her around. It sounds silly, cruel almost, but she'll hop right back up and meow, and flop down if you stop. If she made even the slightest notion she didn't like it, we'd stop immediately.
-Her attention span with toys is measured in seconds.
-Certain doors are invisible barriers to her. She'll walk right up and meow loudly until you either pick her up across them or coax her for 15+ minutes.
-Other things I'm sure I'm forgetting.
She will not eat:
Steak, Beef, Lobster, Crab, Shrimp, Most Fish, Chicken, Turkey
She will eat:
Tuna, Bacon Bits, Birthday Cake Ice Cream.
My dog's a transformer and my cat's a gobot
One of my cats plays fetch and squeaks occasionally (really high pitched). Another of my cats steals things and hides them under my parent's bed, and my bird will charge and attack anyone who gets too close to his cage.
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My bird will also fuck his perch, talking dirty to it the whole time.
One of my cat likes to drag a blanket over to the front door and fuck it every night.
He's really committed to that blanket considering he's been de-ballsed.
My three guinea pigs are weird.
Pinky, named for her pink-red eyes, likes to climb on my shoulder.
Mr. Pigsby only likes being pet in a very specific way, or he whines about it. He also likes chewing on my hair. He pulls on it and one time he yanked out part of it. I once tried to train him to climb in my hand, but instead he just kept biting me until I gave him the carrot.
Crumbs likes to draw out his wheeking, and he wheeks so loud it can be heard throughout the house and can be heard through barking dogs.
My dog does this weird trick where he pretends I don't exist.
If you've got a glass of liquid, my dog will get near it and sniff it. He'll start drinking it if it's soda or water, but he's absolutely terrified of lemonade. With anything else, he'll just sniff it and walk away.
When he was a puppy, we had a hard time of getting him to eat his dog food. He was fine with it after we gave him a jr. burger from sonic.
another one of my cats has a really abnormal behavior when she plays with toys. she'll literally jump around like a rabbit and hop around the house like a 5 year old on acid. put a ice cube in a bowl of water, and she goes insane
I used to have a parrot who could speak English :c I miss him
My dog kinda understands English, but is pretty retarded. Once, when we were walking her on a mountain trail, there was a 300 foot drop into a river. She decided to sprint 10 feet ahead of us, and take a hard left into the drop. Hit every tree on the way down, then sprinted right back up. We were astonished she hadn't died.
Every time I scratch my dog's neck, he rolls over onto his back and tries to bite my hand. I have no idea why he does it but it's adorable.
We have three dogs, the male one jumps up onto one of the chairs around our dinner table whilst mum is cooking and gives her puppy-dog eyes over his shoulder until she gives him something. we also have a tiny shi-tsu(?) that has grown up around these two big dogs and is the toughest little thing around, our neighbor has one as well, which is scared of the little thing.
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[QUOTE=Binladen34;45124781]I used to have a parrot who could speak English :c I miss him
My dog kinda understands English, but is pretty retarded. Once, when we were walking her on a mountain trail, there was a 300 foot drop into a river. She decided to sprint 10 feet ahead of us, and take a hard left into the drop. Hit every tree on the way down, then sprinted right back up. We were astonished she hadn't died.[/QUOTE]
Hah. The male dog we have did something similar, me and my mum were taking him for a walk and he dissapeared all of a sudden. We called him and we hear a bark, we look up towards a cliff nearby and the dog [B]launches[/B] off the top of the cliff, like 20 meters up, me and my mum panic, and the thing lands it perfectly and just trots up to us like nothing happened.
My dog can put a blanket over her self and rolls into a cocoon.
My old rabbit made love with every ball he saw, My current rabbit attacks and destroys every ball she sees.
My cat always likes to play games when its time for him to get inside, he will walk towards the door when we open it for him, and when he is at the doorstep he is like "nah" and runs away. He does this a few times and then comes inside because he wants to eat. He also flips out at random moments and run upstairs out of nowhere.
Our dog tries to scratch the walls and timberings almost every night.
We've put socks on him.
As soon as my turtles hear me move in bed in the morning, they both swim to the corner of the tank and just keep ramming themselves into the sides to wake me up. It's annoying at times, but really cute because they're just hungry and know it's their breakfast time.
My cat follows me everywhere (even jumps on my desk :L) and once got a kill in counterstrike by headbutting the mouse.
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Way back i had two male Degus (is there even a plural for that? Degi? Deguseses?)
It's a kind of a mix between a chinchilla and a rat, whenever they got scared, they tried to fuck eachother.. No i am not kidding, they always did.
They also bit the cage, dragged the bars back and let go so it made a sound, it's like they were trying to play music or something, and it was always in the middle of the night.
Whenever my dog wants water, she'll sit by her bowl until somebody refills it.
When she wants FOOD is different, however, because she'll continuously bark until she gets it. It's not much helpful, but we taught her to paw at her bag when we ask her what she wants.
My dog will just fall over on you whenever you're in a place he can do it.
Like I'll be on my knees plugging something in or something and he'll come over and just fall sideways onto me.
We use to have this fat [B]Female[/B] chihuahua that would occasionally hump pillows.
My dog likes to roll on her back and put her paws in her mouth while she stares at the ceiling.
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