• What did you dream about last night?
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I was a burglar and I entered someone's house and they had golden chandelabra or some shit, but then someone wakes up and mistakes me for a family member and I just play along, waiting for the right moment to flee with all the golden chandelabra I stole, but that moment never comes, those guys and gals want to entertain lenghty conversations and I'm just like 'shut it already' but they seem not to care how much I tell them to shut up, they just pause for a little then go 'but anyay, I was talking about that time when..' I couldn't flee with all their golden menorah :(
[QUOTE=frozensoda;44866299]I hardly ever remember my dreams, and when I do I'm usually just doing stuff that I would normally be doing in real life except for the occasional XXX rated dream :v:[/QUOTE] For me it's the worst. I always remember the worst ones. Like relatives being killed. Or monsters trying to eat me. [sp]or fucking frogs. I don't like frogs. they're disgusting to me.[/sp]
I dreamt that my dad dreamt (inception already) that my mother's mom (jesus christ) went missing. Then they drove up to find her, only to return confused. I realized halfways that I was sleeping, and told my dad: "She's been dead for a year. Plus you were DREAMING that she went missing. What are you doing?" "I don't know"
Countless tiny prostitutes in equally tiny miniskirts were swarming all over me. They were invisible to me before, but now I could see them, and I could see that their machinations were responsible for every bad thing that happens in my life.
Had a time travel plot dream. I was a cop chasing a bunch of criminals. After foiling their plans I got killed by a stray bullet and woke up several years later somewhere in the country, under a dock. Nearby I found my old phone which had rusted. I had no shoes. When I arrived back home it was a weird yet emotional moment for my family. Woke up here, but went back to sleep into the same dream. I continued fighting the criminals later on, before dying yet again and finding myself in even further into the future. There was also a subplot about a hospital and using mystical powers to heal all the patients. Also played a match of squash, and somehow ended up in space.
I have the day off today, so I decided to sleep till around 10. I dreamt that I woke up, checked the time, and it was 3 PM. I was surprised, so I went to my roommate's room. His room was full of clocks that told different times. Confused, I checked my phone again, to view a snap from Ozzy Osbourne. Then I woke up.
Had a weird gender bender dream. I was a demon princess called Estrella living in hell. I stole a secret demon weapon and visited my old school in the human realm (really my old school from which I graduated in 05) and had fun. I flew around inside, and sang songs, floating in front of the students and teachers (one of em told me to use the damn stairs). Then I entered the class that taught religion. The teacher (a dream character) was apparently known for being an asshole so being a demon I tried to piss him off in the class. A small detail here: I dropped a pencil that rolled under my classmates desk, and I did a shh with my finger. He eventually got mad and pulled out his stick, and I pulled out my stolen long staff with spikes at the ends and we had an awesome battle. Like out of a kung fu movie. The teacher jumped out through a window and escaped. Before he did though, he thanked me for a fun match and vowed to come after me again. I floated back into the hallway. There was a demon hunter who told me to prepare myself. The hunter attacked me and I again pulled my long staff. The way this fight worked was, that every time you got a good hit on your opponent a number of a combination would be revealed, and once you knew the whole combo you could de-summon your opponent. We both got many hits in. At one point the hunter retreated into a classroom but I quickly drew a portal in the wall that made me appear right behind him, and got a hit. The hunter had the the edge though, and just as he was about to finish me off the ground split open in the shape of a coffin and a butler came out. The butler told me to come back to the hell castle. The hunter was baffled - it was only now that he found out I was demon royalty. He knew he lacked the power, and left the area. The dream ended with me getting spanked on my ass by Satan himself, who was my (not my real) father in the dream, as punishment for stealing the demon weapon.
Do you do something special to remember all that stuff, or do you just always remember this much naturally?
[QUOTE=war_man333;44878634]Do you do something special to remember all that stuff, or do you just always remember this much naturally?[/QUOTE] Said this before and will say it again, active practise of lucid dreaming and dream recall techniques since 2004-2005. So it's skill, and it has also resulted in epic plot dreams almost every night.
[QUOTE=war_man333;44878634]Do you do something special to remember all that stuff, or do you just always remember this much naturally?[/QUOTE] I find it's very helpful to: * keep a dream journal, write down everything you can as soon as you wake from a dream * take naps a few hours after waking in the morning - these create the most vivid dreams * use [thread=1368873]oneirogens[/thread]
Not interested in drugs but the rest I know. Thanks.
This dream has several parts. It's kinda long. [B]Part 1:[/B] I was flying around in some weird school place. There were weird boulder hill things as well as buildings that were high up. For some reason they were really flat on top and had birds nesting on them. Anyways, after flying around aimlessly, I land on a balcony. 2 weird dudes appear, one is apparently Jesus. Jesus is standing there saying some random shit that I forgot, but then the other dude starts saying sexual comments about my clothes. I'm wearing some weird black dress that for some reason is really tight on my ass. Apparently that guy was my friend or boyfriend or something because he was all clingy and shit. At least the guy was hot. Then he grabbed my ass and the dream ended. [B]Part 2:[/B] Fast forward. It is apparently Christmas time in this weird town. I apparently own a 99 cents store. First part of the dream, some people show up 2 days before so I let them in. I can't remember, but some people were in Santa suits. It was a total WTF moment. The day before Christmas, I let more people in. Some preppy bitch keeps complaining about hair dye, then leaves. The next day, I apparently have closed the store early. That bitch somehow got into the stock room though, then I showed her where the dye should be but it wasn't there. She threw a bitchfit so hard that I plopped out of that dream and into the next. [B]Part 3:[/B] I'm in the store again. This time it is nighttime and kinda creepy. I have been transported to a secret area in the back. I look around, there all sorts of plants and weird shit on the shelves. I keep going. Then, I see some weird fish tanks. Didn't think anything of it, until I realized what was in there. It was weird big ass fish and animals. One had some pigs in it, one had some bettas in teeny cups, another was full of cobras, this other one had an alligator, it was just weird. The worst part was that they were all living in squalor. Then I forget what happened. But, I eventually found a mountain lion that I broke out. Then it was my friend. I think I triggered an alarm or something, and some dude came after me. Then I can't remember. THE FUCK DID I SMOKE? :pwn:
[QUOTE=Orkel;44876219]Had a weird gender bender dream. I was a demon princess called Estrella living in hell. I stole a secret demon weapon and visited my old school in the human realm (really my old school from which I graduated in 05) and had fun. I flew around inside, and sang songs, floating in front of the students and teachers (one of em told me to use the damn stairs). Then I entered the class that taught religion. The teacher (a dream character) was apparently known for being an asshole so being a demon I tried to piss him off in the class. A small detail here: I dropped a pencil that rolled under my classmates desk, and I did a shh with my finger. He eventually got mad and pulled out his stick, and I pulled out my stolen long staff with spikes at the ends and we had an awesome battle. Like out of a kung fu movie. The teacher jumped out through a window and escaped. Before he did though, he thanked me for a fun match and vowed to come after me again. I floated back into the hallway. There was a demon hunter who told me to prepare myself. The hunter attacked me and I again pulled my long staff. The way this fight worked was, that every time you got a good hit on your opponent a number of a combination would be revealed, and once you knew the whole combo you could de-summon your opponent. We both got many hits in. At one point the hunter retreated into a classroom but I quickly drew a portal in the wall that made me appear right behind him, and got a hit. The hunter had the the edge though, and just as he was about to finish me off the ground split open in the shape of a coffin and a butler came out. The butler told me to come back to the hell castle. The hunter was baffled - it was only now that he found out I was demon royalty. He knew he lacked the power, and left the area. The dream ended with me getting spanked on my ass by Satan himself, who was my (not my real) father in the dream, as punishment for stealing the demon weapon.[/QUOTE] You should write a script of this and sell it to Hollywood.
fyi: estrella is a finnish potato chip manufacturer dunno why it was my name
Played a Saxophone at night in a foggy street, I remember playing Baker street and Born to Run. I also had a beret and sunglasses on. I woke up laughing.
I dremt that I somehow accidetally threw a plate at a kids' pair of nuts during a TV show. Like, in the studio. Later I found out it got on Youtube and people hated me. It was an accident :(
I was trying to get to uni from Liverpool Street station for my exam. But I couldn't find the Central Line platforms. I asked someone in the station to point towards the platforms and he pointed to a map of the station. "Football!" he said. "No, where are the Central line platforms?" "Stadium!" he said. I couldn't get to the exam on time :( Then, I was mourning for my girlfriend after a tragic accident. Some time in the dream, I realised that I actually don't have one so I changed the dream so that the girlfriend was saved from the accident.
[QUOTE=Orkel;44880877]fyi: estrella is a finnish potato chip manufacturer dunno why it was my name[/QUOTE] weren't they the ones with the slogan 'estrella - party party'? I remember the commercials aired here in Denmark.
The dream started with me waking up with a raging and uncontrollable boner. I jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom while my room turned into the office building I work in. There I tried to take a look at my dick to see what was happening, but all of a sudden it started jizzing in absolutely every direction like a sprinkler, spraying the walls, the ceiling and my face with cum. I tried to contain it with my hands but that didn't keep it from getting through. I could feel the warmth in my hands and the somewhat sweet taste in my mouth, it was horrible but also somewhat hilarious because even in the dream I was aware that the whole situation was fucking ridiculous. At some point I got out of the bathroom, which was magically intact again along with my clothes and my face and proceeded to spend the rest of the day working as if nothing happened. At the end of the day I came back to my apartment and decided to go to the local supermarket. There I found a shelf with bags of chips from a popular brand, but with flavours I've never seen before. One of them contained bright blue chips and said "COLD FLAVORED - DANGEROUSLY REFRESHING". I was going to take one to give it a try, but then saw a box of cereals from the same brand which mixed those blue chips with spicy chips, with "HOT & COLD" written on it. I decided to take that instead, but then realized that the box was already opened and contained dog food. I came back to take another box, but the shelf now contained Lego boxes. Frustrated, I gave up and walked back to my apartment, and started packing up to go visit my mom for the week-end, as I usually do. Just before arriving, I noticed an ambulance car parked near an emergency phone and its visibly distressed driver trying to use it. I found the whole situation absolutely ironic and hilarious but paid no further attention to it. When I arrived, all the lights (including the sun) went out with a loud snapping sound and came back on. After telling my mom about it and finding out that it was most likely due to people changing the electricity cables, I realized I brought nothing with me and forgot everything at the apartment. Then the dream somewhat changed and I was back to the office, and apparently our job was now to sabotage a petrol mining operation by some criminal organization. We found ourselves in a desert walking toward some kind of facility. There, we casually killed everyone (I don't even remember it happening but I somehow knew it), and then found a large field with lots of holes in the ground containing petrol... literally petrol wells. I remember someone telling us to only set fire to a couple of them, but we ended up lighting every single one of them on fire for good measure. Then as we drove back to the office, I could somehow see a rather pissed off mafia boss watching his revenues plummet before his eyes. It was a quite satisfying sight, at least until I came back to my apartment and found out that this guy was my neighbor all along. For some reason, a few days after that we decided to invite him for dinner. Since I was bored of waiting, I started messing around with a large blue ball which, when handled in a particular way, allowed me to turn into a pile of blue plastic pellets, move around in that form like a fluid, and recompose myself at will. I then realized the mafia guy was looking at me so I quickly tried to hide it because I was afraid he would steal it and use it to sneak into my room at night. After that I woke up.
My dream involved volcanoes. My town started to act strange, so there was an earthquake and then I was at Kamchatka, Russia. [IMG]http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2013/01/1687.jpg[/IMG] Was eerie, hot and dusty. I dunno what happened, or how I got there. But I went back to town and I saw lava overwhelming everything in flames. I was barefoot, so I got cuts on my feet, and was slightly burnt from the heat from the lava flows. It's strange, because I saw other students from my college there, what the fuck.
Had a dream that I visited a retirement home. There was a shelf with tons of books. One of them stood out, like it drew me towards it, and I picked it up. It was a book that contained the last words and thoughts of the old people that had died in this retirement home. A really thick book. There was an old granny on his deathbed so I took the book there. One of the nurses noticed the book in my hand and told me that it's a forbidden book, and took it from me and put it back on the shelf. But it was too late. The granny had seen the book, and at that moment she died, and her ghost came out of her body. The ghost was like a wraith, a super powerful being with tentacles and special powers. She flew away through the wall, but first she passed through my body and I could feel the deathly coldness. Then another ghost appeared next to the bed where the dead granny was laying. It was a black dude from the 1600s, with a cowboy hat. He told me that these "wraiths" were not evil, even though they looked like it. The black dude continued his story, talked about how the book was the thing that "unleashed" the souls of the deceased, as in unleashed their desires in their souls. Like the granny, who was almost 200 years old (!) and had laid on the bed for decades, when she finally died the book gave her soul immense power and freedom. The black dude then tipped his cowboy hat and disappeared in the blink of an eye. My point of view in the dream now switched to the ghost of the granny. She was flying across the ocean, enjoying the freedom, but then a submarine appeared. The submarine was of an ancient Nazi cult that wanted to capture and experiment with these ghosts created by the book. They had been searching for the book ever since the Reich fell, so by capturing the ghosts at the ocean, they would torture and interrogate them to try and reveal the location of the book (which was at the retirement home). The granny tried to fly off, but the submarine used some kind of anti-ghost weapon to smack her ghost in the back, and she fell into the water. She tried to run on the bottom of the sea, but Nazi scuba divers were behind her and captured her with a ghost-net. They took the ghost of the granny into their sub, which was a pretty massive one, kinda like a moving underwater city. At the holding cell, there was another ghost, that of a young girl, who told the granny what was going on. The dream ended with both of them in the cell. Didn't see any continuation. So yeah, I have fun dreams
Last night I had this dream where I was Batman and some girl wanted to have sex with me. But we couldn't find a private place, so she suggested I have sex with her grandma instead. I am incredibly thankful to my own mind that I declined. ...I feel like this has something to do with that episode of The IT Crowd I watched yesterday.
This giant tractor trailer truck careened down the hill our house is on way too fast, past a house party or gathering where many cars were parked. There was no collision but a policeman saw him and chased him to give him a ticket!
The usual dream about armageddon I keep having, then it turning into a movie I'm directing and starring in at the end. Its really weird, and I don't mean the Bruce Willis film, I mean biblical armageddon with hellfire and demons and what have you. The turning into a movie bit though is amusing.
Someone wanted to get rid of a Hampstead apartment and couldn't sell it even for £100,000 :v: Dad seemed to help my mother and I to go to the airport and tracked down our missing luggage. And at some point, there was a song playing which was a combination of "Wrecking Ball" and Enrique Iglesias' song "Escape".
Everyone had alien dog monsters and alien dog spiders in their attics and if you got bit by one you would start like transforming randomly (Like my wife's hair turning from the beautiful state it is to the Amazon). It was sort of like Zombies, but more like Spore gone wrong
I was in my house and I realized it was a dream, so I tried to spawn a cute girl to pork. I accidentally spawned my English teacher. Still she's kinda cute so I pulled her clothes off and sucked on her toes. Then I reached to feel her anus and find that she already has a significantly large dildo inside, which I pull in and out rhythmically. I also felt a weird jutting sharp bit like a fingernail, and when I woke up I realized that it was the frame of the bed that I was holding in my right hand. [editline]25th May 2014[/editline] That is one of at least seven dreams I've had today/last night
I was in the middle of a war torn valley. No signs of life anywhere, but while there were no remains some kind of battle had taken place. I walk for a while and in the distance I see a bipedal mech. Apparently it spotted me because it started opening fire on me. As far as I recall I had no way to retaliate so I ran. I then did probably one of the dumbest things you can do when a multi ton walking death machine is chasing you and firing 60mm auto cannons at you: I ducked into a wooden shack. Realizing I did something stupid, I was trying to think of how I was going to get out of this, when I saw the shack had a back door. I open it and got up the stairs, thinking how odd it was that there clearly was nothing behind the shack when I first passed it, let alone an upstairs. I open the door at the top and I find myself in my grandmothers abandoned house. everything was pretty much intact, but clearly no one had been there in a long time. I look out the front door and see my neighborhood(my grandmother lives across the street from me in real life for the record) in the same war torn, no one had been there in forever state. I then go upstairs to where my great grandparents used to live. Before I open the door, I remember that my great grandparents haven't lived there in years and my grandmother had since rented the apartment out. I still open the door and am shocked that while again, in an abandoned state, its exactly as it was when they were still alive. No one was there, there were no signs of anyone being there, but on the kitchen table was an M-79. I pick it up, look it over, and then say out loud: I wonder where Nana and Papa hid the grenades for this...? After saying that, I woke up. Sorry for it being kind of long.
I had a dream where I was watching the news about a group of guys that tried to hack the Valve HQ to hopefully gain some true knowledge on HL3, but they got caught by some security guards. Then Gabe personally talked to them and said "If you were actually after the truth about HL3, I would've shared it with you", but as it turned out, they actually tried to steal some of Valve's trade secrets. So they were sent to jail, then later gabe visted them in jail. They all committed suicide. not the weirdest dream I had but yeah.
This was from this afternoon. I was married to some jihadist durka durka dude and I was able to escape by using his other wives as shields while shooting at him. I used the butt of my rifle and busted out of the window in the bathroom after that, and ran through some parking lot place with snow. When I hiked a few miles away, I almost froze in the arctic. Wtf. :v:
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