• What did you dream about last night?
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I had a dream where I was perma'd from facepunch for posting a picture of blackface
Me and my grandpa were walking during a sunset, and this random gang walks by and says some stupid ass remark towards my grandpa. Then my grandpa says something back, and then the guy starts fast walking towards my grandpa and I'm just thinking oh shit please no. He jumps on him and beats my grandpa to death. I proceeded to sprint towards him and strangle him. Worst thing about it is that dreams always feel real so I was freaking out too.
[QUOTE=Squilt;43770687]I was in a blanket warehouse and it was covered in ice, I had taquitos tho[/QUOTE] This, I don't get bad dreams about murder or some shit. I get dreams about Rootkits and R.A.Ts :/
I don't remember but I had the best idea and I remember the idea. It was a console peripheral that when connected would "change the outputted signal to a universal type". What this means is that when you have this device connected to a 360 and PS3, you can play the same game (example, COD) in the same server making all multi-platform games cross-compatible. If anyone would like to fund this idea I'm not going to stop you.....
My sister stabbed me in the stomach, and then we went to the kitchen to drink some coffee.
More stuff from my old dream journals. They tell me I play way too many video games. [quote] Dream #1: I had a race with a friend in a river. I had to race through never ending currents in a cold icy land while my friend got the benefit of dry land. Eventually, I gave up and went my own way. Dream #2: I was in a strange abandoned village. The people there called it a "city" but I begged to differ. In the northern part of the "city", there was a shrine to some sort of goddess. I touched the shrine and there was a voice: "I am the spirit of Blacklight. How may I help you?" I hesitated and then slowly walked away, muttering "nevermind". Dream #3: I was at uni but I couldn't get home because there was a Tfl argument over wages (again). Unfortunately, I was stuck wandering a small abandoned part of London for all eternity. Or, well, until the dream ended, that is. Dream #4: Betty Suarez from Ugly Betty asked me for advice on how to move up in the fashion industry. We went through the job vacancies for fashion and I noticed that one of the job ads had a photo of my ex-classmate. I clicked on it as it was the highest paying job (£2,000). The job description required the applicant to be a "Redguard". Wat? Dream #5: I met up with some women in a strange lighthouse. They had plans to hunt dragons of some sort. I decided for whatever reason that it was not worth my time so I stripped down and dived into the sea. All was good until a Telvanni guard (an armoured guard from one of my favourite video games) kept chasing me like I did something wrong. [/quote] [quote]Dream #1: I was in a game (Jak 3). And I was playing missions which happened between the end of Jak 2 and the start of Jak 3. I immediately noticed that I was in the fictional setting of Haven City so I became lucid. I decided, as curiousity, to check out the would-be ruined area of Main Town before the inevitable collapse of the Palace. There was a closed gate where the entrance was supposed to be. "Odd," I thought. Then, the gate automatically opened. Interested, I went inside. Now, it wasn't the actual Main Town area which I recognised in the game Jak 2. It was instead a strange sewer with different gates leading to different places. I eventually reached some sort of private conference and I was asked by the man standing outside if I knew anyone who was inside. I said yes and he surprisingly let me in. Everyone were suited up men who all looked the same to me. I thought of stealing some food to take home with me but none of the food items were appealing to me. Then, the next scene rolled to some guy building a fortified security gate just on the border of the Port and the Palace courtyard. I told him that the gate would be crushed by a falling palace support tower. He asked me how did I know. I just shrugged and said I knew. Then, I saw something yellow in the distance. I squinted and saw that they were missiles and that they were heading towards the Palace. As the base of the Palace started to crumble and weaken, I shouted at the top of my voice, "Run! The Palace is being attacked!!!!!!!" I ran with the guy far, far away to the far southern section of the Port, where I knew that neither the Palace or any of its falling support towers or the towers' loose cables would touch us. Just in the nick of time, the Palace collapsed and so did its support towers. Just as I told the guy, one support tower completely crushed the security gate which the guy worked so hard on. Before the dream ended, the guy said "My contraption!" in a crying voice. Dream #2: It was more of a continuation of Dream 1. I was asked to investigate the collapse of the palace and who was responsible so I had to go to the Golden Girls HQ and find evidence. This time, I had a magical compass which told me what to fetch as evidence. Getting it without being caught was another thing entirely. I decided to "no-clip" through the walls and get the evidence book myself. However, once again I failed at this and accidentally went into a room where a woman and her partner were "doing it". She screamed and I stood still. I kept on apologising under my breath but as I was getting my courage to fully apologise, the woman suddenly smiled happily and told me that her respect for me has gone up a lot and she told me that should I ever join the Golden Girls, I can have an 80% discount on the membership fee. The dream ended before I could fetch the evidence. Dream #3: Yet another continuation! There was a young boy who was running away from some death bots in Haven City and told me to follow him. I could hardly keep up with the fast little bugger. Dream #4: I was happily engaged to my classmate in uni and we were eating in an okay-ish restaurant. Then, the restaurant owner comes and "recommends" that we have our wedding in his place. Dream #5: I was going back home from work and boarded the train. I, however, forgot which station I had to get off to take another train to the town of Southminster (where I'm actually considering to buy my first home in). I got off at the wrong station (obviously) and I saw some artificial looking mountains in the distance. I became lucid again as these mountains looked like they were made in a video game editing program. I decided to change the dream, while I was at it, and ended up at where I am staying at right now. But this time, my all-time favourite geography teacher in my primary school was leaving and apparently, there were some medals which my school forgot to send me. Apparently, I was in a Maths team and I was really successful. [/quote]
I wish I knew but I woke up with an erection!
[QUOTE=SecretDuck;43836577]More stuff from my old dream journals. They tell me I play way too many video games.[/QUOTE] I just randomly scanned one of them and all I see is "Betty Suarez from Ugly Betty asked me for advice on how to move up in the fashion industry." Oh god my kidneys.
[QUOTE=bloboo;43832325]I had a dream where I was playing a game where you're a taliban member and when you wanted to view your inventory to select a gun or use an item you'd get sucked into your turban, and it was like a giant dome and all your guns were mounted on the inside of your turban I had no idea my subconscious was this racist[/QUOTE] I think you should join the U.S. military You obviously know what's up in Afghanistan :v:
i have a dream were i waked up in a dream.
This is the only one I can remember. My friends and I robbed a jewelry store, and we had a shit ton of diamonds. We escaped and met up with some dude who said he could melt the diamonds to form one big diamond for maximum profit. So we gave him the diamonds and the next thing I remember was my friend getting high and driving us home. He was driving on the wrong side of the road so he was dodging cars left and right. I was yelling at him "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" to which he yells back "I DON'T KNOW MAN". Next thing I know I'm in my house, the guy who was supposed to be melting my diamonds was in my fridge eating my food, and I walk outside and see my friend pull up in the driveway, the car completely totaled. He didn't have a scratch on him and he had a big grin on his face. Then I woke up. Still dunno what happened with the diamonds.
My brain/personality was transferred into a chimpanzee's body. This man didn't believe my owner (?) and wanted me put down. At the building where chimps get put down is a large cart system where carts go up this track and at the top things get incinerated. The man was forcing my owner to get me killed but then I notice a problem with the paperwork, he spelt my name wrong. I ask for his pen and correct the spelling and he looks mortified. Shocked with this event, he goes and stands on a cart. Apologizing for wanting to put me down, he incinerates himself before we can stop him. Just then I notice a girl I kind of fancied at uni is standing in a cart. Now, in my human form, I go to save her. As a token of thanks, she gives me the same Breaking Bad tshirt my sister had given a few days ago for my birthday.
To keep it short and sweet, I dreamed of being extremely flexible. I am flexible, but I'm talking about the kind of flexible that allows you to bend over and see your own anus.
[quote]Masturbating in dorm lobby, and everyone knows. I keep thinking it's OK and I'll get away with this without problems but then have doubt. Tom & Jerry is on TV. [I]B[/I] asks the difference between “wide” and “cinema” settings, I discuss. Then I turn around and discuss it further with [I]C[/I] about interpolation. The TV characters go to an important court regarding a crime: it happens to be in Alabama. Buy something in a store with change. Consider buying something else but wonder if I have proper change for it. [/quote] [quote] [B]New dream.[/B] See a movie, or similar activity. [I]J[/I]'s friend is intoxicated at the movie. I debate the merits of socialism with [I]S[/I] and [I]J[/I]. When [I]J[/I]'s friend tries to drive away, [I]J[/I] picks him up over his shoulder, saying “seat check”, or similar, to carry him up a hill. I laugh and compare it to a fireman holding a little girl. As I'm crossing the street, I hide in bushes waiting for cars to stop. This was illogical, so I discuss it with Dad who is now present.[/quote]
I dreamt that I was able to hold this one girl. I told her about the dream and she said it might come true. It would be better if she didn't just start dating someone though...
I was a door-to-door cereal salesman on some kind of comedy show, on my normal route, and I go over to one of my regular's houses. I knock on his door and we chat for a few minutes, then I gesture to my boxes of cereal to try and get him to buy some. Suddenly his face darkens. He looks over at me with a depressed look on his face, and tells me to follow him inside. I am totally unprepared for what I see. His kitchen is literally [I]filled[/I] with boxes and boxes of Kixx. It's going up to the ceiling and there are little Kixx pieces all over the floor. He sees the shock on my face and confesses that he's gone into bankruptcy from buying so many boxes of Kixx. I don't remember what happens after
Sleep paralysis all night. I don't know, i felt like my secret part was being touched. >notagirl #FML
[quote] Beautiful beach with giant, 50+foot waves. In time lapse, see castle built to withstand it. I make a challenge with another group of kids regarding castles and building through the night. Then we all go to Chik Fil-A. [/quote] [quote] I was in university in the Student Center when I realized that it was 3PM (or similar – time varied) and I'd been missing my 2PM class in Music Theory, so I rushed to my dorm. On the way I see [I]roommate[/I], who is frantically administering surveys to people because his own class is coming up though that was last semester. I eventually give up on getting there in time, and consider excuses I could make. At some point, maybe in the lobby, I'd been exposed to a video game. It's similar to another game that I've played, though I can't pinpoint which, yet has critical differences. The game is one where you jump on enemies' heads to kill them. Numerous enemies are made of diamond or metal in this version, however, and therefore can only be stunned rather than killed. At some point, the player falls off of a beam, and I hear comments from someone on the player's performance. I think I played this game more than once. In the lobby, I see the regulars, and open up a box with some plastic-bagged large ceramic or plastic implement I got from [I]K[/I]. In the bottom of the box, mixed in with bits of green Christmas decoration, is weed dust, which I hadn't noticed until now! I do my best to collect it, but [I]RA with same name as K[/I] is right next to me. In the stairwell I see [I]J[/I] and tell him I got weed. He has set up a large number of tables, chairs, and lamps (99, he says?) in the stairwell and wants me to help set them up. There's so many that it's ridiculous, and I comment on how he occupies every conceivable public space in the dorm! Later I look on Facebook and he has publicly posted that he's toned down his stairwell activities at least. Someone calls him a nerd. When I make it to my room, I find [I]roommate[/I] who is going through his desk – the room is significantly rearranged. He comments on the lack of water bottles – and I notice that his voice is strangely high pitched, and he is short. Lo and behold, it is not [I]roommate[/I] but his brother! [I]Roommate[/I] is right there, criticizing his sibling. I go to play Runescape (for perhaps the second time) and find that it's evolved into a very complicated game, involving cars and guns, more reminiscent of GTA than anything. I go on a short rampage in a car in a mall-like parking lot area, and am put in jail, where I see a flashing red light. Exiting the game, Grandma comes to tell me to shut down the computer because she needs to use it – peeking at the screen there is a naked girl on it, and she looks away maybe apologetically. I immediately shut the computer down, and explain to her that she can use Ubuntu or Windows – we get into a discussion over the GRUB boot loader, which is also newly overcomplicated. There's options for “Windows”, “Church Ubuntu” and “Ubuntu”, which look different from the real GRUB, and even more configuration settings at the bottom. [/quote]
Well, I had more lucid dreams, this time it was more like one big multi-part dream though. So it started out as me having to drive some dirt bike to some place to sell it or fix it or something. Anyways, I was driving around with some other person over hills and dirt and shit, and then he crashed his bike. He ended up being stuck in the ground, like, physically underneath it like it was a blanket or something, so he told me just to go on ahead. Next, I traveled to some place that vaguely looked like my elementary school. I met a friend that I still know today, but we had to lead some little parade of 2nd graders for some reason. Anyways, we were too old and forgot the school anthem so we got kicked out of the parade. Then, we went inside the school and a really aged version of my 1st grade teacher showed us where we could get our old files and take them. I took a bunch of them. For some reason, there were also fishbowls filled with bettas everywhere in the storeroom. Some bratty little kid comes by, and takes my betta (which is there for some reason) and throws it on the floor and it dies. I told my friend I had to leave after that. I ended up in some town place near a lake. There was an inlet thing of the lake that I had to cross. The motor on the bike got too damaged so I had to ditch it and travel on foot. Anyways, I look in the water, and there are all sorts of weird fishes. They looked like a cross between bluegills and piranhas and were a few feet long and white. Suddenly, a weird albino squid appears in the lake water. Some random metal starts playing in the background and it turned into a fight to the death between the squid and the fishes. I got bored of watching them kill each other, so I continued along the lake to some place that looks like my neighborhood. My other friend was there and for some reason we decided to set a bunch of stuff on fire. Some cop spots us, and tackles my friend and starts yelling at me. I had enough of his shit, so I kicked him over and grabbed my friend. I apparently was able to turn both of us invisible so we were able to escape. Then, lots of SWAT teams appear looking for us, and they let some dogs after us. The dogs can't see us, but they can sense us. We were somehow able to outrun them and hide in a fancy apartment. I guess we stayed there or something because I woke up on a couch and my friend was eating breakfast. Then after I ate I decided to take a bubble bath. My friend walked in because I forgot to lock the door, and he laughed his ass off. After that I left without my friend and kept going by the lake. For some reason it starts to downpour for hours and hours, filling the lake. Some helicopter is flying, carrying something, so I go and chase it. I can't swim after it because of the stupid squids and fish, so I end up taking the long way around to some old cabins. The cabins turn out to be some crazy maze place, and after hours of exploring I find a way out to some back garage/balcony place. Some familiar looking lady is sitting there on a bench in the rain. She says to me " you have to learn to fly like that." I look up, and the helicopter is still there, but it was flying all over like it got shot down or lost power or something. So I said to the lady, "What the fuck? That guy is getting shot down or something." Next thing I know I am in the sky flying above the lake but instead of being me I was a helicopter. Then I woke up because I had to pee.
i dreamed that i was a gold member
I fought the Empire, I saved the Princess, and Obi Wan Kenobi didn't die.
I dreamed that my school was having a snowmobile tournament. One of my friends didn't have one, so he had to borrow a shitty one from school.
i had a dream where the show [I]fresh prince[/I] took place in real life and there was a fresh prince concert that i was watching live on tv, the view was panning over everyone in the audience who were cheering will smith on, and then it stopped right on carlton who stared straight into the camera and said: "not only can you suck a huge dick, but you can suck an average-sized one too" and then i woke up
All I can remember from last night: Hiding in a big Victorian building and hoping that its owners were stupid as I wasn't a very good spy. Modern Talking albums being sold in Sainsbury's. And a car in a parking lot.
I had a dream I was watching a trailer for an action movie where Obama was in a shoot out with some guys in a parking lot or some shit. He got shot in the arm and was like "Michelle, I need help out here."
I dreamed about sleeping in too late and missing class. :v:
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;43834601]I had a dream where I was perma'd from facepunch for posting a picture of blackface[/QUOTE] I had a dream where Seiteki permabanned me for something I didn't do.
All I remember is trying to draw a crossdresser's face and getting mad because I kept fucking up the eyeliner.
So, I was at school, and suddenly, right when the bell went and I get out of my seat to leave, my mother bursts into the room, holding a large string of pork sausages. [i]"YOU NEVER DID AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, [MYNAME]!"[/i] she shrieks, and with that she starts whipping my crotch with the sausages, hard enough to cut all my clothes off, leaving me naked before the hysterically laughing class. My penis falls off me like a discarded meatsock. My teeth tumbling from my mouth in a torrent of blood, I hurl myself out of the window to escape her. I drop several floors, but land on the grass unharmed. Looking up, I find myself confronted with a 11/10 blonde chick, utterly naked. I stand up, and she embraces me, giggling. I move in to make out with her, but suddenly her face cracks open like glass. Behind it is my father's head. He bellows at me, more sausages pouring from his throat. I try to scream, but I can't make a sound. There's a roaring noise getting louder from behind me, I turn, and I see my grandmother, similarly naked, riding towards me astride a massive black freight train, shouting curses at me. A white car pull up beside me, honking, and I scramble into the back seat as fast as I can. It drives away with me inside, but as I turn to my left I realize noone is driving it. I tug at the steering wheel frantically as the car speeds on, faster and faster, but I can't control it. I hear a bang as something hits the roof, and suddenly a red-hot blade bursts down through the top of the car and cuts the entire top off, revealing [i]Jetstream Sam[/i], the Cool Brazilian Wind, ultimate cyborg samurai swordsman. [i]"Hurry, [MYNAME]"[/i] he shouts to me over the roar of the car's engine and the rush of wind, his rough-but-charming half-Japanese half-Brazilian accent as soothing to my mind as the sweetest of honey. [i]"The bees have already taken seven of the towers from us, but if you come with me, we can still save Princess Hogan from a fate worse than death!"[/i] Sheathing his authentic Murasama katana in his elegant and distinctive gun-sheath, he reaches down to me, and I take his hand. As he pulls me up, he gently rubs Nutella on my face with his free hand. I can hear wings beating in the distance, and before we jump from the racing car, I turn to him and ask
i was dreaming about some kinda nonsense, the wind was blowing, and there was a mattress above me, and it squashes when blowing later on i'm taking a spin of my friends BMW cabrio, then strangely it transforms into a bicycle, later a friend shouts and calls me to come, but suddenly bunch of girls come chasing after me with formal clothes, flowers, and rings... then i'm trying to escape, but girls catch me and then the "bride" comes and her family says some threatening stuff, later i was standing on a altar and one guy sneaks out with a santa outfit and then somehow had a ambulance and later dropped it, then he goes back to my house, and tell my parents that i was kidnapped and i was forced to marry some bullshit whore, but i managed to escape and called the cops later then my dream ended
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