• What did you dream about last night?
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Stephen Hawking asked me to join his basketball team, I politely declined and said, "Sorry Steve, I ain't so good at basketball, maybe next time!"
I was at a football stadium with my friend, then a guy I know proposed to me infront of all those people. I panicked and couldn't make myself say NO! So I just ran away with my friend following me. She said it was OK to run from such situations so I didn't feel bad.
I had a dream a praying mantis tried to eat the precum off my boner. I didn't want to go anywhere because I thought it would bite me. But it also turned me on so meh.
A recent dream involved Slenderman flipping me off and walking out the door. I get the wierdest and most nonsesical shit all the time.
My mom had prepared some frozen pizza for me, when it was a fucking school morning. I cried and whined that I'm gonna stay home to eat this pizza and only then will I go to school, but I remembered, I don't have to go to school because I have a flu (which I really have right now). And somehow I was in my school, not my current school, but my elementary school, I came across my old class teacher and she was like "Woahhh look at you!" and that was it. Then I went left and walked through the hallway and my current english (native) teacher came across me, I tried to avoid her because when I ate the pizza that "morning" I skipped one of her classes, also she's a horrid bitch. Outside, there was this hill on the side-yard right of the door that I went out through, my class was there, prone on the grass for some reason in a line, I went into the line, last one. A girl in my class was wearing a skirt or something and I saw her panties and we were like laughing and shit. And then, some time later some of my clothes and stuff were missing, I left them somewhere, I went somewhere, found them and I was returning to school, but there was this place where a trash bin was, I went inside the thing and put something in the trash bin, but then I found myself to be locked inside a truck trailer, I went to the back and waited for a trash-truck guy to open the back trailer, the guy opened the back and I went out. What?
dreamed i was bald and in my underwear and trying to drive a car that was stripped down to like nothing but the engine and chassis
I dreamed I got into an argument about gay rights with my dad. It was pretty realistic.
I had a rather strange dream last night where I was in some kind of abandoned railway station that had tracks leading to an empty electricity plant. I was hanging out in the building and it was tall and rusty like an old shipping warehouse. The strangest thing about it though was that it was filled with bald eagles that treated it as a habitat. They fed off of the smaller animals in the building and there were tons of them. I just kind of laid on the ground in a grass patch and watched them fly around. It was nice.
does anyone else have dreams where you can float, but not fly? i've been having dreams like that for as long as i can remember. i just jump and sort of start levitating for no apparent reason, but i can never go much higher than like 10 meters into the air
Well, on Tuesday morning I was half asleep still, and I remember that I was having a dream about arguing with my mom, I think I was actually sleep yelling. "SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH, SHUT UP!" Something like that. I think in the dream she was bitching about the computer like usual. It actually put me in a bad mood all day. I guess her real-life bitching is taking more of a toll on my mental state than I thought. :pwn: [QUOTE=Zukriuchen;44567936]does anyone else have dreams where you can float, but not fly? i've been having dreams like that for as long as i can remember. i just jump and sort of start levitating for no apparent reason, but i can never go much higher than like 10 meters into the air[/QUOTE] For me it's like I can fly, but there are ALWAYS power lines in my way. They prevent me from going anywhere until the end of the dream, where I can finally fly, but then I wake up and it ruins everything.
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Some random dream I had involving me standing in the middle of the street for no reason and it was like my Field of View was continuing to increase as well (like in Quake 3)... After that I blacked out and then fell to my death (skyscraper in New York), landed in some bushes and then woke up.
I dreamed that i was outside at night near my house, and there were slenderman, jeff, other spooky shit creepypasta. I came to them with a bag of weed and it turned out ok
I had this dream of standing on some sort of horizon with a view of all of the stars shining bright in the sky, a city in the nearby distance that was sorta there. I then heard some shouting, I then 'woke up' after what felt like a long time with ash falling next to me as I see this city in the distance on fire. For some reason I ended up in a wooded area closer to the city itself, all I could see was ash however I couldn't hear or smell anything which I always found weird because I always hear something whenever I have a dream yet I didn't this time around.
Abso-lutely nothing.
I fell asleep while working on a mock checking account packet and had a nightmare about shadow bankers, insufficient funds and stop payment orders.
i was at the top of a ski slope and my skis snapped in half so i decided to ice skate down instead yep
Last night I dreamt about a baby getting run over by a car. I was bicycling in the city, then suddenly I saw this baby lying in middle of a busy road, I panicked and jumped off my bike, yelling "someone get that baby off the road" then, as I was running to get him out of there, this SUV runs over the baby, probably close to one of the most graphic things I've seen in a dream, the baby explodes, spurting blood and guts everywhere. But what was fucked up was while I was in complete shock over what just happened, I noticed people on the nearby bus stop laughing their asses off. I got really fucking irate and started yelling [i]"whats so funny about a dead baby?"[/i] Last thing I remember before waking up is them getting mad at me and yelling back [i]"dude it's just a baby get over it JEEZ"[/i]
I didn't dream about it last night, but I've gotten dreams about Cats several times before. And they're always more like nightmares. The cats would sink their teeth into my arms, or fingers, like straight through, and lock their jaws onto me. It's very uncomfortable. I don't know how the dreams start or where they end, they're generally kinda hazy and transient. But they're a pain in the ass, so to speak..
I had this weird dream where I was doing some kind of black magic in my basement and then hunting bears. Caesar's Legion then shot at me though. In part I was in an airport bathroom too.
sat on a bus talking to a cute girl. went exploring and saw some beautiful coves along the sea and stuff like that. i really wish i could extract photos from my dreams into the real world or something because i see some pretty amazing things in them. even better would be if i could get good at some kind of map editor for a game.
My house was getting robbed or some shit. I took a knife and set out to kill everyone robbing my shit. One guy was in a car, apparently I was strong as fuck. I crashed through his window, and stabbed him multiple times. Another guy tried to shoot me, but somehow I dodged a point blank shotgun, took his shotgun, and instead of shooting him I decided to beat him to death with it. Another guy was in my room waiting to ambush me with a pistol, he was trying to steal my computer. I grabbed two xbox controllers and starting using them like nunchucks to fight him off. As I left my room I noticed a noise from the bathroom, fucker was using the bathroom. I threw a grenade between his legs(dont ask how I obtained a grenade), and knocked him out using a nearby bat. Very weird way to kill someone. As I left, a group of cars came which were all the burglars. I had some weird as fuck bullettime moment. I jumped up in the air, and threw the knife at one guy. I got shot, but I dived behind another car and poked a hole in the gas tank. I went around to every car and did the same. As they all spilled gas everywhere without them noticing(somehow), I lit my hand on fire and put it to the ground, killing all of them and somehow I escaped with nothing but a burnt hand.. Almost left out the weirdest thing about the dream. Randomly flashes of me being the president would flash up. Then at the end of my dream I apparently became the president. Because killing over 10 people in violent ways gets you to become president...I guess? What the fuck did I smoke last night
[QUOTE=Suttles;44588618]Almost left out the weirdest thing about the dream. Randomly flashes of me being the president would flash up. Then at the end of my dream I apparently became the president. Because killing over 10 people in violent ways gets you to become president...I guess? What the fuck did I smoke last night[/QUOTE] This sounds like Saints Row IV, except much better.
I was cooking mushrooms mixed with neutella chocolate spread
I was in some weird mountain place, sniping, as usual. Anyways, I couldn't find my enemy, so I went down the mountain to another one of those weird highway places that are always in my dreams. I ended up in a small town place, and I was bored of hunting people, so I went to the weird playground (also a recurring theme). Usually the playground has slides that don't go anywhere, which was the case, but there was one that was like, 15 feet off the ground. Anyway, some baby doesn't make it, and I wasn't able to catch it, so it died. The mom didn't even give a fuck. Then, the dream switched. I was in some really weird futuristic building place. Some neon pink cartoon-like lesbian was going around kissing random people. For some reason, a bunch of smelly bronies appeared, and the lesbian and the other people she was kissing all turned into ponies. At this point, the disgusting bronies started staring at their horse butts. It was nasty. Anyways, I try running, but more and more ponies and bronies appear. As I leave the building, some Russian dude named Arkady, who is apparently a friend, is there. I'm like "Holy shit dude, you got any vodka? I need a fucking drink man." He's like, "nyet". So I grab him by the shoulders and shake him, "ARKADY GIMMIE SHOTS MAN!" So, he reluctantly shared some shots, and then everything was back to normal when we drank them, and I woke up. :v:
I had a dream about a man with a shotgun helping me and a bunch of people against some unknown threat, and then I forget what happened next but he ended up killing us all. I don't usually remember my dreams, this is probably one my weirdest.
I don't remember much about last's night but the only scene that stands out is the part where I shoved a crowbar so far through a bad guy's crotch, it went back in and became a vagina. I was has confused as my dream self when I woke up.
Dreamed that there was a planet, much like Earth, and that I was visiting it along with a few other people. After getting off the ship, we discovered many things that were quite human. Such as abandoned homes, buildings, towers, and signs which contained a language copying English, except every word was backwards. Each home contained stuff you'd find in an average home(TV's, computers, etc.). Dunno much else other than the fact the planet was destroyed, and I asked if Earth would have a similar fate such as this, due to the fact that there was a lot of bombed areas and smoke, and no life to be found anywhere. The dream cut out there though, sadly.
was dreaming, that Hitler was alive, but 90% burried, people fed him, and one time he felt sick and "died" later they took him out from there and he laid somewhere, but was still alive that's what i remember
dreamed I was renting a hotel room at some vacation hotspot, and my ex girlfriend shows up and starts acting all sweet and saying she wants to forget about our past and start over, then decides that she's going to stay in my hotel room for free. me, being the kind who thinks with my balls, was okay with this. eventually i meet a friend in the hotel's casino, who tells me that she's just trying to manipulate me and I shouldn't listen to her. somewhere along the line i start hitting on people i meet online who i can tell very obviously are men posing as women, as though trying to make my ex jealous even though i know she's a heartless bitch who can't feel those kinds of emotions. eventually i got super drunk with my friend from the casino, we met up with a 3rd guy, and we all went exploring in a nearby forest.
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