The other night I was watching an episode of [I]Lost[/I] and I saw a bunch of people standing and having sex, one of them was Kate with a penis fucking a girl
I don’t remember a lot about this one. I remember the premise was “You are cool, there is girl in need of rescue.” The sort of thing you’d see in an action movie. I think it was just me and I didn’t have a gun or anything. I was going in bare handed. Now, the enemies (AND THERE WERE A LOT OF THEM) had really high tech laser weaponry. The bullets were mostly pink and they seemed to have the accuracy of a drunk stormtrooper. That or I was incredibly skilled at dodging. So much so, that I deluded myself into thinking they were bad at shooting.
Either way, those guys weren’t hitting me anytime soon. I remember the area looking like it had just came back from a “concrete everywhere” party. The walls, the floor EVERYTHING was concrete. It had seemed grass was outlawed and I was saving the last living member of the “Floral Society.” Anyway, I could see the girl being led away by an incredibly large man and some short scientist dude. I ran after them, ignoring the bullets and I turned left to see a small building. On top of this building was an V-22 Osprey It dwarfed the building so I had no idea how it was sitting on top of it.
The girl was being loaded into the chopper so I had to think fast. Using my free-running skills (Which I’m 100% sure I had up to this point) I skillfully leaped up onto a platform, then through a nearby window. Then I managed to smash through a window in the roof and pull myself up to the roof.
Sadly, the Osprey had all but left by now. I had failed, and apparently the building was quite angry at that fact as it collapsed underneath me from pure anxiety, knocking me unconscious.
Dreams weren't anything special last night but I had a creepy sleep paralysis experience. The usual paralysis set in at around 5 AM after waking up from a dream and going back to sleep on my back. Heard a girl next to my bed shout "Help! Help me!" and caused me to snap out of it. Then went back to sleep, had another paralysis and went off to have a lucid dream from it.
I played a revamped Morrowind - it was beautiful and even had some of the mainland as well.
Then, I played a revamped Spyro game but the textures weren't right, the AI was still shit and some level designer thought it was a good idea to not allow the enemies to respawn!
Oh and my mother had an abusive boyfriend and I tried to warn her but I was left all alone at home :( and something about going from King's Cross to White City.
Fuck man I wish I remembered more of this cuz it's like 2 days or some shit
Like I was talking with a friend, I had woken up prior to that because I was apparently having a dream within a dream. I was talking and outta nowhere my friend said "How do you remember what you dreamed about" I tried to remember what the fuck I was dreaming about but I just couldn't.
Remember being in NV's Honest Hearts DLC and hunting with Follows-Chalk. Also, I sprayed some girl with foam and she was angry.
From what I can remember, one girl in a party was all alone. I tried to comfort her but she sweared at me and left.
Also, Honey Boo Boo had a new playmate and they planned to get married and have tons of kids.
And I was playing a rather crappy game which involved a boxing ring and gym balls.
And my mother and I boarded the new Crossrail line but we had to pay extra for it as it gave some convenient shortcuts through Central London. The train was cramped and smelly.
i had 2 dreams, again for some reason rap related
Lil Wayne died(i was sad when I woke up because my brain didn't comprehend it was a dream yet and I thought he actually died)
and Frank Ocean killed Lupe Fiasco in a drive by(because we all know Frank Ocean is a stone cold killa)
I was swimming in the sea and I kept hearing "Rohoo!" over and over again. Turned out someone was bombing the place so I fought back.
Also, apparently someone in uni thought I was a girl and I put on this very false girlish voice. He actually believed me :v:
Oh and Obsidian got a new shot at Fallout. I was happy about it but no one else seemed to care for some reason.
I dreamt I was playing GTA V. But not like the one you saw in the trailer.
It took place in New York in the future, even though I know irl it's gonna be in San Andreas again, and the whole thing was this weird artsy commentary on branding and corporatism.
For example, there were no regular pigeons. Instead there were these eerily sentient, autonomous, man-sized robot pigeons. They were very lifelike in their movements and completely gold colored- think C-3PO. I fed one some birdseed right out of my hand.
And the statues in the parks weren't original works by artists, they were all just trademarked characters, like Disney stuff. It was all pretty strange but I kind of really wanna play that game.
Remember setting up a game and walking through the woods.
Had a dream where I went to a regular store and went browsing their clothing isle. They had so many pretty dresses and stuff I was so happy. But then I woke up.
That Skyrim was in the Morrowind engine and I was very excited to play the beta version of it. Most of Riften was inaccessible though.
Also, someone close to me died and we had to do a funeral...in a Nordic barrow.
A bunch of rednecks were hosting a Facepunch page with shitty gmod skins in the wrong section, so I made Russian jokes until they got banned.
Its a little fuzzy but I clearly remember having lunch with Lilo and her sister from Lilo and stitch, two of my friends, Gabe Newell and PYRO.
I just don't know what my life has become.
I was playing Fallout 4 and I had this mission that I needed to escape from a vault but one person had to be killed in order to proceed. So I killed the Overseer because he was very cruel in my view and I escaped after I blew his head off.
My dad was still alive.
I had a class where Robert California was my teacher and I forgot to turn in an assignment. It was terrifying.
So I was at the bottom of the ocean inside this little underwater facility of some sort. Me and these three other guys put on these huge, techy diving suits and we go outside. Since we are at the bottom of the ocean, it's extremely dark with only a few bits of light here and there. We're all working towards someplace, I'm not sure where, but apparently it was important.
Then we hear this [B]loud[/B] animal call coming from behind us, it kinda sounded like a distorted version of a whale. Then this [B]massive[/B] creature swims right up to the facility and stops. We couldn't see all of it, only a small portion of its body which was covered in gray, wrinkling skin. Suddenly, the thing's skin splits open in four different places. Then these bizarre tentacle appendages came out of the skin and started moving towards us. They grab one guy and drag him right into the hole in the skin, and then the hole sealed itself.
Of course, me and the other three are 'running' as fast as we can in these bulky suits. The tentacles grab the other two guys and I hide behind a rock. I watch as they get pulled in, and the skin closes around them. I could kind of see signs of them struggling underneath the skin, as I heard their muffled screams. I turned back around, still behind that rock, and I covered by mask with my hands in fear.
Then I woke up. What a dream that was.
I dreamt I was lying in a bed while my ex-girlfriend sucked me off. She was taking turns sucking off another dude that was lying next to me. She was kind of a slut so I guess that's how my subconscious views her. I dunno.
I was talking to my brother (who is relatively unhealthy and overweight), and he was talking about some exercise plan he started it. He proceeded to take off his shirt and he was extremely ripped, except his anatomy was way off and he looked sorta deformed, with muscles in places you wouldn't usually see them.
I dreamt that I had to get a job, I got hired by my friends mum, but she never told me what I was supposed to do. She took me to my neighbour apartment complex where a bunch of kids were painting shitty bathroom scribbles on the staircase walls. Then later I ran from the police with a backpack full of tennis balls.
While I was passed out this afternoon I had several naughty dreams about my boyfriend. :quagmire:
Then, I had another dream where me and my cousin were getting pizza, and then the cops were chasing us because apparently we stole a sports car and we got soda instead of water when the pizza cashier gave us water cups.
What?
Two nights or something ago I had the most complex dream I've ever had. It had everything, from cloning, over time travel to lucid dreaming and I can remember it pretty well. It's not made up, I swear.
So I had a best friend who could clone himself and be everywhere but he was so good at it that nobody suspected anything (except me because he told me because I was his best friend). He also knew how to lucid dream and teached me how to do it. After some time it made me crazy that I never knew if I would talk to the real friend or some clone. Also, because I started lucid dreaming I didn't know if that was even real anymore. He also became really selfish and evil with the time and didn't care about me anymore. He had a girlfriend and she also knew about all that. He also abused her sometimes because he became an asshole. Because I went really insane (actually insane like the people in an asylum) because of that I somehow got some powers which allowed me to travel through time. I took the chance and traveled back to convince my friend to stop cloning himself before he even started because I (and his girlfriend) want the old, real one back. While doing this I met his girlfriend several times finding out she was trying the same for a very long time now. Turned out it never worked because he somehow knew about it. So the last try was to travel back to the time where we didn't know each other and change some little detail so we would never become friends. This way I wouldn't know about his cloning and wouldn't become insane thinking about who's the real one. That actually worked and I was happy again. I didn't know him anymore and never suspected anything about him cloning himself.
But later at some kind of gala there was "my old friend" and his girlfriend again. I didn't knew them but she knew me. She looked beaten up and I didn't know why. Then she went up to me, told me everything about the shit I actually didn't want to know about again and said something about me doing the same for her because she still gets abused. Then she pulled out a gun and killed herself, forcing me to start the time traveling again and find a solution for both of us. Then I woke up.
So yea, it felt like a really weird movie with a complex storyline and I was thinking about that dream for the last days. Really crazy shit :v:
[editline]27th August 2014[/editline]
I wasn't drunk nor did I take any other drugs, it was a regular night
I was in some alleyways of a city and there were queens of Britain all over the place, they acted like vortugaunts from half-life 1.
Then I witnessed the development of the next unreal tournament game, It was done like a stage, people were running around placing all the lights and sound emitters and hiding all the wires.
I was an assistant in a cream store. I remember their advert being some of the reps on a plane and telling the air hostess how they make it. They lied and just showed her how to put on the cream like she was a small child.
Also, I wanted to go to Subway for lunch (which was just a few minutes away!) but no, they decided to tell us that the only lunch we could have is the cream in their store!
I had a dream where a Combine Soldier was about to shit on my chest after getting knocked to the ground by one in an abandoned house. At least I woke up before he pinched the loaf.
I had a dream last night where I was in bed with my GF. It was all good and promising until I realized her step father was laying right behind her. :v:
Was in Uxbridge station and the next train was going to be in 9 minutes. A train did pass by but it just passed us. I also stepped inside a few coaches and stepped outside immediately when they started moving.
And my uni restaurant Mucci's was much smaller than before and they had far less food than before. :(
Ted Bundy (the serial killer) and I went on a marble stealing spree. He took things way too far and assaulted a few police officers with some bags of marbles, which they shot him in the face for.
Whereas I took my share of the marbles, sold them off and bought a luxury mansion somewhere in South America with the money. I was walking up my driveway when I noticed there were 3 cars parked with people sat completely motionless staring towards my house.
I went into my garage and loaded a pistol, turned around to head towards the cars but then the same cop that shot Bundy arrested me for having the weapon. Then I woke up.
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