• What did you dream about last night?
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I dreamed I was the main character in my favorite anime
My grandpa was a WW2 vet and I had a dream where I was wearing his officer hat was and fighting in a pretend war that took place in someone's house.
[QUOTE]Turnips... the earliest childhood memory I have, the bad taste of turnips made me anal, and my family were gothic.. my father was spending the year dead for tax reasons, And potatoes were the family's only way to earn dicks... When i were six I were sent to live with my evil uncle otto in a castle because my whole family contracted lupus. Otto was in some mysterous business that involved him spending a lot of time in the sewers. He taught i how to dig up corpses and sell them to medical experimenters. But that was just his hobby.The same experimenters that perfected the art of zombification. At nine he was killed by a tribe of fruitbats in an aphrodisiac deal gone horribly wrong, They were very sorry afterwards and took i in and raised i as one of their own, They couldn't understand why i coudln't fly, They weren't very intelligent bats, but they loved i.As a result i have a serious sexual fixation on bats.Ir first love was a vampire bat. He taught i to fight with two swords and biting, still my preferred style. After my lover was mortally wounded in a mistaken identity revenge attack for the deeds of another vampire, his spirit posessed my penis, which i never take off so i can hear his voice.Ir life's mission has become tracking down the vampire responsible and causing him or her pain.But along the way, i became a sparkly werewolf. And encountered Colonel Armstrong, who gave i the SCTD: Sparkly Contact-transmitted Disease. I soon found my penis lusting for blood.And became impotend for all but mensturating womenOr anally bleeding men. nick cage he asks i to help him find his cake, so i go on a cockslapping quest....Cage came screaming in wanting his cake, so i vampire cock slap him. then he became a vampire too I were killed by a necromancer and ressurected in the form of a beautiful female, for his pleasure. But my posessed penis grew back. On my nose.[/QUOTE] [sp]Joking, I didn't dream[/sp]
I don't remember dreaming, but I remember that I woke up, half asleep, and then I thought my shirt was attacking me. I almost jumped out of bed, and then thought: 'dude what the fuck thats a shirt calm down' and then I calmed down.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;43799387]I don't remember dreaming, but I remember that I woke up, half asleep, and then I thought my shirt was attacking me. I almost jumped out of bed, and then thought: 'dude what the fuck thats a shirt calm down' and then I calmed down.[/QUOTE] I get that sometimes. I once woke up convinced I swallowed a large medallion and tried to induce vomiting. Then I realized I was an idiot and went back to sleep.
I dreamt that I made out with my ex-girlfriend. [sp]:C[/sp]
School was canceled
Old one because I didn't remember last nights dream: My brother, Sister were in a car with me, Father was driving. The area was pleasant, the suns glow basking the tree tops lighting the road in a diffused fashion. Along the way I saw a golf course (which was part of another dream) and we arrived at a parking lot that was physically falling apart, looked like a small earthquake had ravaged it. We drive in and ascended to the 1st floor, I notice a bearded man had been staring at us. My dad signals for us to get out and we are all wearing black t-shirts, jeans, shoes, beanies, like we were about to break in somewhere. While I'm looking straight back at the bearded man, my dad brother and sister open the boot to the car and pull out two stuffed German Shepard's. He reveals two large needles injects them with some sort of clear solution. The worse half of the car park begins to slowly crumble and fall away so we decide to leave, not in any immediate sense, just casually hop in the car - check the mirror keep too the speed limit etc. Dream ended there.
I was dreaming, that i've met postal and bunch of facepunch and random people Everythig happened outside, we were discussing about rust kids exterminaton etc... Later i've took a truck and drived to some kinda warehouse
I remember being in a strange station and I was getting home. One of the last trains for three hours was a crappy 50 year old train. I think "Do I risk my sanity to ride this ancient train or wait for three hours to maybe get a new train?" I decided to wait for three hours, waiting and hoping that a newer train with air conditioning would arrive. It never did. [img]http://static.tsrfiles.co.uk/images/smilies/facepalm.gif[/img]
Not from last night but it's the last one I remember. Long story though and I forgot a lot of the details and characters over time, but I remember a good bit of it. Starts out with the appearance of a new eerie plant called 'Saturn's Ring'. It's called Saturn's Ring because it's made of 8 spheres of different colors. These sphere's were extremely dangerous, exploding into noxious acid and spraying out barbs and boiling water upon human proximity. The plant mainly grew in rural areas where there weren't many people, mostly appearing in farms. Occasionally a brutal gruesome death caused by getting too close to a Saturn's Ring would be televised, causing panic. Nobody knew where Saturn's Ring came from or how it reproduced, but it did. Governments but a ton of funding into a way to attempt to destroy the plant, all resulting in failure and the hideous deaths of the extermination and scientific field teams. Eventually they just started cordoning off sightings of the plant. But it started to spread more, into cities and suburbs. They would appear in backyards, often killing pets and small children who didn't know of the dangers of the plant. Mass panic begins to spread. Now here's the part where it starts getting really surreal. Something (I couldn't make it out in the dream, I'm assuming it was something my brain could not physically comprehend) is growing in New York City (where I was living at the time). It's physical properties I could never make out. It was some serious love craftian horror type shit and I still can't put it together what I saw in the dream. But it was responsible for something called 'The Event', something I couldn't physically or mentally comprehend either, all i know is that there was a large explosion, a good bit of eldritch horror, a lot of blood and gore, rape, murder, impalement, just generally extremely dark shit. Saturn was visible in the Earth's sky. There are also now large alien-like aircraft piloted by something unknown (not aliens) in the atmosphere. The dream cut to a dog fight, not sure who the two parties where, but one aircraft engaged one of these UFO's. The UFO did not fight back but the attacking aircraft received a message: "How deep? 15?" Immediately after which, the UFO dive bombs into the ocean. Not sure whether or not the aircraft is submersible / meant to do that, and the aircraft didn't really have more of an appearance later on in the dream. Cuts back to me, I'm in Boston. City is cordoned off. Military presence is extremely strong and nobody is allowed to leave. I was a level 1, which meant i was basically scumshit and didn't get anything above rations and a bed. People as high as Level 5 could have access to vehicles and more freedoms. I had a Level 5 friend called Matt who hooked me up with a fast sports car that I used to escape the city in search of a girl called "Jenny". So I escaped on car and tore down the freeway, some serious Armageddon looking shit. Abandoned cars everywhere. Dead bodies littered the streets, blood everywhere. I had to stop later down the road when a civilian encampment opened fire on me. I managed to find a stealthier route around the camp and came across a group of insane people running into noxious gas created by a Saturn's Ring claiming it would give them superpowers. I took one of their gasmasks and proceeded, but was caught by one of the encampment patrols and was taken prisoner into a large group of refugees. We were separated by gender and race and taken into the woods. Next thing I remember was some kind of group therapy session where I claimed I was an 'eye-witness' of the 'event' and therefore i was extremely important or something. Rest of the dream I've forgotten except the end, where I'm riding a bike on the rooftops with the 'Jenny' character I set out to find on the rooftops. It pretty much ended with me falling off the roof and being impaled on some sort of spike thingy and I woke up. Creepy shit.
I can vividly recall parts of a dream I had some months ago when I had a real bad fever and spent the best part of a day drifting in and out of a sleepy state while hallucinating. As one might suspect I had some trippy-ass dreams when I managed to catch a few hours of sleep. The hazy parts of the dream I recollect was a brave tale of dragons, angry pine trees and the virtues gained of having (not eating, just having) pizza. I was having a leisurely conversation with a dragon (that kept changing colours and size rapidly) regarding the placid nature of pavement, I remember being on a hill that was suddenly also dragons, which made me very upset for some reason. I attempt to lecture the hill dragons on why having pizza is a good career choice within banking but they turned back into a hill instead and I left without noticing and hurt my nose somehow. Something with planes and a hospital happened which I can't remember and I vaguely recall being angry at my mother and something about another "stupid" dragon. Oh and more pizza, less banking this time. The next bit I can recall is when I find myself outside my old childhood apartment building that had this pine forest behind it with a dirt path skirting the edge which I was walking on when I teleported into a bush. Then came a conga line of angry chanting pine trees that passed by my bush and then lit the forest on fire for apparently no reason what-so-ever, I ignored it and walked over to an small island with a campfire. My family was suddenly there but my dad had to vanish for some reason, we died and then I woke up and walked into my door and was attacked by bees that tried to crawl into my ears so they could sing. Then I REALLY woke up in a panic and managed to smash my head into the wall next to my bed and spent the next hour with a headache. In conclusion, fever dreams are fun.
Last night I dreamt that I woke up in my bed and tossed around a bit then I noticed on the floor beside my bed there was another me laying face down, I couldn't be bothered to do anything about it so I just fell back "asleep".
Had a dream where Lidl Supermarket was only selling biscuits and shampoo. All I wanted was some fruit juice.
I vaguely recall polar bears with sunglasses. I'd rather not dwell on that dream.
Not from last night but I dug out my old dream journals. Here we go... [quote]Dream #1: I was told that I need to move so far away from uni if I expect to buy a house at £400,000. I was like "How can I club if I commute by National Rail?" My mother said "Tough!". Dream #2: I was in a party and someone claimed that they could do a "monster puke". He puked in front of me several times. "Want me to do a puke with nuts in it?" I said no thanks. [/quote] [quote]I was in my old childhood home in Spain and I was relaxing in my room. Then, there was a knock on the door. I saw an LED display which said "Would you like to let this person in?" I was given the options of "Atlantis is Calling" and "Brother Louie". I picked the first option and a guy in a pink vest stormed in. I then looked at all the posters of the room. Everywhere were Modern Talking memorabilia. I told him that there was a tribute album. "Awesome fuddycakes! Where can I get a copy of that awesome album?" He asked in a David Hasselholf voice. We searched for it but couldn't find it.[/quote] [quote]Dream #1: I was playing football with some of my classmates in my mixed class and the ball went behind the goalkeeper fence. Naturally, I went after the ball and kicked it to the goalkeeper. But my team wasn't happy. "What are you doing?!" the captain asked. "But what about the scatter rule of football?" I heard myself say. "Really? Tell me, what is the scatter rule of football?" I hesitated. "I don't know" Dream #2: A cat-woman was sitting around in my uni and asked me to spy on her friend in the adjoining room, in exchange for some lovely money. Then, I start "no-clipping" and realised that it is a game that I'm playing. So, I walked through the walls (literally!) and started to go into a black void. "That way," I thought, "she cannot see me." But I was so into my thoughts that I accidentally went into the adjoining room and got caught. Strangely enough, the cat-woman in THAT room told me that I was fired. Since it was a game, I thought of reloading a previous save but unfortunately it autosaved when I was caught so I decided to close the game. Upon closing the game, I saw myself being in my uni's computer lab. No-one was there. I looked upon the screen again and saw three instances of Windows Media Player playing an episode of Zoey 101 all at the same time! I tried to close them but it was no use. One of the lecturers who happened to be passing by (I didn't recognise him) helped me to close Windows Media Player. I started to search the "scatter rule of football" in Google and something did come up. I don't remember exactly what it said but it did mention position of the goalkeeper being mandatory for some odd reason. Dream #3: I was showing my mother some lame remix of Adele's song Set Fire to the Rain. We were just listening to the song for the entirety of the dream.[/quote]
I drew a picture of a scary monster and it scared me so much that I woke up
Knuckles' new design not being so retarded
Well, I had a few lucid dreams I actually remembered. One of them was where I was in this college/high school/elementary school thing place. I think it started off as me going to class and then for some reason I had ghost powers and I turned invisible and floated through the wall because I was bored. Then, I thought I would get back at them by messing with their computer mainframe. I floated through some more walls for some reason, even though nobody could see me since I was a ghost. Then after wandering about, I found the main frame which was in a cabinet blocked by a chair. Like a dumbass, I tripped over it because I figured it was safe to not be a ghost anymore. I ended up unplugging their whole system and freaking out until some Asian guy showed up. I quickly turned back into a ghost but he was able to see me and just laughed his ass off and stole all of the computer equipment. :v: After that, it was the typical flying dream I have, but at the school place. This this time there were no powerlines blocking my flight so I was able to fly around like I wanted to. I forgot the rest. The last one was that I was driving my jeep in some forest place, my best friends were with me so I think we were camping. The thing is, we had no camping equipment save an easy up, a cooler, and some sleeping bags, it was weird. Also, there were other campers on the sides of the roads everywhere. After driving around a bit I was sick of driving because I just kept ending up in the same place so I parked the jeep. Then the dream quickly devolved into me kicking my girl best friend out of the jeep, and having really hot sex with my guy best friend in the back of the jeep for the rest of the dream. :quagmire: Then I woke up at 12:30 because mom yelled at me.
Can't remember anything from last night, but three days ago, I dreamed that I had to share my home with this fuckhead from school, because his parents were on holidays or something, I don't remember. Anyways, me my father and that guy were out buying groceries, when he suddenly started opening packages and eating the stuff right in the middle of the supermarket, and then throwing the remains right there on the ground. I remember that I had to hide the stuff he dropped so that we wouldn't all get thrown into jail. I somehow managed to do it, tucking away most of it in the changing rooms of a shoe store (Don't even ask) I woke up soaked in sweat when I realized that this would have to go on for a whole month.
I had a dream that my dad walked in on me smowking weed out of a bong filled with honey and he started smoking with me... I woke up confused as hell because I rarely have smoked weed
I didn't have any dreams the night before last :( Here's last night's catch though! [quote]In a store, perhaps in a post-apocalyptic environment. They have many microwaves, including giant toy-colored ones and college football themed ones.[/quote] [quote]In school PC lab, browsing info on DXM (a drug) pills which are being sold on a Newegg-like website. I log in - my password is “tue&thur” or similar. I'm supposed to work on a microscope: while others have legit name brands, I have a toy that requires a lot of assembly. I follow instructions and, in spite of my toy microscope, resolve to work the fastest. An older man comes to help, he is however not an experienced teacher. I still have my DXM tabs open and accidentally switch to one. He sees and asks what it is as I frantically switch tabs again and again only to find info on that drug. He gets annoyed as I close everything, talking about kids screwing around in the lab. I say that if you work here, it comes with the job, and he laughs.[/quote] [quote]New dream. Need a drink. I can choose orange juice or a Capri Sun, so I choose the latter. I go outside. Auburn University is in a state of emergency due to biohazard marijuana smoke; I hear air raid sirens. I can see a giant lightning strike across the water which produces a minor tsunami which washes at my feet. I yell to the people in the building, “Giant fucking lightning!” Two astronauts had been zapped down to Earth with the lightning; they arrived unharmed. Now I view this happen from outer space, and wonder about the perspective.[/quote]
I had an interesting dream where I was dancing with a girl I like in a Victorian ballroom. We were both dressed up in the right clothing and the music was old also. It was actually pretty nice.
I got up one morning, got dressed, ate and left. Then I woke up and did it all again.
I was outside of Braums when these guys ran past. I looked behind them and there was a pack of 6 or 7 dogs so I thought "Okay, I got this", and then started beating the fuck out of them. Unfortunately they killed and ate my ass. I "woke up" in some generic rich guy living room by a fireplace, and my friend Mason was there in a red bathrobe pointing a gun at me. He shot it and it turned out to be a water gun (Still scared the fuck out of me). He started laughing and told me to take a joke, after which he stabbed me in the eye and I woke up for real.
I was on a battlefield that was seemingly in Hell, I just remember the red sky and crimson alien-looking foliage. Everyone looked like those wooden dolls artists use for posing. I was advancing with a squad, and then the enemy unleashed zombified members of allies. They surrounded me, I screamed for help, but nobody came. I awoke in the dream, and got on the computer to browse Facepunch, then read Prequel. The weird part was instead of the normal art style it looked kinda like this: [t]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/091/2/c/doc_and_mharti_the_sequel_by_shawnsmith16-d4uoq90.png[/t] Even in my dream I thought it was weird. Then I woke up for real. Evidently playing Star Wars Republic Commando before going to bed wasn't a good idea.
Here's a doozy from some weeks ago [quote]I was at Auburn University running about on the concourse on my hands, in a T shape (I discovered that it was less tiresome than running on my feet, this is a technique I have used for years) when Sony went through with a massive campaign they'd been hinting at for some time: they placed massive video game consoles on the Moon, such that they were visible from Earth, to advertise their Playstation 4. I saw a tremendous Playstation 1 and, I think, an Xbox of some form or fashion. Then they showed Steam as an overlay over the entire moon (the moon was ridiculously large today), and on Steam they showed Half-Life 2 Episode 3 with a subtitle "Developer"! Everyone was watching this and cheering them. I screamed something about "Brutal advertisement!” Then I picked through a lost-and-found bin full of 15-dollar bills with, I think, Ulysses S Grant on it, 19-Swedish krona bills (I think it was Krona), a weird elliptical rectangular US quarter, an Exacto-style knife in a format I'm seriously not sure exists, and other assorted stuff. I thought about taking some cash but decided it would be a dick move, and people were watching so I left it. I opened my phone and posted on Facepunch and saw that Garry had implemented a mobile skin with decorative explosions whenever you opened a thread. But then Autumn banned me because I'd planted a plant somewhere in real life, and that had disrupted the growth of marijuana: they showed video evidence of someone (presumably Autumn) in the middle of the night probing a tiny seedling on the side of a path, apparently that I had planted. The ban was for four hours.[/quote]
one time i dreamed about a solution to a big frustrating problem i was having. [sp]it didn't work when i tried it :([/sp]
Got this really silly one from a few months ago out of a log for you all to enjoy :v: [quote]The dream started out at my school for some weird reason. All I remember was there was some party going on. The director was being a bitch, and I have no idea why. After she started berating me for climbing skills I would never have in real-life, I murdered her with a Hidden Blade. People then surrounded me saying they had to call the police, despite me saying I never even wanted to murder someone and didn't have control. They didn't believe me. The phone was a Chihuahua which was possibly the weirdest part of the dream. I had to call my mom by entering the phone number on the Chihuahua's stomach. I just pressed it and it worked. My mom never answered and then the police arrived. These weren't just ordinary police though, because it consisted of only two people -- the apparent "sisters of hell". Instead of a proper trial, they took everyone except me to prison, and saved the worst for me. They knocked me out, and put me in a hellish version of my current life. Oddly enough, it looked like my room when I woke up. Outside, there was no moon -- just pitch black. Then out of nowhere Ezio Auditore told me through my mind that the hell sisters had enslaved my mind in hell but in real life I was in a comatose state. I was banned from anything besides basic movement. If I had performed anything else, a strong shock would be sent through my head, hurting me. I was looking out my laundry room window at the time in horror. Since I couldn't really do anything, my mind woke me up. However, it was very odd that my room looked the same as it did in the dream.[/quote]
I was in a nice big house and I was apparently a blonde woman in a white bikini? I only swam in it when I had to swim in a river because the lazy builders wouldn't finish their bridges. "It's a temporary problem," a woman on the other side said. I dived in and tried to reach the other side. "We have a thief and an intruder. Sector 32." Wat. Then, I dreamt that I was my own grandson who was living in Morrowind. He had an imaginary sock puppet friend and he loved exploring the mountains. My father thought it was a good idea to buy an Asda truck so he could save money...in Asda. Apparently, Google Maps does cereal and "King and Queens" is a Kellogg's cereal. And Tesco acquired Asda in a desperate effort.
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