Last night I dreamed that I was shot repeatedly while waiting in stand still traffic.
Like this dude just walked down the road in between both lanes of cars, stopped next to my car on the passenger side then started to grab something out of his pocket. Immediately I started to panic, trying to undo my seat belt and get out of the car. Then the dude unloaded like 8 rounds on me. I woke up like right after that, but man I swear to you I felt the pain and my life slipping away as I woke up.
I usually have morbid nightmares like this quite often. It's hard to sleep at night because of this shit and I do not wish to go back to sleep each night.
I was visiting my grandma and reassured her that she can have as many Russian TV channels as she desires.
Then, I was climbing a cliff-side town (Riverhold from that Oblivion mod) just so I could propose to my girlfriend. She said yes and we kissed in Skyrim's Dunmeth Pass, close to Morrowind.
I still don't have a girlfriend :v:
I had a hyper realistic dream about a nuclear apocalypse.
I was just standing outside a shopping mall when the south to where the city was lit up in a mushroom cloud. Everyone was so confused and didn't know what to do. Then a plane crashed near me and I went to go help and a bunch of burning people where running out like that Nick Cage movie. Shit was horrifying and I couldn't get back to sleep.
I have some of the oddest wet dreams...
One of them was me robbing a jewelery store with (what seemed at the time a woman), and afterwards, she took off her wig and and make-up, revealing himself to be a man. After this we proceeded to have sex. I woke up a bit afterward.
A more recent one seemed to be in the main room of a giant alien mothership. There was a blocky, clay-like "sex doll" bent down in the middle of the room, in which I would repeatedly go over and have anal sex with whilst the extraterrestial lifeforms inhabiting the ship would look. This would go on for a couple of times until I eventually woke up.
I was playing The Sims 3 and in a restaurant, then everyone got naked so I picked a girl and fucked her. She turned into a chair and I peed on her
I was basically cuddling and having sex with a girl I know.
Felt kinda bad, when I woke up all alone.
[sp]Jokes on my feelings tho, the girl's coming over this weekend and we're actually really doing it.[/sp]
I was in high-school and I couldn't stand up straight. I was just kind of flopping on the floor. The other students were pointing and laughing at me. Then a girl I had a crush on helped me up so I could stand on my own feet again. She then kissed me on the cheek while the students who mocked me were "aaaaw"ing.
It was weird...
I don't know, I forgot.
Just about every dream I've had in the past week or so has been on Dust 2.
i wrapped my arms around her and smiled
then i woke up
[QUOTE=Sentomi;45630977]I have some of the oddest wet dreams...
One of them was me robbing a jewelery store with (what seemed at the time a woman), and afterwards, she took off her wig and and make-up, revealing himself to be a man. After this we proceeded to have sex. I woke up a bit afterward.
A more recent one seemed to be in the main room of a giant alien mothership. There was a blocky, clay-like "sex doll" bent down in the middle of the room, in which I would repeatedly go over and have anal sex with whilst the extraterrestial lifeforms inhabiting the ship would look. This would go on for a couple of times until I eventually woke up.[/QUOTE]
lay off the payday man
I dreamed of something pretty romantic though I don't remember all the details. I think it was a touching kind of confession thing and it was really happy.
Then I woke up :C Don't think it was anyone I really knew either, just some vague person
A construction worker let me be the first person to walk down a newly finished set of stairs. When I got to the bottom, everyone cheered.
Sleep-posting on Facepunch, then waking up to find myself having spammed half a page of automerged nonsense.
First thing I did after waking up was making sure it didn't actually happen.
(+ some weird stuff about school, turning into mist/floating through things and short range telekinesis, but that's fairly common for me I think. I left school for uni years ago :v:)
It was snowing outside and it meant Christmas came early this year.
I have dreams where I have my teeth intact but there are extra, loose teeth that are just in my mouth and I can't speak because there are so many but I can't spit them out for some reason? I feel I have to keep them all in my mouth, and I'm afraid of crunching them up. It's weird.
I was flying a helicopter very low over my hometown. With weird controls. Later i landed inside a sport hall. Trough the roof, obviously. And then i made something i never would do. I signed up for a talent contest.
I was stuck in a building, which looked a lot like Fallout 3's DC subway so I noclipped out. Super Mutants were attacking me but their attacks didn't hurt me. Then, I was still noclipping through the street and it looked like [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/20061227-Figueres_Sant_Pere_MQ.jpg]this[/url].
At the end of the street, Wilhemina Slater from Ugly Betty was standing in the end of the street and said: "My my, Betty Suarez, you love to cheat, don't you?"
Then, I woke up.
I was trapped a like 60 story skyscraper, that looked kinda like the Evildisk corp building from GMod.
And there was a dude with a shotgun in one of the floors and for some reason I had to get rid of him. The police department just sent ME in, i don't remember WHY... Actually, i don't think the cops even arrived yet when i was there. They got there as soon as a restrained the guy.
I was just trying to sleep in bed but a Rhino was in my room and kept nudging me. It changed back and forth from the size of a big dog to the size of a large bear. I absentmindedly started playing with its horn and it became soft and flexible.
I never remember waking up.
Eminem did something bad and was going to be executed
but before he was executed he did a music video, leading up to him walking to the execution area. The song was like a goodbye or something. Then they injected a green liquid into his shoulder and his head expanded and blew up
I dreamt about confessing my love to a girl.
It went well but it was a dream.
Wtf I had several dystopic dreams! First aliens were invading and we were under an information blackout, then the entire population of the world was reduced to a few kids in one camp. Very unnerving!
I had the ability to turn any object I please into a bunch of $50 bills and I was giving out free cash to everyone at an amusement park.
I dreamt that I played Smash Bros 4, Scratch that, LIVING IT!, And All i can really say is that it was a blast, I played abunch of Greninja, and guess what, GEORGE MOTHERFUCKING WASHINGTON WAS A FIGHTER!
Also I had a subdream about where my Avatar on facepunch was Mordacai from Regular show and I had a Title that was like "Retro Nerd" in pixel graphics and it was given to me by someone. I was still a blue member. That was a strange dream, in the fact that it wasn't really strange at all. It was connected to the Smash Bros dream though, and I was playing with my brother and some of you guys.
I've been having some strange dreams lately.
First one where I tried to see guardians of the galaxy but couldn't so we put bathing suits on and sat in a dvd store with furniture arranged in circles with pipes sticking out that sprayed water to at everybody.
Then yesterday I had a semi nightmare where i went to go piss and there was a tiny spider crawling on my dick and a moth which i flicked off, and then on the underside there was a centipede.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;45660998]I had the ability to turn any object I please into a bunch of $50 bills and I was giving out free cash to everyone at an amusement park.[/QUOTE]
Could you control it or were you like that poor bastard Midas?
Very weird dreams.
1). Ron from Harry Potter dared me to cast a spell on him. I did and he started blabbing "Oh no! Which is better? Leicester or Warwick?!" Among other things, of course. The rest of the people in the university wouldn't talk to me until I apologised in front of everyone.
2). After I crammed for a pointless uni project, I had nothing else to do so I thought it was a funny idea to randomly throw water balloons at the girls.
3). Apple had some exclusive space movie for employees only. It was leaked and Tim Cook was angry about it. He said that the ending was shit and needed changing. The movie was basically about a war between Earth and Saturn and the ending had both planets wiped out.
Had a dream that my buddy and I were cops, chasing after some druggies (huge meth problem in my area, I see meth-heads like urraday.)
Anyway, we tackle and arrest the two meth-head dudes, and they're with this methed out lady, probably in her 30's, and she's like screaming at a bunch of little kids she's surrounded by to attack us, so we start like bending the two dudes' arms and legs back, trying to get them to call them off because we don't wanna have to like arrest the kids or try to stop them because they're like 5 and we don't wanna hurt them. So they call off the kids, and then the lady tries giving one of them a dose of meth to make them go all batshit and attack us, and now I have to separate this paragraph from the next one to make it more apparent how intense this part was.
I cuff the dude I have pinned, jump up, slap the needle out of the lady's and, and [I][U]backhand[/U][/I] [I][U]slap[/U][/I] her so hard she spins like 4 times and falls over, and then I kneel down next to her and just start screaming at her for trying to give drugs to this little 5 year old.
It was the only time I've ever backhanded anyone, either awake or dreaming. It was nuts.
And then I woke up. It was so weird.
Man I had some weird lucid dreams.
[B]DREAM 1[/B]
[B][I]Part 1[/I][/B] was that I had my old skateboard and was riding around in what was a beach town of some sort. There were people walking around so I was avoiding them. Anyway, I get to this hill near the bay, and I ride down it really fast. For some reason my skateboard slips from underneath me, hits the water, and skips like a rock. It almost reached the other side of the shore, then it sunk. So, I was mad and about to jump in after it, but some weird cop in a mascot suit of some kind surfaced from the water with it in his arms. He then gave me the skateboard, which was wrapped in a pikachu skin that I ripped off of it. He told me I needed to go to the police station to pay money, because skateboarding wasn't allowed. The whole thing was just weird, so I pretended to go to the police station, but went the other way when he wasn't looking.
[B][I]Part 2[/I][/B] was that I ended up at some big beach house, and Huell Houser and the guy who owned the house was there. The cop was chasing me at this point, so I ran into the house to escape. Huell Houser was talking to the guy about his house, which was boring as shit, so I left the room they were in and looked around. The house had 3 or maybe 4 stories. I ran into one large room hall thing. There was the main big space, and there were stair cases leading up to these little loft areas, with the same sectional couch, which was red and black. All of them also had the same exact counters with mirrors and sinks. There was also a large pink box in each room, that said "SUPER PLAYSET" and had pictures of kids playing on a swing. It was weird as shit, so I jumped out of the 3rd story window and landed in some market type place.
[B][I]Part 3[/I][/B] When I looked up, I saw a billboard menu thing that was huge. I remember there was pictures of food and prices. All of the food was cheap. A hamburger was $3.08, fries were a buck, and so on. Somehow my friends showed up, and wanted to find some energy drinks. We walked down aisles and aisles, until we finally found them. I was going to drink some too, but I remembered that I can't drink soda, because IRL I'm trying to quit drinking it. I woke up a bit at this point and that dream ended.
[B]DREAM 2[/B]
This dream was that I was riding my bike around town. I can't remember most of the details anymore since mom was yelling at me but I wound up in some weird neighborhood. I found a park called "Tree Park" that would be good for making out with my boyfriend at, but it got late and I wanted to go home. I didn't know what streets to take, so I looked at the signs, and it was pretty much wtf. The name of the street the park was on was "Irakk". I followed it for a while, and came to another street called "Quorrann". It just looped back to "Irakk", so this time, I took "Quadaffistan", and that led to a street called "Ihrahn" that got out of the housing tract. I was riding near the curb and I saw a sign that said "Don't fucking ride on this fucking side of the street" even though I was riding with traffic. I can't remember what happened next, but that street eventually ended up at my school. I followed it a bit more, and it wound up right by the admin building. For some reason though, it morphed into my old elementary school. A bunch of people were running around all crazy, and I looked down and saw that the whole ground was flooded, since it had apparently rained. I looked back outside and all of the office equipment was out there drying off.
Then I woke up again.
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