I dreamt about trying to, but not succeeding at, getting drunk. Every time I got anything alcohol in my hands, the dream would reset to me getting out of bed.
I may have been lucid for this one. I just woke up so this one is still fresh in my mind.
My cousins and I were waiting for three packages to arrive. They do, but the delivery guys drive off after only giving me two. I yell for them, and they turn around to insist I got all the packages. Then I took a motorcycle ride around. When I returned to my house I go inside and browse the internet.
I remember this online horror story that changed characters and setting, but several events were the same. 3 rodents died or were sacrificed, the protagonist hears voice under floor telling them people are going to die tonight, the things happen killing off each cast member one by one. I remember it had anthropomorphic animal characters, the protagonist being some sort of feline. I try to look for it on several site, trying to remember what it's called, and nearly getting a virus in the process. I realize that the story may have been from another one of my dreams. I wonder what my dream's story was ripping off. The artwork reminded me of RubyQuest, but the story was set in like an abandoned mansion or something.
I go to a pet store to get more guinea pigs since one of mine passed away. I pick out three, and they had a knack for being great escape artists. They end up crawling in a box. I never saw them again after that, but I'm sure they were okay. I then hear my mom's voice yelling for me in another room. I follow the voice until I get to the bathroom, where I hear the voice coming from beneath the shower. Then it hit me. I was in the story this time around. The shower was on so I couldn't hear her clearly until I shut it off. Mom then yells at me that my little sister was supposed to come here. I am told that she dies first in the story, then says "Ha! Ain't that a spoiler for ya?" Then I woke up.
I think I was lucid because I was oddly aware of the situation during the last part, even realizing that it was connected to another dream I had.
I always have dreams where I am about to fuck someone, but then it transforms into some disgusting old or fat person.
I think I may have a problem boys, sometimes when I lucid dream I can't think of anything except fucking someone
and I go around looking for someone and they are all just old and fat, and the worst part is sometimes i just say "fuck it" and do it anyways.
As of lately I don't remember any dreams because of smoking too much weed I guess, but for some reason I remember this happening yesterday, and its not clouded or anything.
I dreamt about having to conquer all of Britain for Rome.
Man my dreams are just getting weirder and fucking weirder, last nights main dream consisted of giant cigarettes and tiny bottles of vodka and it was all fucked up.
Had a couple of lucid dreams last night, one happened mid-dream where I was walking home through my city, and became lucid due to noticing my abnormally fast speed. I decided to do an old classic, The Button. I spawned a small red button in my left hand (easy, looked to my right and then back to my hand "knowing" the button would be there). And then pressed it. The fun thing about doing this is that you never know what will happen.
This time, a large truck popped out of midair and landed a few metres to my right. I then woke up.
The second lucid last night was wake-induced, means straight from awake to dream with no "normal" dreams inbetween. Only possible after sleeping for a few hours. So I woke up during the night and then laid on my back, and soon enough I felt an intense floating sensation and rose from my bed. I jumped outside through my window and flew around a little before waking up.
Fuck, I forget. I need to get back up to my dream journal keeping.
I dreamt that I had a sword fight (katanas) with two demons who took the form of twin Asian women. They were psychically linked to each other and after a long and intense battle, I decapitated one, which incapacitated the other.
I dreamt that I was at the aftermath of a party and in my drunken stupor had earlier told the host I would help clean up everything in the morning.
It was like 10am and I was still drunk, hadn't slept and I was wandering about minesweeping drinks and collecting uneaten pizza.
Pretty tragic dream really.
There was a McDonald's that let you create your own burger, complete with various different bread types, meats, veggies etc.
It was so popular that it sold out and there was a huge line of angry, hungry people.
I fell asleep on the lounge and dreamed I was using Avid Media Composer on Christmas day. Get out of my dreams Avid.
I was walking around in a mall with these turbonerds who were all wearing striped polo shirts. I had to shit (I think that sensation carried over from real life) so I wandered into what looked like a bathroom, but it was actually a room of the mall set aside for women to give birth in.
i was playing runescape and this dude came up to me all like "ay man wanna see something coo?l"
he led me into some cave in the troll part north of burthorpe and we sat on a rock and smoked a spliff together but the spliff was magic and teleported us to a minigame where you have to mow the lawn outside a castle and collect harry potter related items for christmas
also i had a dream where i won a trip around europe and south america with vin diesel but he was hella moody and sulky the whole time cause the doctors said he couldn't have dairy or mayonnaise
I dreamed I got an Oculus Rift, but you had to look cross-eyed at the screen to see the 3D, just like in those pictures. It hurt my eyes.
Had a dream about some kind of musical event at my old school's gymnastics hall. I was using magic to get from place to place, for example I quickly drew a door onto the wall and opened it and accidentally appeared in the middle of the orchestra that was performing.
my mom and I were stealing carrots and mushrooms from our neighbours garden
I dreamt about going lucid and having sex with my girlfriend Deanna, while everyone else in the palace were signing Wrecking Ball.
Then, my mother and I were house hunting in places like Rhoding Heart and Office Supplies, all in South London apparently.
I was chased by a group of bears but I used a speed cheat to escape from them.
My character Lauren in Skyrim left a child behind while she moved back to Morrowind.
Had my first dream since like 1,5 years, as I quit toking daily recently.
(for the people that don't know, smoking pot regularly either stops you from dreaming, or at least makes the dream so obscure you don't remember it. I'm not sure which it is).
This is about 5 days in;
Got this awesome motorcycle to drive around.
Sadly only got to drive around what feels like 5% of my dream.
The rest was getting my helmet ready, looking for my keys,
looking for my phone,
doing other random shit around the bike,
then waking up dissapointed as I don't have a motorcycle.
And I didn't even get to ride it lot's in my dream either :c
On the bright side at least I'm dreaming again.
I was riding a train around India fighting assasins and collecting trading cards. My mate Ian wanted to teach me to speak Japanese but I was trying to tell him that it wouldn't be useful as I was not in Japan. Also all the vending machines and shops in India took Australian money for some reason.
It starts on the green of a golf course down the street from my house. We're on the second hole and I'm struggling to make my ball in. I'm downhill but, more importantly, I'm terrible at golf. My brother-in-law is impatiently waiting in the golf cart as my younger Brother and Father squabble over my brother's apparent irreverence for the sport. After an epic struggle, I finally manage to finish my putt. My father is already trying to help my younger brother evaluate the most effective way to rectify his terrible golfing while simultaneously trying to finish his own game, keep his cigar lit and his beer cold when three self-important asshats encroach our position. My Dad conspicuously curses under his breath at the impatient derelicts complimenting my brother-in-law's scoffs.
The unwanted party's first move is passive-aggression: they vexatiously state their intent to wait. Crowding the green and increasing the already present stresses tenfold. They ignore the disapprobation, march through the green to take up new a position on the adjacent golf-cart path, ignoring the now audible roar of condemnation. Enraged with the intruders I march over to the ring leader of the group and begin shouting at the top of my lungs (I'll add that I was livid about some mysterious outlying circumstances and decided to unleash my inner fury on these brazen fools). Their initial response to my outburst is tepid laughter and sarcastic dismissal. This only increases my rage. I hurl the closest sand wedge I can find, shove one of the intruders into the tall hedges behind the green and grab the group's leader by the nape of his neck. I pull him uncomfortably close and inform him of how displeased I am with him, the gravity of my intentions and how he will now reimburse us for our wasted time...then I wake up in a cold sweat at 3:30am and feel ashamed for having such a retarded dream.
Disclaimer: I don't usually have dreams this neckbeardy or vivid.
I had a dream that I was walking through my hallway at night. The window shattered, and someone came into the house. I sprinted back to my bed, and hid under the covers, but the intruder found me and shot me. Scariest shit ever.
dreamt about me licking the asshole of this polish chick Ive been wanting to dig since time ago, biggest ass this mans seen
I was sitting down and this girl I knew came over and held my hand
that was it
Apparently I was in the body of someone at a superstore who was with his wife. For Christmas she decided to buy him a gun. He got it out of the case to look at when I had the thought: "Man it would be the funnest shit if I ran around the store with this all secret agent style." About 7 seconds into it I heard the words "GET ON THE GROU-" then my alarm went off.
I might have gotten that man killed. Oh well.
I was a flamingo. When I woke up, half my body was postured up against the wall.
I dreamt Trebgarta hacked facepunch and plastered Russian Today articles everywhere.
Was living in a skyscraper but then it caught on fire and there were terrorists hiding somewhere, the dream was about escaping alive. The elevators were fucked because the terrorists had sabotaged their brakes, so every now and then we would see an elevator falling down and exploding at the bottom of the building.
It was a pretty long dream overall because the skyscraper was extremely tall, around twice the height of Burj Dubai. So it took a long time to go down.
One scene was when me and a friend carefully went outside the skyscraper's windows, and basically walked outside from window to window on the tiny protruding windowsills, and it was incredibly high, I felt real fear of heights at that part of the dream. My friend then picked up one of two parachutes that were for some reason sitting on the last windowsill. I told him "is this your idea of escaping?" and he jumped down laughing. There was no way in hell I was going to base jump from that height so I went back inside through the last open window.
Later on I found a terrorist bomb with a timer showing 1 minute, so I quickly put it in one of the last elevators and made it go to the top of the building while I ran for safety. The bomb exploded several floors above us, and it made the floors collapse like pancakes. It was scary to hear in the dream, it was like a "blam.. Blam.. BLAM" as the floors above me collapsed one by one on top of eachother, the sounds and the shaking became louder and louder. But then it stopped at the floor above mine.
Eventually decided to use the parachute anyway and floated to the ground.
I dreampt that I was playing Europa Universalis IV and Sweden was Sunni
I look through my drawers and find some Famicom and Super NES games.
One SNES game has a taped on piece of paper labelled "Politics Game". Of course this is the game I put into my Retro Duo. I start up the game and on the first menu I pick from one of 7 company logos. The ones I recognized was Subaru and Purina. The game starts and I actually play as some ink cloud things smashing it's way through snowmen at certain weak points. It controlled like Flappy Bird. The cloud gets smaller after every obstacle, and you have to replenish it in ink puddles that speed by quickly, otherwise you simply run out of ink. I eventually lose and the screen prints in big red letters
[HIGHLIGHT]GAME OVER
[I]You go out of business.[/I][/HIGHLIGHT]
I went on a field trip for my module Corporate Strategy. I took a dirty train (H&C line train to Hammersmith) from my local tube station. My lecturer was there with the rest of my class and we were going to see the sights.
So we've enjoyed looking at a beautiful palace but before I could take pictures, my lecturer led us to a factory classroom. She gave a lecture and I wasn't paying attention. In the end, she gave us all a worksheet to do which has a maximum of 300 marks. The first question was:
"Can you decode the gears of a conum gem?" (4 marks)
And then I woke up.
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