• What did you dream about last night?
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I had such a surrealistic dream last night. There were powerlines out in the middle of the ocean, with no land in sight. I was climbing and hanging onto these lines, and underneath me were circling sharks, who would occasionally jump up and try to get me. I would kick and punch them in the face to try and scare them off, but they would'nt leave me alone. Suddenly, the line snapped and i fell in the water which was when i woke up. I have a deep fear of sharks and dark murky water, so i was pretty shaken. This is what it looked like: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xZWlZ5h.png[/IMG]
I dreamt that I was playing minecraft on a bus with a macbook and I got banned for throwing furries into the street. Durring the bus ride, I passed by 4 People chasing after a coucou from zelda and then the bus driver drove off a cliff, Me and 3 other people survived including the bus driver. He strapped a bomb to his chest and got naked and started screaming HEIL HITLER HEIL HITLER. When the bomb went off I woke up. This is the least craziest thing I have dreamt of, tbh.
Pretty much a "clip show" involving memories of my cat. Like, how back when I had a CRT monitor she'd sit on it in the winter because it was warm due to being in use. How she could stand still just right and actually be mistaken for a cat doll. How when she first came to live with us, she darted right under my mothers bed and the rest of the day only popped out to playfully bat the feet of whoever was sitting near by.
that bluebear from animal crossing moved back into my town and gave me the entire modern wood set [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/1/shrug.001.gif[/img]
Honey Boo Boo wanted to get her mother's attention so she decided to use fire to get her mother's attention. She ended up burning down their Barcelona apartment and then cried that she would have to commute two hours each way from Figueres to Barcelona for her to get to university. Right...
I was a dragon rider who found an egg, hatched and raised it, then rode it over the ocean with a bunch of other dragons all around me. It was fucking great. Also, almost had sex with this girl but was like "WAIT NO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IRL" and woke up because adultery is no bueno. Even in dreams :v:
I had a weird ass dream about working at a zoo. First, I had to dissect a giant insect, made fillets out of its legs for the restaurant. But I had already worked a 12 hour day so I decided to take a break. I stripped naked and jumped into what was known as the "Boner-Pool", which was a big pool full of naked men with boners, and was located right next to the crocodiles and lions. The rest of the dream was about swimming in the pool with everyone else and taking pictures of the nearby crocodiles
I'm pretty sure the stuff I dreamed about last night would break UK obscenity laws
Zombies really freak me out, so I have dreams like this all the time. Although I'll probably be too consumed in fear to do much, I think I'm totally prepared for the zombie apocalypse because of it.
I dreamt that my facial hair grew out so much overnight that I looked like chewbacca.
I had a dream that I worked in mcdonald's and the uniform consisted of a bin liner
I was in high school and got news that nazis invaded the town, i didn't notice anything at first until I saw that the canadian flag was replaced with the nazi one. Everyone was freaking out and I watched ss goosestepping through the hallways. I went to hide in the nurse's office but joseph mengele was already there so I decided to go to the cooking room in the cafeteria and saw nazis throwing students into the ovens, but one of the students was really fat and the oven blew up when they pushed him in, so i ran out of the school while the entire building exploded. I looked back and saw nothing but rubble and dead nazis everywhere. And jar jar binks patted me on the back and said "me so sorry" that's all I remember
Last night I had a dream that Gabe Newell died from alcohol poisoning and everyone was posting about it on Facebook, and in his honor Valve released episode 3 exclusively on the iPhone. That was about it. I woke up and checked wikipedia to make sure he wasn't really dead too, then realized just how stupid I was.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45284424]Yep, another raccoon dream, cept this one was really neat. This time I was like hanging out in some alchemy lab and there was some sorceress lady. I think I was her pet or something. She'd have me taste whatever she was making and I'd suggest other ingredients, like I'd point out some leaves that were growing on a wall and she'd be like "ah yes, that'll work!" I know some other stuff happened after this, but I can't remember.[/QUOTE] Had this dream again. I also had it a few days ago, but it was pretty much the same. It went a bit further this time. This lizardman guy walks in and orders some potions or something idr. We started talking about things and he said something about a king or something and the sorceress lady got really offended and pushed him out. I asked her what that was about and she told me "it's a long story". Then I woke up.
I had a dream I was shopping for backpacks, because I was flying to America in order to stalk Paul Simon. The backpack had to be big enough to carry one child (or indeed a really tiny adult), so I took my little brother with me and stuffed him in various packs to find a perfect one. In the dream it all sounded very ordinary and not at all creepy. "Would that be with a built-in child or are you going to purchase one separately?" After waking up and thinking about my dream I came to the conclusion I have a suppressed desire to kidnap Paul Simon and make him my personal music slave.
so this isnt a dream i had last night it was a dream i had several months ago but it was so damn weird i actually wrote it down. the dream begins with me at a computer console in some underground laboratory very similar to aperture labs which it seems is what it was based of off however it was darker and edgier had kind of a silent hill vibe to it. The room i was in was MASSIVE it appeared to be miles long 300 feet wide and it had an unknown height and it there was a huge inactive machine in the room about 100 feet away from where i was, anyway in the dream i was sifting through data logs and found an experiment log on what in my dream was GLADOS. It then went into a weird flashback mode and showed GLADOS being experimented on. after that it skips ahead to a very strange part it shows random bits of junk being periodically dropped through a vent that then fused with GLADOS and it appeared to cause it pain. GLADOS was slowly morphed into what i realized was that huge machine infront of me and after looking at it was basically a steam punk giant robot thing. One of its "feet" was a nasa crawler i think this was done to put into perspective how big it was. after further reading the log i discovered that GLADOS had killed all of the scientists and then for some strange reason shutdown for an unknown period of time before reactivating. i then read another log and it shows GLADOS plans for revenge. It had used the automated foundries in the laboratory to make another giant robot that was dubbed her "son" it had the appearance of a giant 100 ft tall skeletal terminator with an ICBM on its back. it was then that i remembered my earlier expedition in this laboratory years ago and had a flashback. i had descended down a giant silo (the entrance to the lab?) and it had a blast door at the bottom after getting half way down i stopped at this room which appeared to be guard station with security monitors then alarms start blaring and the blast doors opened and the robot starting rising on an elevator that i knew would reach the top of the silo and after seeing the ICBM i knew i had to stop it or millions of people could die. Then out of nowhere i got a rocket launcher that appeared to be the one from the original red faction game. unfortunately the flashback ends there but i do remember beating it and getting the hell out of there. after thinking for a few minutes i come to the conclusion that killing her "son" had some sort of electronic backlash which is what seemingly killed GLADOS, just then the wreckage or GLADOS collapses and a strange figure emerges its GLADOS but with a smaller more mobile body it had taloned feet and one arm has human like while the other was a spear like appendage meant for killing and its head was a smaller version version of GLAdos head in portal 2 after seeing this creature i ran for my life into a corridor to the left of me which was pitch black the only things left that i remember was shaky cam. It was the most surreal dream i have ever had
I was on the last floor of a really tall office building and had to go to some place at the other side of the city. For some reason I decided that the best course of action would be to grab a parachute and jump out the window. It felt amazing, the wind was blowing in just the right direction and I could see the entire city under my feet. The parachute was a bit weird though because every time I was about to hit the ground, there would be a sudden updraft which would carry me back up. I "flew" through the city like this for a while until I arrived to the base of a hill with a massive church at the top. I tried to deploy the parachute and fly to the top but I heard a voice in my head saying "I can't do that right now" and the parachute was completely inert, so I walked all the way to the top of the hill. There, the parachute worked again so I used it to get to the roof of the church, where I saw a bunch of circular towers stacked on top of each other in a way that would be physically impossible, forming some kind of massive stairway going up into the sky and right into a thunder storm. I flew from tower to tower, and as I approached the top, I had a feeling of deja vu and I somehow knew that something unholy was up there and that something terrible would happen if I kept going. The very last tower had a gigantic eye at its base, but all it did was stare at me so I didn't really pay attention to it and jumped on top of the tower. At first there was nothing there, but then a guy who was apparently the devil suddenly appeared in front of me. He had the typical beard and reddish skin but he looked more like a stereotypical fat, jolly uncle, and he actually seemed pretty friendly despite being a bit shady. He greeted me, and out of nowhere a bunch of excited people appeared around me and started walking around, taking pictures. Turned out the place was actually a tourist attraction. While visiting, I ended up in a small dark house which was filled with wooden tables. There were tables everywhere, on the floor, on the walls, even on the ceiling. Then I noticed everything went silent, as if all the tourists were gone. As I headed for the door, I found it closed and locked so I assumed the devil simply closed the place since everyone left and didn't see me or something. I escaped by moving one of the tables which was against a wall and hid a window that I could easily open. Once outside, I heard someone whistling a tune, the sound seemed to come from a small shack which was next to the house I was trapped in - sounds like someone was taking a shower in there. I knocked to the door and said "hey, why did you lock me inside that house, not cool man". He replied "what how did you get out- I mean, wow I thought everyone was gone, hold on", then got out. He led me back into the house, stood in front of me and then said "ok let's do this". As if I knew what he was talking about, I asked "what, do you mean that annual ritual?". He replied "kind of", then shoved my face in his armpit. It was hairy and wet and it smelled like pure evil, and although it was particularly uncomfortable, I somehow expected it and didn't feel the need to struggle. After a few seconds, he released me and then gave me what looked like strawberry mousse. For some reason I was really hungry so I took handfuls of it and shoved them in my mouth. It had a horribly bitter aftertaste so I complained about it, to which he replied "no, that's just the armpits". After that I left and found myself back home telling the whole story to my mom. Long story short, I used a magical parachute to visit a tourist attraction owned by Satan on the roof of a church then got a faceful of smelly devil armpits for no apparent reason.
My college roommate invited me to go see a musical. On the way we stumbled across some ludicrously large bungee slingshot thing. Everyone rode it, followed by me, but I screwed it up, it spazzed out like a GMod ragdoll, and then broke. [editline]28th July 2014[/editline] Then I jumped down the hill and died
Had a false awakening. I rose up from my bed and walked towards the toilet but I noticed that for some reason there was a fair bit of water on my apartment's floor. So I picked up some paper and started wiping it off, and then I realized - why is there water on my floor? Why is my bed on the wrong side of the room? I plugged my nose and tried to breathe through it (a reality check) and at that very moment when I realized I could breathe, it literally felt as I was strongly pulled back in to my real body and woke up for real. [editline]28th July 2014[/editline] It really is a fucking weird feeling that you can't experience anywhere else. It really feels like something suddenly and strongly sucks every single atom that "makes" your dream body up, from behind, right into your real body. Who else here has had that feeling?
[QUOTE=Orkel;45525214]Had a false awakening. I rose up from my bed and walked towards the toilet but I noticed that for some reason there was a fair bit of water on my apartment's floor. So I picked up some paper and started wiping it off, and then I realized - why is there water on my floor? Why is my bed on the wrong side of the room? I plugged my nose and tried to breathe through it (a reality check) and at that very moment when I realized I could breathe, it literally felt as I was strongly pulled back in to my real body and woke up for real. [editline]28th July 2014[/editline] It really is a fucking weird feeling that you can't experience anywhere else. It really feels like something suddenly and strongly sucks every single atom that "makes" your dream body up, from behind, right into your real body. Who else here has had that feeling?[/QUOTE] It's obviously not something that's easy to describe in words; I can't tell you for sure if I've felt that.
I was in a forest during an airsoft match or paintball or something, and there was a HUGE tornaod in the background, but it was more of like, a big grey line-shaped cloud that stretched across the sky, I guess i thought it was a tornado cuz i heard somebody next to me say "big tornado" Then for some fucking reason, 50 cent, riding a giant tiger,(animal ambition's cover i guess) along with the whole g-unit crew riding beside him, getting chased by giant spiders that sort of looked like the ones from Skyrim. Yayo and Lloyd got eaten, 50 made it out, then I woke up out of breath I don't even fucking know.
Had a dream that I was at a rave outside Buckingham Palace, and Prince Harry and I became bro-fist-bestfriends. I later got called to the Hard Rock hotel in Las Vegas, by one of the chicks that used to be on 'Rehab! Party at the Hard Rock' (annoying bartending brunette), told that she totally reserved a cabana for me, that I didn't have to worry about paying for (all-inclusive). Sweet. Downing cocktails and shit. But apparently they had decided to 'create drama for the show' and basically tell me that I needed to front up with the money. So I was trapped in the cabana, then Robin Williams came along and showed me where the secret sensors were, that told them when I was leaving. He had the most ace sunglasses on ever and I remember I wanted his cocktail. So we snuck around the sensors, and were both free! Next thing you know we met up with Elmo, who informed us we were late for the furry party at Toys 'r' Us. I clearly have such a huge ego in my dreams that my only friends are famous people. My partner was a little dismayed when I told him I was 'like 2 sleep minutes from securing a bone from Harry.'
I saw Yung Lean in Target store and he was holding a coconut and he told me about how once he was on this island and people used coconuts to extract his blood
I (nearly) had sex with someone who kinda looked like Charlize Theron. She was my wife if memory serves me well. We lived in a fancy apartment in new york, it was kinda neat but i was so beta that i didn't even bang my own wife :v:
I dreamed that I had two budgies and that they were my pets and some day they got to baby budgies and then I had four budgies, it was awesome.
Dreamt an entire conversation with this chick friend of mine... Shit was intense. So much sexual tension.
I had an internet show where I talked about anime.
I was a soviet soldier in ww2 and got shot in the left hand. I walked about 100m and went to a house where my wound was healed. Went back outside and there was a B-17 and i said "I want to fly that thing" Somebody took the B-17 and crashed it into a tree and broke the left wing of it. When i woke up i realized that i was stung by a bee
A fan and something wanted to go up stairs, and then a kid does some bad shit and then his mom screams him to go back Then they are in the kitchen and the mom enters the scene while the kid had some other small kid on his side and it ended with "Blame my dad's womb!"
I woke up in my bed around 3:00 - 4:00 AM, I was half-awake and clumsy. I realized quickly that I was thirsty, so my goal was to go downstairs, get a drink of water, then run back up silently as to not disturb my parents. I got up out of bed, making sure to not awake my brother, who was sleeping in his bed which was 3 feet away from mine. My staircase has a creaky 9th step, so I make sure to skip it as I descend to the first floor. About halfway down the stairs, I notice something. You know the feeling when you're in the middle of a dream, sucked into you're own fabricated reality, acting it out movement by movement, but then everything halts as you finally realize that you aren't awake, and you're in a dream? For me, what came after I had this feeling was complete dread. I was now fully aware I was dreaming, and I felt as if something bad was going to happen. Continuing down the stairs, still curioous, I was almost at the bottom step, when I saw a black figure dart into my direction. I attempted to run past it and escape, but by that time it was too late, and it grabbed a hold of me. I tried desperately to break away from it's cold grasp. I tried screaming, banging loudly, anything. I woke up in my bed around 3:00 - 4:00 AM, I was half-awake and clumsy.
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