my middle school band teacher's mom came to my house and hung out on my balcony (that i don't have?).
took a walk through the park with my girlfriend, accidentally threw my lunch into a water fountain.
Nightmare about work again. I get enough of them that I really should find a different job.
[QUOTE=gary spivey;43769038]I forgot the second I woke up[/QUOTE]
Green Tea is userful for dream memory
I've started drinking it 2 weeks ago
Since that time i've remembered most of stuff
[sp]Drugs are for losers REAL MEN USE TEA[/sp] :v:
About two girls getting fucked by 2 guys and they gave eachother highfives.
One guy then came a fucking waterfall.
The night before last I dreamed that I was hanging out with Bill Clinton and Mitt Romney.
I recall asking Mitt how his [I]wives[/I] were doing and we all had a bit of a laugh.
I was impaled on a pile of razor sharp stilettos after a raunchy session with a woman in bed was the last dream I can remember which was sometime last year. I rarely dream.
When I was younger I had nightmares, so I convinced myself not to dream, or at least not remember them. Still don't dream/remember my dreams.
[QUOTE=mac338;43786784]Is this a question?[/QUOTE]
Is that a question?
[quote]
Rooming with [I]girl[/I], [I]guy[/I], and another guy: odd as the dorm is sex-segregated, but this was the overlap room. I snort some MXE in front of everyone and feel slightly high; [I]guy[/I] tells me to be careful and we'll get a drink. I interpret this as meaning alcohol and say I can't have it because it would combine with the other drug. I also try to do some in the bathroom, unsuccessfully.
Now we watch a very short movie at the theatre. I get up and walk, but I'm naked. I take an illogical route to return to the cinema's locker room, walking naked through another theatre (and I can see [I]guy 3[/I] in a seat some distance away). I pass a black guy playing the guitar. Seeing groceries, I consider the ones I bought, and feel gypped.[/quote]
[quote]
[B]New dream.[/B] In Half-Life 2 Deathmatch, I learn that an update has allowed you to get the blue physics cannon from late in HL2, but you need the Battlefield 3 beta, which I missed. I also join a game wiki chat with thousands on, and leave. These two events may have been the same. Now I'm in a computer lab and I fart; just then [I]guy[/I] walks through. I worry about the smell, but it subsides and I talk to him, giving thinly veiled hints that I want to room with him (“someone of your personality and build”). Someone takes a picture of me. [I]internet friend[/I] contacts me and asks why I left the chat.[/quote]
I was a UAV. That was my dream, I was all flying around n shit. :v:
dreamt i was at school for three extra hours. and my aunt died from a tree decapitating her. man fuck fever dreams.
I dreamed that me and my ex were still together, living out life like we wanted to. If only...
I dreamed that I was at this big lake up in the mountains and there was this bridge across the lake, and for some reason someone was transporting a load of whales (fucking whales) across the bridge, but the bridge broke and the whales fell in the lake. One of them had a punctured lung and so it started drowning. SO of course i decide to rescue it, i swim out there only to realize i have no way of pulling a goddamn whale to shore. Then the whale starts chasing me and i swim to shore and pull myself out onto a rock but the rock was all slimy and covered in algae that stunk reeeeallly bad
then i dreamt i finally asked out this girl in my class and she said yes. so naturally when i woke up i was like "fuck yeah", only to realize it was just a dream. :(
Zombies.
not last night, but a while ago. i wrote it down because it was so badass
[quote]Begins in media res. At a sort of creek surrounded by rock formations similar to those found on a coast, but in a small opening in a forest on a mountain side. A person is there with me. I had apparently said "Fuck" in front of some stupid stuck up bitch soccer mom's 8 year old daughter, and she was pissed at me. She is not the person with me.
"You know what Mrs Middlestone (the stupid stuck up bitch soccer mom) said Molly (the 8 year old daughter) has not been able to stop saying around the house?" the person asks me.
"The 'F' word. I said I was sorry, why does she care so much?"
"Well, she also says that Molly's gone missing and she susp-"
"Oh Jesus Christ, what the hell? I haven't done shit!" I say. I then throw a large rock at the creek, and it cracks in half and I feel like a badass.
Fast forward to me driving on a mountain side. A very aggressive driver in a big-ass pickup truck, the kind that a rich suburban republican would drive, is right behind me. Flashing brights, honking horn, driving right up on my ass. It's Mrs Middlestone, going absolutely insane with rage in her car. She rams me from behind, and I go flying off the side of the mountain.
"oh no there go my machine guns," I calmly think to myself as my dual Uzis go spiraling off, blasting in all directions. I crash down on a forest path. My ATV is wrecked, on fire and smoking behind me. I'm a cyborg, with only a robotic head and chest. Reminded me of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle without the Mutant or Ninja or Turtle and with more robot. Middlestone drives up and starts attacking me, stomping on me while I'm laying on the ground. My Uzis, laying near by, grow robot arms and legs and begin pummeling her, much like this
[img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/ninjagnome_1391655527.gif[/img]
I dial 911 on my 80s cell phone. My view splits like in a cartoon whenever someone calls another person, my head on one side and a cop in a cop car on the other side.
"This is a cop, what is your emergency?"
"I am being attacked, come help me please!" Mrs Middlestone is running around being chased by my Robo-Uzis.
"Okay, sir, I am coming now, stay on the line!"
I look out and see a highway across from where the forest path ends. between the end of the path and the highway is a wasteland, like something out of Fallout: New Vegas. A cop car with the lights on pulls up. A cop with a cell phone gets out of his car.
"DO YOU SEE ME? I AM COMING TO SAVE YOU!" I hear from my cell as I see the cop wave at me.
A van full of rednecks pull up to the cop and talk to him. They pull out some sort of wench contraption, and attach the cop to it. One of them fires a grappling hook at me and it wraps around a tree near me. They pick up the cop, who is harnessed into one end of the wench thing, and throw him over. The harness is chain. This is very important. At this point, I know something is up.
The cop yells at me when he gets over, "Grab on, boy!"
I grab him and the rope. The rednecks begin to pull me over. Halfway through, I realize they want to lynch me, and the cop is in on it.
"PULL HARDER! RIP HIS GOD-DAMNED ARMS OFF!" the cop yells at the rednecks.
I let go of the rope, punch the cop, and he stays rigid and flat like a board, the chain harness hanging off of him like a sling. I land, and hold the cop in under my arm.
3 rednecks jump into the wasteland, all old shits.
"I'M GONNA KILL YA!" one of them yells at me.
I swing the cop around like a bowstaff. At this point, I am using the cop as a weapon. I smack that redneck in his stupid face. A bunch of fighting happens, a lot of it involving smacking people in the head and body and kicking their balls. One particularly heavy blow with the cop-bowstaff snaps him in two, and he stays rigid and flat throughout, just snapped in two, same blank expression on his face. I start punching dudes in the face, imagine kenshiro with robot arms.
"I'm gonna put my fist in your mouth!" One dude yells at me.
"Not before I put my fist... through your face!" I punch him right through his head, his whole brain popping out.
There's this old dumb-looking redneck in the back not really doing anything. I punch him in the gut.
"Ooh... he made me shit myself! I hate him 8 out of 10 now! THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME TO KILL HIM!" he bear hugs me and begins to squeeze tightly.
I remember I am a robot, "I can kill you, you know. Rip your arms right off. Do you want to stop?"
"NO!"
I flex my roboarms up and tear his arms out at the socket. I am now armed (kill me) with his arms. I use them as nunchucks and start beating on the remaining rednecks. Before the fight is over, I start fading out, and the dream ends.[/quote]
My last dream i can remember was quite a while ago, gonna post it anyway. I was in a corridor like in Doom, with that demon head on the wall every so often. Everything was that grainy, pixelated look that doom has. I don't remember much, just that i was fucking terrified. I was in what i think was a maze, and something was chasing me. Last thing i remember before waking up was that i had realized that i was inside Windows 95, and i discovered this after escaping the Doom Maze. I witnessed a BSOD while inside Win95 right before waking up.
I'd go into more detail, but i'm tired, plus i can't remember much of it anyway.
Me, some scientist lady and a purple gorilla were sneaking in an abandoned factory, looking for bad guys.
Suddenly, a gigantic fist came through the wall, and squashed the gorilla. Me and the scientist managed to evade, but unfortunately we ran into a room filled with alien thugs. They had big guns, big muscles and big mean looks, there were all kinds of aliens, one of which was a badass Geth. I counted a total of 20 thugs there.
When I ran into the room, instead of panicking or something like that, I had a badass speech about how I'll give them 30 seconds to leave or prepare to have their asses kicked. I don't remember if we fought or what, the dream jumped into a whole different scene around this time.
Best part? I was Will Smith the whole time.
I remember Master Roshi made me strap a ladder to my back and run around my neighborhood as punishment for something
you can imagine how that went regarding running in a dream
I was eating in a chinese buffet with a corvet driving around, then Chester Cheetah (With a goatee and a mullet) kicked down a revolving door and beat the shit outta me.
I remember saving my family by cutting open a cannibal machine. Daniel Craig and Tilda Swinton were secret agents there.
I was driving a motorcycle in a florist's shop
I had a terrible nightmare of living with a family of Gorons from Zelda.
You would think it would be fun but in my dream I seemed really restless and angry.
I was having a debate with 2 fat people that 3 year old children shouldn't ride roller-coasters with loop de loops.
i think i dreamed about me watching what i pressumed A Star wars Prequel featuring Ashton Kutcher as Anakin.
Watching The Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball and Darwin walk into the school shower and Darwin confesses how much he loves gay cock. The scene cuts to Gumball anally fucking Darwin. Then I see Gumball leaving the shower. He is naked but wearing a pink flower-decked tea hat. He tips his hat and greets his classmates with "Top of the morning to ya'!" with his cock still flapping around as his classmates stare in disgust.
greeting dream guy,,
it was a very confuse dream there was king in living room and there was knight i was also knight all the knight have title,, 1 knight he name point knight bc hes sword is so small its a point,, 1 other knight he name knight knight because hes very knight,, i was just knight no title,, also there a knight name lady knight bc shes lady and little knight bc hes very small (same size pepsi)
we was angry on the king !! dont know why ,, then somehow my weapon break ,, my weapon is the silver sword of dragon its the most rare in world when it brake lady knight look at it and say u bastaaards then we attack king,,
thanks,, tropsical guy
I had a dream where there was a thread on Facepunch about some sort of a weapon in a game, and I posted "better make it a minigun lol", and got dumbbombed. Then Seiteki banned me for two months for reason: "dumb". I was like, "Whatever, I'll read a book" and then I checked again and I was banned for only 3 days for reason: "too dumb to understand punishment". I had that dream twice during the night, so when I woke up, I thought it was the truth.
[quote]In Burger King debating with employees the merits of moppable floors and caged birds in the building – someone mentions bird feces. There's much driving around. At some point I think I see an employee from Burger King outside the restaurant. Mom's in a hotel, we have an argument.
With an inexperienced friend, in a schoolyard. We hatch a plan to go somewhere. Initially we are planning to run through some fenced-off area, which would be illegal. But then we notice that a section of fence on the left is missing, and so we can run through, crossing a street and up a hill to another street. It's all very familiar. I swear there were more fences once.
In Grammy's house or similar, with several people. I recognize it's a dream. I use Avada Kedavra on Dad, though I can't see him, to make sure he doesn't interrupt me. Then I try to find girls to have sex with. I find [I]girl[/I] and [I]guy[/I] and decide to have sex with [I]guy[/I]. [I]guy 2[/I] watches from the door in disbelief as I declothe him. [B]Wake up. Dream was very vivid, not sure of order of events or if it was all just one dream.[/B][/quote]
[editline]5th February 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=tropsical;43795917]greeting dream guy,,
it was a very confuse dream there was king in living room and there was knight i was also knight all the knight have title,, 1 knight he name point knight bc hes sword is so small its a point,, 1 other knight he name knight knight because hes very knight,, i was just knight no title,, also there a knight name lady knight bc shes lady and little knight bc hes very small (same size pepsi)
we was angry on the king !! dont know why ,, then somehow my weapon break ,, my weapon is the silver sword of dragon its the most rare in world when it brake lady knight look at it and say u bastaaards then we attack king,,
thanks,, tropsical guy[/QUOTE]
Ughghhg I love you so much
I don't remember much of the context, but I know that I was running in a group of people, as a sort of training thing. I know I was 'randomly selected' to take part in the game. I didn't know much about the game, so they explained what they could. These folks, with the countenance of high school coaches, explained to me that I would be taken to an offworld arena, and I would be given an armored exoskeletal suit, and I would select a personalized weapon. I would have one teammate to fight with me, and we would fight against an innumerable number of other teams, all deployed into the arena. If you're shot down, your suit ejects you with nothing but a "mask" that serves as armor, and you have to escape with this "mask" intact, or you're out of the game. It's non-lethal, of course. Over the course of many rounds, anyone who has their mask destroyed twice is out for good. It is over when only members of one team are left. I had nothing to ask, nor could I object, so I simply listened and nodded.
Soon, I was sent offworld to the planet with the arena. No idea what it was called, but I remember what it looked like. It was always raining. The constant overcast gave everything on the planet a depressive, blue tint. When I was given my suit, I was placed in the suit's "torso", as it stood about 15 feet tall. It's armor plating was a shiny, almost chitinous black, with neon-green splashes to indicate team color. It was easy to control and quite mobile. I felt powerful. The weapon I selected was a minigun, possessing three rotating barrels and middle-of-the-road capabilities. I was introduced to my teammate, a blonde girl, pretty by all standards, but we didn't talk much outside of strategy. She selected a sniper rifle, and we agreed to find a good spot for her to shoot down targets while I covered her. This worked out well for our first round, as we found a good spot that overlooked a large, open area of the arena. The arena was a dim and blue as the rest of the planet, with floors and walls of plated, space-age-looking metal and an open ceiling that allowed the rain to pour in. I saw a good amount of battle that round, but neither of us died. I was most at risk when another team charged our outpost, but it went to shit for them when another team charged them from the other side, and they got caught between us. I remember something strange, too. As I lit up the hulking, red-glowing suits charging at me while they panicked, bullets flying at them from both ends, I could swear I heard something, like someone cheering me on.
In the end both me and my teammate made it out unscathed with a couple of victories to our names. I was surprised, but she seemed a bit indifferent. She took the time we had to rest in our respective bunks to do some research. Apparently the folks who lost their "masks" felt a great deal of pain. No injuries to their bodies, but they were described as acting "unhinged". The ones who straight up lost were sent home, and always ended up under intensive care.
It was then that I woke up. Pretty crazy.
I was at some weird house party that was actually a BBQ or something with people I use to hang out with 7 years ago and i went outside and there was this guy in a all green military uniform (not camo) with badge awards on it. He was looking for his brothers door at this apartment complex in the area we were at and I helped him. We went to the wrong door and decided to go on the other side of the complex and I asked what the numbers were and he said "35.." something i forgot and then we went to another wrong door and we looked across from the door to the other side of the parking lot and found it and we opened the door and it was a bunch of idiots in there smoking weed and no one looked happy and the guy stood in front of the door and no one said anything and I walked away.
the end
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