Roger Waters and I were laying on my parents' bed and were talking about how underrated his album Amused to Death is.... And afterwards I looked in my parents closet and found adventure time comics along with left over easter crap.
Early on I'm waiting at a bus stop chatting with some people. Bus doesn't come or something and I can't remember much more.
It is now Halloween and I'm trick-or-treating. I go down this one dead-end street (that always has intrigued me IRL) and it is really foggy with abandoned cars and stuff. There's a creepy kid dressed in her princess Halloween costume that says some weird shit so I bail out. I return with other people. The street is now a hallway instead, but I don't notice the change. It is dark and there are multiple rooms on each side with curtains separating them from the hall like a hospital. There's a light on at the last room. No one responds to us talking and the creepy kid is gone. We then return near the entrance and there are two creepy-looking hallways branching off to each side. We have the choice of exploring further or getting the fuck out. I start walking down one, but my friend refuses to follow so I turn back and get out. Soon after a group of other people go in and return screaming in horror. They have become mutated with terrifying changes to their bodies. I can't remember too much more of this dream expect later on entering a town with phone numbers written on a wall in an alley.
Later on in the night I had another dream. In this world everything was a corridor about the width of twenty cars. No roof though. I was in some block town that resembled Minecraft. I walked out of the town. I went down this grassy area until it faded into outerspace. I rode a white blob to the next grassy section. Eventually this whole world being a corridor thing went away. It instead felt room-focused like a Metroid Prime game.
I'm now some kind of warrior. I have powers which I develop and gain by killing beasts. I'm traveling with a woman who also is. I can't remember if I had feelings for her or not. I remember seeing valleys filled with water and a somewhat cold setting. We reach this point that has multiple trees and the path branches off in about four different ways including the one we entered. We go towards this canyon with a tunnel at the end. I get into an argument with her about some douchey guy we know and we decide to stop traveling together. I go into the tunnel at end of the canyon. I go through a bit and I'm in a very hot room lit a reddish-orange tint. Most of it is made of metal and rock. It reminds me of a stereotypical hell. I realize that whatever I find I'm not fit to fight alone and regret our argument.
I turn back. Instead of returning to safety I take another path in the tunnel. I am now in a Victorian mansion lit only by what little sunlight gets through the windows. It is massive, about three floors (that I know of) and a massive foyer. I break one of the windows and go outside. It is a rather large city, but empty. The mansion is the tallest building at about five floors it now seems. I jump to the roof using my powers. There is a monster that looks like some kind of demented newborn bird. I begin to fight it. I shoot fire at it, but run out of power for that. I eventually resort to jumping high and falling on it to kill it. By killing it I gain a new power. I can safely slide down buildings. I slide down the wall and land on some trash cans. I return to the area with trees and pick some fruit to gain energy back. I also kill a turtle. I begin eating it and it tastes like crab. A man then notifies me it may be poisonous so I spit it out. I feel guilt for killing it.
I'm somehow at my house now. I still have my powers. I decide to go outside and see what I can find in trees. I jump up and flap my arms like wings to get maximum reach. I see a ton of books in my house's rain gutter. One of them catches my eye. It is a 200 page children's picture book. The author though seems out of place- Philip K. Dick? The book tells kids with illustrations of his insane theories he had in his later life. I go on to look in more trees. I realize that I need a way to check how much energy I have. I go in my house and search for HUD sunglasses on the web. Apparently they aren't real.
Even though I don't remember all of it I remember a lot. I'm surprised I remember my dream so vividly.
Had a odd one there recently, I was in alone in my college class, and the Lecturer was repeating the same phrases over and over again 'Absorption costing' ' Marginal costing'. I'm studying to be a accountant and I hear these phrases every secong day of the week. The strange thing about the dream was that i was in the classroom in my actual BED????
Any freudians out there, please feel free to comment:)
Hey its wierd to me.
I Heard my mum screaming in the kitchen, but when i get there, there was no mum, but a mummy cutting zucchini.
Another time i dreamed about the extinction of dinosaurs, and guess what, i caused that.
I had really weird dreams when i was a child.
I broke out of a high security prison that was situated directly next to what would probably be the most criminal infested town on earth,and while trying to find my way home I ran into these guys that blocked me from going any further and said if I wanted past I had to make a deal of some sort while they held knifes at me and I just sprinted in the complete other direction to try and find another way around. Then my little brother woke me up...
I was trying to look for gay porn about guys sucking each other's dicks and I felt dizzy and couldn't type properly and I wanted to wake myself up so I could do that IRL.
[QUOTE=noh_mercy;43776858]this is serious. I had a dream where I was running around my house with a shotgun killing new born bunnies (and murdering them in the most inhumane ways, like picking them up and skinning them with my bear hands and think of PETA animal cruelty videos) that infested every square inch of my house. I went to the back of my house and there was a tunnel underground that lead to some weird looking nesting ground that was crowded with living bunny fetuses and in the middle of the room there was a giant penis looking pile of organs that was shooting out white shit that morphed into the infant bunnies. And I was so freaked out by that I cant remember what happened next. I think I just shot up everything in the room. What a nightmare.[/QUOTE]
What. The. Fuck.
I dreamed of sitting on a mountain of gold, silver, and treasures as large as my house, with what appeared to be a permanent shit-eating grin on my face. I was fiddling with some large gemstones, but that's about all I remember.
I don't know why I dreamed this because I really don't care for wealth that much. Money for money's sake wasn't something I believed in, I use about enough for my needs and not a dime more than that where possible, electing to help other people with what I have.
A strange woman had a fetish for sticking things in her bum. One of them was a baby doll.
I dreamed about getting my drivers license. After getting my drivers license my grandparents bought a golf car (not a vw golf) as a present.
It was a pretty strange dream.
That I was in love with a Muslim girl and we decided to elope. Don't remember where though but there was a big forest and a beach in between.
A long dream that felt like it went for hours, which basically was a normal day except there was a group of people doing shrooms on the street, a local busdriver went mad, shot a little girl in the leg and then drove his bus into the power station causing a massive explosion.
I dreamt of my family having an illegal ovary harvesting shack where hens harvest eggs and when I took on my hand one of those eggs, it hatched in a mandarine with the whole peel on it (an orange-like fruit, but smaller) and while I was peeling it, a sea-urcin puffed out of it.
This girl I know was on top of a building wearing panties and a garter belt, and this other girl I know was up there with her hand in the girl's panties. This was being filmed for some sorority thing. I watched
That I was lurking a forum called "Red Book, Yellow Book". Threads included:
"Help, my iPhones and card magically disappeared?" by wreckingball123
"My Elsweyr creations" by Arthmoor
"Help, a 3m guy called me gorgeous on the beach!" by ...
I dreamed that I saw Gabe Newell just walking across the hallway in what appeared to have been a school building.. He was like a teacher or so. He had the beard, the heavy shape, everything.
Everything was so calm and casual, and it was a really fleeting moment.. I don't remember anything else from that dream.
I had this dream the other night where I was on a road in the country and I was walking up back to my car because a storm was coming, then out of nowhere I hear this distorted sound like a voice over a radio. A few seconds later I collapse to the ground like I'd been electrocuted.
This is the second time I had a dream like that.
The first time, I had wandered into an old hotel room to escape a storm. When I was in there this girl from my class was in the corner and she started speaking to me so I walked over and looked her dead in the eye. Then I collapsed, again like I had been electrocuted.
I had a dream a while back where I was stuck in this strange place that was... Basically a large field, full of debris, with small rooms, buildings and bunkers which resembled something from Bioshock's Rapture.
So I'm exploring these fields and I get to a Rapture room in which people were making a shark and a crocodile fight. Was pretty gruesome, but the croc escapes and nearly eats someone. I flee, and suddenly I'm in BF4 - an air-raid siren sounds as the sky turns grey and the wind picks up. Suddenly, it's a levelution-storm, and a previously unseen body of water is going nuts and slapping the land with huge waves in between the gusts of wind and sprays of mist.
It's actually made the stormy level in BF4 quite a bit more intense for me now!
I had sex with a fairy, I think it was Tinkerbell with a dick. She fucked my urethera.
After that I saw a group of snake sized dark blue snails, which kept chanting "Half ear speed, full eye speed!" and they tried to invade my orifices. I managed to stop them, gladly. After that I crashed into a bed, but because it was too dark to see anything I didn't notice it was my parents' bed.
I was at a bar meeting my exes father, he wanted to talk to me. I talked to him about committing suicide because his daughter had left me and ruined me. He tried to talk me out of it but it didn't work. I walked away and he started crying because we are good friends. As I was exiting my ex stepped out of the bathroom with a man zipping up his pants and she just says "Oh, I heard you were thinking about killing yourself, you should do it. I really don't care about you anymore and I'm pretty sure you'd make a lot of people happy doing that." I just punched the guy she was with in throat and broke my fist, and then went home. I unholstered the handgun that I had concealed carried at the bar and put it away, only to take out my vintage Colt 1911 and brass check it.
I woke right after I put the muzzle to my forehead and eased the trigger.
It's been a fun month.....
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So I had 2 totally different lucid dreams. This is kinda long but whatever.
First one was that I was driving the jeep in some place that looked like Hawaii. There was a large bridge thing that I had to cross over the ocean. It kept getting worse and worse because the bridge kept getting narrower and full of Asian drivers who kept almost knocking me off into the water and yelling at me. Then I said FUCK THIS and my jeep turned into an Aurora.
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Then I flew the Aurora under the ocean to avoid enemy detection and re-joined my flight formation. Under the ocean. Then that dream ended before it finished.
The second dream was that for some reason I was at my old high school in the field. It was weird, like the field suddenly turned into this place bordered by freeway overpasses. Anyway, the sky suddenly turned black. Didn't think anything of it. Then, other people started freaking out. All of a sudden, this tornado appears. It destroys one of the overpasses, and shrapnel goes everywhere, hitting a few people. They died but I was ok, and I didn't give a shit since they were douchebags. Then the tornado got worse, so the teachers ordered us to go inside the portables that were on the other side of the field. So I went there. They were super cramped. I remember some person had to sit on my lap because there were so many people crammed in the portable. I said, FUCK THIS, and jumped out the window. The teacher didn't like that, so they shot me in the back. (I think I woke up somewhat at this point because I remember I was laying weird and it hurt haha.) Somehow, I managed to get to the side of the school with actual concrete buildings so they couldn't keep shooting me. Then I just collapsed. I laid there for a few hours unable to move because I figured it would damage the wound even further. Eventually, that guy I like shows up, and helps me on my feet and fixes my back.
I forget what happened next, but for some reason the dream must have switched again because it was the aftermath of the tornado. I remember it was very sunny, and for some reason we were hunting or something. Then I woke up.
A Goth girl lured innocent young girls so she could turn them into plants for her collection.
I dreamed that I was taking my old english class from 3+ years ago hostage in the classroom and then somehow it turned into some creepy anime shit that was weird and shit
Dreamt that I logged onto FP and was banned. The reason was long as fuck, like a novel of random words that made no sense.
Was one of those dreams that felt so real... up until the moment where I walked outside and began running from some weird post-apocalyptic bandit-type people that were trying to kill me.
Here is a picture of Robman's reaction upon walking outside and seeing the bandits:
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I dreamt about playing Watch_Dogs
i really cannot wait until it comes out god damn it
That i was being hunted for some fucking reason by the helghast (like woah wtf) and then there was this woman who got a award for feeding a entire fucking college with snacks and bit sized treats. Like people were actually living off it and it was weird and strange because she kept throwing candy at me and crisps.
Then i flew around in a jet pack, and was about to go over a barrier (while being chased by the Helghast) and for some reason i sorta woke up there.
What a fucking weird dream.
Bryan Cranston was my next door neighbor. He always had a ton of friends over and their parked cars spilled into our backyard.
He was real humble about it though so it's ok.
This wasn't last night but it was the latest one that i could remember.
for some weird reason i was in this store in a mall and BebopVox, CaptainSparklez and muyskerm was there, they offered me and this guy to play games, so i said yes, and the other guy was really desperate to play with them, and i said in my head "Now lets not get exited about it" so i played games with them for a while (don't know what game we were playing). i looked outside the mall and i could see my street, almost like my house was the mall, and when i looked behind me when playing games, i could see the characters from Lucky Star sitting at a table having lunch. [IMG]http://elrefugiodelosincomprendidos.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/lucky-star-grande-3.jpg[/IMG]
and pretty much that's all i can remember, that was one weird dream.
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