• What did you dream about last night?
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Some WWE wrestler told me the secret of getting buff. The poses. By doing [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Dexter_Jackson_IFBB_2008_Australia_3.jpg]muscle poses[/url] you would gain more muscle. So I tried it out and my arms suddenly inflated into enormous muscles, and the wrestler was goin "mm hm" and nodding in acceptance.
I was a sentient pumpkin and Gandalf found me on a beach and taught me how to do parkour. Then we had a parkour race to a vending machine which gave birth to a coke can. It was warm.
i was hanging out with my girlfriend (which is weird since she's 400 miles away) and the room had this weird orangey texture to it, and then we were falling, but nothing seemed to be moving. i woke up this morning and have had the sensation of falling all day. it sucks.
I honestly don't know how the fuck my brain came up with this one. I was browsing the internet when I somehow come across an Andrew Dobson comic that confirmed he lived in my hometown. He starts going door to door to anyone who said anything negative about him, regardless if it was an insult or criticism, to rant at them personally. He somehow managed to find me while I was at my grandmother's house making baked potatoes with very pinecone shaped potatoes. He starts pestering my grandmother until I kick him out. I wonder how he found me, and come to the horrifying conclusion he was stalking me on Facebook. Then I woke up feeling both terrified, and annoyed.
I dreamed that I had wicked sideburns.. and that's it
[QUOTE=MattJeanes;46432357]I dreamed that I had wicked sideburns.. and that's it[/QUOTE] I have that same dream, its because i can't grow good side burns :[
I dreamt a lot of my friends were tripping on mescaline, but we were at a gathering of some sort that we needed to act presentable. So, I made sure they weren't acting the fool when teachers were around. I'm still peeved they didn't save me any ):
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;46430304]I was a sentient pumpkin and Gandalf found me on a beach and taught me how to do parkour. Then we had a parkour race to a vending machine which gave birth to a coke can. It was warm.[/QUOTE] What was warm? The race, the vending machine, or the coke can?
A bunch of rednecks dressed as Native Americans were running through my neighborhood shooting people with nerf guns and chanting about impeaching Obama.
Man, I'm telling you, my dreams have been [I]fucked up[/I] lately. Well. Some of them. Last night's, for example. So there was this kid, about seven or eight years old, throwing rocks at my windows. Not really breaking them, but making a hell of a noise. I go out to scold him, where he then picks up a brick and throws it at me. That's enough, so I go to catch him, to bring him back to his parents and have a proper talk about this little shit. Now, at this point, it's kinda important to note the geography of my apartment complex. It's kind of a horseshoe-shape, with the building I live in in the middle, surrounded by taller two-story blocks in an U-shape. Now, in real life, it's on a flat area, but in my dream, it's in sort of a valley, with the two-story buildings being built into the very steep hillside, and the outside concrete stairs leading to the first floor apartments being replaced by... Blighttown or The Gutter-style scaffolding. Anyway, the kid's mom lives in one of these top-floor apartments, so I drag him along by his arm. When I'm about halfway there, he stops walking, so I have to carry him. At this point, he's more like.. 3 or 4 years old looking, for some reason, and his face is kinda fucked up. Like, not gory or anything, but looking kinda like one of those Chernobyl-kids. Like, a mild case. So I start climbing the rotten, wooden maze of stairs, ladders and bridges. Why they built it like that, I have no fucking idea. I pass an old lady on the way who comments on the poor worksmanship. It takes a while to get there, some boards breaking under me so I trip or fall from time to time, but I get there, within just a few feet of the mom of this rock-throwing shitstain (Who at this point looks about six years old again, but still with the jelly-baby face). Then the boardwalk breaks and I fall down, much further than I've climbed, with the kid on my shoulder. I drop him in the fall, and narrowly miss some broken poles sticking out of the dirt as I skid down the hillside, but feels like I break a couple bones and ribs on the way down (Prolly an analogy to my real-life fuckered foot, what do I know). I come to a rest on the bottom of the hill, beaten and dirty. Look around for the kid. He didn't make it. Got impaled from pelvis to shoulder on one of the broken poles, still alive at this point, crying like a motherfucker since he got Vlad the Impaler'd. Then I panic, and wake up. That was pretty fucked...
Well, it wasn't last night, but earlier today I took a nap and dreamed about the TF2 short "expiration date", only instead of attempting to romance Ms. Pauling, Scout was attempting to romance the Heavy. ...I've got a weird fucking brain.
Other than that, I mostly dream of a girl, or being a goat and not giving a fuck. Those are both rad.
I was exploring the town of Hornchurch with my friends. I decided to come back home by plane from Hornchurch Airport. Before I could leave, my girlfriend Palna (from the sitcom Deffchonki) went missing as soon as she texted me that she was working there. So a guy in glasses sensed that she went missing so he helped me to find her. Apparently, she was just hiding in a cafe from a guy called Igor (from the sitcom Deffchonki) because one of her friends rang a bell as a prank. I bought some pastries and coffee in the cafe and we headed for the airport. When we went to the plane, it magically turned into a bus and decided to give us a tour of Essex "while we were there." It first went to Grange Hill and a group of fake tanned girls chased the bus at amazing speed. It was only when the driver confused them by making a U turn when we were able to escape. Next, we went to Barking and the bus stopped there. "You know, I think you all can just take the train from there", said the bus driver. Then I woke up. (I switched viewpoints several times in the dream: I was the guy in glasses, the guy who rang the bell, the driver and even Palna)
S&M :quagmire:
I dreamed about that futuristic arctic city again. I had a seat in an oddly-lit diner then after a few minutes I got a text message on my phone that said "GET OUT OF THERE NOW" and out of nowhere some guys on opposite ends of the place pulled out guns and started shooting at each other.
I was walking in a town that was built on the side of a steep mountain, and was lush and green. In the dream I knew it was my hometown, but in reality I didn't recognise any part of it. I spent all day looking for my best friend, Freya, but couldn't find her anywhere in the winding streets. I ended up in a forest, pushing cars through deep mud with some other people I didn't recognise. One older man kept trying to get me to go on a hike with him, telling me it would be fun although we would have to wade through crocodile-infested water at one point. I was really upset that he was trying to put me in danger like that, and left the forest. Back in the town I finally heard what had happened to Freya. She and my dad had been out on the edge of town all day showing the area to a visiting foreigner, a man in his 30s. The man had become lost and, in desperation, had killed himself, and Freya, having found out what had happened and feeling racked with guilt, had also killed herself, by hanging herself from a tree. Looking back, it was a pretty messed up dream, but at the time it just seemed kind of odd without actually being traumatising.
I was in a modern white building which was in the middle of the mountains in Skyrim (for some odd reason). Only, I was Kuzya (from the Russian sitcom Univer) and I was trying to find some food. Even though I was trespassing in the house, the family didn't care and gave me food. "Don't worry, Kuzya. Come back any time!" the wife said as I was leaving. Then, I recall going to the other side of the mountains and there was a weird fogging effect which didn't allow me to see any further. It didn't stop me from going through the fog. Once I did, I saw a wasteland full of ash and weird cactus statues and decided to run through it.
WW2 Redarmy stormed my house in search for hitler and they thought i was hitler so i got shot Then they saw a newspaper saying "Hitler is in the bunker" And they all were like "Oh, sorry ourbad" And left
The latest dream I can remember was some wierd crossiver between Scooby Doo, Batman, and Kim Possible and something was up with the moon or some shit like that. [editline]11th November 2014[/editline] I've never even seen Kim Possible.
I was exploring Cyrodiil in Skyrim's graphics. Some weird things happened. -Went through a dungeon and the only way to get out was to trick the boss in leaving the room so me and my friends could manage to go through the trap door. -Decided to go invisible so I don't fight endless amount of wolves. One of them still saw through my spell and I had to kick and punch the little animal to death. I didn't want to kill it but it attacked me first. -Went to Sheogorath's lair which was a modern lab. He asked me to call him a "bigot" for some reason. Then, we started talking about cancelled late night programmes like Farmer's Fresh and Linc's. -There were many copies of my character Lauren and her friend Vilja. They fought bravely but only a fake Vilja remained.
I got permabanned because my account was compromised but suddenly unbanned for seemingly no reason. I had to prove I was me, so I was doing one of those timestamps, then before I could post it in Refugee Camp I saw some the hacker's shitposting that got me banned.
I dreamed I was at a friends house with other friend from my university and they just had a renovation, we got a house tour and went upstairs, when we got upstairs I looked down the stairs and saw a old basement like in a horror movie but a minute ago it was a hallway. so we where going to investigate it. when we came down there where zombie like people a few of them. We ran like hell and got to the kitchen. We barricaded the door and waited it out. all of the sudden a wall vanished and the zombies came running in. I was squeezed with my back to the wall with zombies all over me but they didn't bite me. All of my friend touched a wall so no zombie would bite us. then the wall we where all touching vanished as well. We ran outside and we where all bitten by zombies but didn't transform into one. We got split up and two of my friends turned into a zombie but when they touched a wall we became human again. suddenly some soldiers showed up and put a dog tag in our mouths, just so it touched our teeth and then pulled it out, apparently this was the cure for the zombie disease. Then I woke up.
I was on a surf map and I kept flying all over the place and then at the top there was a tent and I sat outside on my laptop when she came out like 'I've got a problem with you: You're still wearing your clothes'. Then she pulled my trousers off and you can guess what happened next.
Obama was giving a speech on TV and he recited the opening monologue from the Hatred trailer.
It was 1 A.M and sunny out, so I couldn't fall asleep. The screen on my phone was also irreproachably fucked by an arc welder. Why ya' gotta do me like that pineal gland?
My uncle magically transformed me into a human fish so I can live and breathe in his world. We then played the Fishtence game. I had to twirl around five times and say a complex sentence. The more complex it is, the more points I gained. Then, my uncle told me to go up to a toilet bowl and scare someone. I asked why. He answered "because you're a fish". I started to swim away from him and he followed me. One epic chase scene later, I won and ended up in Blacklight in Morrowind. There was a large hole where a statue was going to be built. And then I woke up. Ugly Betty and Zoey 101 were going to be renewed. The new episodes weren't good. And I had a title "Disco King" on Facepunch with an avatar of a cartoon king dancing. Then I woke up again.
I got kidnapped by ISIS and there was a guy next to me with a missing leg and his entrails hanging out. They said I was next.
I was in a strange world full of land tears. I had to be careful to not fall into any holes. Spyro managed to get me to the vault which would secure my future, apparently. I opened the vault door and went inside, thinking that the world would have more land tears.
I was about to have sex with a really hot girl, but then I turned my head and suddenly shes a fat 70 year old black lady. fuck you brain.
I dreamt that I got hired as a CEO of a top notch company with an 8 figure salary... But, I suddenly got up to realize I was late to class!
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