• What did you dream about last night?
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I had a dream about eating pancakes. Just that. A whole half hour of nothing but eating pancakes.
I was being chased by Postal for swearing in my room and he tried to ban me. I stole his plane and flew away until he took down my plane with a rocket launcher
[quote]Later, in some kind of boarding house or hospital. Some ancient lady's things were being stolen. I saw a pretty girl and grabbed her, then dropped her and grabbed another. I pulled her to a useful area and we had all kinds of sex. During the critical act, she cried out, “Oh god, why is it so smelly!”[/quote] Fuck yeah [editline]4th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=matt000024;45251767]What's Calea? Wikipedia says it can be many things. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calea_%28genus%29[/url][/QUOTE] Maybe refer to my other thread :) [thread=1368873]here[/thread] [editline]4th July 2014[/editline] The girl I sexed was actually invisible
I keep having dreams about school. "Your 5 page essay is due tomorrow!" Fuck's sake brain, it's the middle of summer. Also, I've noticed paintings of recurring places in my dreams spread throughout the classrooms. Theres a filthy dock, a giant room that looks like the inside of a wooden toy block, a futuristic canal filled with lava, with an empty dentist office/barber/restaurant. I'm sure there was more but I don't remember.
um....what does it mean when you have a dream about seeing your mother getting stabbed by some drug addict who wanted her money? Fortunately she came to no real harm because I was able to stop him, but still.
First actual wet dream I've ever had. I don't even remember what it was about, all I remember is waking up and having to change my boxers. I do remember something about feet, which was weird because I don't like feet.
This one is [B]SUPER[/B] long, so yeh, here we go. Grab some popcorn. [B]FIRST DREAM:[/B] It's a bit vague now so I will try my best here, but my friends and I were goofing off in some rich people neighborhood, no idea why. Anyways, to get out of this place, we had to escape onto the roof of a house at the end of the block. The only way through, was a window we had to climb into to get to the room with the attic door. After 50 times of trying to reach the window, I made it up first. The little kid woke up when I landed on the floor. I scrambled to try to open the damned attic door, but before I could, the stupid kid squeaked MOMMY really fucking loud (think tf2 lil kid and that's what it sounded like), and the mom came in and shot me in the gut with a shotgun, so I died I guess. [B]SECOND DREAM:[/B] This one is completely freaky and weird. And long. ( I woke up at 1pm thanks to this) [B]PART 1: [/B]I was driving down the freeway, and it looked completely normal, which was weird since in my dreams freeways never do, but there was a shit ton of traffic. I said fuck it, since I saw an in-n-out at the next exit. So, I merged over and went to go get a burger. I was sitting there in the car, eating. I was looking out at the freeway, since the parking lot was on a hill overlooking it. There were construction workers working, which was why there was so much traffic. Anyways, some guy in a miata or something had broken down. He pulled over into the emergency lane there where the construction workers were. Everything was cool. He went around to the front of the car and sat on the hood, pulled his cell out and called the cops or something. About 15 seconds later, out of the corner of my eye, I see this 2000 something jeep or suv come barreling down the emergency lane, where all the dudes were, since I guess the person didn't wanna wait for traffic. They were goin about 120 mph, and BLAM they hit the small car, which made it explode instantly, killing the dude who was there. It almost killed a construction guy, but he dodged it just in time. The explosion from the miata though, made the jeep explode, which sent parts and tires flying into traffic, which made more cars pile up. I think like 20 people died, since guts and crushed cars were everywhere. I got outta my car and was just like :pwn: for a good 20 mins just looking at this huge ass mess down there. Finally, the cops that the guy called showed up, and were just like :pwn:. Then, one of the cops who was totally hot was all sad and wanted me to hold him, so I did. I groped that sexy cop for a good 15 minutes until the older not sexy cop composed himself a bit and wanted me to fill out some papers. [B]PART 2:[/B] After the whole thing, I realized that Bill, who is an acquaintance of mine, was sitting in a van a little bit away in the parking lot. So, I ran over there all like, "wtf just happened did you see that shit bro?" He was like, "yeah, holy shit." Then the cops were walking over there, and were gunna ask him stuff. Before they came over, he told me that he needed some caulk, since he needed to buy it for tiles or some shit, but now he didn't have the time. He had something called P4, but he said he needed me to return it. He gave me the little tube and said go get stronger caulk. So, I ran to the hardware store, grabbed some P6 caulk, and handed it to him. He looked at it, and said, "no, this isn't it. P8 caulk is the key." [B]PART 3:[/B] After Bill said that I needed P8, some weird woosh happened. I woke up in my car, still on the freeway, maybe 15 mins before the whole crash. Time had frozen momentarily until I came to my senses, and realized that it was a vision. Sure enough, the suv jeep person was riding my ass. She was some old hag looking middle aged lady, with long gray hair and round glasses. She then zipped around me, causing the crash. After about an hour being stuck in traffic due to that, I remember driving to where the construction workers were. I stopped. The whole place was chaos, dead guys, oil, and blood everywhere. There was the guy who had dodged the car earlier, all shaken up. I went over to see if I could help since noone else stopped. He said the lady mysteriously left without a scratch on her, and that she had headed towards the mall. So that's where I drove to from there. [B]PART 4: [/B]After a short trip I got to the mall. First place I looked was this strange, fancy, restaurant hotel type place. I asked the head waiter dude if he had seen where this lady had gone. He said he saw her go in the back, where the storage room was. I went back there, and sure enough, she was there looking for something. I tried to turn invisible ( a common thing in my dreams) so she couldn't see me. But, she still could. I can't remember the exact details, but for some reason, it was a blue backpack. I grabbed it, and she ran after me. Anyways, it was the typical dream chase I get where I'm trying to pass through walls unnoticed, like a ghost. Someone who was psychic or something noticed me escaping and told the lady. Then, she tried to attack me. I opened the backpack, and it was the P8 caulk. I used it to kill her somehow. Then I woke up. That's what I remember. [B]TL:DR-[/B] First dream was that my friends and I had to escape some rich neighborhood through someone's attic, and the little kid in the room we broke into snitched, which resulted in me getting shot and dying. Second dream was of a weird car crash I witnessed after leaving the freeway, which resulted in me groping some sexy cop guy, which turned out to be a premonition since I woke up still on the road. I had to find a way to stop some evil lady from killing people in the crash. The way to finally destroy her was revealed by Bill in the premonition, as being P8 caulk, which was in the blue backpack I had to steal. I hope the first car crash part of the second dream doesn't turn out to be an actual premonition or something, since I will be going on a bit of a road trip this weekend. I usually never get dreams like that unless something is going to occur. It just seemed way too real to me this time. If it's sexy cop ass though.. hehehehehehee.... no complaints. Also I don't know how I remembered all of this. Took me over an hour.
I drempt me and some friends found a book and if you wrote something into it, it would come true. The FBI came to use and tried to take it, so we wrote "this book cannot be tracked" in it. I also wrote "Dylan is really good at voice acting and can do any voice ever"
I had a malware dream again. I get home from whatever, and I go to the computer to find the desktop reverted to looking like XP with all sorts of adware. I try to run RKill.exe, but it is detected by something and shut off. Suddenly I look to my right and my matress is standing up. That's when I realized it was a dream. So I try to wake myself up. I woke up, and set the upright mattress as my notice of lucid dreaming. I get up and don't see it. I sigh and go to use my computer. About to get on Facepunch, some installer program starts installing junk again. I started panicking. I then woke up for real, questioning if this was reality or a dream within a dream within a dream.
Giant airships, with giant propellers. Nicknamed them Sky Whales. It was the dead of night in dream land, and the sky was full of them. There were also planes and hovercraft and helicopters and whatever There were these hummingbird-esque planes that I can't help but feel they were from something but I can't remember what. All I know is, it was awesome, and I'd might be able to rough sketch their designs from what I can remember whenever I'm able to.
Mine was somewhat along the lines of a lucid dream. I dreamt that I had 3 days to live, my first day went great, but I freaked out uncontrollably the second. That's around when I woke up. Thank you so fucking much, brain.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;45333191]I had a malware dream again. I get home from whatever, and I go to the computer to find the desktop reverted to looking like XP with all sorts of adware. I try to run RKill.exe, but it is detected by something and shut off. Suddenly I look to my right and my matress is standing up. That's when I realized it was a dream. So I try to wake myself up. I woke up, and set the upright mattress as my notice of lucid dreaming. I get up and don't see it. I sigh and go to use my computer. About to get on Facepunch, some installer program starts installing junk again. I started panicking. I then woke up for real, questioning if this was reality or a dream within a dream within a dream.[/QUOTE] How can dreams be real if we ourselves aren't real :v:
I dreamed I was the new guy on a police force investigating some sort of crime, but we couldn't figure it out. I was driving home in pitch black weather and dropped my phone out of the car window somehow and had to go find it, and once I picked it up I solved the crime. I woke up soon later
I was in a school ceremony and when i got home there was a angryman in my kitchen. He asked if the milk that was on a table was mine and was about to throw it on the ground. I just said "Are you going to do this again?" and then i just took my shield and sword and started fighting with him. we took the fight to my living room where i just blocked his attacks and tried to backstab him once, after that he become a giant. i ran with someone else to a forest which was near our house and the other guy hid me into a large pack of branches. when the giant came out he ripped off the other guys head and started looking for me. some blue ghosts and headless horses that were on fire tried to save me but they vanished, and some elf archer tried to kill the giant but he got killed too. Then i accidentally touched a brick that fell into a pit and made a huge noise, few seconds later the giant foud me and i started to press alt+f4 on a invisible keyboard. he killed me and i woke up in the dream in my room and i got a message saying "Dont be scared you're the only human on this planet left" I went out and i asked a neighbour to help me and we started walking and he explained something. there were some kinds that found some gold and i took a cigarette pack from them and smoke it. i went back home hid the cigarettes and i saw the same giant guy. he only said "Are we going to do this again?" and then i woke up. (i've been playing Darksouls too much)
I dreamt of sleeping. That was good.
I was in some abandoned asylum with some strange guy. I tried to find an exit, but he was content with just playing with a toy truck while muttering incoherently to himself. The whole time I felt like we were being watched and hunted. I keep walking, with brief glimpses of the outdoors, some meadow in the middle of nowhere. At a few corners I see a shadow of a humanoid being running across the room. I keep ending up in the room with the man talking nonsense regardless the paths I take. Eventually I come face to face with the being stalking around. It charges at me before I woke up. WTF
So i somehow dreamed about donkeykong 64/mass effect hybrid with danny devito as the main character
I had a dream of my model kit breaking apart, and I think I was trying to put it back together, or at least find all the missing pieces but with no avail.
I was walking in a park and the i remembered that i had just gone to bed so i knew it was a dream. I have never entered lucid state like that. Then i spend some time trying to alter the surrounding but i couldnt change a thing. Then i was in front of a computer using google earth looking at a forrest in sweden. Then i was in that forrest and there were mooses all over the place. Then there was this clown guy who was really sad and scary. We talked for hours but he didnt cheer up. At last i was at a childre ns party with my old class mates. The teachers were dancing and the kids got drunk.
The dream that I most remember from when I was really young, was this recurring dream where a beaver in a circus tent was getting buried alive in sand for some reason. As the sand covers it, the beaver cries out, "But I haven't even learned how to fly yet!". It scared the shit out of me every time for some reason.
Had an alternative universe dream. I found myself in a battle of Ironclads. I jumped into the water and swam to the shore. The shore was in the country of Wyoming which was near the arctic, most of the year it was frozen, such was the climate. Now, because I didn't belong in this universe, I was invisible to anyone that I didn't personally want to show myself to. The tech level of the world was basically ~1920. Wyoming was run by an oppressive government, similar to the nazis, but they wore the pointy helmets of WW1 germans. I met a resistance member who introduced me to the rest of the resistance movement. They beat me up as an initiation (to make sure I wouldn't give in if I ever was captured and tortured). Now here I received more info regarding the world I was in. I noticed a map on the table and looked at it, and asked some info: Wyoming, as said before, was a small arctic country located where the northernmost parts of Canada would be in our Earth, on the Left Continent. The majority of this alternate Earth was covered by land, so the oceans were very small compared to the real world. There were a couple of large countries/superpowers that ran the world, with the rest being small and scattered. I remember the Island of Africa located in the middle of an enormous continent, basically where America would have been. It was one of the big countries, and it was surrounded by a 100km wide river that gave it the Island status. I asked what the happiest country in the world was, and they said France. A tiny country with shitloads of forests. There was also the Russian Kingdom that took up most of the lower right of the Right Continent, and Second Russia which was right on top of it, but an autonomous country even if the name suggests otherwise. Britannia took up the upper left, and everything between Britannia and Russia was a bunch of small countries (with France in the middle) Finland was called Finlandia and it was a slightly larger than average country above Russia and around the upper right of the Right Continent. The two Continents were separated by the Atlantic Strip. The dream went on, we visited a nightclub with the resistance members and later on arrived back to our base. One of the guys said he received a fine of 2000 thousand (he didn't say 2 million) Holmsies (Wyoming's currency) because he had fired off his gun at the nightclub. The average pay was about 500 thousand holmsies a month for example for a cook's job, and very skilled doctors could pull in 1,5 billion holmsies a month. So the income disparity was very high in this oppressed country. At this point a couple of policemen came in and took the guy away to "pay his fine". The rest of us knew he would be executed so we looked at eachother and nodded - we had to kill those officers and free the guy. Just as we began to move, in real life a postman dropped mail via my door and them slamming on the ground woke me up. Also here's the map of the world as I remember it after looking at it on the table. Click to enlarge. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/orkel_1405200778.png[/t]
Wish I had dreams that were as cool as that
Orkel comes here every once in a while to make everyone else feel inadequate like that. I dreamt of a lot of snakes and birds, a Bald Eagle and even a cat chasing me.
Being the paranoid bastard I am, I had a dream that I couldn't log into my Gmail account and after trying to login multiple times some kind of demonic voice said something that I didn't understand. After the voice said that thing I shock woke up to my alarm.
I was part of a squad of soldiers, there had been a firefight and one of our team had been killed, and everyone blamed me for his death, to the point that I started to believe it myself even though it wasn't my fault. For some reason a guy from where I work was there and he was the only one that didn't blame me. I'm not nor have I ever been in the military.
I was in JD Wetherspoons and I realised I was in a dream so I lied to the staff that I have allergies and I wanted to see the list of ingredients of the honey glaze sauce. Don't remember most of the list but the dream detailed two ingredients in the sauce: molasses and ketchup. The list also said that the pub chain uses fabric softener to make the bread extra crispy.
I was in some weird dungeon, with 3 other people. They told me that if I pass, I'll be the next god. Before the end of it, I found a table, and ~30 wishing lamps were on the table, then I woke up
I dreamt that all animals were the same size (size of a small dog), and they were all chasing eachother. In the dream my dad told me it was because of something called 'Hodging's beast syndrome'
I was in Animorphs for some reason. That's literally all I can remember. I haven't read or thought about Animorphs in years.
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