• What did you dream about last night?
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Some bird with a long neck tried to kill me... so I grabbed its neck and kept trying to break it. It just kept making that crunching sound, but it kept pecking at me. That's it.
All I remember is that I my computer had a BSOD whilst I was drawing and I had not saved so in the dream i screamed in anger and woke up right after because my alarm clock was going off.
i dreamt someone loved me
This shit would be OP in a roleplay, I'll tell ya that. :v So, I was going about my business in some gas station, when I see Edward Elric. Everything was realistic except him. It was weird. Naturally, I flip my shit. I run after him when he sees me and he runs away. Here's where it gets like I'm on deviantArt. I turn into a fucking pony. White, rainbow eyes, and brown hair. I start getting these directions on where to go, like, "he went left! Then right!" from people there. I follow their directions, which leads me into my friend. He gives me Ed's address then I run off. Stop, I'm at my friends house. My friend from Florida, to be exact. She's like, "lmao, we should totes go to ur cousin's house." I agree. We go there, keep in mind we went from Florida to Pennsylvania in ten minutes, and she lives in a trailer. Guess who else other than my cousin is there? My sister and my mom's boyfriend. My sister asks, "So, have you done sightseeing?" I nod and go to the kitchen. She follows. "Meet new people?" I nodded and said, "Edward Elric." Then, I woke up, fell back asleep again. I was on a wood bridge, surrounded by people. Down the wood bridge, guess who was fighting a gronkle from How to Train Your Dragon? Edward Elric. Surprise. This guy screamed, "A Gronkle is here, release the prisoner." Alphonse Elric came out of a cage. I overreacted to this too. "You fucking bastard, let him go!" I yelled. The guy laughed and I grasped Alphonse's arm. I started screaming incoherent words before a giant hole that looked like space appeared. All the people got sucked in then I closed it. That was the OP part. I ran down the bridge and pulled a javelin from somewhere and threw it at the dragon. I woke up after that.
No joke, I dreamed that I took a trip to United Front Games and they allowed me to beta test Triad Wars. You cannot imagine how disappointed I was when I woke up.
I had my first lucid dream. I literally closed my eyes, still aware of everything around me.. An I [U]physically[/U] felt myself transition into a car from Mario Kart. And I was racing the scout from tf2 on a snow level from Mario kart wii Yet I was entirely aware that I was dreaming, I was aware of everything happening outside of my dream, I could hear the AC, the room mates in the hall... The only thing I wasnt aware of was the position of my body in my bed because everytime I looked down, I was sitting in Mario's kart. LOL I was literally aware of the dream and real life at the same exact time. And if u want to know what that feels like, picture yourself imagining something in your mind, and making it real. Like imagine skydiving and all of a sudden your actually skydiving. That's exactly what happened to me, I wasn't really asleep, I essentially had a dream while being awake. And to prove I was aware of the outside world, the only reason why I woke up, was because I was scared I was sleeping in a very awkward position, like I did not know where my body was in real life. So as soon as I herd my roommate open the door, I opened one eye and realized that I was sleeping normally (I was relieved, for all i knew I could have been leaning against the wall of the room posed like I was sitting on an imaginary chair or some shit, that would look weird). but as soon as I opened my eye, the dream vanished and I wasn't able to go back. After that I had 2 nightmares, one was seeing shit coming out of the shower head instead of water, and the other was about college humor's cringe worthy furry force video :suicide:
I had some dream where I was like a personnel friend of Obama and could go wherever the fuck I wanted. I walk into a site of some plane crash or something and look around. It was like half-buried and I start talking to this guy who is investigating it. I start asking if he has gotten soil samples and stuff. I eventually get ready to leave. I pack this huge backpack with survival gear and stuff and put on a heavy coat, gloves, boots, etc. I'm walking in this forest area. It is either early spring or late fall. It is cold, but there's no snow. I walk into this fenced off place with buildings. The main building is some sort of weird funhouse. I walk in with a group and this place is pretty cool. Like nothing in it is as it seems and there's a ton of cool optical illusions. Like halls that seem short, but go on a really long time and stuff. So I get out and think of something. I go to this weird computer which is really hard to use. I need to find this girl I like, but I am having trouble using the computer. These two pricks rush me and I print out the wrong directions. I don't remember how the dream resolves.
All I know was that someone was handing me some bling-bling. :v:
So i had a strange Dream, simply we had a nice party and i went to the balcony and saw a older girl playing with my tablet, later we had a french kiss, and later i nearly wet Myself Later on was dreaming about being chased in the mall, the chaser knocked me, i managed to escape. Later the same guy started a manhunt with a bunch of people, and tried to kill me if i get out off my house Later i managed to flee somewhere untill the heat goes down, later i sneaked in to my house and Everything went back to normal
I dreamt about sexing my crush. Good.
About to kiss a girl and then a giant tornado flies into us and the entire place explodes violently and repeatedly like in one of those gmod videos.
Before I fell asleep I was watching an epidsode of King of Queens where you see what an asshole Dougs boss can be. Then I dreamed that I am at his house for dinner and he, his wife and me are eating some weird stuff (some meat where you can eat the bones or something). He also said that he and his wife are jews and that they are very religious and stuff all the time. And he started making fun of me. I can't really remember everything but one time he said "Oh wait you're not a jew, oh no, we have to clean the table". Then he put our plates off the table and he and his wife prayed at it with closed eyes. Then he put their plates back on the table but not mine. When I asked where my plate is he didn't say a word and just ignored me. ????
I dreamed about me viewing a video of an edited version of rogueamp/danooct1. It was a virus showcase, that randomly opened a loading screen, and then freaky shits appeared each nanoseconds or whatever blabla. After the end of this scary madness, i woke up as me going up and down with my friends in an elevator for no reason, eventually stopping. I then decide to show them the video, but couldn't find it on my phone. I then woke up again, near my family, same scenario, but this time outside, no elevator. Then, i heard "thunder" which was the renamed virus showcaser guy saved thousands of computer from the virus, who was called something like, "schizopheria" or something ? I don't remember anything else. Just some ads for antivirus or something. Freaky shit.
I was hiding from my mom in some sort of furniture store place. It was weird.
Ogod the guy from XKCD was with Eliza Thornberry, and an evil character teleported her to Aztec ruins in the middle of nowhere: she loved Aztec ruins but she was trapped and wanted to go home. The evil character had given her the most prominent textbook on Aztec history... and it turns out that the guy from XKCD wrote the most prominent textbook just so that he could help her. It was so sad I cried in-dream
So I was walking with a friend in a parking lot to my car and a old Chevy van comes up opens its sliding door and a guy with a gun started shooting. We ran for our lives i got shot in the upper left torso, and my friend got shot in the leg. He called 911. by the time they arrived my vision was starting to vignette. The paramedic got his syringe witch looked like epinephrine and stuck it in my chest were my heart would be. It was the most amazing feeling, like total pleasure/ ecstasy, Then I woke up.
I had to run up a stairs, everyone was in uniform and 2 people were disguised in the uniform and trying to kill me. I didn't die. Also I think I was Hitler
I forgot to put dinner on so I had to go down the street to get KFC. Driving along, somehow Hank Hill is in my car. "Hey buddy, can we stop by the propane store along the way?" I stop at the propane store. "Oh, I'm real sorry but I don't have any cash. Can I borrow $20?" I only have $20 in my wallet and need the money to feed the wife and kids I don't have in real life. "I can pay you back once I get to an ATM." I sigh and give him the money, he buys the propane and throws it in the back. We drive to the nearest ATM. "I tell you what, my bank account is empty." He grabs the propane and throws it through the windshield, then runs away. I can't feed my family because Hank Hill is an asshole.
Several dreams but they all seemed to connect with each other. There was a court case on trespassing. On a station platform. The guilty was my classmate Jamie. He escaped from the platform and I followed him. He then tried to sabotage a same-sex couple for some reason. I tried to confront him but he said "I'm going to show you the ruins of the palace!" He did and I saw the top of Haven City's Palace lying against the city walls with its little hat crooked. Next, I was a woman and he had the moves of Indiana Jones apparently. He avoided a giant blade device rolling like a stone and a room full of laser beams. After he avoided the giant blade, he went out of the airport window and somehow managed to break another window and get back in. The glass from the window and confetti out of nowhere landed on one nearby alien. He rewarded Jamie with cheese from the Stone Age. Yummy. And finally, I saw Jamie standing on the roof in one villa I had. My parents decided to heat the pool by frying peas, sweetcorn and eggs. Then, they asked me to throw it away. There and then, Jamie appeared in the garden and asked for it. "I'm not sure you're supposed to..." "Oh pish-posh! Food is food is food, after all!" he said before gobbling the food in the pan in one bite.
The woman I love loving me back with myself and her getting married. :'( (something that won't happen in real life)
I had sex with a girl. [sp]at one point she grew a dick but I didn't care[/sp] [sp]I sucked it anyway[/sp]
Something akin to a Deathclaw, but more horrifying tried to kill me and chase me. I realized it was a dream and wanted to rek it [B]then i woke up[/B]
[QUOTE=slayer20;44640590]I had sex with a girl. [sp]at one point she grew a dick but I didn't care[/sp] [sp]I sucked it anyway[/sp][/QUOTE] Post of the year.
I had a dream I went to a convention with my father and he ended up burning it down. Not taking him to the convention next month thats for sure.
I went to the store and bought one PCGamer Magazine. Can my dreams be any less boring? [editline]25th April 2014[/editline] I mean I didn't even read it!
In one of my dreams I was too afraid to ask a girl out.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44641070]In one of my dreams I was too afraid to ask a girl out.[/QUOTE] At least it is a dream for you, for me it is reality.
all i remember is that i was a cocaine smuggler i have no idea why
I had a dream about involving It's always sunny Philadelphia where a zombie apocalypse happened while they were driving a car, one of the zombies latches on to the car their driving around in at night, one of the hands come off the zombie, it wasn't a zombie, It was a Lego Person. what the fuck
[QUOTE=Lawligagger;44642839]I had a dream about involving It's always sunny Philadelphia where a zombie apocalypse happened while they were driving a car, one of the zombies latches on to the car their driving around in at night, one of the hands come off the zombie, it wasn't a zombie, It was a Lego Person. what the fuck[/QUOTE] Why isn't Always Sunny with zombies a real thing?
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