• What did you dream about last night?
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[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;51706959]I sometimes have dreams about this kitchen i used to work in, but everything is sort of exaggerated. Like there's mold a dirt and rotting food everywhere, and it's dark, and there are random fires. But then you go into the main restaurant and its really warm and welcoming. Don't work in catering, kids. It fucks you up.[/QUOTE] I had one last night, but it was a happy dream. I was taking a blood test at the hospital for some reason, and the dream "changed" into the school kitchen that I was studying my cook's degree at around 9 years ago. Lots of old friends were there, and my old teachers, and they told me I was in charge of cooking the dinner's main dish. I was confused since there was a feeling of unreality, a feeling that I wasn't supposed to be there, but not enough for it to become a lucid dream. I woke up soon after. It was a happy dream of meeting old friends and teachers.
I dreamt my boss killed someone and my closest collegues all knew about it and we were all witnesses to it, but instead of calling the police we just kind of awkwardly went about our usual work tasks the day after.
I robbed a house and shot the inhabitants. As I walked through the house I realized there was 1 more kid, and he picked up an uzi and shot and killed me.
I was in the third crusade. But in this one,everyone has a jetpack in their back and they are figting in the air
The wife of a friend was kidnapped by interdimensional dwarves, and we went to their dimension to search for her. After adventures in their weird world, we found her at a slaver's house and resqued her from the chains.
A man was trying to propose to his girlfriend by teaching a parrot to say "Will you marry me". He then wrapped the parrot in a pack of tin foil and gave it to her. When she opened the package, instead of proposing, the parrot just said "whore" I woke up laughing
Woke up normally,but everything is black and white like this [t]http://www.dailymars.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Afraid-of-Monsters-DC.jpg[/t] I explored my newfound areas. The dream ends when my mom knock at the door to wake me up
Had a dream where I was standing in a field of grains. I looked at the sky and woke up.
snip, depressing
I was playing basketball for some reason and when I missed a shot a bunch of dogs gathered around me and started crying I made dogs cry because I suck at basketball
I was with Jyn Erso from 'Rogue One' and we were being held captive, by what I assume were Imperial troops. We were being driven along, and then we made a daring escape, by simply jumping out of the vehicle when we were near my house. Apparently this really threw off our captors, as they did not pursue us further. Also, we made sure to grab a net made of crayons, because "you can colour multiple things at once with it." Then we hid on my deck trying not to get caught, which turned into cuddling. Then I woke up. I guess I have a new celebrity crush.
I have recurring bad dreams of somehow getting a trojan virus on my computer that have ads show up in every corner of the screen [IMG]http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~ina22/+355/+355-Readings10-Idiocracy.jpg[/IMG]
I had to go pick up some medication for something (I don't know/remember), and when I walk into the pharmacy I get this strange vibe from the place. Everyone in the room stared at me, unblinkingly with big smiles. As I wait for the prescription I hear footsteps creeping up from both sides. I grab the bag as soon as I can and book it. As I started leaving I was surrounded by a gang. The leader walks up to me, but without thinking I punched him in the jaw and knocked him out. The whole crowd starts laughing and move the unconscious guy from behind my car. I drove off, far away from the building.
Having a bloody vengeance on someone
I dreamed about getting slammed for poor attendance, then earning a super valuable pokemon card, then talking to aliens, and then woke up to discover it all had happened IRL.
this really cute short-haired girl kept sneaking around and dragging me places to fuck me while her boyfriend slept in the basement downstairs. i obliged her, but we then heard noise coming from the basement: her boyfriend had woken up and was coming to investigate. this frightened both of us, so i locked us in a pantry, which we then fucked in.
I vaguely remember hearing a very high pitched noise that was extremely painful, and it made me wail out in pain. Thankfully I didn't scream in my sleep.
I had a dream that KEEMSTAR's fame has gotten so low that he decided to change his channel "DramaAlert" to "VineAlert" and basically talked about Vines instead of news and Leafy left a comment supporting his trash content :v:
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;51769520]I had a dream that KEEMSTAR's fame has gotten so low that he decided to change his channel "DramaAlert" to "VineAlert" and basically talked about Vines instead of news and Leafy left a comment supporting his trash content :v:[/QUOTE] Donate yourself to science immediately I think you have the ability to predict the future.
I had to protect a baby while I traversed a post-apocalyptic city. There were Spiderman clones of various colors(though they didn't have Spiderman's powers, they just walked around) patrolling the city and I would sneak up behind them and snap their necks. I had to constantly switch between two pairs of shoes--one for jumping and one for sneaking.
Walking through snow storm
Lived in some kind of totalitarian state which had death games for the public. I was chosen as one of the competitors, but somehow in the dream I had already done everything before. Like a "previous life". So I knew exactly which opponents I would face and their weaknesses, so I just destroyed anyone that they sent at me.
i was in Ibiza with a beautiful girl and we were having the time of our lives. :smile:
That there was this SJW in the middle of a road in the middle of nowhere. My wife and I had to get past him but he wouldn't let us. I told him we have to go, we don't have time to listen to his ranting, etc. My wife was driving and he was trying to come in through the open driver side window saying he has the freedom of speech. He was grabbing my wife and trying to get the car keys. At this point I threatened him with a machete that I had in the car for some reason. but he wouldn't let up. So i put a cut on the left side of his neck with the machete. His eyes got HUGE, and I woke up... I think I need to stay away from political things for a while...
I visited a space program that was ran out of an old motel, met Elmo from Sesame street, and we flew in a rocket ship to Mars where we discovered a civilization of tiny Lego people...
That I was a moderator, and I banned Rusty for a shitpost in SH.
Me and my extended family were on a shite holiday when a colossal space cruiser came burning from the sky, it hit the ground and dispeared in a dust cloud but the front segment came of and started bouncing towards us and we started side stepping.
i was walking next to the river upstream from my house and there were a lot of places that people had sort of cleared out and set up chairs and shit. two girls i knew were following me along and commenting on shit. in one part, there was some sort of piping coming out of the river and into the ground
Dreamed Sensationalist Headlines got deleted and moved to a single thread in Fast Threads. It was pretty scary.
I completely missed a class so I just went down to a bookstore and bought stuff. Meanwhile there was a parade going on outside. I don't really remember why
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