I remember barely anything about it, but I remember giant beach ball sized tits. It was a nice dream. :v:
I smoked this plant which caused me to wake up from a dream and immediately return to the same dream so I screwed some girls.
Please note that all that is in-dream. I do smoke dream inducing plants in real life but this was a fake one in-dream. When I woke up it was a false awakening, I was simply dreaming I woke up in bed. And I did not actually screw any girls =(
After a dry spell...
1. I went to Anvil and there was this creepy dude in the restaurant who always teleported me to the entrance. So I went to Skyrim.
2. I was testing Skywind and everything looked nice, except that one of the quests had the Ashlanders and the Temple fight each other.
3. We got to know a family in Russia and I fell in love with the beautiful blonde daughter. Then we were playing a board game (something to do with colours) and she couldn't stop holding my hand.
I dreamt I was working on a really kickass drawing and feeling hella good about myself.
I dreamt I was streaming myself playing games with my best push up bra and begging for donations. I've been on twitch a bit much lately.
I was holding hands with an Asian on a bus
Had a dream that I was at a rave outside Buckingham Palace, and Prince Harry and I became bro-fist-bestfriends. I later got called to the Hard Rock hotel in Las Vegas, by one of the chicks that used to be on 'Rehab! Party at the Hard Rock' (annoying bartending brunette), told that she totally reserved a cabana for me, that I didn't have to worry about paying for (all-inclusive).
Sweet. Downing cocktails and shit. But apparently they had decided to 'create drama for the show' and basically tell me that I needed to front up with the money. So I was trapped in the cabana, then Robin Williams came along and showed me where the secret sensors were, that told them when I was leaving. He had the most ace sunglasses on ever and I remember I wanted his cocktail. So we snuck around the sensors, and were both free!
Next thing you know we met up with Elmo, who informed us we were late for the furry party at Toys 'r' Us.
I clearly have such a huge ego in my dreams that my only friends are famous people. My partner was a little dismayed when I told him I was 'like 2 sleep minutes from securing a bone from Harry.'
I had a very weird dream. A worldwide nuclear war involving Russia and the USA erupted, and I just stood there and died to the nuclear blast.
But then I could somehow relive that moment, so I ran to the nearest fallout shelter and survived this time. When the dust settled, the Russians saw that we were still there (and our defence minister was sitting under a big glass dome on top of the shelter to taunt them) so they sent a second nuke at us but only managed to annihilate themselves in the process.
The war only left survivors in a handful of places in Western Europe, and Berlin was spared for some reason so we went there to make a deal with Germany and rebuild society or something. Then I woke up.
I dreamt that I stayed up instead of going to sleep, and all I got for it was my shitty mood right now.
I was a secret agent in a game like Goldeneye, and I infiltrated a warehouse. I had a smartwatch, but it wasn't like James Bond, just a Moto 360-like device. I'd get texts and notifications. I was carrying an AK-47 and shooting at men in black while looking for something, but I don't remember what.
I was in an alternate reality where the Star Wars prequels didn't suck and George Lucas made a good plot, used practical effects and made everything better and was apparently a really good film trilogy according to what the dream was telling me.
I dreamt about some old classmates from two different classes all hanging out together.
Kind of annoying as most of them I've not seen in over a year, some almost 4 years.
Every single thing was made of chocolate. I ate the planet. The end.
On computer when my screen started to fade. Thought it was flux turning on, but it was actually a result of a solar storm. I got spooked and tried to force off my computer, but some resistance made the button impossible to hold for more than two seconds. Then there was a terrible, loud noise, and I couldn't escape my chair. That's when I woke up.
I was a girl and I had a good collection of bikinis. I wanted to swim in my pink bikini but my mother told me to swim in the light blue polka dot one.
That my girlfriend claimed she worked on Courage the Cowardly Dog. Right...
I ate a three course meal for £3.27. Yummy.
And also, my girlfriend and I crossed over to Italy from France by foot. She told me that she lied and that she was nominated for a revival of the show but nothing happened.
I came to the realization that my mother's driving scares the shit out of me. I constantly have dreams about her driving my family off of cliffs with last night's being the most horrific yet.
I don't remember what I dreamed about last night, but I do remember the night before dreaming about getting a sick rig. Then I woke up.
I had one hell of a dream last night. I was on FP and Rusty100 posted something that was [B]so infuriating[/B](can't remember what it was) that a huge mob of people were swarming around his house. Everyone went to some kind of livestream website to see the whole event go down. The people trying to break in Rusty's house were all equipped with umbrellas and viciously attacked his house with them. Rusty proceeded to pull out his own purple umbrella and sat in some kind of living room, waiting for the mob to break in. Eventually, the mob breaks into his house and Rusty engages in a very long well choreographed fight scene with umbrellas. Everyone in the stream was going nuts over the fight, especially when Rusty defeated someone.
Unfortunately, I was woken up before the dream could finish. Did Rusty win the gigantic umbrella battle? The world may never know.
[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45979410]I had one hell of a dream last night. I was on FP and Rusty100 posted something that was [B]so infuriating[/B](can't remember what it was) that a huge mob of people were swarming around his house. Everyone went to some kind of livestream website to see the whole event go down. The people trying to break in Rusty's house were all equipped with umbrellas and viciously attacked his house with them. Rusty proceeded to pull out his own purple umbrella and sat in some kind of living room, waiting for the mob to break in. Eventually, the mob breaks into his house and Rusty engages in a very long well choreographed fight scene with umbrellas. Everyone in the stream was going nuts over the fight, especially when Rusty defeated someone.
Unfortunately, I was woken up before the dream could finish. Did Rusty win the gigantic umbrella battle? The world may never know.[/QUOTE]
replace rusty with craptasket and i'm happy
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This dream was a few nights ago, but one of my friends I've known since childhood invited me to burglarize a house.
[I]His[/I] house.
I wanted to swim in a pool but I was told that only accountants and CEOs could swim there, so we went to another pool. I was wearing a gorgeous pair of green shorts.
And Upminster station was rerouted so the journeys into London would be much more convenient.
Had a dream that I travelled back in time and became Hitler's backup assistant. Made him sandwiches that contained salami, cheese and green salad.
Also used my time powers to request backup from a minigun helicopter when Berlin was getting invaded by the russians, along with some cruise missiles. Then went all terminator with my own minigun just mowing everything down.
I fucking love snakes and turtles and reptiles, and seriously like every other night I have dreams about going to the lake and seeing hundreds and hundreds of snakes and reptiles! It's soooooo common!
Lazy Game Reviews did a very short let's play of a video game based on the webcomic Prequel. The boxart was a realistic rendition of some random frame from the comic. The game had the interface of Elder Scrolls I: Arena, but the game itself was Minecraft with an Elder Scrolls themed mod. LGR looked down, dug a block, fell into lava, died, and ended the video.
Had another dream about time traveling, and i was back in 2012: Year of Gangnam Style. So I was in my High school changing room, even though I only started High school this year. some of my classmates were there, and 1D was there too. they only took their shirts off, but yeah pretty nasty stuff.
I guess the forums can call me Camo the Time Traveler from now on.
Valve announced that they were making Big Rigs 2
I dreamt that I was being chased by two ducks. When I finally got into my house, they were tapping their bills onto my window, and one of them puffed his feathers out at me. I got scared and woke up. No idea why I dreamt about ducks.
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