• What did you dream about last night?
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Dream log from a few nights ago. 12/6/11 Had a dream last night that I got pulled over for insurance sticker confusion. Got very agitated trying to explain to the cop that I had insurance and multiple plates that I had not changed yet. Got into a broken glass fight with Gary Busey. Slashing at each other with jagged bits of glass. Both got pretty cut up and I kept trying to get him to back down. Busey don’t back down. He had a large piece in his hand that I grabbed and we locked eyes as we both pushed/held onto the jagged shard, cutting our hands deeply. Walked away and felt awesome for being able to say I had a glass fight with gary busey.
Wanted to go swimming but Rani Price said that speedos weren't allowed. And also, a friend of mine chewed some gum, dived underwater and got attacked by crazy fish. He then blamed it all on the scuba diving company and got compensation from it.
My mother was walking her dog, who happened to be a wolf. And I also remember playing a superhero game where all the superheroes got together to fight one big super villain (Blue Lightning).
I had an AK-47 and shot at a target but the recoil made me snap back and it killed a kid right there. I don't want to have a dream anymore.
I got a phone call from Susannah University asking about my uni DSA. I met my Russian wife through a Speedo forum. My friend Simeon put up an image saying "Clear the Speedos" and the picture had Spyro in it. We were then listening to a few Dido and Celine Dion songs but they were apparently covers. Someone was doing a Youtube playthrough of my Oblivion mod and I was also working on a Morrowind one. Strangely, it was bugging out on me and tended to crash after some time.
I was laying on the bed in the back of an old trailer and I looked out the window. A man in a hot dog suit and oversized square-rimmed glasses was getting beaten up by my dad, and my dad was constantly shouting "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FILTHY LAUNDRY!" and it was snowing in the middle of the desert. The hot dog guy was knocked out and my dad gave me a thumbs up then I woke up.
After many many hours playing through HL2 using the Oculus Rift (and razer hydras for gun tracking) I've had dreams about headcrabs leaping at my face. Fucking headcrabs.
I feel like I can tell the future in my dreams, it's like deja vu, I feel something, and like something happens, dream about it, and the same thing happens sometime in the future. Anyone know what this could be?
[QUOTE=Purple Robot;45851553]I feel like I can tell the future in my dreams, it's like deja vu, I feel something, and like something happens, dream about it, and the same thing happens sometime in the future. Anyone know what this could be?[/QUOTE] deja vu? rationally speaking it's probably just blue car syndrome brah, you're not actually predicting the future in any meaningful way but when it just happens to work out you take notice of it
I was playing a game called Child 3 with two girls. We went into a cave called Dragonashtpi but they argued too much so I left and marked the dungeon as Cleared on my map.
I was a Japanese WWII soldier, and an American machine gun was defending a position, so I snuck around it and stabbed the gunner in the eye with my Arisaka bayonet. Another scene, the same gunner was in a ditch across the road. He headshot me, but was then got his torso ripped in half by my grenade. The whole thing was straight out of Rising Storm, but had the dismemberment from COD World at War. I wish that was a thing actually, it was pretty cool.
I was in a surreal Xen-like world with lots of floating platforms.
I was playing Fallout 4 (again) - and we revisited a small part of DC for the DLC. Most of it were intact skyscrapers but we couldn't access it :(
Had a funny dream about studying at a special academy. It was special because your progress and "strength" was determined on how many "minis" you had under your possession/control. The minis were basically famous figures and celebrities the size of your hand, that were like status symbols. I distinctly remember having Jean d'Arc and Matsumoto Hitoshi minis that were fighting for me in pokemon-esque battles between students. It was like a shounen manga or something.
I seemed to be in a sort of a school-like building which I had dreamed about before, and I was carrying a binder with a strap that you would carry around your shoulder. The entire school seemed to be circular-shaped, as if it was a big tower, and I was in the library, with shelves full of books surrounding the perimeter. There was an entrance to a spiral staircase at the very back of the room, but I was in a smaller circular room in the very middle. The walls were made of glass, and there was a couch spanning everywhere but a small place to stand and the two adjacent entrances. There was also an elevator to take if you didn't want to use the stairs. The entire place seemed very, very dark. I laid sprawled upon the couch, waiting for the elevator to come, when suddenly I saw flashing red lights and someone shouted "FIRE!" on the PA system. I jumped up and saw the elevator arrive, so I went in and slammed my fingers on the buttons, and I arrived onto the bottom floor. My family, along with a few others, were waiting for me. I was about to go in for a hug, but I had forgotten my binder, so I rushed back up and got it, returning to them and running out of the place.
I remember getting to know a lot of girls but I thought they died :( Apparently, they were all busy in Richmond for some reason. I apparently got all five of those girls pregnant with my child. A therapist asked me about my girlfriend but I didn't want to tell her that she wasn't in the building. And then she asked me to go to the Gryffindor Common Room and meet with a ninja. I had to do that around five times. Then, we were all in some field and I fell in love with a girl called Masha - and I then realised it was a dream when the music started and the credits started to roll. But it was too late because I woke up.
I was in a town, sabotaged a machine and the light bulbs started falling. Later i cried in a train.
I don't remember much specifically, but one bit I did remember was being in a shack during sunset and the principal at the senior school I went to from many years ago was there. Nothing weird or anything. What a top bloke though.
I dreamt that I was expelled from class for having forgotten to brush my teeth. It turned out my English teacher was Satan and all of the teachers were possessed. I have fucking weird dreams.
The girl I used to have a really big thing for, who treated me like shit and really hurt me, came up to me and asked me if I wanted a kiss That's how I knew I was dreaming, and then it turned into a pretty cool lucid dream
Had a dream about contracting brain cancer. I had to take chemotherapy. But the chemo in the dream, was basically going into an MRI machine that had been turbocharged, and it bombarded my head with radiation and it felt really strange. Also another dream about nuclear war. Saw a mushroom cloud in the distance and we had to go into our apartment block's bomb shelter in the basement with everyone else, before the shockwave would arrive. Just as we got into the shelter the shockwave hit the building and it started to collapse on top of us - we had to close the blast door right in front of some guy as there was no time to let him in. The building collapsed and we came out to find out the entire city flattened.
I was being forced to take tons and tons of shots at a doctors office. It wasn't incredibly painful, mostly just making my arm ache, but it was that kind of dreary boredom you feel when you're sitting in a waiting room for a long time with a low evening sun. A sort of depression that makes you wish it would just be nighttime so it would be cool. I had to sit and take these shots for hours, with tons of people watching me and getting impatient, which made me feel more and more anxious. I woke up after the doctor told me that it would be a few more hours before he was done.
I went to a strip club with like a huge party of friends, and I sat at the bar staring at a women with a amazing body with white lingerie. But she had a face of a down syndrome kid. I sat at the bar awkwardly and being anti-social like normal... :v:
I was in this abandoned warehouse place, too big to be a normal warehouse since it stretched on for what looked like miles, and there was a car festival going on. There was a stage with a band playing some kind of music I don't remember, I was leaning on a doorway, playing with a game boy micro and hearing the band, along with people talking about their cars. I looked down,and there were a couple GB Micro's on the floor, so I picked them up to sell them (they were all the Famicom version, which is pretty expensive). I put them in my pockets, and looked down, and there were more. I kept picking them up until they changed from Micros to GBA SPs then the original model, then finally into nintendo DSi's. Eventually I gave up and went to my car, since the next race was beginning. In this dream my car was a purple Mclaren F1 with a racing spoiler and yellow tinted headlights and yellow painted wheels.
Me and my friends were hanging out at school. Suddenly, this huge wormhole opens up. We all decide to jump into it and we pop out in New York City. We were amazed and got really hyped over being teleported. There was yet another wormhole close by and we decide to jump through it. Much of the dream is spent jumping in wormholes and appearing in various different places. So we decide, "Let's jump through only [B]one[/B] more wormhole, alright?" So we jump into this last wormhole... and it takes us to space where we all die almost instantly. Moral of the dream: Be careful around wormholes.
I was like leaving this restaurant with these two hot chicks I know and we were all flirting with each other. Then the one asked me to judge how pretty her feet were. They were nice. Nicer than they are in real life on that particular girl.
I had a dream that I was a cop, and my brains were planted into my ass cheeks using a revolutionary surgery. One brain half per cheek. I became Ass Cop, protector of the universe. I couldn't be killed with headshots, and was able to fly around like a superhero by farting.
Had a few dreams the past few weeks, trying to remember them all: 1. I felt my teeth falling out so I looked in the mirror and I saw myself as an ugly old man and my mouth was rotting from inside out. 2. I saw a bunch of teenage boys jumping on a trampoline and they asked me to join them but I declined and I teleported to a random German city with German flags everywhere and electronic music started playing. 3. I was in the hallway of an insane asylum and some creepy girl who looked like the girl from The Ring was doing cartwheels towards me in anger and I tried to calm her down. 4. I think I was flying through the air with Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time) and Sucy Manbavaran (Little Witch Academia/my avatar) and they were talking to me about transgender stuff but I don't remember much.
I dreamed that I was permabanned then immediately unbanned. Scariest dream I ever had.
[QUOTE=SergerantJoe;45938003]I dreamed that I was permabanned then immediately unbanned. Scariest dream I ever had.[/QUOTE] I have many nightmares about getting banned from facepunch
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