• What did you dream about last night?
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I dream of having a normal day, walking in the city, when all the sudden, I was floating over a vault. That feeling when you assume you fall to your bed...
I was at an amusement park with my deceased Dad, it was pretty heartbreaking.
I was fishing or some shit with a friend I didn't really know too sell in a flat, generic forest. In comes a mother fucking bear. I had a .22 rifle or something dinky and he had a pistol. We shot the bear in the face a few times, danced around trees trying to avoid it, and after a lot of stupidity, finally killed it. Then I wondered how much the pelt could go for and what bear meat tastes like. Then I woke up. I've never hunted, gone camping, seen this friend in real life, or ever actually had the desire to shoot a bear in the face. I'mma quietly cross these off the done list. :v:
Had a dream about being superman. There was this villain chick who kept pulling off bombings in the city (it was a futuristic one full of skyscrapers and elevated trains etc). Every time we were about to catch her she would fly off into space on her "flying wing" style aircraft. Eventually I followed her up, and followed her to her base, which was on an island in the middle of the ocean. The classic evil lair, it was built into the island, with internal airstrips, tons of evil minions guarding the area, multiple buildings and overwatch locations and the usual shit. There was also some kind of crash test area. A wall with the crash test whatever would come rushing across this long tunnel and smash into a styrofoam target. This was an obstacle, we had to time our movement across the tunnel so that it wouldn't smash into us. Eventually we beat the villain and blew up the island
Had a dream last night that me and these 2 other guys stole a boat. The thing is we knew the location of a treasure that everyone was searching for in the area. So to create a diversion to throw everyone off of the search for the treasure we did what every sane person normally does, [B]rig a IED to the dock.[/B] After the initial explosion we jumped in the water and retrieved the treasure box got on the ship and set the ship, (which for some reason went wherever the GPS was set to) on a course to Canada. Then it got wierd. I decided we should go to New York instead. Because the place in Canada we were going to go to was very remote, but the guy who knew how to operate the GPS wouldn't budge. The other guy with me got mad and then punched the GPS, it flickered and it set the destination to the Canary islands and it got stuck. At this point we knew we were gonna run out of fuel and eventually die. For some reason we never thought of calling for help, I think the consequences of blowing up a dock would not be as bad as dying. Then for some reason this group of people from my English class this year came aboard, and the dream kinda went haywire.
Being chased. Horrible dream has been bothering me for months, always running, never the same thing.
I had a dream by Dad shot a bunch of (bad?) people in the face, but I can't remember why. Then the police came and we drove away literally as they got there - without them even bothering to stop us. I need to keep a dream journal because I know these are getting more odd and vivid, especially when I have multiple alarms to get up, but I forget almost the entire thing after breakfast.
That I woke up with an insect infestation. Colorful centipedes were crawling in my bathroom and I freaked out. I transported myself to my library and then got told by my dad I passed out and there were a dozen of these centipedes on me. I freaked out even more and started a genocide with the bug spray can.
[QUOTE=Onepu;45209202]That I woke up with an insect infestation. Colorful centipedes were crawling in my bathroom and I freaked out. I transported myself to my library and then got told by my dad I passed out and there were a dozen of these centipedes on me. I freaked out even more and started a genocide with the bug spray can.[/QUOTE] I have a weird phobia of stepping on bugs caused by childhood shit so dreams like that are literally the worst nightmares for me. Or were, I haven't had a proper nightmare in years.
I had a dream where I was in the car with my father and an old lady cut us off. My dad got pissed and honked and she slammed the breaks, got out and shot my dad in the head and got back in her car.
[quote]I used heroin with Josh and buddies. Sitting in a bathroom while they drink, and getting nervous about a contact high, but then he puts in my face a vase of some water with white heroin floating at the top, and asks me to drink, so I do. I'm now in a public area, which is being flooded with rainwater, discussing drug use with someone else. I might have been rolling a marijuana cigarette. Discussing my first time smoking weed – at another campus, which was similarly flooded. We went downstairs, I talked with Kate – then I started to feel funny, and realized that this all must be an intense heroin-driven vision. I literally flew upstairs, out the door, finding myself near a cornfield. I flew up in the air, to find myself soaring over a Minecraft landscape populated by giants. It became ridiculous as I tried to bring myself to reality. Then I had a false awakening (I awoke in-dream, and thus dreamt about waking up and inspecting my dream). I very violently flew out of bed, hitting my teeth in the process. I was in my dorm, and I had flung myself to Josh's bed next to mine in my stupor. My lips were curled over my teeth. Someone else in the room joked about bad reactions.[/quote] That was a fucking amazing dream.
i got lucid in a dream and spawned a bunch of anime chicks and fucked them in the process losing all my lucidity. FUCK.
I had a few dreams, one I was playing Battlefield but for some reason I couldn't do any damage to anyone so my friends at the time were laughing at me, pretty much all I remember, I had this other weird one that involved a vial of this liquid, not sure if it actually had any positive purpose, but if you put it on your skin you'd have seven days to live. The weird part is if you put more on your skin, it would add another seven days, but you'd slowly go insane from it. Also it attracts flies. I'm sure there's some deeper metaphorical thing you could pull out of that. There was this other one where me and one of my friends were trying to get to a train station or something but we had to hide from some people at the same time, so it was some Solid Snake shit. all I remember.
Sounds similar to some of my dreams right there ^ I've had 'em more often than once, and they often involve going to the train station, and catching a train. Or an aeroplane. (And there are always people around, also people I know sometimes make their appearance in these weird dreams.) And the process of doing that always seems so hard, threatening, and for me the whole thing gets repeated over and over, so it's nightmarish. (It's also always evening, or like after-school time.)
Well last night I had two dreams. In the first dream, I was in Japan as a foreign exchange student of some sort (which is odd considering the fact that if I ever were to participate in a foreign exchange student program of some sort I would most likely go to a Scandinavian country) anyways I was in Japan and it kept switching between me sitting in a dark room with multiple rows of PC's with other foreign exchange students working, and some run down sushi place. This went on for roughly 10 minutes or so (if time is even a thing in dreams), For the last part of the first dream, I went to the home of some young Japanese women(like her early twenties) who gladly invited me in to talk and have tea (When I initially walked into her house I greeted her with "konnichiwa" but then after she smiled and gave me an awkward look I said "hi" and she told me that she could speak English fluently as well), after that, I can't even recall what was discussed but out of nowhere a fire began at her front door and it was spreading fast, I quickly grabbed her and a voice that sounded like mine said "What is your favorite thing?" and she quickly pointed at something and said "That necklace!", I frantically searched for whatever it was but I grabbed the wrong thing (it was actually a necklace but I guess it was the wrong one) and she yelled "No!" and then the flames consumed the entire front of the house in an instant,I closed my eyes for about a second and opened them back up again and the front of the house was back to normal. I then heard the women sobbing over in a corner with her hands over her eyes like this [t]https://yogainternational.com/assets/content/articles/H90_1.jpg[/t] I went over to her and kneeled down infront of her and put begin removing her hands from her face and telling her that "Everything is alright, you're safe" and I began comforting her When I finally got her hands all the way off of her face her eyes were bloodshot red and she began wiping the remaining tears off of her face and she sniffled a tiny bit. I felt sort of sad I won't lie. After that the dream ended. Now for the second dream, I met Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford at their current ages, I was walking down this street when I saw Harrison Ford leaning against a kiosk wearing a tuxedo, I went up to him and said "Mr. Ford, can I have your autograph?", He smiled at me and came over to me and put his arm around my back (in a "ol buddy ol pal" sort of way) and we both began walking, after a few minutes of walking I saw another man sitting down by himself wearing a tuxedo and he was looking at the ground, When me and Harrison got closer the man sitting down looked up at us both and smiled, the man sitting down was Mark Hamill, I quickly said "Oh my god it's Mark Hamill!, Hey man!" and Mark came over and began walking with us. We eventually all reached some cafeteria area in the middle of a street after walking for a few more minutes and we sat down and took pictures together and that is when I finally woke up.
I was witnessing the end of the Earth. People all around were turning a sickly, pale purple and attacking one another. Animals were going wild and attempting to kill any creature in sight. Over an abandoned car lot, I witnessed a dusty city, being smashed apart by the iron giant. With the debris of the buildings, he wrote a sentence. Something archaic that went like: "Unshield your infrastructure, become part of the new" Probably the closest dream I've had to a premonition, but also a very cool, yet scary dream.
I "woke up" in a completely different room, In a half-finished sort of house. Still in my bed, looking over to my left and right, I kept seeing small, glowing cyan "heads", sort of like old representations of ghosts. The majority of the dream I had a feeling that something was behind me or just out of my field of vision. I can't exactly remember what I did, but I somehow got rid of the ghosts, but I still felt uneasy. As I tried to go back to bed, it started to rain outside the house and I noticed a giant hole that had opened up in the wall on the left side of the house. I decided that it would be a shitty idea to stay here and try to go to sleep, so I set off out of the house. It was pouring, lightning was cracking across the sky and I felt so extremely scared, as if I was being pursued. I followed the trail leading away from my "house" until I came across a giant hill. Climbing up the hill, the sense of urgency and fear grew stronger, as if something was right on my heels. I reached the top of the hill, and the clouds cleared. I stood on a small blacktop, the sun beaming into my face, bouncing warmth off of the blacktop onto me. Looking further along the path, I saw another house. My family was sitting on the porch, waving to me. I didn't feel scared or rushed anymore, so I just kind of stood there and took in the sun. I woke up as I set off towards my family. I guess you could consider that a nightmare?
Posted a questionable furaffinity link on my Facebook, endless pages of reactions from various people I know. Thank god it was a dream.
I dreamed of correcting someone's pronunciation of word "anime". I cannot recall who that someone was.
Sitting at a local park It was empty That is all
I took pamphlets from a group of screaming Mormons, and then noticed one woman had a beard and a skull exactly in the shape of a horse's
I was inside of a volcano, and ran out of places to stand to keep me away from the lava. I slowly burned to death from my feet up. It was actually quite a mind fuck.
I was chatting with my old history teacher about WWII for whatever reason. We're joking about different things that happened, having a few laughs, when I randomly ask "what would Hitler do if he was transported to modern times". My teacher just smiles and shakes his head, laughing a little bit, and tells me he has no idea. Suddenly I just [B]become Hitler[/B]. I'm in China, standing on the bank of some river with a few of my buddies, waiting for this weird double-decker bus-boat thing to come by and pick us up. I'm starting to get impatient. I've been waiting here for over 5 minutes, watching other bus-boats go in and out and other people get where they want to go, but my bus-boat hasn't come yet. I only know a few words in German in real life, so I just start swearing in English and throw in a "nein", "arschloch", and "ich bin der mann" every now and then. Finally the bus-boat pulls into the harbor and I get on. The driver starts saying stuff to me in Chinese and it's unclear whether he knows any English whatsoever. I go down the aisle to search for an empty seat, noticing that the bus is full of people that go to my actual high school. school. They all look kind of bored, and most are just texting or sleeping. I actually start to get a little nervous when a few of them look at me, and I seem to forget that I'm Hitler, not me. I manage to find an empty seat, and I plop down. The boat-bus itself was actually pretty nice. The wall, floor, and chairs were covered in this red carpet, and there were little TVs up on the ceiling. I reach into a backpack I had apparently brought with me and pull out this orange puppet thing that looked kind of like a muppet. I put my hand in it, make it move around a little bit and talk. Then I pull off my pants, showing my striped blue boxers. As I'm controlling the puppet, I start to violently hump it, and I open and shut the puppet's mouth while making loud, high-pitched moans when its mouth is open. It's so loud that everybody on the bus can hear it, and almost the second I start doing it I get horrified looks from everybody around me. People are gasping in shock, taking pictures, you name it. When I notice everybody staring at me, I start to get self-conscious, so I slow the puppet-humping to a stop. The bus is dead quiet, and all eyes are trained directly at me. With a sigh, I put my pants back on, and stand to address the other passengers. I tell them that if they pretend that none of this has happened and if they ignore me from here on out, I will reward them. The bus erupts in people agreeing to the deal. With a confident nod, I reach into my backpack and pull out a ton of certificates. Each certificate was a degree from some random college that people could either use and say that it was theirs or sell for tons of $$$. I go around handing them out one by one until everybody has one, then I go back to the puppet-humping. As I'm doing the deed, I look over at the TV, which was playing some kind of cartoon, when an idea hits me: I should create my own TV network with shows that are all about me. I pull out my cellphone and call up my agent. As I explain the proposition to him, I can tell he's impressed; sure enough, he showers me with praise when I finish, telling me that it's a great idea and he'll get right on it. I hang up and look at the TV. After a few seconds, the cartoon switches over to my new network: Hitler TV. There's a cute little introduction, then it switches over to a cartoon I had asked for. It was all about a cartoon version of me and the puppet and all these different adventures they go on. [I]the end[/I]
I had another night terror again. This time I was permabanned for posting cuckold porn and I woke up frightened that it actually happened.
I had a dream that I was locked inside of a school for a few moments until I convinced one of the vice-principals to let me out, and when we walked over to the door I saw that there were a line of children also waiting to exit the building that hadn't been let out yet. So I got outside and I saw what looked like some old friends, and somehow I tagged along to one of their family's houses, everything was going well until a strange turn of events ended up with me in their secret laboratory where the family told me that they were Nazis and that they needed my blood to make an antidote and vaccine for this crazy flu that was spreading around rapidly. They started to grab me somewhat forcefully to take me over to the table, but I told them that I agree and that they can have my blood for the cause; they sighed with relief and told me that trying to get the subject over to the operating table is always the hardest part of their operation. The next strangest part is that when he went to get my blood he put an IV in my wrist and a tube in my butt both leading into a container, at which point I accepted it, but thought it was kind of fucked up at the same time. Then I started shitting furiously through the tube and shit was flying everywhere, and I felt so bad for shitting all over the floor etc. They cleaned it all up and we continued on my blood giving operation. For some reason no matter what happened no blood would go through the IV no matter how many times he fixed the position on my wrist. The dream seemed to end in what I believe was a pizza party, except the pizza was pretty shitty, even worse than Little Cesar's, but I didn't complain because I was starting to think that these Nazi fellas and ladies were pretty cool. I'm still feeling fucked up from that dream. :v:
Dreamt I was robbing a bank which was located at the top of a skyscraper with a team. We didn't have an escape plan though, so we all just sort of waited around to get arrested.
Had a dream I leaned over a handrail at the airport and got arrested and labeled a domestic terrorist. Got sentenced to death by hanging on the airport runway on a big platform facing some high-school-football-field-style bleachers placed next to the jetbridge that seated all my friends and family. I had the rope around my neck, watching my mom and my wife wave goodbye to me, when the trapdoor beneath me unlatched and I woke up.
I was at a World Cup game. Don't know who was playing, but I was sitting with the Cast of the Hunger games. Then there was a earthquake and my dream changed to something else. For some reason I was joining the Marine Corps, I was doing training for like 5 minutes then I woke up.
I had a dream that some random guy on facepunch gave me a steam game called "Inferno" where you had to move these little blocks up and away from lava, and if you hit the side or floaty things blocking you, you lost life points too. It was fun, but the problem was that it was in some really weird language, like Icelandic something something. I could barely play it. I looked on the game's website, which was in horrible English, and it said I had to pay 1500 bucks to change it to the English version. Then I woke up. :v:
had a dream where I fucked a potato pretty sure it's because I had mashed potatoes for dinner though
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