• What did you dream about last night?
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Dream about a threesome. Also, in another dream I read a newspaper and it had funny headlines like "Santa has died" then I turned to the next page and there's "Santa's elf has also died"
In my dream I was watching the news and these 2 female anchors were interviewing this old lady. One of the anchors asked the lady a question (I forgot what she said) but the old lady stood up, started crying and left the interview with her arms raised above her head like some sort of ballet dancer. Then the 2 news anchors started laughing hysterically and called her a "fucking idiot".
I had a strange dream last night where I was just chilling in my garden, when all of a sudden Solid Snake pops up in front of me. He told me in no uncertain terms to come with him, and he and I ran together to a large mango tree near the front gate. He flipped open a hidden panel in the tree trunk and punched in an access code, which opened up a hidden grotto at the foot of the tree. So I walked down the flight of stairs and entered a room where the Teletubbies were tied to interrogation benches. Kermit the Frog was threatening them with a hammer and asking them to confess to the location of a metal gear factory. Dipsy broke down and named the nearby residence of a prominent politician. :tinfoil: I don't even know what the conclusion might have been because I woke up at that point.
I was driving and my friend just passed his driving test, so we see each other while driving and decided to have a chat, in order to do so we kept overtaking each other and as our opened windows lined up we would shout to each other. We just kept doing this all the way up a busy road.
I know some other shit happened, but all I can remember is kissing my friend Whoops
There was a clever baby called the Genius Baby. He had his own secret vault in a large building and Miranda Hart thought it was a good idea to break into his office and shut down his network. So, I tapped on my watch and no-clipped into his office, managing to shut down the network. I went back to Miranda and she was babbling about Jacinta again. "Hey Jacinta, I like girls!" And I said "That's not exactly how you ask someone out." "You're fired. For being Jacinta." I looked down and I saw that I was Jacinta. "Yes, sure, I'll go out with you," I said. Then, Miranda tried making a salad which had a lot of ingredients we didn't have and that the next shopping trip would be on Wednesday. "But I want the salad now!" I whined. "OK, fine, we'll go there now!" In the end, I had to clean a 300mph toilet from Richmond's South West Trains.
Was in a wheelchair at the Nuffield Hospital in the UK due to an inflammation in my right leg (I have been limping on that leg for many years, now and I still do) It was abandoned and the plants were overgrown with ivy everywhere. It was around midnight and I had a concussion, so I saw an 9yr old me in the shattered mirror wondering why the fuck I'm here. The lights were on, I remember the shade of yellow the lighting was and everything. Green chairs, the green and blue carpet with wooden doors.
Been watching a bunch of mafia-related movies and shows lately, I had a dream that I joined the mob and for some reason we were walking around my old elementary school from a decade ago. Then there was this part that was linked to my past and I remember saying to one of my mob buddies int he dream 'Why does no one ever tell me how things are? I guess that's not such a bad thing except that I've been having to do it myself all my life, without any help.' Then I woke up feeling angry. Dream probably connected to my past of figuring out the religion I was raised to follow was a delusion, among other things. It's weird, I haven't felt angry about that in years.
i had a dream about my father asking me to find the DVD of avatar since its his favourite movie [sp]my father passed away 5 years ago[/sp]
Last week I dreamed about waking up to a phone call from the mother of the girl I've been seeing. "Stop calling, she doesn't want to see you." I asked her to explain but she had already ended the call, I woke up saying Hello? HELLO? Since then the girl in question has not called or returned my calls :( I start to wonder if it was even a dream, I even checked my phone call history just to make sure but I'm not sure of the date it happened.
Just had a dream where I was trimming my beard.
Lovecraftian nonsense about some kind of alien abomination that would absorb people by breaking them down into a puddle of liquid gore, which it would consume and partially reconstruct within itself so that the victim's brain would become part of its consciousness. For some reason the narrative would keep moving me into the perspective of victims of this process, and each time I would be aware of the whole thing happening to me. Eventually I learnt that I could never outrun the thing, so I would just curl up into a ball and accept my fate. This was interwoven with a story about an aristocratic family, of which I was a member, preparing to go to a ball or something that I could not attend while it was snowing outside. Also there was a rally car driving section.
I was trying to sleep with my eyes open this one night, so I pulled the covers over my head and stared at the blanket for like 4 hours (blinking periodically of course) while listening to obscure ambient 'music' and I dreamed of making a revolutionary video game. The game was basically a climb game in thirdperson. You are a rag doll thing trying to climb to the top of a very very large environment, a room that was about the size of a skyrim map(getting to the end = completing the game). at the same time there are no traditional save states (the saving system is like minecraft, everything you do is saved automatically) The player loosely resembles the video game character 'rayman', he has a head, torso, 2 hands, 2 feet. no limbs, no neck, no arms. As you climb in this map there will be enemies that try to knock your body parts off and the only way to pass is by overcoming them and keeping yourself together. If they knock your hand off for example you would need to go and fetch it otherwise there would be no way for you to climb across certain environments. Movement is based on the direction the players face is facing, so getting your head knocked off will mess with the controls confusing the player. Another feature I imagined is having a rewind feature, you only get 3 uses for the whole game. If you fall or get fucked up you can in real time rewind the game the same way you would rewind a video on a media player. I think this is a lot better than sitting through stupid time wasting game over screens or reloading a save. I have a ton more to say but this is already getting too long.
I was in a war zone which was going to be nuked. I was told that if I didn't help the general in defusing the bomb, then the entire place would be nuked. I failed and I was transported to a mansion full of zombie bunnies. Everybody tried to hide from the zombie bunnies but it was no use and everyone was eaten. I then reloaded a previous save and I was transported to what seemed like a combination of Jak 2's Mountain Temple and Skyrim's Sky Haven Temple. It was way before the war zone got nuked, so I decided that I wouldn't get involved so I don't get transported to the zombie bunny mansion again.
I dreamed of snow and I was happy and then I woke up and there was no snow and I was sad.
A trippy dream about the "10% brain used" myth. In the dream I suddenly unlocked my brain "fully" and got access to the secrets of the universe. I looked at the stars in the night sky and it dawned on me that the universe, all of it, was not three-dimensional, but set on a gigantic expanding 2D rectangle that looped over itself to create the illusion of depth.
i was dressed up in a burqa and was yelling at my brother in arabic
I had a boring dream that I was swimming at the local pool and losing my glasses after setting them down somewhere. I spent a huge chunk of it looking around before waking up.
Was an English policeman riding a giant Portuguese Man'O war.
Recently (for the last few months) every few nights I will have a very vivid dream that sort of follows on from the ones prior to it. Started off with me dying and being sent to purgatory where I somehow managed to kill the grim reaper and steal his scythe (I believe this is from the videogame Dante's Inferno?), which allowed me to get back to the real world. For the first few dreams I was just messing with the scythe and seeing what it could do but I ended up going on a quest through heaven to try and defeat the gods (I wanted to get Thor's hammer, apparently). It's completely insane, but fun to wake up after and try and figure it out!
I had a little yet very aggressive crab for a pet. He would follow me around just to pinch.
I woke up 2 hours before my alarm and couldn't sleep at all, last night . I did get a quick 10 minutes or so before the alarm was to go off though.I was dreaming that I had Magneto's powers. I briefly remember starting to fly and then picking up a piece of farm equipment. The setting was a very early, foggy morning out in some rural area. For how brief it was, it felt great. Avatar slightly related.
I dream that I was watching myself sleep last night and it was really weird.
I had a dream that I had sex with a ghost. It was weird but super hot. And then we went to go lay down in a bed together and I asked to sleep near the edge but she didn't like that and pushed me off.
I had a dream where I was like some pseudo-pilot and was asked over and over again to fly airplanes but I didn't know how to land and kept crashing, but everyone wanted me to anyways.
I was trying to use this vending machine. I just wanted a blue Powerade but it kept giving me, like, toilet brushes.
There was some weird competition on Facepunch which involved switching places. I switched places with a user called Yali. Then, I had to go to the GMF competition thread and discuss how we're going to outsmart the competition. Unfortunately, a user called The Mad Dog ruined the competition and started having political discussions with everyone. Postal had enough and perma-banned him. The competition was over and I was switched back to my account. Then, I went exploring the countryside with my mother and we ate at Applebee's. I had a flame grilled burger while my mother had a Hen's Delight curry. We then flew over some weird looking mountains before I woke up.
i grew bunch of tentacles on my back and started high-fiving my friends and giving them tentacle hugs. but got so angry that i started crying because i couldn't sit on chairs due to my tentacles being all over my back
I had this dream a few days ago, and it really bothered me for a few days afterwards, but here you go: I was living in a dorm room on campus with a roommate, I'll call her Samantha. Samantha liked to do drugs, and early in the morning before class she told me she had gotten a bunch of ecstasy pills. Later on after class I go back to my dorm and the door going into her bedroom is closed but you can see the light shining through the bottom of the door. It was quiet, and for some reason I was afraid to go in there by myself, so I just left with the thought that I was wrong for leaving stuck in the back of my head but I just had to get out of there. It was as if there was a presence there, something dark, which I later found out was the case. Later that night, my family was over for dinner but her door was still closed, no sounds or anything. I finally got the courage to go into her room since I'm not alone anymore but I don't see her anywhere, and the last place to check is a relatively large cardboard box in the corner of the room on top of a table. I look in and saw a bunch of empty boxes stacked in it with a few pizza boxes at the bottom, but I could tell they were on top of something but not what it was. So I start taking out the boxes wondering why they were in there, and when I get to the last few I see her feet sticking out from the bottom of the boxes, I freak out and start frantically grabbing the boxes and throwing them aside, and when I got the last one out I saw her and freaked out, and in my panic tipped the box over. What I saw was horrifying, it was her, but she was sitting down leaned against the box with her head facing down. She had overdosed on ecstasy and died in the box (I guess she was using with someone else and they hid her and ran when she OD'd). Anyways liver mortis had set in giving her face a deep purple look from the blood settling, and she was slightly bloated. Her eyes were open and both facing different directions and were a piercing gray color, the kind you see on a dead person. Back to me freaking out, I jumped back and tipped the box over by accident causing her body to fall on top of me at which point I fucking lost it. I started screaming, I mean I've never felt so scared awake or asleep. I saw her when she was falling too, she was stiff, stuck in the position she had died in. That's pretty much it, I woke up immediately after that happened still extremely unnerved.
[QUOTE=LSK;47046066]....[/QUOTE] I had a crazy nightmare one time where I was laying in my bed and a killer broke into my house and as I was hiding under the covers he grabbed one of my testicles through the bed cover. I cant possibly put into words the amount of fear, awkwardness, pain, and discomfort I felt at that moment. And when I woke up, it was just my leg choking my balls (somehow), a rush of indescribable relief followed. Nightmares suck.
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