• What did you dream about last night?
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Had a wicked wet dream I was feeling this cougar's leg. I could feel the magnitude of the blast in the dream, so I know what I'd wake up to.
i was fucking earl's wife from my name is earl until i realized she had a penis
For the past few weeks this exact same song has randomly appeared in my dreams. [video=youtube;rkIGxZe04SU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkIGxZe04SU[/video]
I had a shotgun. I didn't do anything with it, I just had one.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;52082070]I had a shotgun. I didn't do anything with it, I just had one.[/QUOTE] What a coincidence! I had a dream where I found a box of shotgun shells. We should totally meet up in the next dream, I'll be near Poseidon's infinity pool on that floating island in wet dream territory just west of the nightmare archipelago.
Sega was remastering Sonic The Fighters, but the models were a mix of new looking stuff and the original so it just looked bad.
i was in a decrepit but not quite abandoned theme park. i rode some of the rides around but got pretty bored when i noticed there was an area of the park that was closed off. i snuck my way into it, but it wasn't really a theme park so much as a warehouse or research facility campus. it seemed abandoned, but I still tried to keep out of the security cameras which still seemed on. i saw in the distance it continued onwards to an even more blocked off area, which i was able to get into as well. i was seen by a camera trying to get into it. the next place, there were people in white jumpsuits with tazers walking around. i pull a spoon out of my pocket and arm myself with it. when they get close to me, i smack them in the face once with the spoon and it knocks them out every time. i go around doing this for a while but they're finally able to get a taze in and i pass out. i wake up back in the original park, but pull out into map overview mode and pan over to look at the facility to find it is gone with the only trace it was there being some concrete fields and cut down trees. i beg the person playing the theme park managing game to put it back from negaspace because it was really fun to explore. he sighed, then replaced it, and i watched it get rebuilt like it was sim city 4. then i woke up
I was fighting with a burglar in my home. I swing my short sword downward,he blocked it,then i trying to stab him with screwdiver on left hand. He blocked it again,i counter it by using my elbow to hit his back while entangling my foot,tripping him down. When that burglar is in kneeling position,without remorse,i cut his head clean with my short sword. Everyone who saw the fight were terrified,seeing my remorseless face. Dream end when i walked to the downstairs,still showing no remorse at my action.
I played a weird looking claw machine then bought a new umbrella
I attended a speech that was being done by a small Japanese girl who went to school with me in 10th grade. She was doing well until she sneezed. My mother then mimicked her. For some reason, the girl found this incredibly funny and could not stop laughing. She then started panicking and apologizing to the crowd as she continued laughing and gasping for air. Then, at the end of the speech she sat down. Her father gave her a phrase, then she was supposed to repeat another phrase, which she forget mid-way through her sentence.
I was somehow back in the 90s, except this time I had ridiculous martial art skills and piloted a Harrier. I took part in an air show and landed in front of my family. Also beat up some robber with sick moves.
I had a dream about SiivaGunner changing his layout to blue/green colors and then he pretended to be a furry and had a female fox persona dancing around above his about page description. That was one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had.
I was using a bow and arrow to try and take down a monster. I woke up right as I shot the arrow. TBH if my dream reflected my real archery skills, I would have been doomed.
I dreamt I had a killing spree on rust. The whining in voice chat got louder and louder.
Kidnapped by the FBI
It was Christmas day and I gave my brother a muscular toy Pepe the frog but with blackface colours, he loved it but my dad was angry and lectured me about one of my black ancestors that I apparently had and how he helped end slavery in Canada.
I was actually being productive for once and did a bunch of player sprites for a shmup Woke up, realized I didn't do the thing, and then started doing the thing in case I actually decide to go ahead with it.
I saw Snoop Dogg, and waved to him through a glass wall. He just looked forward as if the moment was painfully awkward. Kind of a dick move on his part. Didn't even wave back.
i was riding in a car going through a suburban neighborhood when the driver told me to take the wheel, and then climbed into the backseat with everyone else. i somehow managed to get stuck when trying to swap seats so my legs couldn't reach the pedals, and the car kept on going at the speed the driver left it. i also couldn't steer since the wheel was jammed against my leg. i just began to panic while everyone in the back yelled at me as i barreled though some fences and mailboxes. eventually to driver told me about the brake paddle on the back of the wheel and i was kind of able to get it under control. i got us to where we were going, but i could tell everyone was leering at me when we walked around.
I lived among other humanoid looking people (very bland, very pale, almost no real detail) in this greenish brown field of huts, trees and grass and I had apparently done so for a very long time, since I remembered knowing my parents and having a love interest. There's an interlude of time where I don't remember anything, but out of nowhere I was suddenly running towards this square portal which had opened up in the air not long away from my parent's hut. The sky was slowly turning a hellish red, and the ground around me previously lush with flowers and plants dried up as I was running. There was a large group huddled around the portal, and some were waving and helping more people into it while others were pushing some away. The portal seemed to lead to a white cube now almost filled to the brim with these bland humanoids (I was one of them), and I was nearing the entrance, but was forcefully pushed back. One of them pointed to me, and then towards a group of others also denied entrance. Every single one of them had a.. fleshy-balloon thing attached to them, like a blister but much larger and much more .. harder to break? All of the flesh-balloons were attached to the skin of these people in different places, and all of the attached balloons were floating in midair (hinged by this flesh-tube) and contained a combination of a brown-red liquid, swirling maggots and unknown tissues. This is when I realized I had one of these flesh-balloons as well, coming out from behind my head (as I looked up). Then the portal closed in, without as much as a goodbye or a wave (my parents and the humanoid I fancied gone too). And as I looked around in defeat I saw our land was now dry, dusty and cracked dirt populated with what seemed to be birdnests but with fishpeople inside (I specifically remember them having the head of that fish from Nuclear Throne) - some young fishpeople where coming out of eggs. I turned around facing the rest of the group, who looked just as unnerved as I was, just as a fishperson ran and lunged towards me from my left with a knife. I had to struggle to not be pushed against the ground and presumably killed. This went on for a long moment in complete panic, and eventually I felt my knees snapping and I fell. Before this fish thing could end me, one of the others rushed forth and bashed a rock into its face, saving me. All I managed to do was give him a thumbs up (I wasn't lucid, but I remember choosing to do this), to which he replied with a sigh and another thumbs up. Then his expression quickly turned from relief to shock as he looking above me. Then I felt my head almost.. I don't know, explode with pain? Like, my eyes being crushed and my skull cracking in half from the back? And a liquid washing over me. I screamed. Then I woke up.
i was in an old spooky castle where ICP was filming a crossover commercial for Resident Evil 2. that dream ended. the next dream, i found myself in a crowded bathroom. there was one stall left, so i took it. the door's latch kind of sucked. a couple of girls came up and just pushed it open without knocking, surprised to see me shitting. i pushed the door back closed. they tried pushing it open again but this time i said "well if you really want to watch me shit so bad" and opened the door, which also surprised them [editline]25th April 2017[/editline] i also had a short dream i was a soldier in korea. I watched a north korean soldier get bayoneted in the gut. he died slowly and painfully, and i was horrified but couldn't look away
I remember my dog was running around my yard, and I remember thinking "wow her legs have really gotten better, last week she would barely want to walk" I woke up and remembered my dog has been dead for two months, we had to put her down because she had osteosarcoma in her legs, she couldn't walk. I miss you, Molly.
my dream was i made some yellow snow with your mother last night she was holding the pen [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick" - Blazyd))[/highlight]
I was trapped in a sitcom where I was an Asian guy with a giant head and a bass guitar. It would switch around to different scenes. One of which was a classroom where I was giving life advice to a fat kid as he was berated by some old lady. Another was a restaurant sort of place where I had to get my guitar back, also while trying to get with a waitress.
sex dream B)
Was in some sort of riot,and im the leader of the faction. I was in frontline,and because of that i got barraged with ton of rubber bullets by security forces. Turn out,those bullet doesn't faze me at all,those security clearly being afraid. I charged at them,only armed with a shield,prompting my follower to do same,while being barraged" After few hours,eventually we overpowered them with our sheer numbers. I still remember some word that being chanted by crowds. "Long live Lucifenia!" "All hail to our leader,Izunia!" (apparently,this is my last name in this dream) "We shall carve this into the history!" "Uraaa!" Dreams end when im about to gave them a speech about our victory.
i was part of some sort of resistance force, pretty sure it was against the combine. i had lost hope, was crying and yelling about how futile this all was and how we were all going to die. i asked people who had tried to stop me or "bring me to my senses" if they had actually seen footage of the 7 Hour War and if they actually knew what we were up against. most of them hadn't, so i guess that might have been what triggered it. i went around knocking over shit and throwing shit around like a child having a tantrum. nobody stopped me, they just watched. i calmed down, and went over to the food area, and ate some fried shrimp. then, we were attacked. i don't remember what happened, but a lot of people died. i teleported to a dirt road, with a few companions. i think this was a bit before that attack. we were walking down the road, bullshitting and i think we were carrying some sort of supplies. we eventually came to a closed gate, which hadn't been closed when we walked up this way. we saw smoke, and knew something was wrong. hopped the gate then ran to see the rebel base was burning with huge plumes of smoke. some of my friends wanted to run in there to save people, but i told them it was far too dangerous and we would likely end up dead with them. i said i knew someone who could help. my consciousnesss, or myself, then transported to a different area. i was near a house on the beach of a lake. there was a dog in a fenced area who was hooked up and barking at me. i knew i needed to talk with the person in the house, so i threw some pebbles at the window. hermione granger stuck her head out the window, asked what i was doing there and how i got there. i explained i needed her help. she threw her house key to me and i entered inside. apparently she had a magic urn given to her by her grandfather which had a twin. if someone died near one urn, their ashes would appear in the other, and you could perform a resurrection on them from that. one urn was kept with the rebels, the other was kept with her. we looked in the urn she had, but there was nothing in it. we panicked a little bit, but i asked her if she was given anything else by him when he died. she had been given a music box, which turned out to be a disguised urn. a little context menu popped up showing who all's ashes were in the urn. most were expected, but my ashes were also in there. that freaked me out, as i didn't know how i could be dead in there while also alive. the dream ends before i could figure it out
i was in this video game thing where we were basically the fantastic four but with different powers fighting an alien empire that worshiped "gravitons" apparantly i had had super powers that dealt with gravitons but the aliens didnt know what they actually looked like or anything then i was a ball that fought bacteria which was trying to take over a nuclear plant in what was basically lego nyc odd dream man
I dreamt I was walking home from work when I got a call from a lottery saying I won $1000. In-dream me was like "Oh, that's nice. Thanks.". And then I woke up. Most boring dream I've ever had.
I had a fucked up dream last night I was to be executed for killing someone by being burned alive. Most of the gas didn't lite so I went to who appeared to be one of the Admin people from my college to beg for forgiveness. She responded with "Well, they all want you dead and I do to". Woke up with fight or flight kicked in. Went back to sleep and ended up in a trailer telling some dark haired girl about the previous dream.
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