Dream where I visited a lab, they had built an amazing new invention. It was a steam-powered car, where the steam engine had a bunch of electric clothes irons on the side which were producing the steam.
I saw Death.
I had a dream the other night that was laid out like a kind of documentary. It was just this weird British fella who played guitar outside of a diner and talked about his interpretation of life to the 'camera'.
Then I had another the same night about a Minecraft let's player, except eventually the commentary went silent as he dug down and he found like a silent cartographer type area, but spookier
I had just moved to a colony on a terraformed moon.
I had a dream that garry made a Phoenix Wright-esque game about facepunch forums.
Story goes something like its 20xx and facepunch has grown massive due to garrys mod 2. Every ban in facepunch was a permanent one to stop dumb posts once and for all. Users were begging for another chance to join in the forum. Garry found this so hilarious that he made show trials to entertain himself and anyone who came to watch them. They proved to be very popular, so he made a VR game so users could experience trials in their fullest. You play as a new mod in FP with a really dumb name I can't remember and you are trying to prove users innocent of their dumb posts by examining their posts and finding clues from the internet itself.
I had a dream where the library had a hentai section.
It had a 50-part series on splatoon and a short series on a giraffe officewoman.
I still kinda want to read the one about the giraffe.
Last night like most nights I dream about being rich. :/ Maybe one day it will really happen.
So I was doing my usual cashiering job at Wendy's, and this order I'm taking is really long and convoluted asking for dumb stuff like "no bun" and "lite salt". Then the Frosty machine goes off, which itself is usually noisy, except it kept getting louder to the point where my customer was drowned out by it. Shouting to ask her stuff was futile because she refused to speak up and also couldn't understand my loud voice.
Dreaming about work is not fun.
I dreamt I was exploring a beautiful alien planet with rainbow-colored seas and mysterious alien ruins. It was like No Man's Sky but good.
i dreamt that my roommate and his girlfriend broke up. i woke up this morning to learn they had broken up sometime during the night. I couldn't have heard it happening due to them living on the opposite side of the apartment from me
I just woke up from a dream where I met a girl, got married, had kids, the whole nine yards. We were happy together.
It was so mundane and sappy but I'll be damned if I wasn't happy in it. I woke up disappointed.
Oh all kinds of fucked up, saw a dream that my deceased friend was infact alive an hour every day before going back to decay.
Replayed memories of dead highschool girlfriend. Also some cute birds were involved for whatever reason. I've stopped trying to understand these things.
The night before I dreamt that I passed out at a party and woke up with only half my beard. In a panic I tried to shave the other half off but just ended up cutting my face open and things got kind of trippy and hallucinogenic from there.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;51628057]i dreamt that my roommate and his girlfriend broke up. i woke up this morning to learn they had broken up sometime during the night. I couldn't have heard it happening due to them living on the opposite side of the apartment from me[/QUOTE]
Can you dream about Half-Life 3 coming out please?
I had a really short dream about going to McDonalds and repeatedly getting my order wrong
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Holy fuck what the shit did I do last night to have a "dream" like this?
So started off playing a game about some distant future dystopian setting and was chasing some cyborg which looked more like a mix of general Grievous and an undead thing. At one point it turned out to be a demon with a mechanical body and super powers who suddenly suspended my body in the air while talking about some stupid prophecy or some bullshit. Wanted me to find 3 rings and 3 coins that were located at some ancient dig site with alien relics (sounds like some metroid teir shit).
Didn't know why I was needed to get those for him but was coerced into doing it anyway. Once I was done, it tried to possess my body saying those rings + a sacrifice would power a weapon to destroy the universe (wtf?). The Device was already powered and the demon fused some red orb thing into my left hand.
At this point I must have received some supernatural powers of my own from the artifacts, because I got so sick of his bullshit and resisted his possession by going into a blood rage. Once expelled from my body, I had also completely absorbed the demons power and interrogated him how to fucking exterminate his evil. After shooting the demons kneecap with hot plasma from a revolver, the thing apparently gave up on life and decided to fuse with me instead saying it was the only way to prevent the destruction (what the fuck kind of alien device runs on demonic sacrifices and fucking magic?).
The universe wasn't destroyed, but it was transformed into a fantasy realm full of fucking demons fighting soldiers from WWII, and the soldiers were using Kojima's undead summoning thing from the dead stranding trailer. Somehow I got transported immediately to some professor's home/lab who thankfully knew what the hell was going on. He went over a few things which were happening and we shot some targets in his backyard since the weaponry in that area was totally different.
Then it became nightfall suddenly and he rushed into the house and told me to get in before the demons spawn. Once inside he locked the gated doors and wrapped them in chains while looking for supplies. A high level demon which looked like a flying fucking queen xenomorph clawed its way through the gates. Apparently it was a vampire in monster form. Somehow I had also obtained equipment from fusing with the cyborg demon from earlier and was able to turn on my blood rage at will. The vampire ate shit in 20 seconds, but I couldn't turn off my berserker state and almost attacked the professor.
He said it was due to my equipment being possessed by a demon (the one which fused with me) and that I was not yet strong enough to be using it. So instead he gave me some starting equipment which looked ghetto as fuck (this is starting to feel [B]a lot[/B] like a tutorial level). I'm pretty sure my helmet was now a repurposed birdcage. :why:
So now I was basically sent on a one man crusade against filthy xenomorph scum. Down the road the entire pathway was guarded by giant wolves sitting and waiting to attack, so I tried to go around that shit. One of them noticed me so I had to charge straight through on horseback and cut the thing's leg so it wouldn't chase me. Eventually I end up arriving at an old abandoned church and of course ANOTHER fucking vampire is there waiting to ambush me.
So basically the thing swoops down, picks me up with the talons on its feet, then flies back up and throws me into the exposed loft high above the church's roof. This damned asshole keeps flying around not letting me hit it in melee range until it decides to attack. The only way to hit it was to counter as it flew towards me, except this time my sword didn't even penetrate it's skin because it's a high level demon vs my ghetto ass equipment which I have now. Fuck.
After swinging a few times and doing fuck all against the vampire's armored skin, I notice [I]the fucking Dragonslayer[/I] sword from Berserk laying in the corner of the room. Immediately ditched the ghetto sword and picked that BFS up without much trouble because why not? This vampire must have been a special variant because even the Dragonslayer couldn't cut through the damned thing, but it had enough mass to knock the vampire out with a swing to the head.
While incapacitated, the vampire reverted to its human form and had a buch of loot on it. After taking a few items the vampire woke up and immediately turned into its monster form, but I was able to rip a shield off of its arm before it decided to GTFO. Let's see... I got a helmet with healing powers, a belt holding shotgun rounds, but the shield somehow must have created or summoned with demonic rituals because it reverted into its base components which was made of a severed head with a bunch of animal parts like teeth and claws fused into the jawline.
After that things just got morbid because apparently the head was from a pregnant women who was used as a sacrifice to create that shield. How did I find that out? Her fucking soul came out of the base components and told me about it. That was a pleasant experience, so I told her soul to go to rest now since I'd personally hunt down the vampire and MURDER a the fuck out of it.
I must have ended up in the Berserk universe as a cyberpunk version of Gutts or something.
I had a dream my best friend killed himself. He had a gun for some reason and accidentally shot someone with it. In a panic he quickly processed what he just did, realized the major consequences of it, and then shot himself. I really felt his panic too. You know that feeling literally the second after you do something you regret and with all your might and strength you try to go back in time a few seconds to just stop what happened?
There was a computer virus that targeting people's social media accounts. It would make you spam the link to the virus in comment sections, but on your profile it would make randomly generated posts in-character as Mario. As in, Super Mario Super Show Mario.
Dream about having a tennis ball polishing machine and polishing tennis balls with it.
Another dream about fighting walking bats inside a dark stairwell.
I present to you, [B]the Rise of the Serpent People.[/B]
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All across the world, a viscous, orange substance was appearing, and people who ate it were turning into powerful Serpent People (think the Pillar Men from JJBA, except snakes). They were nigh-invincible, had no need for food, drink or shelter. They were utterly removed from mortal desires, free to think and act however they wanted. Truly, we were doomed.
But the Serpent People were super chill about it. They couldn't die, after all, so even if we dropped 100 nukes on them, they'd still be around. They'd just outlive anyone who wasn't a Serpent Person. And you didn't [B]have[/B] to join the Serpent Empire, hell, they [I]liked[/I] humans, but they wanted everyone to have the chance to be a Serpent Person. So they never lifted a finger in violence. Instead they wrote books, drew art, or built a computer on which to play games. No one worked in the Serpent Empire unless they wanted to.
Eventually, everyone was a Snake Person. Except me. For whatever reason it didn't strike me as all that much, I became some sort of revered person among the Snake People, earning their trust and living a wholesome life.
The End.
A fever dream about a society of Dream Readers. They could analyze and put someone into three categories of how the brain processes and creates dreams.
After being inspected by one, I went home and watched Clone High
I had a dream where everyone looked like Palpatine, Talked like him. It was certainly strange to see Palpatine in short-shorts...
I had a dream that I got an early copy of Kingdom Hearts 3 and was playing through Radiant Garden. For some reason, Sora already had the double-jump and glide abilities. At one point I screamed "DONALD DUCK'S A LITTLE BITCH" and flew out of bounds.
I was arrested for playing golf :(
A team of neuroscientists discovered a way of judging intelligence that was better than IQ tests and they tested it on every ethnic group and the results were that pretty much every ethnic/racial group in the world scored around the same except for the San bushmen people who scored 30 points higher than everyone else.
The best part was that it was colour-coded, everyone got a mediocre yellow except for the bushmen who got green.
Met Garry.
Better than the shining
I was drinking together with a giant moose that had a human face
I was locked in a room that was pitch black and saw glowing spiders dropping from the ceiling.
Dream about playing hide & seek at my grandmother's house.
Later in the night I was drifting to sleep when I felt a finger poke my leg 3 times in succession, tap tap tap. As realistic of a feeling as it can be and I instantly jumped up in my bed. Maybe it was a hypnagogic hallucination that happen right before entering a dream, or maybe it was a spooky ghost :tinfoil:
i had a dream where i was driving for my drunk friends at night. i deliberately ran a red light and got pulled over immediately. then i spent what seemed like an hour filling up forms or something while chit chatting with the cops in an utterly surreal environment that seemed to be an empty gas station. a few of my friends were there too. then after i had finished the paperwork the cop gave us a riddle of some sort. like a text cut to pieces and we had to put it back together. and it was like a huge stack of small papers with words on them. i woke up just because i couldnt be arsed to do that.
then a snippet of last night's dream where i was walking on some railroad tracks in a very industrial looking place, and there was this 10-ish year old little boy telling his grandpa how excited he was to go to an H.R. Giger exhibition and what a huge fan he was.
I was just walking after them trying to figure out why the fuck would a 10 year old be into Giger...
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