• What did you dream about last night?
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Last night I was trying to stay awake and I fell asleep, but dreamt that I was still awake. It was kind of weird when I was suddenly on the floor when I was certain that merely seconds ago I was looking in the fridge for something to drink.
I dreamt that I was trying to end an evil dictatorship in my uni by climbing a rope to get to the Roof Walrus so it could swallow all the dictator's money. And I was living in my childhood apartment in London when my mother was digging up the garden so we could have a pool.
I woke up this morning convinced that bees spin webs
I had an absolutely horrible dream, someone robbed me at knifepoint and stole the ounce of cannabis I was about to sell, I woke up and had to make sure all my weed was still there, fucking horrible dream.
Had a dream where I took fresh laundry out of my locker.
I was in a supermarket and a little deformed girl with a spider's face tried to hug me but I kept running away from her and she cried.
I've been having some weird dreams ever since I broke up with the Mrs, last night I dreamt that I fucked my neighbour. She was good yo
I can't really recollect all of it clearly but for the past week, I've been dreaming I was some kind of soldier in a surreal warfare and the warmth of my blanket was somehow related to my body armor... Needless to say, it was really chaotic and the amount of explosion/action is something you expect from an exaggerated Micheal Bay movie.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46644981]I've been having some weird dreams ever since I broke up with the Mrs, last night I dreamt that I fucked my neighbour. She was good yo[/QUOTE] that ain't weird man that's hot
I was living in a dystopia where the dictator wanted everyone to work all day without food or sleep. So, I broke into the dictator's house and killed him in his sleep. So no one suspects me, I turned into a snow leopard cub and walked through town, with no one batting an eyelid. I hid in my old private secondary school, still being the snow kitten. A few of my old classmates recognised me and kept on telling me how cute I was. I asked one of them about the dictator and they said to look downstairs for a lab. So I did, and the lab looked cozy except for the middle flooded section where a ship was. Then I watched a YouTube video about some guy playing the Russian version of Morrowind and being scared of leaving Seyda Neen for the entire video. After I finished watching it, I was told that the dictator would get the death penalty and that he was going to be executed in a few minutes. I thought strange, didn't I kill him? Apparently, I only injured the dictator as the executioner killed him. The wife and son he left behind knew about it and cried, saying that the dictator was a good husband and father. But then the son's sister came up behind them and asked: "Where has Daddy gone?" And the son replied: "He just disappeared in a flash of light. God chose him to be an angel." "That's so cool! I hope he'll visit." The sister said, before I woke up.
I rarely dream but if I do they involve me getting stabbed in the chest by a spear of some sort or trying to fight off some kind of group so that the people i'm guarding (usually friends or colleagues) can escape. Does anyone know the number of a good psychiatrist?
I was inside a gigantic robot Hitler making out with JFK while on fire
I was an adventurer searching for a legendary cafeteria that was said to only appear to a selected few. Some butler looking dude invited me there and we went inside. I met some fancy girl in an extremely fancy white dress, who was later revealed to be the boss of the place and a powerful supernatural being. There were mannequins everywhere and the feeling inside the cafeteria was of pressure, because I was a human in a place for non-humans. I wanted to get out but it I had such a strong sense of curiosity in the dream that I kept wandering around the place. Nothing bad happened to me, it was just that intense feeling of "you don't belong in here" from all around me, as if the cafeteria itself was alive.
I dreamt that I had a girlfriend. Ow.
A surprising amount of my dreams are about my phone/laptop/computer breaking, shit hits the fan. But I wake up and realise they are fine. Sometimes I realise they are okay in my dream and I go lucid, weird.
My grandfather was alive. We were at his house when some kid asked me how we brought him back from the dead and I decided to show him. The kid and I went to the graveyard and dug up his coffin. I opened the coffin and pointed out some Egyptian artifacts for him that were next to a skeleton. I didn't think about it in my dream, but if his skeleton was there, what was the grandfather back at the house? It was nice seeing him again though. He seemed younger than I had ever seen him. Rest in peace.
I was in a group with two other people both my friends ready to rob a very expensive penthouse topping a skyscraper, ala Payday 2. Donning suits, guns, all these gadgets and plenty more. Thing was James was really hungry and Abi needed to go to the bathroom so we called it off for five minutes to go find an ATM somewhere. The other two got distracted by a hot topic store (Which is weird because we have none in Australia, maybe because both of them are American?) and I got lost and just walked home and went to sleep on the couch
I once had a terrible dream of my father being run over by a car and me being pretty horrified about it in-dream. I was relieved when I woke up and realized it was only a nightmare. HOWEVER, the day directly after my ol' man suffered a heart attack [sp]dw, he survived[/sp]. That must have been the creepiest dream experience/coincidence I ever had so far.
Dream about being a leader in the middle ages, there were lots of arrows flying around and I travelled by canoe.
Last night my dream was really really vague but I immediately knew something was wrong Of what I remember, I was browsing over my own posts on FP, and I clicked on one of my latest posts and it had like 114 funnies. Then the next one had about 548 funnies. I felt good and then the dream ended :'v
I dreamt that I was in some wildlife preserve, just minding my own business looking around, when some half grown adolescent lion thought it'd be a good idea to try and make a meal out of me. I retreated carefully to a wire fence as it stalked towards me and then, it made a leap at me, I dodged out of the way and it beaned itself on the fence. I took the opportunity to try and escape, but it recovered more quickly than I thought it would and it leapt at me, grazing me painfully with its claws, but I was able to get clear. It landed awkwardly enough that I was able to use a camera tripod I had with me to whack it a couple of times, which scared it off. I felt like a badass :v:
A desert village wanted me to overthrow a dictator (again?). And then, my mother and I renovated a Moscow apartment. I finished the paint job by tying a set of balloons on my back so I could fly. Only thing, we couldn't sell it legally without giving a portion of the profits to a meme maker, because apparently since we were selling it on the same land that a famous meme was conceived. The meme was called "We Luv Relaxing On Top Of Buildings!" with a picture of a person sunbathing on top of an apartment block.
Had a dream. Very long one, like a month or two passed by in this single dream. It was summer and warm. I was living beside the beach. I made a female friend, she is really cute, smart and funny. We have good time, go to the picnic, swim and stuff. Later we fall in love and became bf-gf. Still doing all the fun stuff together. Then one day I can't find her at the beach, I go to her apartment and as I walk to the door, everything becomes darker. I found out that her father killed her. I get out of the apartment, and look at the beach. Everything is looking really red-saturated, as if it was end of the world. I sat on the sand and started crying. I woke up crying. After 5-10 seconds realized i don't have a gf. Started laughing. LOL [sp]Then cried myself back to sleep for not having a gf.[/sp]
every dream I'm having is me doing a voice impression of this guy [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6Ic0EUgAmJs/TdR3SX4yP3I/AAAAAAAAADs/qinngAVgFdI/s1600/kiko-quico-chaves-4.jpg[/IMG] [editline]8th December 2014[/editline] Like I could dream of falling in a bridge, and somehow all of sudden I start to do his voice while falling
wasn't last night but I once dreamt I was Miles Edgeworth from the Phoenix Wright series. I was on board a fancy train reading then I suddenly got poisoned somehow as it went through a tunnel and was down on the ground everything was blurry and fading away but thankfully Gumshoe ran into the carriage with the antidote just in the nick of time, I cant remember much after that
Had a dream where me and Danny Devito were a crime fighting duo and I basically had the powers of the flash except I could control pennies as well and he could turn into animals and shoot bubbles from his eyes that could apparently kill people. So anyways we had to stop this big bastard called "La Volpe" and all I remember is that I killed him with the change in his pocket. I have no idea where the penny thing came from I think it was an old greentext my mind randomly remembered or something.
Dream about being able to talk to the souls of the dead via a bag of raw potatoes.
I dreamt I was with my parents eating lunch at a cafe, and needed to use the bathroom. But for some reason I refused to go there and kept going off elsewhere to pee. Then for some reason police came and took me off in their car, asking me if I wanted to use their mate's bathroom (???) before taking me to a public restroom which apparently held a meeting sponsored by a bunch of people. Then I woke up very confused.
I dreamt I was in my room and looking out the window, I could see a black fog approaching with a thick orange outline, around the outside of the fog were metal fragments that were orbiting it, with rain pouring from the front of the fog itself. I started panicking and getting some things from my room before running outside, once I got far enough I turned back and saw that it went over my house, taking away about half of it before it reversed, turned to the side and went up a hill very quickly. I woke up just after that
I once had a dream of being disintegrated by a nuclear bomb. After detonation I did not wake up, instead I floated in pleasantly warm energy, surrounded by an orange cloud. It felt really comfortable, which was weird.
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