I was part of humanity's first interstellar colonization spaceship crew. We landed our ship on a lush green world, where everything was bigger than we were used to (like back in the dinosaur era when bugs were gigantic).
We found a cave where we set up our base camp. The women had to dry their clothes due to the extreme humidity of the planet so as I walked into the cave a bunch of underwear was hanging from the roof and I heard a "don't you dare come in here boy" from deeper within, so I walked back out.
There was also a second cave a hundred or so metres away but it was being inhabited by a large cat-like creature so we stayed away.
I don't remember much of the details from later on, but shit happened, a lot of us got killed, I was forced to fight the cat-creature using only a wooden sharpened stick by a crazed crew member, won, and escaped the planet.
my dream sounds so underwhelming to his^
from what I remember
I was back in high school, younger age me, and I was being tailed by this chick. Kind of scene looking.
Went into bathroom, then she followed, opened up a stall door and we both went into it. Then I started to undress her, and when I asked if they wanted that, they fuckin vanished.
the fuck man, my younger dream self was gonna get laid god damnit
I went to this park/zoo place. I was on a very extremely long strap so that I wouldn't get lost - like a kid. Then I went to go look at this magazine store where I thought I'd seen a dirty magazine, and my strap broke and I went to go back to the car, stopping on the way to see a red panda on the loose.
When I exited the place I glided/flew somehow on some device. I can't remember what it was but I flew like 100 feet to my car where my parents were. My dad was not amused.
I woke up and ate breakfast. Then I woke up in real life and was disappointed that it was just a dream.
The Joker sang I Will Survive to Batman, who then got attacked by Weepers from Dishonored.
I need to go outside more.
i went into a lab and there were a bunch of scientists analysing some slow motion footage of a dude taking a shit from his chin cleft
Apple released a new product called the iCar which is essentially an electric car with a poor battery and everyone bought it and one day there was a malfunction in the system and all iCars in the world exploded but I was the only one alive because I never bought the iCar.
I was at some kind of school in south carolina. It was like a college / high school setting. I was there for like one class every week since I was also in college in my home town. The school was called young heights or something like that. The school itself looked amazing and brand new. The first thing I spotted was the cafateria. It had more like a menu type ordering system instead of the buffet thing. But the weird thing is, the food was actually good! Amazing hamburgers, fries, tator tots, subs ect. While I was in line I tried to look for someone I knew and found my friend phillip from high school. We talked and caught up. Then all of a sudden I was a table eating a hamgurger with a thin as fuck sub sitting next to it. I gave the sub to somebody at the table to eat. Next part was blurry but I apparently had a class and I went to it. But I was still confused on what my class and schedual was so I went to the front office to get my schedual. They told me that they do not have a folder for me so I don't exist in the school system. So I said fuck it and got to my car and speed back to my home town a state away.
I had a dream where i called 911 for a prank, and then i had to escape from the cops.
Oh man I haven't had a dream this strange in a while. So I discovered this new drug called "Glacial Crystal", it sort of looked like Heisenberg meth but much larger and not meth. The way to take is is to slam it on the ground or crush it really hard on a table and inhale the fumes it produces. When you do, a small, bright blue cloud forms around your nose for a second then you begin the trip. When I took it, most of the objects around me turned into small, glowing mushrooms. It was a pretty awesome trip.
I ended up giving my boss one of the crystals and he was skeptical so he crushed it on a table, and began tripping at work. As my boss began tripping, some of my coworkers started asking me for some. Before I knew it, my co-workers and I were all sharing the same trip in a glowing mushroom garden at work eating steaks and having a great time.
I got off a tube train to take the fast train home from Moorgate. I went down the stairs to check if my train would arrive shortly.
The train arrival boards were empty. Then, came the announcement. "We are sorry that all Great Northern routes from this station have been replaced with a football pitch. We apologise for this dumb decision and for the inconvenience caused."
I sighed and decided to go back to where I came from.
I also recall having a dream that I peed in a big bucket and I couldn't stop peeing. I had to carry it with me on the street, while still peeing.
[QUOTE=mushroompizza;46268500]I woke up and ate breakfast. Then I woke up in real life and was disappointed that it was just a dream.[/QUOTE]
Occasionally i had this like dreamception stuff going where i would wake up from a dream into a dream, combined with snoozing alarm clock and some real wakeups but falling asleep again.
I would experience waking up (and taking a showe) like 25 times over the span of a real hour.
Oh yeah, also when i was still in hs, coming home from hs, then waking up and realizing i still had to go. I used to have really bad night terrors but for some reason that dream was the worst.
I got my exam results back and I only got 71%
not only is that a terrible waste of dream time and extroardinarily mundane...
it was like a nightmare but where it was a nightmare for only getting 71%...
I am so sad at my subconscious.
My grandma somehow acquired an Abrams Tank and went on a rampage downtown.
I had a pretty fucked up dream once
Basically I was tied up in some warehouse, some guy had a cricket bat and whacked me in my right leg
As soon as he did that I woke up screaming in pain over a cramp in said leg, I think I was screaming I think I was crying.
I woke up at 9am still in pain, my right leg painfully sore and I was sweating pretty bad
It's not a nice feeling
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A dream about a game-like boss battle against a gigantic cat monster that walked on two legs. I fired needles at it with a crossbow.
Some guy started shooting in our house and i escaped from the house using the back door. I ran into the forest but it was night and i really couldn't see anything. When i ran for few minutes i jumped into a bush because i thought the guy that was shooting was chasing me with a car and then i slept in the bush. I tried to call 911 but then i got a text message from my mom that said it was just a mis understanding. I tried to go to my friends house but the guy drove with a old american car right next to me and said. "If someone won't attack him, I need to shoot him" I ran to a park and again into a forest and tried to call 911 again but my phone didn't work
I dream about pissing/shitting in the most ridiculous and unsanitary ways a lot.
i dreamed i was back at my old uni campus and outside i saw a panda with a cub on its back trying to kill these hyena looking things class was over before i saw the outcome then in the next class this hot girl was talking really friendly like to me i swear she was hitting on me and reminded me i have the next day off i was overjoyed.
then i woke up to realize i in fact do not have the next day off i was pissed
I had a dream I entered another dimension through some sort of portal. Upon entering the other dimension, I saw that I was turned into a pink bunny. Then, I spent the rest of the dream trying to a pearl to change myself back to my original self.
No dream but i sleepwalked on my uncles house and ruined the cake for my cousins birthday.
Sounds like the most generic american flippy floppy awkard-like situation you could get into.
Next time my dog will eat my homework i guess.
There were three people - Aa, Bb and Gooby. Gooby hated the others because they were pirates. So once they were on a ship, he flooded the ship, killing both Aa and Bb.
"Gosh darn it, I hate pirates! Good riddance!" He said, dancing for joy and escaped the ship.
I had to investigate what happened to Aa and Bb as they had wives and children. There was a clue on a portal to Harbor Speedway. Something about mermaids sucking eggs. So I dived into the sea and spoke to the mermaids. They asked how I knew about them and I told them about the ship. Turned out that they already ate Aa and Bb, and they wanted to eat Gooby as well.
Gooby swam behind me and said in a weird underwater voice, "You traitor! Time to party!" He swam away, then. I followed him so I could confront him.
"Aa and Bb killed my family. I'm the only one left," Gooby admitted. And then I woke up.
I was on a runway in the middle of a desert and my friend had dynamite strapped to himself and a shotgun of some sort, and he had just gotten done building a helicopter out of a bunch of random junk and it looked like something out of Gmod. He told me "Those goddamned sons of bitches aren't gonna get away with what they've done. And if I die when I find them, I'm gonna make sure I take them down with me. We all have things to answer for and this is my retribution." Then he took off into the sunset in his junkcopter and I woke up.
Was getting a blowjob by an unknown person, she started licking my ass, my ass started leaking, got shit all over her tongue and mouth, she then puked all over me. I apologized and everything went hazy and I woke up.
My mother and I competed for who has the best story about the Professor.
My story: The Professor has deep hidden secrets in his lab. His assistant Anton came back drunk.
"I just had a liver transplant and I'm ready to drink again!" He slurred.
The Professor had enough of Anton so he sent his assistant to rehab on a bus.
The bus got stranded in an accident so he had to walk the rest of the way. Rehab was in a Skyrim style fort and after fighting some piranhas and climbing up mountains, he reached it. He was talking to the black guard and had a nice deep conversation about how drink is bad for him. Anton decided not to spend his time in rehab and walked on. In the end, he reached the High Rock border and met his girlfriend there. They lived happily ever after.
Her story: The Professor was a normal guy in uni. Anton was not sent to rehab despite him having a liver transplant. He continued to drink until he died in his room one night. Everyone was going by bus and then by tube to go to his funeral.
Who won the competition, I don't know.
A bunch of my friends set up a meth lab on the first floor of my house, then the police arrived and we went on a chase.
Then my dream turned into GTA, we were driving somewhere in the highway while a few of my friends were firing their guns at the police chasing us,Vance Joy was playing on the radio for some reason (It was Riptide). Eventually we reached their weird curve, it was pretty surreal, it was like if we were driving in a highway that was upside down, then we entered a tunnel and we reached some kind of futuristic-looking factory with robots inside, our car bumped into some kind personnel-transport vehicle and then the police started opening fire at us, only one of my friends and I escaped.
My friend and I reach this ghetto-like city at night, it was all dark and there were a lot of people on the street, we hide in an alleyway inside a trash can, eventually I tell him "My career is now ruined, if I try to get a job they will probably tell me "Weren't you the guy involved in that meth chase downtown"?". He replies me with "Yeah I know, it sucks".
Then we went back to my house and it was full of lab equipment and surrounded by those "Police don't cross", I went up stairs, then I went into my room and then I fell asleep.
Then I woke up in real life.
I have weird dreams.
Is like that one were I was this girl walking down street, eventually this guy wearing black glasses gives me a ride to my 'house', it looked like a stereotypical american suburb. I went inside the house just to find a couple (a woman wearing a pink blouse, similar to the one I was wearing, and a man wearing a full black suit), the man was staring at me with an angry stare on his face, he was somehow supposed to be my father (my father in real life doesn't look like the man in my dream though), I felt really angry, like if I had to murder him, so I went to the kitchen and took this cooking knife and stabbed him in the chest, there was lot of blood coming fm his chest, his entire suit was covered in blood, he just kept staring at me, still angry, so I went up stairs and I could hear the woman say "You know how she is", then I woke up.
Having messed up dreams is normal right?
I feel like my dreams are too violent at times.
I was in a shared house and the bathroom lock was broken. So essentially all my housemates watched me take a dump and a shower (because green fumes came out of me) like they watch a movie.
They even put it on YouTube.
I was playing a hockey game and I scored 4 goals in a row to go from losing 2-5 to winning 6-5 and everyone just called it luck.
I've never played hockey.
I also made friends with the really rich guy and together we built the highest building in the world next to the current highest building and we were standing at the top with some other friends as we raised the spire to beat the other building.
I don't really care if anyone reads this, but thanks for the reminder of remembering dreams.
I was next to the river in town, by a park, where there was some festival shit going on. Somebody that I knew in middle school was there and he got pissed off that I was near him, and he started telling me to get out of there and shit, so I was about to, but then I took him by surprise and shoved him in the river. When he got out he was pissed as fuck and pulled a big ass revolver, saying it was a 60 gauge shotgun and he was threatening to shoot me with it. That was all.
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