I smoked crack twice from a weed bowl. Then I tried to get with my mom. :(
I've never done either. I swear.
I have really, really intense dreams and I have no idea why.
A couple nights ago, I had a dream I was alone in a gas chamber and, as you would expect, I was being gassed. I had my phone on me for whatever reason, and so I called one of my friends and just wanted to talk and enjoy each other until I died. I woke up before that happened, though.
A while ago when I was really depressed, I would have reoccuring dreams where I'd be stuck in a dark room with a light shining on me. I was cuffed to his operating table and someone I really loved would walk in with a scalpel, cut me open, and start removing organs. The entire time both of would be smiling and it didn't hurt, and eventually I would die.
A year ago, I would have dreams where I'd start to float into the sky. I'd float around Las Vegas (where I live) and I'd see everyone outside smiling and proud - especially my parents. Sometimes that was the entire dream. Other times it would continue like so:
I'd float into the sky until suddenly I'm in a completely different place. I'm hovering over a forest, and I would suddenly start plummeting towards the earth without my ability to float anymore. I'd sometimes be accepting of my fate and happy. Other times I'd be absolutely depressed or mortified. I'd keep endlessly falling and falling until I got too close to the ground. It was far too much for me and would wake me up.
i was willy wonka
Convinced a friend of mine to move into a new house with me. She had already arrived and unpacked there but told me there was someone living there already. Somehow I knew who she was talking about and wish I was wrong. I got to the house and found it that person I didn't want living there was.
I never saw my friend but I saw her room so I knew she was living there. Before the dream ended, I wasn't so sure she was actually there and I was about to run up to her room to see if she was there, but I woke up before I could.
Human butterflies.
I had the best vivid dream.
So it started off where I was like struggling to sleep. I decided to lay down in front of my closet. Suddenly I get teleported to this desert place.
I walk around like "huh, that happened" and I stumble upon a tribe of ant people. They take me to their king, who is king because he has wings.
King ant informs me that I am the messiah figure of their religion and how I am destined to unite the other tribal factions of ant people together. But then he goes "but you lack wings! We shall fix this!"
So they build me a jetpack that looks kinda like the one [url=http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120813010217/spiderman/images/4/45/Hornet.gif]The Hornet[/url] has. And we then proceed to unite all the ant tribes in a big war.
I'm like flying around with the king guy, and we're doin' all this shit with traps and stuff, kinda like what the Ewoks did in star-wars episode 6.
Eventually we win and bring peace to everybody or something.
After that, I fly up and end up home.
I try to tell people what happened to me and what I did, but nobody believes me and I give up.
Then the dream morphed into another dream I don't really remember. Then I woke up.
It's so weird to have a dream have a beginning, middle, and end. I've never had this. It was all SUPER vivid too.
That was like the coolest fucking dream I have ever had in my life.
Last night I dreamed I'm driving around in a car with friends and we had a bull or something in there too. But he could speak and walk on two legs. When we gave him a bottle of beer he dropped it because he couldn't hold it it with his hoofs. We kept giving him the bottles and then he finally made it and drank a beer with us.
Reading this before going to sleep. I am going to have a fucked up dream. Will update tomorrow.
I dreamt that the one girl I had a crush on said she loved me.
Good dream ;-;.
I dreamt that I was playing TES VI and I was exploring the forests of Hammerfell. It was unfinished as there was a massive gap in the land which leaded to some void. And one kid didn't have his lines recorded properly and I can hear the hissing when I speak to him.
I can't remember exactly, but I think it involved me stabbing my friend with an AKM bayonet over a cheese pizza.
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[quote]I was in school, going to take a test for AP Chemistry. I hadn't studied, and when the test was passed out I could hardly answer anything – even less so because I didn't write on the test papers and instead filled in a crossword puzzle with the answers. The test was about representing functions as power series. [I]chick[/I] patted me on the head at one point, then wiped her hand. I apologized for my greasy hair.
Outside, I had an encounter with [I]guy[/I] which somehow ended with his foot in my pants. [I]other guy[/I] saw this, and yelled “[I]my name[/I]” in his usual fashion.
Me, a girl, and a boy went on a secret excursion from school to a giant history museum. When there, we came after hours and decided to break in to a lower level area. We tried, (and also tried playing an odd eight-string, four groups of two balalaika) but were spotted by the guard and taken to a holding facility. [I]chick I used to know[/I] was there as a worker for the museum; she demanded ID so I looked in my wallet and found my Red Cross card. She saw the humor, said I was a “negative” and I criticized her because it clearly said “O Positive”. Then I pointed out that we both had had our blood types tested in biology class. (which is untrue)
I broke out of the holding facility by jumping through a glass window, then embarked on a series of daring parkour escapes. At one point, I perform a Drop Attack (from Arkham City) on a guard who is shooting me, then take out his partner. I see myself on various screens, the public is being made to be frightened of me.[/quote]
[QUOTE=t-man;44222366]Powerful tornado in our back yard, destroyed my neighbors house, was less than 10 yards from our house approaching, and then I woke up for breakfast. Probably brought on by all the sounds of heavy wind outside yesterday[/QUOTE]
I keep having re-occurring dreams of a tornado destryong my neighbors houses, but doesn't touch ours. Anyone know what it means>?
I had this weird as fuck dream where it seemed like i was browsing youtube except the layout was all fucked up and wrong. I see a video named "Quentin Tarantino's Anime". When i click on it, it appears to be a not that badly animated but not that animated well (because it's a dream) video of an anime girl picking up a pencil with her foot and struggling to write her name with it... and then i woke up. That is all i remember from my dream. I don't know what i did that night to dream that.
I dreamt I met someone who I've never met before (I know him through facebook) at my workplace, but for some reason his head was a mannequin head and he was wearing a flak helmet, then it flipped around and was replaced by his real head. Then I remember vaguely that I showed him round and we ate some fruit bars.
Random parts out of order I can't piece together:
-Neighbors are collecting something in my back yard. I make them pay.
-My garage has another section where there's some shit I can ride.
-I'm taking a shit in a bathroom with no stalls.
-See a girl I like sitting alone. I sit next to her.
-I'm flirting with another girl who I honestly don't like. She moves her house and I'm surprised.
-My house is haunted.
[editline]10th May 2014[/editline]
Oh yeah had another cool dream a few nights ago.
The dream kept showing me dying in a car accident, then later on a bike going down a road at night. I was destined to die. I eventually broke it and rode down the street on the bike without dying. At the end the street is well lit and there are tons of people. Street is in suburbs, but looks more like the city. I walk down. Start talking to some girls, flirting of course. Suddenly my dad is their in a lawn chair saying something like "Got your self-confidence back?" Then I wake up.
An old lady in a string bikini was singing Mamma Mia to me.
I had a dream where I created a lava trap like I was playing minecraft right in front of the library as a practical joke. Then I saw in the news that a mother fell into the lava trap on mothers day, and they were seriously injured and pressing charges. Someone used the ip addresses and made a list of about 50 possible suspects, and I was one of them.
I don't normally dream, and this one was surprisingly clear.
[quote]I was running around in my underwear, not sure if I was dreaming. I asked [I]guy I just saw at church[/I] if he was real, but he wasn't helpful. Much sleeping sickness ticked me off that I was indeed suffering from a lucid dream of some sort. I told my roommate about this, and realized that I kept awakening in my bed in the false dorm room. I embarked, and grabbed my own body which was lying in the bed. I even tried sucking its penis. It was quite small.
I went outside and tried to summon [I]hot chick[/I]. It was quite dark. I used Lumiere spells to brighten the place, and sat by a light. I tried to summon her again, and noticed a shadow – I indicated where I wanted the shadow, and she came flying in in a car, looking more rednecked than usual. So I opened the car and took her shoes off and kissed and sucked on her small toes and licked her delicious feet. Slowly she turned into a box of chocolates, Air Heads, cakes, Pop Tarts, and I ate some, and tried to feed some of her goods to herself (but I could not find her mouth).[/quote]
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Albino Vampires
I dreamt I was inside a warehouse of sorts all tacticool-like with a handgun, then this dude shoots me and and my body [I]fucking explodes[/I] in a way that all that's left are my eyes.
Then the dream goes blurry, and I somehow wake up in a lab where my consciousness has been transported into a copy machine in a very painful procedure.
I couldn't sleep after that.
Last night, so weird, everything was black. Like, total blackness. For what felt like, a few seconds. Then I woke up.
Dream about a heist. Was part of a group tasked to steal jewelry from a 5 star hotel, we were armed with silenced pistols. Infiltrated the hotel security, took the jewels and escaped on a private jet before waking up.
I was in a house with other people and I was right outside the front door when a big square cloud appears and starts spawning tornadoes made of brown dirt. I start to panic and run in the house telling everyone tornadoes are coming and that we need to get out of there. No one seems to care or something but the house is hit and next thing I remember is being back at the house and the tornadoes show up again. I thought to myself that I already died once from it and I’m doing it over. I figured the tornadoes wouldn't kill me since it already has once. So this time the tornado does damage to the house but then disappear. Can’t remember much of the dream now but I believe the giant square cloud was some alien ship.
I wake up, roll over, and go back to sleep.
I then proceed to have another dream where everyone on the Earth is dying and I’m in this house with Garry Newman (Yes, our Garry) who was lying on a couch and some others. None of us are panicking, we are all kind of waiting for our deaths. Garry and I exchange words but I can’t remember what was said. I then leave the house and wake up from the dream.
I fall back asleep.
I’m back in my first dream except it’s after all the tornadoes are gone. My brother shows me this path through some woods and brush to a house. I’m carrying a few groceries for some reason.
When walking into the house you have to jump down to a bottom floor where the living area was.
The house had stairs but not stairs going down from above to below (weird). Brother talks to the old lady who lives there and I hand her the groceries. I ask, “Did you see the tornadoes?” she replies, “Yes.” I then walk outside and see some normal clouds trying to form up tornadoes. I remember that I didn't lock the doors at the house and then I woke up.
Pretty weird dream, the world seemed to be ending, huge ass missles where in the sky slowly decending to earth, crashing and obliterating everything, the strange part is people where fucking cheering it on, eventually I got killed too which had this strange feeling of pain and at the same time comforting release, next thing I know I hear a booming voice saying "WELCOME TO HEAVEN", I looked around for about two seconds before getting dragged back to "reality" to find out the explosions didn't kill me, just knocked me out. Who ever I was with where the only "human" like people left, everyone else we encountered looked like severely depressed skeletons with scraps of flesh clinging on to whatever bit of life they had left.
Eventually we, somehow arrived at Drangliec Castle in which my party vanished and I was suddenly alone, I was getting my ass cleaved in by Syan Knights and it really fucking hurt too, then my mind noticed they looked familiar and I woke up.
Spooky stuff.
Wanted to escape a spaceship so I noclipped out of there. People tried to escape from there the old fashioned way and they gave me looks of disapproval. I was the only one who escaped :(
Garry Newman was selling 3 SSDs, one of them had 16gb of ram built into it so I bought it for 94 euro.
I was flying in a jet from Just Cause 2, and then I jumped out and started physically flying, I cant remember how I got there but I found myself in a jeep with a Spanish artist/sculptor named Viktor Ferrando, and he was admiring my gas mask collection. Then I vaguely remember we parked in a multi-story parking lot and a girl tried to commit suicide or something.
[QUOTE=SecretDuck;44797027]Wanted to escape a spaceship so I noclipped out of there. People tried to escape from there the old fashioned way and they gave me looks of disapproval. I was the only one who escaped :([/QUOTE]
Well shows them right, damn it!
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