My dream started out at church and for some reason I brought my friend Adam. The lights went off at church for a video viewing and Adam proceeded to light up a bowl and smoke. He then got kicked out and I got accused of being a stoner also so I left.
In the parking lot I met a really cool girl and we hit it off so I got her number. She lived a few miles away so I took a little trip the next day to go see her. It was early and she was still sleeping so me and my dad went stingray fishing (in Kansas?). We caught a good sized stingray and munched it up, it was super tasty. By then it was noon so I decided to go wake her up.
I got to her house and knocked on her door, no answer. I go wake her up and she says "wow its late, my mom usually wakes me up before noon". I ask where her mom could be and she said "swimming in the ocean, she is a stingray". I then realized that I had caught and eaten her tasty mom. She wasn't too happy and things didn't work out between us :/.
On the brighter side, when I left her house I heard on the radio that my dad meanwhile had caught a record size eel!
I had a series of fissures on my lower back that erupted into a viscous cloud of offal. These clouds later materialized into Blade Runneresque cityscapes. I dream about weird shit.
I had this one dream last night;
Basically I was out for a walk, then suddenly I was accosted by God (Morgan Freeman) who offered me MAGIC POWERS and dominion over all of the earth. I told him no, thank you, I'm not interested in taking up the role of being a god. I woke up the next morning (still in the dream) and I found myself in a huge palace with all the bells and whistles somewhere in the vastness of the ocean. I was like 'WTF Morgan, why'd you give me something I didn't ask for' then he turned up at my shoulder, dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, with a couple of hot chicks on his arms, and spoke to me saying 'those who don't want dominion are the best people to usually give it to' or something along those lines and told me to rule wisely and well over my people. He then buggered off with said hot chicks, leaving me very confused at what had happened. I then proceeded to wake up.
I was stuck on an island. There was a guy and a bunch of girls in addition to me. They were friendly, but there was something dark, a dark secret on the island that they knew and I didn't. Every time I tried to figure the secret out, or escape the island, one or several of them would kill me and I instantly resurrected in the past. Similarly to Edge of Tomorrow. And they'd welcome me on the island all friendly again before it happened again.
I died in tons of different ways. Stabbing, pushed off a cliff, burned, drowned, shot, head crushed, head chopped off, simply getting flattened by a giant container etc. It was unpleasant. There was also a moment where I was tortured by pouring alcohol onto a wound in my right foot and it hurt like fuck because at the same time I had a muscle cramp in real life in my foot and it translated into the dream.
One of the girls though was different. She had black hair and she was "unchanging", as in she always did the same shit no matter what I did, and it was impossible to evade her. I don't remember how the dream ended, but I'm pretty sure she helped me escape. I don't remember the details though.
Another dream was about aliens conquering Earth. There was a giant ship in the docks floating on water, like a kilometer in length and the height of a skyscraper. A lot of the ships were flying through the air. Me and some dream characters captured and used a bunch of old WW2 tanks to try and fight them, but it was obviously futile. The aliens captured us and we saw for the first time how they looked. They were about twice as tall as humans and had huge green legs with paws, with three fingers on each.
Then they got the cold virus from us and they all died or flew off the planet.
Me and this small group of people were on some tropical island or tropical country that had a bunch of monkeys. I was walking along through the jungle with this other guy who warned me to stay away from shallow water. Apparently water was scarce in this jungle (wtf) and it was very difficult to come across any water that was safe to drink.
I was walking by this shallow stream/river and the guy I was walking with told me to stay away from the shallow water. It's tempting because it's easy to access but it's actually really dangerous and I forgot what his exact reason was for why it was dangerous. I think it was because some water creatures or something, I forgot.
I kept walking and then I found out that the best way to get water was from tree vines. There were tons of these vines hanging down from trees and you'd put your mouth up to the tip of it and suck it till the liquid came out.
I had the best dream ever last night. I was approached by a fish that gave me the ability to breathe under water and swim fast. So we became best friends and I basically lived there, meeting all of the other fish and sea creatures and what not. We went on a bunch of adventures and there were times that I thought I was going to be eaten, but I never was. And one day, all of the fish got really scared because they kept hearing noises that were too loud to be a fish. Then I realized that it was other humans, and I felt horrible because I was a human too, and they were destroying their home. It was a good dream though; it was more exciting than it was upsetting.
I was the Avatar with the Elder Wand and near the end of the dream i fucking killed Ganon with the Triforce. It was awesome.
woah mods having island dreams
The Chinese military forces set fire to the official Olympics cafeteria/mall.
For some reason said cafeteria was my school's.
Also, 1.5 million gangsters all raided some Mexican restaurant and used like 100 school buses to get there. I also bought crack from one gangster, except I never actually bought my crack. I just gave him the money and pretended like I had some.
There was also NSFW fetish stuffs.
I had my own TV shows and before I could film the latest one, I had to clear the Haven City Palace ruins.
And I was playing some weird game and I had a spell which allowed me to come back to a safe cottage. I could also recruit Gulp from Spyro as my follower. He was pretty powerful but he couldn't follow me in most places, because he was just too big.
And I do recall ElecBullet (exactly like in the avatar) helping me to find my other follower who was lost in a Fallout sewer.
Edit: More dreams from last night.
I was in the airport and I took some weird trolley train from Heathrow to King's Cross. However, King's Cross station was very confusing and I kept thinking "Where is Caledonian Road?".
And finally, I was shopping in Lidl and bought a few sweets.
Somehow travelled to the 1920s version of my city and was taking pictures with my smartphone as "proof" (gj dream logic), it was weird because everything was so different yet I knew it was my city. The police station was on the other side of town instead, and the today's station's place had a shop instead, and there were horses everywhere.
My mother and I were in Chesham and she wanted to live in the huge £500,000 house, with a pool and horse stables. However, she was only working there as an interior designer.
After she finished her job, she bothered everyone in the town about available houses.
I was part of a squad of soldiers, there had been a firefight and one of our team had been killed, and everyone blamed me for his death, to the point that I started to believe it myself even though it wasn't my fault. For some reason a guy from where I work was there and he was the only one that didn't blame me. I'm not nor have I ever been in the military..
While surrounded by a large number of cats, I watched a famous, famous film about a guy who breaks from jail. He gets an airplane ticket delivered to him from a guy's ass, then leaves the prison and boats around.
We approach an arrogant golfer standing in the water and endangering turtles with his swing, and prepare for the climactic murder scene, but then our hero (who is now a turtle) among other turtles (who have become real) and the surrounding cats attack me and I have to run and fight them off.
I got the ability to jump super far and decided to to on a trip around sweden. After jumping around for about an hour or two i noticed that i had no clothes. I had to go back to my home to get some.
Problem was that i didnt know where i was so i jumped to the nearest town and ran into the closest clothingstore and stole some (no wallet). After that i had to dodge policehelicopters and gunshots.
All in all a pretty neat experience if i say so myself.
I was in a team deathmath, video game style accept I was in it. You use these keys to fumble about in a popup menu to select your weapon. At one point I enter a giant roomful of cars, and I somehow recognize it thinking a helicopter should be in there, because I remembered a room like that from another dream, but it wasn't. I walked outside from that room to find my enemy in a really nice looking car about to try running me over. I pull out a mini gun and shot away, he then orders a missile strike so I get in his car, he smiles and his seat launches up with a parachute and the missile passes him and heads toward me. I dive out of the car to go under the tiny bridge we were on, then see an explosion. I run off and with my keys trying to summon a weapon but it wasn't working I'm running at the same time. Out of my peripheral vision I see my enemy not able to summon a weapon either, and we laugh about it!
I tried to go back to uni from somewhere but I missed the train. I only had 6 minutes till the lecture and there wasn't any train for another 20 minutes. So, I ran to the next station and I made it on time.
This wasn't last night but it was a couple of weeks ago.
I dreamed that I put on a red female wig and looked in the mirror, then decided that I would make a hot redheaded chick. So I got a sex change. Then I realised I was my perfect woman and fell in love with myself, but was depressed because I could only look at myself in the mirror. So then I decided to clone myself and then get a sex change back so that I could be with my clone... trouble was, my clone had the same idea and knocked me out so it could get the sex change. I was stuck as a woman, and the clone stole my identity so I had to find a way to get everything back.
So basically I dreamed an Adam Sandler movie.
A way to fix my raid controller bugging out when I ran two raid 0 volumes came to me in a dream, pretty weird.
A couple years ago I had a dream as crisp and clear as real life, if not more so. I wrote it down for some reason.
My view was black, and in the middle of the image a giant spiral of playing cards was formed, the ones with the red backs. Then I hear a low voice from my left, and it speaks a small phrase/word in german and picks a card on the left side of the spiral with a white gloved hand. The spiral disappears.
Before me stand two cartoon images of a man and woman that look like they are from advertisements from the 50's. Man on the left side of my vision, woman on my right.
The man asks: "Do you remember living life without?" woman responds: "I never live life without."
Recurring Dreams:
Whenever I have a cold I dream of a purely black and white world with strict contrast, and I'm running through brambles. Sometimes my vision goes all scarred with black and sometimes it is a clear clean white, but always at the end of my run I encounter an old time looking circus tent that I can see from the top of a small hill. I wake up, and I'm cold free. Brains are interesting.
Lastly, whenever I study physics to an excessive amount, I fall into a super light sleep state where my brain thinks that in order to fully go to sleep I have to solve some really complicated equation that I just can't comprehend, symbols are just flying everywhere and it feels like I have an in-dream migraine. It goes on for what seems like hours.
I was exploring a Spanish warehouse and a message appeared on the bottom of the screen.
"you w0n b1g! pls discls ur pin no and you'll w1n m1ll1ins!"
Surprisingly a lot of people fell for it. I decided to stop the message from appearing, by tracking down the scammers and shutting off their computers for good.
Then I decided to relax by diving into the pool of my old childhood villa.
My mother suggested I eat my clothes and poop them out to give them a good clean. I tried to do that with one of my speedos but I wasn't able to do it. I swam in the villa pool which my father owned, and we planned to go back to London the next day.
I jumped out of a plane because the stewardess told me I had a parachute. I didn't.
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[QUOTE=Orkel;46378574]Somehow travelled to the 1920s version of my city and was taking pictures with my smartphone as "proof" (gj dream logic), it was weird because everything was so different yet I knew it was my city. The police station was on the other side of town instead, and the today's station's place had a shop instead, and there were horses everywhere.[/QUOTE]
I have a lot of 1920s dreams, usually about Boston where I used to live. I usually work at an old gross tobacco shop, which sells half smoked cigars.
I was a secret agent who taped a black woman in relation to a crime. Once she found out, there was an epic chase scene. I managed to win the race and give the tape to my employer.
Then, my wife and I were watching a movie about another agent. I found it boring so I smashed one of the vases and got out. I said that Soviet movies were better. That was all done in Monaco.
And some cool guy in my uni had a competition and you had to pay £1. My mother didn't reply on my texts so I decided to cheat on the game and find a way to get to the level without paying. I unfortunately didn't.
My autistic, middle-aged neighbor hired several dominatrices. Shit got interesting real fast.
The guy behind the Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion returned and permanently hijacked every TV channel and somehow took over as the leader of the US and a resistance movement started.
I actually went through sleep paralysis. It was the second time in my life — first time was a few months ago. It didn't last as long as the first time, but it was still terrifying. I heard a rushing, whispering noise getting louder and louder, like running water. I was waiting to feel the dead weight on me like the last time, but it didn't happen. I tried talking, screaming, and eventually snapped out of it by making kind of a bleating noise, just like last time.
Before that happened I dreamed of a major music festival that I was attending. I was trying to navigate the campus and the dorm situation. There were people there who had been at another music festival with me a few weeks ago. At one point I tried to get out of the building and go somewhere, but my body was sluggish and I couldn't find my way anywhere. It felt extremely real. As I was waking up I found I couldn't move and that's when the sleep paralysis episode started.
I was swimming in the river as everyone else was, including Anton from the sitcom Univer. After my swim, I found out that I got into the top 5 unis and employers. I got congratulated on that in a big hall with wooden floors and red carpets.
I went home but first decided to go a few stations further to Oakwood. Surprisingly, the station was in the middle of the highway and so far away from any houses. I couldn't go further as Cockfosters was linked to another line entirely (District one).
Woke up in my room (Unfinished basement in a townhouse) and stumbled to the light switch by the stairs, flipped it on and walked back to my bed to find my pants only to realize the light had gone off again and the room continually got darker. So I walked to my computer desk and pulled the string for the bulb above my desk and nothing happened. As the room got darker and darker sounds of growling and very low pitched cackling got louder until I was yanking at the string and the bulb broke, I looked up and got sucked into it and woke up in reality having difficulty breathing as if a monkey was sitting on my back.
I have fucked up dreams, sleep paralysis, insomnia episodes regularly. Sort of one of the reasons why I drink myself to sleep on some nights.
Had a dream that I was trying to find something as part of like a scavenger hunt with a MILF with the most perfect tits. Weird ass dream. She like, crawled underneath this cage and let hundreds of ants crawl all over her eye balls.
There was a school reunion but it was set in my primary school while my classmates were from my secondary school. After eating some cake and catching up with my friends, one of them decided to organise a field day of being on the secret Tube network which the FBI uses. We missed the last old train sadly. Then, we went boating on an icy river. One of them fell into the water but claimed that he was alright.
The dream ended when the guy who fell in the river died of frostbite and all of us got together to put him in the coffin in a Skyrim style pine forest. We somehow buried him in a cave full of wererats so we had to be invisible when doing so.
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