• What did you dream about last night?
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My friend Simeon gave me some tasks to do. She wanted the soul of a Golden Saint. I gave her one but she wanted another. I found it and gave her one. Simeon became angry and threw the soul gem at the wall, releasing the Golden Saint. It went on a rampage throughout the entire building and it slaughtered everyone in the building except for me and Simeon. One of the killed people had allegedly stolen Simeon's iPad but he didn't have it. "This isn't a good start to my show," she said. "I want my money back." And then I woke up.
I dreamt that labpunch got timestamps on posts. I'm serious
Law & Order: SVU but with the cast roughly replaced with Sonic characters, except for the captian who was Cave Johnson, and it took place in Sam & Max's New York
Vladimir Putin payed a visit to my uni nobody was happy to see him and he sat next to me when it was lunch time he was a kinda rude antisocial guy who only spoke when spoken to
This girl I have a thing for said she had a dream where I asked her out, but then she said no. [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sweatdrop.gif[/IMG]
I wanted to save my boyfriend Julan from being crushed by a moon so I took him home with me. My mother wanted me to help her find some things in the supermarket. I took Julan along with me to do the shopping. "I need the Spente Le Stelle rice and the Bohemian Rhapsody ketchup," my mother said. Julan reached the higher shelves as he was taller than me. He couldn't find the rice or the ketchup with their exact names. "Only Heinz and Uncle Ben's, is that alright?" Julan asked. "No, we have to go to Knightsbridge," my mother replied. So we went all the way to the station and took the train there, only there were disruptions on the tube network. We managed to get the rice and the ketchup in the end but when I opened the fridge, the ketchup bottle couldn't fit as there were bottles of Dr Puppa and Cocking Cola on every shelf.
Had some dreams about firing guns at a firing range the past couple of nights, wish it was as easy in Finland. Another dream last night was about serving on an old warship of some kind, I remember we boarded a small transport steam-boat with a few dozen people on it and steamed towards the ye olde battleship to fill up its crew. There was a steam engine in the middle of the transport vessel and it was pretty cool.
Oh man I wish I found this thread earlier, on the few nights I get any sleep I remember some very vivid stuff that happens in my dreams. Here's one I just recently had. So like, I was married to Sarah Palin but she was fucking obese duders. Not like regular obese either, like Deviantart Fetish Inflation large. I have no idea how, but we managed to pop out exactly 30 kids (one was a really tall black dude who wasn't even a kid and I'm almost positive he wasn't mine but he looked up to me like a father and lived with me even though he was a grown man) and settled down in a nice house somewhere in Egypt. There I lived out a few years as a meager camel hair salesman, but it was an honest job and paid just enough to keep our children and my whale of a wife fed. However, life in the desert could only go so well until something terrible happened. We were out of coffee creamer, and Sarah was not happy with that. I begged her to calm down but she went on a rampage and ate half of our children. I couldn't stand to see more of my children hurt, so we piled into the minivan and went to Wal-Mart. I've never been to Egypt irl so I don't think there are any Wal-Marts but this Wal-Mart was like SUPER Wal-Mart is was so big like the size of the twin towers. Of course they didn't have any coffee creamer so my huge wife leveled the store and killed the rest of my kids. She said she was going back to Alaska so she inflated into a balloon and flew away into the sky, never to be seen again. After that I was apparently so upset with life I took out a handgun and was about to shoot myself when my black son came out from the rubble and gave me a big hug. Some camels came by and it was a very emotional moment for everyone. My son revealed he was none other than Kanye West and that this was just the story he needed for his next song. After we got back to America my legs broke due to the sheer power of the plane landing and I became an old man but Kanye would always carry me around in his arms and breast feed me. At the start of every concert I would get front row seats and he would say "This one's for you, Dad!".
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;46527863]Oh man I wish I found this thread earlier, on the few nights I get any sleep I remember some very vivid stuff that happens in my dreams. Here's one I just recently had. So like, I was married to Sarah Palin but she was fucking obese duders. Not like regular obese either, like Deviantart Fetish Inflation large. I have no idea how, but we managed to pop out exactly 30 kids (one was a really tall black dude who wasn't even a kid and I'm almost positive he wasn't mine but he looked up to me like a father and lived with me even though he was a grown man) and settled down in a nice house somewhere in Egypt. There I lived out a few years as a meager camel hair salesman, but it was an honest job and paid just enough to keep our children and my whale of a wife fed. However, life in the desert could only go so well until something terrible happened. We were out of coffee creamer, and Sarah was not happy with that. I begged her to calm down but she went on a rampage and ate half of our children. I couldn't stand to see more of my children hurt, so we piled into the minivan and went to Wal-Mart. I've never been to Egypt irl so I don't think there are any Wal-Marts but this Wal-Mart was like SUPER Wal-Mart is was so big like the size of the twin towers. Of course they didn't have any coffee creamer so my huge wife leveled the store and killed the rest of my kids. She said she was going back to Alaska so she inflated into a balloon and flew away into the sky, never to be seen again. After that I was apparently so upset with life I took out a handgun and was about to shoot myself when my black son came out from the rubble and gave me a big hug. Some camels came by and it was a very emotional moment for everyone. My son revealed he was none other than Kanye West and that this was just the story he needed for his next song. After we got back to America my legs broke due to the sheer power of the plane landing and I became an old man but Kanye would always carry me around in his arms and breast feed me. At the start of every concert I would get front row seats and he would say "This one's for you, Dad!".[/QUOTE] tl;dr: sucked kanye west's nipple
The dreams over the past few days: I recall that my local tube station had direct access to uni but before I could go there, my mother bought me yellow and grey speedos even though I was wearing yellow ones. And Facepunch had Bad Reading back and a new rating: "Just Restart Your PC!". Then, my girlfriend Masha and I went on a road trip. I couldn't help taking all the stuff in the hotel room. She said that it was fine as long as the hotel didn't catch me. Her friend Lilia was nowhere to be found and she started to cry. Then, she got a phone call from her friend Kuzya (from the old sitcom Univer) that he couldn't finish Morrowind's Bloodmoon expansion pack. I helped him while Masha was driving us back home. Eventually, the car stopped. "I think your game is interfering with the car. Let's switch it off, OK?" she said. We did as she asked and we drove off into the sunset. Before I woke up, Masha added "This game doesn't run well on the PS3. I'll try to port it to the PS4." I tried to replicate a king's chambers while he was sleeping. And then a maniac wanted to kill my friend so I set him up on a date with her. She said in her dating profile that she was fat but she was fat with guts. Then she messed him around with a false business opportunity. He soon left her alone.
My gf came down with a sudden, fatal case of chikungunya. I cried my eyes out after.
Father Grigori was my house's landscaper
I was going to swim in my old childhood villa but I accidentally made it slip that all swim shorts must have a passport as well as speedos. Every guest was angry at me and started chasing me through the canals and the sea. Apparently, you could swim from Victoria to Letchworth Garden City in minutes. I ended up in a weird cave full of rocks.
Snood. [img]http://puu.sh/cZx5z/ee93709c1e.jpg[/img]
I just shaved, thats it...
I had a dream about "Mall Center 13" It was like Space Station 13 but a mall on earth instead, complete with assistants in grey jumpsuits shitting everywhere, a guy in a labcoat blowing up stuff and botanists growing weed in the flower shop. The mall security was composed entirely of batshit insane and really incompetent officers that would beat the shit out of customers. I was actually an electrician and I was dicking around in the maintenance corridors looking for a faulty wire. Then suddenly all light went out and a clown with a growling voice and glowing red eyes chased me around in the corridors. I tried to adminhelp by screaming "ADMINHELP! ADMINHELP!" then suddenly I got banned for not hugging the sad clown.
I got banned for 3 days in another forum for making a small joke in a post. And I swam with beautiful girls in a pool.
I was in a very overcrowded prison, that was very worn down, and almost everyone that was there were my old highschool classmates (mostly the ones that had actually been to jail/prison). It was so overcrowded that multiple people had to sleep in one bed, and I was worried about people stealing my stuff since for some reason I had my wallet, credit card, etc. I wasn't that worried about the situation then because I guess I had come to accept it, but after the prison "sequence(?)" I had a flashback to the reason I was there, which was because I was fighting off some guy who tried to mug me in a store and I wrecked the place in the process, but I was drunk so nobody believed me and I was convicted regardless.
These guys I'm partnered with came and screamed at me for delaying finishing the project we all have
I was my own alter ego Catherine and I lied to my mother that I was going on a business trip. In reality, I was going to join my friends in my old childhood villa. My trainers went missing and they ran away from me but I managed to catch them. But before I could jump into the pool, I woke up :(
I dreamed I was in Finland (which looked exactly like South Carolina) and there was heavy flooding. Huge lobsters were roaming the streets and I was riding around in a jeep with a couple of my friends. Then I left them and went to a coffee shop to buy some candy. While we were a murderer came in so i ran into the street. I wandered the streets and eventually ran into a random desert plane building yard. I hitched a ride on an airplane wheel but dropped out in the middle of the desert. I then made my way through desert ruins, which ended up in a museum in the city. And that's where my dream ended.
Had a dream that a bunch of planes were bombing my town and I was shooting them down with a revolver. Then the gods themselves descended from the sky to put an end to it all. Two gigantic living stone statues the size of mountains and they landed so hard a massive explosion destroyed everything around. Like the asteroid strike in [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9ZeBn5qA8]this video[/url], it's really close to how it looked in the dream except the two gods were several times bigger than the video's asteroid and they landed slower (but with the same force) and much further away from the "camera" aka me. So I had time to start running to the bomb shelters as the shockwave was approaching from far away in the distance. One of the gods was wielding an equally gigantic anvil, that it smashed into the ground to create more violent shockwaves. As I was running down to a bomb shelter deep in the ground, the dream ended right before I got into it.
I had this weird dream but it was actually kind of awesome. Me and some other dude were wearing some sort of really heavy armor, like a bomb suit. And we had assault rifles. And we were walking around in some sort of facility killing everyone on sight. Then SWAT arrived and we killed those too, then we escaped to some forest and buried the suits and rifles and were never caught. Having watched Rampage yesterday probably explains why I had that dream.
I had a dream where I somehow ended up running from a tank, it was blowing up buildings I was going in, and the police(of all things) stopped it. Turned out the tank was Russian, and we became best friends.
ANTS EVERYWHERE!
[QUOTE=nerdster409;46562760]ANTS EVERYWHERE![/QUOTE] Are you sure you aren't lying?
[QUOTE=GaleTheHusky;46562847]Are you sure you aren't lying?[/QUOTE] what's your problem
I dreamt I was in a college band playing songs from The Stone Roses live all night in the town of where my college is at. I had loads of fun.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;46562933]what's your problem[/QUOTE] His title reads "Everything I say is a lie". Dumb joke on my part.
[QUOTE=Orkel;46562031]Had a dream that a bunch of planes were bombing my town and I was shooting them down with a revolver. Then the gods themselves descended from the sky to put an end to it all. Two gigantic living stone statues the size of mountains and they landed so hard a massive explosion destroyed everything around. Like the asteroid strike in [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9ZeBn5qA8]this video[/url], it's really close to how it looked in the dream except the two gods were several times bigger than the video's asteroid and they landed slower (but with the same force) and much further away from the "camera" aka me. So I had time to start running to the bomb shelters as the shockwave was approaching from far away in the distance. One of the gods was wielding an equally gigantic anvil, that it smashed into the ground to create more violent shockwaves. As I was running down to a bomb shelter deep in the ground, the dream ended right before I got into it.[/QUOTE] I totally agree you. That is the way got my dream on this video [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9ZeBn5qA8[/url]
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