Powerful tornado in our back yard, destroyed my neighbors house, was less than 10 yards from our house approaching, and then I woke up for breakfast. Probably brought on by all the sounds of heavy wind outside yesterday
Dreamt going through my town on the bike, I heard this playing, and actually blaring through these horn speakers on the buildings:
[video=youtube;u84f2wdl6f4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u84f2wdl6f4[/video]
It was nighttime, all I saw were the same cars, and no one was driving them. I was just alone. The lights were never so yellow but it was so weird.
I dreamt a guy stabbed my family to death. When I went home he was waiting for me and chased me. He was naked and had mutilated his own genitals. I managed to get away but went to find a place to hang myself because of how devastated I was.
Shitty way to start the day.
I dream vividly every night and remember them all. I absolutely hate it.
[quote]In the computer room, mom asks me if I will help her smoke legal weed to help with stress, and I agree. I look at it and it's basically just broccoli. I feel weird about it, but then she actually begins to eat a fistful or so of the stuff. She immediately begins to trip and I am worried so I tell her to spit it out, then to spit it out straight on the floor.
I'd assumed Dad was out of the house but he and my sister were in the living room. I return to the computer room and Mom is naked on the floor masturbating. Gross![/quote]
[quote]Going to some event for the dorm lobby. On the way back, I have a plastic bowl with a white mouse in it. Every five seconds a new mouse appears, with some sexual thing done to it, a new stage of the previous mouse, usually covered in more semen. Eventually I have a lot of mice, and they begin to escape, so I try dumping it out the window of my Toyota (the right window, which is illogical). I only manage to get half or so, the rest are struggling on my lap, so I take a moment to correct my driving then continue to dump fistfuls of mice out of my window. I'm coming up to a red light stop when I see a police car in front of me turn rapidly to come my way. I panic.[/quote]
last night i dreamed i was chosen as part of an experiment to see how young students would cope with spending 2 months surviving in space with their families, and I squandered the entire 2 months up there getting fucked up on DXM and various other drugs and I barely remembered any of my time on the spacecraft and my mom was really disappointed in me.
i actually feel really depressed from this.
Some weird shit about time travel and heisting.
Imagine payday 2 but with time travel and you are doing it with a bunch of fifth graders, that was my dream. I think the time machine we used was an ATM which had been broken open to reveal a time portal inside.
My dreams are weird.
My twin brother was working with the Devil and decided to take over the world with his zombie army. One of his zombies forced me to eat a chocolate while my head was against the floor. He threatened that he would eat my brain if I didn't co-operate.
I don't have a twin brother.
I had a weird dream last night that involved me getting adware on my pc. Im sure it was some way related to me visiting my brother and seeing that his roommates installed a bunch of weirdo fire fox tool bars.
Me and some of the characters from South Park were going to hide in Wal-Mart and then come back out and just roam the store once it was closed.
So I was at an Icelandic restaurant getting drunk with Martin Scorsese, he told me he trusted me and that more people like me were needed in Hollywood. Then I was pitching him an idea for a movie that I called [I]The African Queen[/I] (Humphrey Bogart won an Oscar for that movie in 1951...) and he liked it, called it super-original. Then some cats started to approach and Marty (I was allowed to call him Marty in the dream) said they were spies coming to steal the idea, so we started throwing shit at them. Shit was full cat-horde, and in the end I was chewing glass and spewing at them.
i didn't like waking up from that :(
I put a blue frosted cake in the sink and I kept washing my hands over it. The parts that didn't touch the soap water I broke off and attempted to eat. There may have been other dishes in the sink as well.
just a long string of attending classes, failing to do things in them, and the teachers being really disappointed in me
This thread.
I feel I have to post this because this was the first bizarre dream I've had in a very long time.
I was walking across the green outside my house when I realised my hair was growing at an amazing speed, I could barely see where I was going because it was over my face.
I got worried that my pubes were doing the same thing because girls would find long pubes grotesque.
I whip out my dick in the middle of the green with people walking past.
It's enormous... and really vivid blue.
I have a fight with my hair trying to see this monstrosity or why it's turned blue but I'm losing.
In the end my I give up and basically become [URL="http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/files/2013/03/cousin-it.png"]Cousin It from the Addams Family[/URL]. My thought process was "I guess my dick's always been blue but I've never seen it in natural light"
I can't believe I actually remember this one.
But last night I was helping to make John F Kennedy become president of Mexico, while fighting off assassin ninjas that were living in a cave next to my house. The scenery was like that of fallout new Vegas.
I had a dream about Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) was walking down ASDA pushing a shopping trolley then a group of people appeared and all tapped him gently he suddenly fell to the floor having a fit by this point the group of people had disappeared, Jesse got back up said "Bastards" and continued pushing a trolley.
I had a lucid, nightmarish dream about weird apocalyptic shit. In the dream, I woke up, and there was a storm, with lightning, wind, rain and branches hitting my window. I heard some strange noise, and after that a plane crashed on my street, setting off some sort of nuke... somehow I escaped by yelling "HIT THE DECK" and then landing in slow motion like a badass behind my dresser. After that, my whole house was on fire. I was able to extinguish my cat, who's fluff was on fire a bit too, but everything else got destroyed.
For some reason after that, I was wandering alone in some place like a week later, getting chased by I don't know what. It was like some apartment tower place, with the storm still raging on around me. Next thing I know, I am getting my ass shot at by a machine gun, I reached for my rifle, but it had been destroyed in the fire earlier, so I was defenseless. I tried hiding in a room, but then I got pinned in the corner between a window and the wall. I could feel the bullets and shit flying by me, damn, that part was freaky. Next thing I know, someone yells cease fire, and it stopped. I figured maybe I should surrender, so I went outside. Some enemy soldiers and an evil looking officer were there. The officer walks up, talking about something, something, war... and then starts to aim his pistol at me... Then, I drew my dad's pistol at him, which was apparently hiding in my jacket, and shot him in the face quicker than he could react, and the next thing I know is all of the soldiers are charging at me and I woke up.
I need to stop playing video games before bed or something.
:pwn:
back and forth between hanging out at the beach, and the beachfront house of a non-existent relative. a lot of guests at said house. playing the videogames at that house involved being a physical part of the game world. in particular a group of girls kept fighting and trying to sabotage each other to become ruler/president/(god?) of this gameworld. there was this kinda cute but homely girl who was trying the hardest, but in the end she failed. I told her that it was okay, because she didn't have to be a goddess for me to think she was cute. she smiled and stuff, it was real sappy, but it didn't go any further than that. no disney kiss or anything.
i've had this dream follow me since childhood. It's a nightmare and it's not about a monster or a encroaching evil. It's about differences in size. I dont know why but that fucking dream terrifies me! A mouse next to a continent scares the shit out of me but only in the dream!
In the waking world i dont care at all but in that fucking dream where i stand next to whatever the fuck it is and the size of it scares me to the point of pure panic!
It's pure chaos to boot. There's so much happening at the same time that i cant even grasp it. But i can tell you about the things that i know for certain. Im underground and the ceiling looks like a collection of scrapmetal bolted together to form a dome. In the middle of the room theres a birthdayparty with various people and characters from TV shows and video games from when i was a kid.
I dont dare to approch (I dont know why) and all of a sudden a loud crash shakes the entire place. Like we've just been hit by a torpedo or something.
Then the size thing comes into it. It's not even making sense It's just huge things next to the tiniest of things.
The wierd part is that i've been having this dream for as long as i can remember. I remember having it when my parents were out and i fell asleep on the chouch. The babysitter thought i was insane when io woke up. I couldnt talk cause of the crying and pure unfiltered terror.
So thats the dream i had last night.
I woke up the other night and there were shadows across my bedroom wall and ceiling, they looked like people. It's weird because my room is completely pitch black and they were like silhouettes.
Pretty sure they were the dark ones from Metro 2033
Fucking dark ones
I dreamed Russia was invading
For some odd reason, I dreamed that India had undergone some sort of Cataclysm-style zombie apocalypse. My family were practically the only survivors in the whole street - there were only the Z's and mindless horrors from beyond the veil. We spent what seemed to be like two days in the dream before I woke up.
I had a pretty weird dream last night. I was at my old school and I couldn't stop goosestepping. A group of people saw me and just stared with their mouths agape. I tried to explain that I could not physically stop, but all that came out was "HEIL HITLER!". Eventually, a teacher stopped me and sternly told me what I'm doing is terrible. Again, I tried to explain that I couldn't stop, but all that happened was I did the Roman salute and said "Fuck off you untermenschen Jew!" before goosestepping away at a fast pace. I've not felt so horrified in a dream for quite some time.
that I was playing ARMA 3 with my friends, but there was no keyboard or controls just your body movement
Wait but then that's basically real life
man i wish my computer was fixed
I was having a nice dream about me and my friend who I like being together. Then I woke up. Now I'm sad. :pwn:
I had no dream. Nothing I can remember anyways.
I had a dream yesterday night where I went to a party and CJ from GTASA was there. Everyone at the party were real people, but CJ was his low-poly self. At the end of the party, which was when I arrived, CJ said, "A'ight girls, let's go." And he and his groupies left, with everyone else following.
I don't even know how to describe this
I was walking around town and went into a store
except the store was run by drug dealers, and the boss tried to fight me
I put him in a headlock, and when everybody there tried to stop me, I said "I'LL KILL HIM" so they backed off
Then I put him in a brown paper bag and threw some money in there and called the cops
but the cops were taking too long and everybody there just kinda wandered around and signed some papers, so I left and wandered town
Then I rode a bicycle across a bridge that went over a ravine, but the bridge was unfinished so I fell into the water below
Then I somehow got back up, and then I saw a bunch of cars try to go over the bridge and they all fell into the water and they exploded
I realized I need to get more speed if I want to make it across the bridge, so I try to get to the top of the hill behind the bridge to get speed. Then a coworker of mine arrives and then we team up and instead of using a bike we use a sled made out of bedsheets, and then we attach a bomb to the front of it. Also the bridge has turned into a giant golem. We speed up really fast and we ram the golem in the chest, and the bomb explodes, and the golem says "You have defeated me! You even knocked my arms off!" and then he helps us up to the other side somehow.
Then I wake up and eat breakfast.
I dreamed that someone pulled the skin on the top of my shoulders and stuck needles through them.
Was in pyjamas, I was sitting on the bench and I had my college backpack full of my stuff.
My wallet fell out and 2 teenagers nicked it and apparently I myself, was a toddler so I was crying and chasing them to get my stuff back.
I woke up with tears, but I didn't really cry.
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