• What did you dream about last night?
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A girlfriend dream yet again. I don't remember much of it except that we were cuddling in front of the TV.
[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45979410]I had one hell of a dream last night. I was on FP and Rusty100 posted something that was [B]so infuriating[/B](can't remember what it was) that a huge mob of people were swarming around his house. Everyone went to some kind of livestream website to see the whole event go down. The people trying to break in Rusty's house were all equipped with umbrellas and viciously attacked his house with them. Rusty proceeded to pull out his own purple umbrella and sat in some kind of living room, waiting for the mob to break in. Eventually, the mob breaks into his house and Rusty engages in a very long well choreographed fight scene with umbrellas. Everyone in the stream was going nuts over the fight, especially when Rusty defeated someone. Unfortunately, I was woken up before the dream could finish. Did Rusty win the gigantic umbrella battle? The world may never know.[/QUOTE] this happened
My dream had a shitty cover system because I tried to take cover behind a wall, and instead I just stood up tall behind a knee high wall rather ducking down, and I got shot to death by enemies that could see through the fully opaque bushes.
Had a dream about trying to get toilet paper out of my urethra (; ̄д ̄)
I made awesome brownies with French vanilla ice cream
Had a dream I crashed a plane and went to hell Which scares me because I'm flying today
[QUOTE=Orkel;46012437]Had a dream about trying to get toilet paper out of my urethra (; ̄д ̄)[/QUOTE] what the fuck
I dreamed about every single relative in my family dying. Probably to do with my great grandfather passing away last week.
I had sex with a girl, and I enjoyed it alot and I have never seen her before. It wasn't my girlfriend...
Ok so I don't get dreams like this too often, but I get them enough to where they bother me quite a bit. I keep having dreams about being nuked. I'll write down these dreams to the best of my ability. The first one I can recall is being on a balcony/ledge on a really high skyscraper. I was with a group of other people and we were just walking around when we saw some planes fly by off in the distance. I noticed one of the planes dropping something, which ended up being a nuke. The nuke exploded off in the distance, and when it did, I yelled at everyone to get down because of the shockwave. The shockwave exploded all the windows around us and we all ran inside to get in some bomb shelter which was on the same floor as us. This is when the dream ended. I distinctly remember the planes having a red dot on their wings. Second dream I can remember didn't have any explosions in it, but it had a mushroom cloud. A very large one. I was driving out of town to pick up my cousin from some store for some reason. I couldn't find an entrance or something to the building and I ended up going behind it. When I got behind the building and I looked around, there was an enormous mushroom cloud off in the distance. I remember it pretty well because it was colored like a sunset. Dream pretty much ended after that. This next one really bothered me because it happened not too long ago. I was in a basement looking outside of a little window in a large open field. I felt like I knew something was coming. For some reason, I ended up opening the windows to get a better view. There was a bomb shelter somewhere behind me but I was fixated on looking out the windows. And then it happened, a bomb went off not too far from where I was. A cloud of smoke came rushing toward me and I panicked. I crouched down underneath the window and closed my eyes. I felt the "explosion" coming in and then I just woke up. This last one was my most recent dream. I was in some kind of military base with other civilians. We were trying to get everyone in bomb shelters. Then we saw a group of planes fly by, so we started rushing people in. I was standing outside with some military guy who was trying to order everyone inside. One of the planes fired a missile toward us. The missile was going slow enough for us to see where it was going. The missile was coming so close to us that we all just stood still. We knew that with as close as that missile is, no bomb shelter would help us. I woke up just before it hit the ground. I remember the planes being described as "Russians". I've had a few other dreams involving nukes and mushroom clouds, but those are a few I wanted to share.
Was making Valenwood in TES V, with a few team mates. And I do recall finding a fickle wanna-be celebrity hiding in my old childhood home. She locked herself in the cellar and refused to come out.
All I could dream about *mostly ladies*. I slept until very late this morning.
I'm constantly dreaming about Minecraft, I need to stop playing it before bed. Last night I dreamt I encountered a big vein of diamonds but it was on top of a mountain and there were tons of zombies and creepers trying to get at me so I had to enclose myself in and it turned into a pool of water. That was weird.
Without going into too much detail, I realized it was a dream and ran into my neighbor's house and fucked every girl I could find. Also my roommate had giant cans of tuna (3ft in diameter)
It was a battle between Morally Grey Villain (my old classmate) Vs Hollywood Stereotypical Villain (an Asian mother who kidnapped children just because). They both became giants and battled in Jak 2's stadium. Of course, the first crushed her and rescued the children.
I swam in the pool which belonged to the Scuba Prince. And I also recall someone remaking GTA 3 on the GTA 5 engine, and if you wanted to play GTA 5, you needed to take a rusty old train.
Me and this one friend of mine were walking around in like NYC or something it was cloudy and cool. We had hoods on our heads and we walked towards this one place and we converged with a black guy group and we went inside this fast food place. While going in I asked my friend "Are you Thom?" He said yeah and I went like "Wow you guys really do look the same" So yeah we were inside the fast food place and my friend goes to the back and grabs and extinguisher and starts revving it like a motor saw. Me and the black guys are like what the fuck lol and the manager in the back is like everybody get out cops are coming whatever. So me and the black guys go out and the cops come and arrest my friend. Me and the black guys are laughing and shit and then this one cop tells me to come to him and he asks me "Have you been sexually abused?" I was like "No" and I went back to the black guys who were pointing at my friend sitting in jail cell which happened to be the attic floor of my old school building which was really tall for some reason. I couldn't see shit but anyway night started to fall and we went down on the ground and lied down. When we were lying down this one black guy on the right starts to get close to me and makes physical contact with me and then later a black guy on the left does the same thing. I'm like "Oh shit I'm gonna get fucked" What the fuck was that about
I dreamed I was trying to convince someone to make a good lesbian mind control porn game or cartoon. I have no idea why I only dreamed that.
Í was driving a bike and there was ice on the road so i flipped and crashed to a wall. Then i went to the local shooting range and started to sleep in the range when people were shooting at the targets
I was a treasure hunter and my name was Adam Sandler. In the world of the dream, the planet had been taken over by evil. My job was to purify areas of it. I wandered into a huge underground ruin of some ancient civilization in a forested area and there were shitloads of zombies. I walked on their heads because there was literally no room to walk on, the zombies were so tightly packed. I had a special cloak at my disposal. It had different modes of use: One was invisibility of the eyes, one was invisibility to the ears and the last one was super strength. I used the invisibility of the eyes to walk over the zombies without them noticing me. I reached the final room, where a skeleton giant was protecting a magic book. I walked next to him and switched my cloak to strength mode, and sliced the skeleton in half with a sword. I picked the book up and there was a small switch on it. I flipped the switch and at that moment, all the zombies died and what I can only describe as color spread into the world. The forest above became vibrant, the ruins were lit up, and the evil in this area was defeated. I then walked up to the surface with the book and trusted it to the forest spirits, which were similar to LotR's ents, giant walking trees. They formed a protective circle around the book and I was off to my next adventure. Another dream was on the Titanic. It was in the middle of sinking and I was in the water with a life jacket on, looking at the propellers in the air. But then it all stopped - the water receded and the world was lit up by light. The sinking was only a simulation room. A room in a gigantic vessel called Titanious. We walked outside the room next to the giant ship. It was similar in shape to the original Titanic, but it was 4 kilometers long and was so high that the upper decks were above the clouds. The smokestacks were each the size of the empire state building. The color was also grey-greenish, instead of black. It was so big that the relatively small room at the bottom deck near the front of the ship housed a life size replica of the original sinking Titanic and was used for demonstrations and "see how it was like" interactive shows. The rest of the dream was about having fun and exploring the giant ship.
In a victorian style restaurant with friends, water dripping, more like pouring from the fuckin walls. Everyone just sat there looking all fine with it, while the room got slowly full. I was the only one who stood up, shouting and finally drowning. Remember, if this happens to you, stay the fuck seated.
I was in this store selling sex toys that were actually talking models of girls that I knew, with various orifices available for use, so I fucked them all Later, my friend offered me an LSD cinammon roll, and I skeptically ate it but then tripped balls exactly as if I'd really taken LSD (which I do know from personal experience).
I was riding Go-Karts with some people but the track was literally written down on the floor like fricking micro machines or something, and we were always missing the corners. [sp]there gotta be some deep meaning in this[/sp]
My local station had the French Society from uni crowded at the eastbound platform (which I found rather odd because why are they going to the opposite direction from central London?). I went to investigate and boarded the overcrowded train. And then, the announcement came. "This is a Piccadilly Line service to the Pyrenees Mountains." I got off the train and asked the station staff what the deal was. They said that the French Society only want to travel by train to the Pyrenees Mountains. Apparently, they got the train announcer to record one line for a nonexistent station when really, they couldn't tell the French Society that at Cockfosters, there will be a coach waiting to pick them up.
A mind fuck time travel dream, gotta love those. I don't even know where to start. Perhaps when I was flying around my city in a fighter jet bringing about the end of the world as ordered by some aliens. Just gunning down everything. I then ascended to a higher plane of existence where everything in the universe became known to me, it was pretty awesome. We were all a bunch of cubes floating in space, so mighty that we could cup planets between our hands. I then was talking to Queen Elizabeth about Princess Diana's belongings, one of which was an old book. I recognized the book as something I had back home. So I had somehow taken the book from Elizabeth and travelled back in time and given it to my child self. It was an ancient biblical book, so I also realized that I was going to travel back in time and become the real Jesus in my own future. Then suddenly a child and an old guy appeared from a time portal and told me that they were both me. So I was the father of myself and also my own grandfather.
I was sleeping peacefully in my bed when I felt something hop onto the bed. At first, I thought it was my cat, but then I remembered my cat disappeared two months ago. Also, it was a lot heavier than my cat. I couldn't see what it was; it was too dark. Then it roared in my face. It was a goddamn bear. I woke up and looked in front of me. I could see a silhouette of something the size of a bear standing on its hind legs. I screamed bloody murder for ten seconds before I realized that it was my coat. I quickly fell back to sleep after.
Orkel just wins the thread in general
I remember exploring Skyrim's volcanic areas and a little bit of Morrowind before ending up in the local leisure centre pool. Then, I chased a guy called Scotland on a train.
I've been pretty into Skyward Sword recently. Played for 6 hours straight yesterday (pretty big when I usually only play games for an hour at most). My dream was one big Skyward Sword clusterfuck. For instance, I'm at a part of the game where I need to collect these 3 flames to increase the strength of my sword. In my dream, I was in a class with my girlfriend, and we both left in the middle of it. We went to some secret room, I lifted her onto some dresser that was about chest height, pulled her tights down, and started going down on her. After about a minute, I got some kind of notification saying that I need to track down the THREE MYSTICAL FLAMES that will ENHANCE MY TONGUE and I can't continue until I do so.
Garry got angry because postal didn't want to ban me for shitposting around facepunch, so he started chasing me and took craptaskets car so he could hit me with the car
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