[quote]In a snarky mood, I'm with Mom at a hotel. We see a comb in an elevator, fastened to a wall. The fellow who coerced the hotel to affix the comb, for his own personal use, is there as well, and we comment on it. This somehow relates back to Breakfast of Champions. The two main characters had been there smoking marijuana together: this in turn relates back to a comic posted in Drugs Discussion.
Now I'm playing the beta for Half-Life 2. The antagonist charges capacitors at the bottom of the Citadel – now a physics object, as I can see the frame box – in order to fire a cannon at the bottom to destroy the world. I am commanded to pick up rocks and throw them at the Citadel to destroy it. I take notice of the progression of levels in the beta version, including a winter scene, and how it differs from the actual game.[/quote]
[quote]In dorm, note that roommate has new unassembled plastic furniture in the room, which is dwarfed by my massive bed, overshadowing both sides of the room. I decide to contact him about rearrangement. In a public area, playing with suitemate. At some point, I step over someone's legs extended over a throughway. At some point, I hold a metal or plastic piece in my wet hands, and move a guy's pizza to put it in its place, feeling bad that I might have damaged his pizza.[/quote]
[quote]Nuclear warheads dancing?[/quote]
Not what I dream about last night but what I dreamt while I was a youngling.
I had a big walk-in closet in my room when I was little and I'd always have the scariest dreams about it. Monsters would come running out of it to get me, and I'd bolt out of my bed out into the living area where my parents would still be awake and watching TV. I'd jump in front of them, frantically trying to get their attention for them to save me, to no avail. The monsters would catch and drag me into the closet which was some horrifying amusement park made of saws and blades and all other nasty things sharp. My dream would always end with me on a roller-coaster that led directly into a buzzsaw.
Yeah. Was pretty fucked up.
So, I'm like, a police detective dude of some sort (dream wasn't clear on this), and I'm investigating this inn that's been smashed up by a gang of six kids. I do some L.A Noire work, and it turns out, I have a twin brother; bad news is, at birth he was taken by hyper-advanced aliens and turned into a sentient star a couple of galaxies away from Earth.
My brother was pretty pissed about the whole being-a-star thing considering it robbed him of his human life, and thus he's decided to come over to Earth and nuke it into a (non-living) star, killing everyone, with the exception of the six kids, who made a pact with him to be granted a wish and spared in return for doing some stuff for him on Earth (I'm really not sure what going full chav-mode on the inn had to do with it, but my brother [i]was[/i] pretty nuts).
I tell the government, and they send a massive fleet of space warships (Yeah, inns and spaceships, I don't have any idea what was going on with the timeline, but hey, it's a dream.) led by a big-dick Space General man with a cockney accent to go and blow up my brother the evil sun before he comes to roast us. But when they get near him, he manifests a whole bunch of massive glowing metal-magma hands and starts literally ripping the fleet to bits.
I decide now is the time to inexplicably shoot a massive beam from my body on Earth all the way to my brother, linking our minds together. I try to tell him to stop being a dickhead, but he doesn't listen and starts trying to possess me, beginning to turn me into some sort of humanoid supernova. But up in space, the last surviving vessel, the Cockney Space Admiral Man's flagship, sees the glowing beam going into the sun, realizes it's a weakpoint somehow, and fires every torpedo he has into it, before crashing into the sun. The evil-brother-sun explodes and dies before he can possess me, but the Earth has already been roasted.
The dream ends with me standing on top of the ocean of boiling lava the Earth has become, looking down at my body, which is now kind of rocky and glowing white-hot all over. I turn and see the six kids looking back at me (One of whom, incidentally, wished to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and apparently his wish got granted. There was also a girl who got witch powers). We all kind of share in the realization that not only are we the last seven people left on the planet, but the nutty god-like aliens who started this whole thing are still out there, then I wake up.
What the fuck are you dreaming?
I dreamt I was flying an F-14. It was coo
I can't remember the full details but I think I drempt about a Fallout 3/NV-esque game with some sort of 'booty measure' that stated the gyrations of your characters hips, or something. Maybe it was Phall.N.Out 3 or something. I don't think you could twerk feral ghouls to death though.
dreamed I was Franklin from GTA V and I had to find some squirrel gnome in the forest in order to break some curse that had me endlessly tripping fucking balls, but during my efforts to do so I accidentally killed the squirrel gnome and was stuck tripping balls forever (or at least until I woke up)
I dreamt that I was being attacked by a swarm of wasps and they got in my clothes and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Someone important to me joined a cult. I tried to convince them to leave but they wouldn't listen. They found someone within the cult to basically replace me. Eventually I got a video tape in the mail describing how the cult was going to "ascend" by having members commit suicide together. I tried again to convince them to leave over the phone, making sure to clarify that it was because I cared about them and not for any religious reasons. They hung up on me and then I woke up.
I watched a documentary about Heaven's Gate right before going to bed so I guess I asked for it.
I dreamed that my 2 brothers were killed by 2 lady assassins. They were coming for me next so i bought a gun. Next thing I know, I'm in some sort of hotel and the 2 assassins introduced themselves to me as business people, and they said "We have a job offer for you, please come with us for a second." I just went along with them. They led me into a room, and one of them sat down on a chair. That's when I took the gun from my jacket, pointed it at her, and pulled the trigger. A bullet just kind of flopped out of the barrel and bounced off the floor. They were looking at me as if saying "what the fuck was that..". Then I said "Wow, this gun really sucks, huh!"
Then I woke up.
I had a dream last night where I was walking down to the swimming pool for a 'dip' and as I'm walking down I feel that I had stepped on something, I look down and see that there was about 50 things sticking out of my foot that looked like porcupine needles so I said "Fuck I can't go swimming with these in my foot" I bent over and started pulling them out.
After getting the last one out I look down my foot covered in blood with holes through it and say "fuck I can't go to the pool like this" and walked home.
oh and the porcupine needles where the size of fucking jumbo sausages or something massive.
dreamed i got lost wandering with my mom in Las Vegas and somehow ended up in Pakistan. Walking around there was scary because i kept thinking shit was going to explode. but then we found this smoke/vape shop that had some incredible things. there was this complex glass and mechanical instrument that was bubbling with different coloured liquids and had a mouthpiece, and my mom and I sat there for a good while taking puffs from it and it produced some of the most flavourful, thick billowing and voluminous clouds of steamy vapour I've ever seen.
Oh crap... I've had some really fucking strange dreams...
I once dreamt that we lived at the foot of an active volcano,
I dreamt that my little sis fell down the stairs in our house and died once...
I remember a dream where I dreamt I got punched in the face by my mum, when I woke up I found out I had headbutted the wall next to my bed and had a massive nosebleed.
I also have had several recurring dreams that I can't even describe.
I sometimes have these dreams that, while different in subject matter, all follow the same theme: I'm playing a videogame that I usually own, but it's [I]way fucking cooler[/I] (in some ways) than it is now.
Like, a couple of weeks ago, I dreamed I was playing Elder Scrolls Online, except it was actually really fucking sick; like, the combat was character-action tier, and I was going across these awesome hi-def landscapes with a bunch of players I met on a randomly-generated quest that was actually really good.
Couple of days ago, I dreamed I was playing that unappealing-looking next-gen Infamous game, but the melee combat was super-sweet, it was kind of half-cutscene half-live - fights were sorta pre-rendered animations, but you could intervene at any time with a light/heavy attack or block, and if it worked the combat went free-flow for a bit and then the fight scene updated itself to fit, like if you saw the enemy recoil you could throw a punch and it would let you beat on him, and there were a [I]lot[/I] of possible combinations.
About a day ago, I then dreamed about Mass Effect, which was actually kinda the same except Legion got a full-auto homing incendiary grenade launcher when you did his loyalty mission. The dream then swapped to Planetside 2, which was also kinda similar, but every soldier had four primaries and they were all super-nutty doom/quake style weapons like massive chainguns and anti-aircraft guns and shit.
I hit the auto-squad button, and me and a bunch of randoms were all spawned into a NPC dropship that instantly put us by a big-ass tower, with all of us spamming voice commands as we dropped. The five of us got out as it landed, and we all just went fucking nuts with the weapons as an enemy aircraft a bit like a stretched-out helicopter covered in huge machineguns started to strafe us.
I was nuking shit with that incendiary homing machine-grenade launcher, then I pulled out a minigun that fired fast enough that it looked like it was firing a beam of solid white light and a couple of Vanu in front of me got atomized. The helicopter was still annoying us, so as it flew by us I hit 3 and took out an anti-air missile launcher that shot what looked like cruise missiles and apparently never ran out of ammo. But the gunship dodged them, then started dropping off more Vanu. I decide the time has come to switch weapons, and this bloody [I]wall[/I] of icons pops up in front of me. The menu's transparent, so I can see the Vanu squad running towards me as I do so. I just pick one at random fast as I can, and it's [I]"Dual wrist-mounted katana launchers"[/I]. Fuck it, fine, dual wrist katanas it is. I select it (there are like a billion skins for them, big-ass combat knives, european swords, serrated swords, cheese knives) and just start launching a barrage of swords at the enemy.
At this point the helicopter decides to sit down next to our squad and shoot us for some reason. We're on top of a small plateau, so me and the last surviving squad member look at each other for a second, then we each grab the helicopter on other side of the gun mounts and start running forwards, slowly pushing the helicopter to the edge of the mountain. Turns out grabbing it by the gun mounts was a bad idea as I'm getting shot in the face repeatedly, the gunner swearing loudly at me from inside the helicopter as his machinegun swivels to find me. So as the helicopter begins to topple off the cliff, I stick some c4 on the side, then jump off after it, also yelling and swearing, hitting the detonator and blowing us both up in midair.
All of these dreams end with me waking up, being all "Man, I can't wait to play (game) today!" for about a second, then "Oh. Oh wait. That's not real." Which is pretty annoying.
Also, that was way more text than I intended.
I dreamt that someone in my house hired a Prostitute. We found her on the landing and rolled her into the bathroom until she woke up. Everyone vehmently denied hiring a Prostitute but we had to resolve it quickly because our girlfriends would wake up shortly.
a very vivd series
the first one was quite profound and depressing. about a girl who was suicidally depressed, and she came up with the idea that gutting herself with a knife would allow her to "fix herself" by rearranging things inside of her until she could make them right.
next I was Trevor from GTA V and I was stalking my normal self at some school, and I could switch between myself and Trevor much like switching characters in GTA V. It was especially odd because as Trevor I would happily beat the crap out of myself, but then as myself I would go to lengths to avoid Trevor who still wanted to beat the crap out of me. At some point Trevor went to hell and I could still control him. The Super Mario characters were trying to stop some sort of incursion of hell into the real world, not knowing that Trevor, under my control, had made Satan his bitch.
Last one I remember was playing some Elder Scrolls game as some Level 1 character wearing rags with nothing but a shitty iron dagger and an ice spike spell to defend myself. I tried sneaking my way to a town or something, only to end up drawing the attention of a flame atronach. I tried shooting an ice spike at it once it noticed me, only for it to do a tiny sliver of damage. I instead started running for my life, which in true Elder Scrolls fashion resulted in me drawing the attention of like 6 different powerful enemies that all started pursuing me relentlessly even though their faction status should have had them be attacking each other. The one who followed me the closest was some altmer asshole in mythic dawn robes who kept shooting fireballs. In my attempts to escape, I learned that apparently I had incredible acrobatic skill as I could handspring off the ground to some serious heights and swing between tree branches like a monkey. Unfortunately this made me a little too confident, and I made the mistake of stopping to hang from a branch for just a brief moment, and that was enough time for the altmer asshole to nick my foot with a fireball. Because of how the health and level scaling shit worked, this killed me instantly. I seem to have simply frozen in place and fell, no ragdoll or even a death animation, and woke up right as I was about to touch the ground.
I had a nightmare where I watched a very confused Norman Reedus in a yellow jumpsuit getting raped by an Irish bobby. I shit you not, I woke up sweating pretty much going "fuck sleeping. never again."
I had a dream that I had a long day then I finally got home and woke up and had to live that day outside the dream.
I had a dream where a man was stood at the bottom of the inside of a clock-tower and then a person who was cut into many pieces fell on him.
idk
I still haven't had any dreams lately.
It was another lucid dream, but I can't really remember much. All I know, is some ghosts were chasing me in my neighborhood, and I was trying to fly away really fast. Then, I ended up in some village place because I was too tired to fly anymore. I was stealing some monk guy's stuff, and he got mad, which ended up in some huge gunfight. Then my dream switched, and I was in some field place. For some reason my friend was being a hoe again, too. Something about him banging some girl in a wheelchair for money. :v:
I had dreams when I was younger. I remember this one I had at some time, I kept running down the street flapping my arms trying to fly away. I got high, but I could never leave the street.
[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;44453708]I had dreams when I was younger. I remember this one I had at some time, I kept running down the street flapping my arms trying to fly away. I got high, but I could never leave the street.[/QUOTE]
You don't dream anymore?
[QUOTE=matt000024;44453788]You don't dream anymore?[/QUOTE]
If I do, I sure don't remember any.
dreamed I ran into my ex at some rainforest theme park and it was really awkward. then i kept seeing her in various places around the city as i was going around committing crimes.
[quote]Dorm crew watches a movie. A woman applies for something, school or job, at some time in the past. She is told her clothes are too much and forcibly unclothed in front of everyone. A closeup of her pink vulva and anus. Supposed to feel pity.
The movie ends and I begin to cry because the rock song they used (familiar song, made-up lyrics about “momma”) was so great. Suitemate comes over and tells me to calm down. I explain it's the song. He hums the song to confirm.[/quote]
Had a dream I went to the backlot behind my old elementary school (Now abandoned, and no longer being used as a school), and found shelves full of floppy disks, including an original copy of Doom. There was also a gamecube randomly thrown in there. I was excited, because I collect that kind of shit, and I never had a gamecube.
Then I woke up.
[quote]There was something about a building with a place we weren't supposed to go in a closet or something.
Somehow this morphed into me burgling into a building and parking my car inside so that I could idle after hours in a kind of caged, publicly-viewable area to masturbate. I did so, but I think that I actually had a dream within the dream, without actually changing my location, so that I could spawn sexy girls to pork. I did this twice, neither worked out as well as I'd hoped. I got the pants off the first one but she was fattish, black hair, unsatisfactory for whatever reason. The second one was skinny and with black hair, I ejaculated on her face.
I woke up and saw that two policemen were slowly sautering into the building followed by an employee. I thought my game was up as soon as they discovered my car in the garage. I tried to think of excuses but simply couldn't do it, and thus went on a violent rampage destroying everything in sight, in fury that I'd finally been caught, my careful shenanigans exposed. But then I got into the building and saw my car (I'd thought my car was my Mustang, instead it was the Batmobile). I unplugged the cable plugging it into the wall and got away.
Somehow, a cut to an advanced Star Wars-like world (I could see that slow traffic of vehicles in the background). Me and another alien form discuss things that someone knows that we don't know. His responses are more elaborate than mine.[/quote]
It was really bizarre.. but from what I could gather: I'm the latest member of the Blackadder family.
[quote]Nighttime. I'm with a car, which has my safe inside. I meet [I]girl[/I] in a public place, we talk briefly, then I meet a black girl who discusses [I]girl[/I]. [I]girl[/I] comes back and insists the black girl was trashtalking her though I deny it. She or her friends invite me to some event taking place nearby where people line up tremendously off of a pier. I eventually agree to, after initial no.
I park my car rather shoddily – on the grass mostly, directly next to a painted spot in the road. All is fine, though – some people approach me but they only tell me that they threw out some boiling water and created a spectacle with the steam it made because it was so cold. I can see [I]older girl[/I] halfway through the pier, with at least her mother. She does an exaggerated, impossible anime face at me. I guess in-dream that she had some kind of mask.
I go into a pool area and dive in the water. I alternate between skinny dipping and wearing my thin clothing. I notice that my pubic hair is very thin, and attribute this to the water's effects; I also notice other men's pubic hair is thin. I noted that I was often breathing in after initially jumping into the water, and brush this off.
[I]girl[/I] was skinny, sexy, and nude, and I try to think of a way to photograph her young bottom for later enjoyment. I consider installing a silent photography app or something for the purpose. Then I notice someone else has installed an app on their phone, which modifies the “persuasion mode” of their camera. All the effects I see is evenly-spaced strobe flashes.[/quote]
Wow, what a happy dream. I wish I could continue that dream. I wish it was lucid.
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